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2012-04-11 07:09:26 PM
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Flint Ironstag: TwistedFark: taurusowner: Well he's right. Black Widow is still just a normal human. Highly trained and smart, but still normal. Buffy has superhuman strength, reflexes, and speed. Barring trickery, in an all out brawl superpowers win.

This is stupid. Buffy isn't bullet proof. Natasha Romanov uses guns. Big guns. Sniper rifles.

Buffy's brains would be splattered across a wall before she even knew she was in a fight. Seriously, since when do world class assassins decide to just throw down all mano a mano and let's face it, Buffy Summers is a farking moron.

I can't even believe I was baited into responding to such a stupid topic. Also, fark Joss Whedon. If he ruins this movie by making it a Joss Whedon movie I'm going to hunt him down and lay a turd in his mouth.

By that logic Superman would vaporise Batman in a second from ten miles away without Batman even knowing he was there.


Yes, and so?

/heat-vision to the back of the head a couple of miles away while bruce wayne is laying down a bat-duece on his gold plated toilet.
2012-04-11 09:12:26 AM
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Whedons love for 'strong women' is about the same for a fetishist who likes having his balls stomped on by a dominatrix. He still goes for the ole fallback of classical sexism of a physically feminine female in a position of need (for the male lead). He just jazzes it up by having her kick a bunch of redshirts in the head using overly feminine fake martial arts designed to show off their bodies.
Its substituting one form of female objectification with a thin veneer of another form of it. I.E we cant show a highly athletic woman dismantling bad guys without some kind of tragic backstory whilst also looking like a whispy sex object. As shiatty a movie as Haywire was, it was infinitely better for the 'strong chick' genre than anything Whedon has shat out.
2012-04-11 05:09:42 AM
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taurusowner: Well he's right. Black Widow is still just a normal human. Highly trained and smart, but still normal. Buffy has superhuman strength, reflexes, and speed. Barring trickery, in an all out brawl superpowers win.


This is stupid. Buffy isn't bullet proof. Natasha Romanov uses guns. Big guns. Sniper rifles.

Buffy's brains would be splattered across a wall before she even knew she was in a fight. Seriously, since when do world class assassins decide to just throw down all mano a mano and let's face it, Buffy Summers is a farking moron.

I can't even believe I was baited into responding to such a stupid topic. Also, fark Joss Whedon. If he ruins this movie by making it a Joss Whedon movie I'm going to hunt him down and lay a turd in his mouth.
2012-04-10 06:02:04 PM
1 votes:
What the fark is wrong with you people?

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2012-04-10 03:48:39 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties: Buffy would easily lick the Black Widow.

Easily at first, and then more forcefully in reaction to Natasha's moans.


Your newsletter... I seem to have made a mess all over it.
2012-04-10 02:19:08 PM
1 votes:
Buffy would easily lick the Black Widow.

Easily at first, and then more forcefully in reaction to Natasha's moans.
2012-04-10 02:17:59 PM
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KRYTEN: Breakfast is served, sir. (Noticing the TV, he sounds disgusted)

Oh, boxing. Do you _like_ boxing?

LISTER: There's nothing wrong with boxing. It's one of the great working class escapes, is boxing. It's just sport, like any other. Two highly trained athletes at the peak of physical perfection trying to outwit each other in a ring of combat. In fact, at it's best, it's not a sport -- it's an artform.

KRYTEN: Female, topless boxing?

LISTER: Talk to me, Kryten.

KRYTEN: Well... they're not even hitting one another. They just appear to be standing in the centre of the ring and jiggling up and down. So which one are you rooting for, sir?

LISTER: I'm just praying that it goes the distance!
2012-04-10 01:45:27 PM
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SpinStopper: Though it would be fun to see her go up against a demi-god. Namely, Thor ;)


She's ready.

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