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(Yahoo)   Overhead shots of Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s property imply that the American Pickers should pay him a visit   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 118
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2012-04-10 04:46:59 PM  
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RIP, Calista Earnhardt
 
2012-04-10 04:48:41 PM  
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R.I.P. Dale Earnhardt
 
2012-04-10 04:50:18 PM  
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: eas81: Oh and a big Fark you to everyone making the jokes. I am not afraid to admit that i cried long and hard that day.

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What does Dale Sr and Pink Floyd both have in common?

Both of them's last big hit was The Wall. (rimshot)

I'll be here all week, try the veal and tip your waitress
 
2012-04-10 04:50:21 PM  

MrSteve007: Do you work here?


Of course not. Haha. That'd be silly. Haha.

/your tie's crooked
 
2012-04-10 04:51:46 PM  
myplay.com

R.I.P., a Dale Earnhardt.
 
2012-04-10 04:52:10 PM  
It looks like Pet Semetery for cars.
 
2012-04-10 04:53:27 PM  

Di Atribe: MrSteve007: Do you work here?

Of course not. Haha. That'd be silly. Haha.

/your tie's crooked


How many fingers am I holding up?
 
2012-04-10 04:54:14 PM  
R.I.P., Dell.

www.bnytech.com
 
2012-04-10 04:54:36 PM  

CheatCommando: vudukungfu: Ain't no law against drinking and driving on private property.

The laws of probability still say it's stupid, I'm afraid.


Well, you don't have too many millionaire drunk friends do you?
I have a few.
 
2012-04-10 04:55:08 PM  
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Track that features curves in both directions?!

WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN....
 
2012-04-10 05:04:27 PM  
I work with a lot of satellite and aerial imagery analysts. Some of them have worked here twenty, thirty years, sweating over binoculars, ruining their eyesight, on what they've always regarded as important work.

I don't think I'll tell them about this. I hate to see a grown man cry.

/some of them might even slit their wrists
 
2012-04-10 05:04:30 PM  

Coelacanth: It looks like Pet Semetery for cars.


www.filmcritic.com
 
2012-04-10 05:06:22 PM  
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T Surely they removed 'The Intimidator' before that photo?...

/buddy was there
//nobody knew 'til 45 minutes after the race...
 
2012-04-10 05:08:01 PM  

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: eas81: Oh and a big Fark you to everyone making the jokes. I am not afraid to admit that i cried long and hard that day.

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Well, there's his problem. No way was that car safe to drive.
 
2012-04-10 05:08:03 PM  
He is a cool guy. He races online with us at iRacing.com. It is a blast!

There is also a new book out about his 2001 season that looks really good. Written by his Budweiser PR man back then. I plan on picking it up. In The Red. (new window)
 
2012-04-10 05:12:41 PM  
would like to see his collection of broken washers and refrigerators on the front porch.
 
2012-04-10 05:15:07 PM  

ZMugg: Odd Bird: Old_Chief_Scott: It's pretty cool. I played hide and seek with Danica Patrick out there and found her sprawled over the hood of Mark Martin's old Viagra car, her fire suit in disarray. *nudgenudgewinkwink*

I had a similar dream, but instead Ashley Force had Danica tied to Mark's car.

Was...was facesitting involved?

Dream research.

yeah, that's the ticket


Milka Duno stepped out of the woods, carrying a bottle of baby oil and a whip, wearing little more than boots and a grin.
 
2012-04-10 05:18:42 PM  

Odd Bird: ZMugg: Odd Bird: Old_Chief_Scott: It's pretty cool. I played hide and seek with Danica Patrick out there and found her sprawled over the hood of Mark Martin's old Viagra car, her fire suit in disarray. *nudgenudgewinkwink*

I had a similar dream, but instead Ashley Force had Danica tied to Mark's car.

Was...was facesitting involved?

Dream research.

yeah, that's the ticket

Milka Duno stepped out of the woods, carrying a bottle of baby oil and a whip, wearing little more than boots and a grin.


Where were the Cope twins when all this was happening?
 
2012-04-10 05:23:01 PM  

crotchgrabber: Odd Bird: ZMugg: Odd Bird: Old_Chief_Scott: It's pretty cool. I played hide and seek with Danica Patrick out there and found her sprawled over the hood of Mark Martin's old Viagra car, her fire suit in disarray. *nudgenudgewinkwink*

I had a similar dream, but instead Ashley Force had Danica tied to Mark's car.

Was...was facesitting involved?

Dream research.

yeah, that's the ticket

Milka Duno stepped out of the woods, carrying a bottle of baby oil and a whip, wearing little more than boots and a grin.

Where were the Cope twins when all this was happening?


...and were you dressed like the Stig?
 
2012-04-10 05:33:20 PM  
dejavoodoo64 Oh hell I'll admit it to. Still miss him and that black #3 on the track. I can't explain it.

Austin Dillon sez You'll Get Over It
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-10 05:33:27 PM  
Artificial land reefs. They do this all the time.
 
2012-04-10 05:35:20 PM  
Is it just me, or does that one track look like a giant penis???
 
2012-04-10 05:41:16 PM  

crotchgrabber: Odd Bird: ZMugg: Odd Bird: Old_Chief_Scott: It's pretty cool. I played hide and seek with Danica Patrick out there and found her sprawled over the hood of Mark Martin's old Viagra car, her fire suit in disarray. *nudgenudgewinkwink*

I had a similar dream, but instead Ashley Force had Danica tied to Mark's car.

Was...was facesitting involved?

Dream research.

yeah, that's the ticket

Milka Duno stepped out of the woods, carrying a bottle of baby oil and a whip, wearing little more than boots and a grin.

Where were the Cope twins when all this was happening?


This place Junior's got here just keeps getting better and better.
 
2012-04-10 05:41:35 PM  

Di Atribe: Man..... you guys.... that is nothin. I spend a lot of time studying aerial photos of rural areas for my job and..... that's positively tame.


That's just because you are probably looking over the more interesting parts of Texas. North and East Texas has way more than some parts.
 
2012-04-10 05:43:52 PM  

crotchgrabber: Odd Bird: ...Milka Duno stepped out of the woods, carrying a bottle of baby oil and a whip, wearing little more than boots and a grin.

Where were the Cope twins when all this was happening?


That must've been them rustling behind the bushes, and could explain the sheen on the whip and oil bottle being half empty.

moike:
...and were you dressed like the Stig?


I wasn't paying attention. Would you?
 
2012-04-10 06:01:03 PM  

MrSteve007: Di Atribe: Man..... you guys.... that is nothin. I spend a lot of time studying aerial photos of rural areas for my job and..... that's positively tame.

Do you work here?
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I worked there from '03 to '05.
 
2012-04-10 06:07:58 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-04-10 06:23:05 PM  
so i take it nascar has given up on its attempt to down play the "redneck" aspect of the sport in an attempt to gain more middle-class suburban viewership?
 
2012-04-10 06:26:21 PM  
FTT: Overhead shots of Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s property

Did anyone else think shotguns or hunting rifles were involved?
/Or at least a stop sign riddled with holes
 
2012-04-10 06:35:50 PM  

howdyyall9999: How many fingers am I holding up?


13. Man, where'd you get all those thumbs? Did you used to take swimmin trips up to Love Canal or somethin?


Fark-N-Noodle: That's just because you are probably looking over the more interesting parts of Texas. North and East Texas has way more than some parts.


It's like they think if the zombie apocalypse comes, having a couple fishin boats, 4 burned out Cadillacs, 3 pickemups that only need an engine and a couple tahrs, is somehow gonna come in handy.
 
2012-04-10 06:37:41 PM  

vudukungfu: NowhereMon: You know how I know you're a redneck?

I have 5 different friend in five different states with the same set up.
Including here in Vermont.
Ain't no law against drinking and driving on private property.
Nothing like a highspeed drunken paintball race demolition run motocross, hell, what rules contest to the finish between friends.

Best one was when the one in NM and I were racing and he went off, missed the bridge, and the jeep's roll bar rolled over on the guy who got ejected, punhing him into the soft dirt imbankment leaving a cartoon impression of his body. (no seastbelts) and the overturned jeep was gushing gas all over hiim and a pile of tumbleweeds the size of a semi. And when I got to him, he was standing up next to the dirt angel and tryign to light a smoke with gas saoked matches.


That's what we call "Wednesday" in NM... Now sure that's a redneck thing so much as it's a "Hay... Look at all this desert we got around here... Know what would make the desert more fun?" kind of thing :P
 
2012-04-10 06:38:17 PM  

FlyingJ: dejavoodoo64 Oh hell I'll admit it to. Still miss him and that black #3 on the track. I can't explain it.

Austin Dillon sez You'll Get Over It
Link (new window)


NNS is fine but ill be damned if I ever see a black #3 rolling out on the track in the Sprint cup series.

/would possibly be ok with a #3 in the series just never black or wrangler colors.
 
2012-04-10 06:52:34 PM  

eas81: NNS is fine but ill be damned if I ever see a black #3 rolling out on the track in the Sprint cup series.

/would possibly be ok with a #3 in the series just never black or wrangler colors.


It will never happen. "3" merch is still some of the best selling stuff. No other retired/dead racer sells anything near what Dale Sr. does.
 
2012-04-10 06:58:42 PM  
Well, at least they are not up on blocks in his front yard along with the old ice box and sofa.
 
2012-04-10 06:58:48 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Hey, t'ain't no differnt than you yankees wit y'alls lawn jockeys and pick flamingoes on y'alls lawn.


Yes but do you spill the contents of your spittoon when you turn a corner too sharply?

/hot
 
2012-04-10 07:00:52 PM  
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RIP Dale Earnhardt and Roy Orbison
 
2012-04-10 07:06:58 PM  
www94.homepage.villanova.edu
RIP Tenderheart
 
2012-04-10 07:08:44 PM  
Fark-N-Noodle That's just because you are probably looking over the more interesting parts of Texas. North and East Texas has way more than some parts.

Well, to be fair Jr's layouts look more interesting than this one;
i233.photobucket.com

All this female race car slash/fic & no firesuits fall away so their fake headlights can be liberally smeared with Twinkie filling? Farkers be slippin';
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-10 07:38:53 PM  

MrSteve007: Di Atribe: Man..... you guys.... that is nothin. I spend a lot of time studying aerial photos of rural areas for my job and..... that's positively tame.

Do you work here?
[www.pclaunches.com image 450x260]


He's probably looking for somthing like this..:
cd989.com
 
2012-04-10 07:46:07 PM  

eas81: eas81: Bawdy George: Not that I care, but TFA which is all about the property doesn't bother to mention... where the property is.

/Journalism fail

Mooresville, NC or Concord, NC

cig-mkr

2012-04-10 04:18:26 PM

Getting a kick, live about four miles from him.

I fail it is Kannapolis.


He's actually in Moorseville on Rt 3 across from DEI racing (on Rt 3)
His Grandpa and Dale Sr. were from Kannapolis.
They laugh at this "redneck" and he's laughing all the way to the bank, net worth around $300 million.
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-10 07:57:12 PM  
Google Earth 35.65900483528946,-80.79253435134887
 
2012-04-10 08:07:30 PM  

moike: crotchgrabber: Odd Bird: ZMugg: Odd Bird: Old_Chief_Scott: It's pretty cool. I played hide and seek with Danica Patrick out there and found her sprawled over the hood of Mark Martin's old Viagra car, her fire suit in disarray. *nudgenudgewinkwink*

I had a similar dream, but instead Ashley Force had Danica tied to Mark's car.

Was...was facesitting involved?

Dream research.

yeah, that's the ticket

Milka Duno stepped out of the woods, carrying a bottle of baby oil and a whip, wearing little more than boots and a grin.

Where were the Cope twins when all this was happening?

...and were you dressed like the Stig?


And the wimmins were wearing Octane 93 behind their ears
 
2012-04-10 09:43:04 PM  
This thread is lacking in pictures of Danielle

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2012-04-10 10:19:29 PM  

dejavoodoo64: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: eas81: Oh and a big Fark you to everyone making the jokes. I am not afraid to admit that i cried long and hard that day.

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Oh hell I'll admit it to. Still miss him and that black #3 on the track. I can't explain it.


I haven't lost ALL interest, but it certainly hasn't been the same.
 
2012-04-10 10:20:20 PM  
relaxitsjustme And the wimmins were wearing Octane 93104 behind their ears

/FTFY
//$10.something per gallon @ the Union 76 Station Beverly Glen/Santa Monica Blvd in West L.A.
 
2012-04-10 10:35:35 PM  

SithLord: This thread is lacking in pictures of Danielle

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SithLord likes 'em thick.

/not that I would kick her out of bed.
 
2012-04-10 11:22:56 PM  
redneck divided by zero
 
2012-04-10 11:24:41 PM  
chuggernaught: SithLord: This thread is lacking in pictures of Danielle

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SithLord likes 'em thick.

/not that I would kick her out of bed.


About the only "wah not my type" complaint I have is that she has moar Bewb area tats than I care for....

That being said its not like I'd kick her out of my bed... unless she wanted to go at it on the floor.
 
2012-04-11 12:20:18 AM  
He has his own saloon with blackjack and hookers.
 
2012-04-11 12:52:39 AM  

SithLord: This thread is lacking in pictures of Danielle

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Oh, that's no way to start it!

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