Is this like Richard's brother? That would explain why he's kissing Gingrich dolls.

This just in:

KISS sucks.

I don't know why anyone would be interested in who I vote for, but I do know I need morons to buy my KISS-approved crap, so here I am pretending like I don't know why you would care about me.

I am socially liberal. And I am a fiscal and foreign policy conservative. Translation: I am an American.

There's really no such thing. Outside of domestic rhetoric about bowing and apologizing, our foreign policy is pretty steady regardless of who's running the show. Ask Iran or NK how much things have changed with Obongo bowing and hugging and kissing and loving and something.

GW's nation building stunt excluded.

Rapmaster2000: our foreign policy is pretty steady regardless of who's running the show. Ask Iran or NK how much things have changed with Obongo bowing and hugging and kissing and loving and something.

GW's nation building stunt excluded.

That's about as useful as saying our economy has been pretty good, 2008-2011 excluded.

/I'm noticing a common theme here...

Gene Simmons, original Kardashian.

Arkanaut: Rapmaster2000: our foreign policy is pretty steady regardless of who's running the show. Ask Iran or NK how much things have changed with Obongo bowing and hugging and kissing and loving and something.

GW's nation building stunt excluded.

That's about as useful as saying our economy has been pretty good, 2008-2011 excluded.

/I'm noticing a common theme here...

Nothing on the politics tab is useful.

Rapmaster2000: Arkanaut: Rapmaster2000: our foreign policy is pretty steady regardless of who's running the show. Ask Iran or NK how much things have changed with Obongo bowing and hugging and kissing and loving and something.

GW's nation building stunt excluded.

That's about as useful as saying our economy has been pretty good, 2008-2011 excluded.

/I'm noticing a common theme here...

Nothing on the politics tab is useful.

You got me there.

But you can buy the KISSified Newt Gingrich doll for 50% off

This isn't anywhere in the article, and it's quite obvious that Simmons never said it. Gene Simmons doesn't give discounts.

propasaurus: Mugato: Should he have just disappeared sometime around 1987?

He did. All that's left is the hairpiece.

And the tongue. Don't forget the tongue.

I always liked Alice Cooper's thoughts on politics. Sure, he's a conservative, but he flat out said that anyone who gets their political advice from rock stars is a moron.

If you are a musician and you want to be political, write a political song. Musicians that just mouth off their politics in interviews and on talk shows are just lazy.

xanadian: Maybe Gene Simmons should run for President.

Gene Simmons
AKA Chaim Witz

Born: 25-Aug-1949
Birthplace: Haifa, Israel

Mother a Hungarian Jew. Moved to Brooklyn aged 9.

Get where I'm going with this one.

Last week I posted a long rambli g rant about how Gene is kind of a barometer of how the election will go - that he always votes for the winner and thus, really represents the key middle populace who decide elections.

I noted with concern that he wasn't going to support Obama again, but considered that maybe his streak had ended.

This news makes me realize that, in fact, I believe he might vote for Obama again, but is keeping it vague to get more facetime on FOX.

In the end, I am still confident Obama will be elected President again.

wildcardjack: xanadian: Maybe Gene Simmons should run for President.

Gene Simmons
AKA Chaim Witz

Born: 25-Aug-1949
Birthplace: Haifa, Israel

Mother a Hungarian Jew. Moved to Brooklyn aged 9.

Get where I'm going with this one.

He's a sekret socialist muslin from Kenya?

Gene Simmons may be a douche (and this coming from a life-long KISS fan), but he's a douche who gets to nail Shannon Tweed every night, a Shannon Tweed who, even in her 50s, is a smokin' hot babe.

And that Gene stated he has no idea why anyone would care who he votes for is probably the most humble thing he's said in 20 years, so he's got that going for him.

Arkanaut: Rapmaster2000: Arkanaut: Rapmaster2000: our foreign policy is pretty steady regardless of who's running the show. Ask Iran or NK how much things have changed with Obongo bowing and hugging and kissing and loving and something.

GW's nation building stunt excluded.

That's about as useful as saying our economy has been pretty good, 2008-2011 excluded.

/I'm noticing a common theme here...

Nothing on the politics tab is useful.

You got me there.

The democrats' actions on foreign policy are (slightly) more competent.

"Gene Simmons is such a douche that he would be a holocaust denier if he weren't Jewish" -Seen here on fark.

Because People in power are Stupid: I am socially liberal. And I am a fiscal and foreign policy conservative. Translation: I am an American.

He's a socially socialist and wants to lower taxes while starting wars.

Awesome.

He could be against unnecessary military spending like real conservatives are. Not the derpy fake kind that can't get enough of wasteful military systems.

ThePastafarian: "Gene Simmons is such a douche that he would be a holocaust denier if he weren't Jewish" -Seen here on fark.

Would he take Ted Nugent as VP?

Nadie_AZ: I'm waiting for one of them to be bobmitized.

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Great show. Saw him at the Texas Ren Fair a few years ago.

KISS will be on Dancing With the Stars tonight performing "Rock and Roll All Nite,"

*head desk*

Just let it die, Gene.