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(Cracked)   Five random factors that control your memory. Right now, you're wondering if this is a repeat   (cracked.com ) divider line
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2012-04-10 01:08:43 PM  
Actually, I'm wondering if Cracked will ever be good again.
 
2012-04-10 01:17:09 PM  
Savian Actually, I'm wondering if Cracked will ever be good again.

Actually I'm wondering if Cracked a proper noun, or an adjective in this case?

/Do not underestimate the effect of good crack.
 
2012-04-10 01:20:02 PM  
you know who else used hand gestures... oh, you did know... nevermind.
 
2012-04-10 01:23:03 PM  

Savian: Actually, I'm wondering if Cracked will ever be good again.


I think you may have walked through one too many doorways, friend.
 
2012-04-10 01:23:42 PM  
I thought it was Windows that interfered with your memory.
 
2012-04-10 01:27:27 PM  

wildcardjack: I thought it was Windows that interfered with your memory.


Those damned themo-pane ones will!

/derp
 
2012-04-10 01:40:18 PM  
Savian: Actually, I'm wondering if Cracked will ever be good again.

I don't remember it ever being that good.
 
2012-04-10 01:41:09 PM  
Six, actually.

6. Ridiculous Cracked articles that are totally written by 16 year olds for 14 year olds.
 
2012-04-10 01:41:39 PM  
Random factors that affect my memory:

Shiny things
Boobies
Booty
Alcohol
Food
Too much sleep
Not enough sleep

....and I can't remember the rest
 
2012-04-10 01:47:40 PM  
I think Cracked is a pretty cool website. Eh makes me laugh and doesn't afraid of anything.
 
2012-04-10 01:49:46 PM  

Savian: Actually, I'm wondering if Cracked will ever be good again.


That article was reasonably interesting and the occasional jokes were actually a bit funny.


Compare with this (new window)
 
2012-04-10 01:55:02 PM  
There are good Cracked articles. That one is not one of them.
 
2012-04-10 01:58:47 PM  

RKade: There are good Cracked articles. That one is not one of them.


I tried to submit

Today Cracked Visits TvTropes (new window) only to get a redlight. I assume only certain fark acolytes are permitted to write the headlines for sponsored links?
 
2012-04-10 01:59:50 PM  
Shouldn't smells be on the list?
 
2012-04-10 02:04:00 PM  
The whole door thing intrigues me. Is this why if you go into another room and forget why you're there, you can remember if you go back to the room you came from?
 
2012-04-10 02:04:06 PM  
what was the third one?

6.mshcdn.com
 
2012-04-10 02:20:07 PM  
I'll go along with most of that. Except for the whole Morgan Freeman thing... I mean, let me put it this way, I can learn a lot while I'm staring at your hairy legs, guys...

/serious.
 
2012-04-10 02:23:14 PM  
FTA: #3. Deep Voices.

Is this why I can remember the lyrics to Barry White songs?
 
2012-04-10 03:40:58 PM  

pute kisses like a man: you know who else used hand gestures... oh, you did know... nevermind.


farm3.static.flickr.com
???
 
2012-04-10 08:00:20 PM  
They don't call him "Easy Reader" for nuttin'
 
2012-04-10 09:05:30 PM  
Does, did I remember to take my medication make it on the list?
Yes I RTFA but I can't remember it.

Seriously, if I haven't taken my meds I forget to take my meds which leads to me not remembering to take my meds (nor indeed do I notice I haven't taken them until it is 6pm, I am still at work and I have done 7 amazing things none of which needed doing nor will I remember tomorrow how I did them).
 
2012-04-10 10:03:13 PM  
www.louielouie.net

Right now?
 
2012-04-11 12:34:51 AM  

pute kisses like a man: you know who else used hand gestures... oh, you did know... nevermind.


I specifically don't use hand gestures. I seriously consider how important somebody's argument is based on how much they use hand gestures.

If you use hand gestures too much, I don't put much credence into your argument.

/obviously impossible on the internet
//I'm sure there's a hand-gesture-equivalent on the internet
 
2012-04-11 10:26:39 AM  

jaylectricity: pute kisses like a man: you know who else used hand gestures... oh, you did know... nevermind.

I specifically don't use hand gestures. I seriously consider how important somebody's argument is based on how much they use hand gestures.

If you use hand gestures too much, I don't put much credence into your argument.

/obviously impossible on the internet
//I'm sure there's a hand-gesture-equivalent on the internet


when I was in law school, and we were forced through the machine of moot court, we were instructed very strongly not to use hand gestures. we were told to grip it and rip it.

/ grip the podium, so that you can't use your hands. people always think grip it and rip it, out of context, is dirty.
 
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