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2012-04-10 11:27:08 AM
Who is Katy Perry?
 
2012-04-10 11:28:29 AM
Who?
 
2012-04-10 11:39:26 AM

simplicimus: Who is Katy Perry?


She's the person attached to Katy Perry's breasts.
 
2012-04-10 11:43:52 AM

Wendy's Chili: simplicimus: Who is Katy Perry?

She's the person attached to Katy Perry's breasts.


Do they have names? I might recognize them.
 
2012-04-10 11:48:04 AM
mmm bluenette...
 
2012-04-10 11:53:03 AM
aren't we all Katy, aren't we all.
 
2012-04-10 11:58:53 AM
you aint ugly yet. we will tell you when you are done.
 
2012-04-10 12:00:10 PM
l.yimg.com

Yep, she's really sick of all that attention.
 
2012-04-10 12:04:18 PM
hey hon all it takes is one porn film. after that we'll be done with you.
 
2012-04-10 12:05:59 PM

simplicimus: Wendy's Chili: simplicimus: Who is Katy Perry?

She's the person attached to Katy Perry's breasts.

Do they have names? I might recognize them.


Left and Right
celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2012-04-10 12:07:36 PM

Wendy's Chili: simplicimus: Who is Katy Perry?

She's the person attached to Katy Perry's breasts.


Nothing more to see here. Move along.
 
2012-04-10 12:08:01 PM
I am Katy Perry.
 
2012-04-10 12:15:00 PM
i149.photobucket.com
I hate signing autographs when I'm at the mall!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 
2012-04-10 12:17:06 PM
I'm not an aspiring musician but if I were I think I would tell this life support for spectacular breasts, "Go fark yourself, you ungrateful twat".
 
2012-04-10 12:28:10 PM
Here's how you go about this:

1. Take 8 years or so to make an album, so you slowly fade out of the spotlight
2. Come out with a monster album when you miss people talking about you and use the excuse of "making sure each song was perfect"
3. Become friends with Peter Gabriel/profit
 
2012-04-10 12:49:15 PM
Someone needs to make a version of "The Son of Man" that has an apple in front of Katy Perry.

/bowler hat optional
 
2012-04-10 02:35:42 PM
Then quit, Katy, and make a career out of having sex with me.
 
2012-04-10 02:37:35 PM

Barfmaker: I am Katy Perry.


Love your tits.
 
2012-04-10 02:42:56 PM
Good because I'm tired of hearing about her anyways. Show your tits or disappear.
 
2012-04-10 02:43:50 PM
Then quit! You can retire tomorrow.
 
2012-04-10 02:45:06 PM
I see the quote is from Teen Vogue. I will assume it was not said in sincerity and possibly not said at all.
 
2012-04-10 02:46:25 PM
img801.imageshack.us

I'd like to run her up the flag pole, look up her skirt, and then salute.

img52.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-10 02:47:10 PM
optimistic bookmark.
 
2012-04-10 02:47:50 PM
Dear Katy Perry's tits,

Before you quit, make me famous. It'll only take a few seconds.

Sincerely,
Mr. Smurf
 
2012-04-10 02:50:05 PM
Well then quit, move out of California, if you live there. Move to a place nobody would expect you to live, change your style to look like the local haus fraus and dont do any AW. Problem solved.
 
2012-04-10 02:53:24 PM
"Thats why went ahead and made a movie about all things me"
 
2012-04-10 02:56:40 PM
She can come over to my place and live in relative obscurity for the rest of her life.
 
2012-04-10 02:56:40 PM
I'd like to see the coyote eat the roadrunner
I'd like to Margera blown to bits
I'd like to Regis lay on on Ripa
But I'd love to see that Katy Perry's tits
Yeah, I'd love to see that Katy Perry's tits

Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Katy's rockets
Here they come again, my fantasies

I'd like to see Rachael Ray get wasted on moonshine
I'd like NCIS take a hit (of marijuana)
I'd like to see Tom Green get his ass kicked on TV
But I'd love to see that Katy Perry's tits
Yeah, I'd love to see that Katy Perry's tits

Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Katy's rockets
Here they come again, my fantasies
Yeah, here they come again, my fantasies


apologies to MacLean & MacLean
 
2012-04-10 02:58:29 PM
What a coincidence. I'm tired of you.
 
2012-04-10 02:59:04 PM
Shiat, gotta spell check that stuff

I'd like to see the coyote eat the roadrunner
I'd like to Margera blown to bits
I'd like to Regis lay one on Ripa
But I'd love to see that Katy Perry's tits
Yeah, I'd love to see that Katy Perry's tits

Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Katy's rockets
Here they come again, my fantasies

I'd like to see Rachael Ray wasted up on moonshine
I'd like to see NCIS take a hit (of marijuana)
I'd like to see Tom Green get his ass kicked on the TV
But I'd love to see that Katy Perry's tits
Yeah, I'd love to see that Katy Perry's tits

Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Katy's rockets
Here they come again, my fantasies
Yeah, here they come again, my fantasies


apologies to MacLean & MacLean
 
2012-04-10 03:01:26 PM
Cool. Stop recording albums and move in with me so I can play with your boobs constantly.
 
2012-04-10 03:04:10 PM

keepitcherry: Good because I'm tired of hearing about her anyways. Show your tits make a sex tape with Zooey Deschanel or disappear.


FTFY
 
2012-04-10 03:04:33 PM
So show us dem tits then leave.

Trust us, we won't bother you ever again.
 
2012-04-10 03:05:25 PM
I predict that she becomes a born again Christian within 5 years....
Remember, Fark -- I called it.
 
2012-04-10 03:06:18 PM
I've never considered tit farking to be any good, but I'd give it another go with Katy.
 
2012-04-10 03:07:16 PM
i'd
do
ungodly
things
with
that
woman
 
2012-04-10 03:07:55 PM

Wendy's Chili: simplicimus: Who is Katy Perry?

She's the person attached to Katy Perry's breasts.


there's a person attached to them? weird.
 
2012-04-10 03:08:18 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Dear Katy Perry's tits,

Before you quit, make me famous. It'll only take a few seconds.

Sincerely,
Mr. Smurf


Wait, you can correspond with her tits?

Dear Katy Perry's Tits,
Please allow me to motorboat you before you get all saggy.

Regards,
Psycoholic_Slag's face
 
2012-04-10 03:08:41 PM
So, show us your tits and then call it a day.

/Or do porn.
 
2012-04-10 03:08:56 PM
Just go away then, Perry. Don't pass go, don't collect $200, keep your damn shirt on, and GO!!!
 
2012-04-10 03:10:00 PM
Somebody needs to find a huge granite hill quarry and carve into Mount Titmore.
 
2012-04-10 03:12:46 PM
Shes welcome to fade into obscurity at my place.
 
2012-04-10 03:13:49 PM
Shows us your TITS!
 
2012-04-10 03:13:51 PM
ihatedumbpeople:
i'd
do
ungodly
things
with
that
woman


IDUTWTW?

What the hell does that mean? I don't get this meme....
 
2012-04-10 03:26:31 PM

ihatedumbpeople: i'd
do
ungodly
things
with
that
woman


I don't know why this is funny. Probably because of the farky I have for you.
 
2012-04-10 03:29:46 PM
The Fark anthem: "I dissed a girl and I liked it."
 
2012-04-10 03:30:19 PM
SHOW US THE GOODS ALREADY AND GO AWAY.
 
2012-04-10 03:30:33 PM

doczoidberg: I predict that she becomes a born again Christian within 5 years....
Remember, Fark -- I called it.


Wasn't her first album a Christian pop album? I figure if you leave that path, you usually don't go back.
 
2012-04-10 03:30:54 PM
I work so hard, singing and posing for pictures for hours and hours every week.

I want to talk about how much I hate being famous in this magazine interview. When the little people cry in my presence, I remind them that I'm sort of like them in a way.


neilbrowne.com
 
2012-04-10 03:32:28 PM

snuff3r: Who?


Chick with fake tits that teases naive guys. Also, she's stated her dream as a teen was to have a big rack (no joke).
 
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