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2012-04-10 11:51:07 AM

theorellior: MoronLessOff: Also, you know what the Greeks did, right?

Yes, I think Diogenes would be well aware of that.


...good point.
 
2012-04-10 11:52:44 AM

theorellior: Diogenes: theorellior: MoronLessOff: Also, you know what the Greeks did, right?

Yes, I think Diogenes would be well aware of that.

Always a big fan of the ancient traditions.

Still wearing that barrel?


Oh, indeed. With a big knot hole around back.
 
2012-04-10 11:53:46 AM

Jake Havechek: ELEPHANT WALK: Definition

According to the Urban Dictionary, there are many forms of the "Elephant Walk".

1) A group of males walks in a straight line, each person putting one thumb in their mouth and the other thumb inside the anus of the male in front of them.

2) A group of males walks in a straight line holding onto the (erect) penis of the males behind and in front of them.

3) A group of males walks in a straight line holding onto the (erect) penis of the males in behind them while putting one thumb into the anus of the males in front of


none of those thing you described could ever be fairly characterized as a "straight" line
 
2012-04-10 11:54:37 AM

Jake Havechek: ELEPHANT WALK: Definition

According to the Urban Dictionary, there are many forms of the "Elephant Walk".

1) A group of males walks in a straight line, each person putting one thumb in their mouth and the other thumb inside the anus of the male in front of them.

2) A group of males walks in a straight line holding onto the (erect) penis of the males behind and in front of them.

3) A group of males walks in a straight line holding onto the (erect) penis of the males in behind them while putting one thumb into the anus of the males in front of


www.visitroanokeva.com

OK, I am totally not eating there now. (new window)
 
2012-04-10 11:55:11 AM

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Accurate troll is accurate. This is the word-for-word excuse every time.
 
2012-04-10 11:56:01 AM
According to a Boston Police report, the men "were covered head to toe with all sorts of condiment type substances."

film.thedigitalfix.com
 
2012-04-10 11:59:11 AM

Gabrielmot: theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

You may be right, but as a counterpoint...

Those of us without access to this "top-shelf pussy":

1. Probably don't have an STD.
2. Probably never *paid* for "top-shelf pussy".
3. And probably were never the last guy at the end of a 30 man train for that "top-shelf pussy".

Can you say the same?

/didn't think so.


It's a meme.
 
2012-04-10 12:00:11 PM

Diogenes: theorellior: Diogenes: theorellior: MoronLessOff: Also, you know what the Greeks did, right?

Yes, I think Diogenes would be well aware of that.

Always a big fan of the ancient traditions.

Still wearing that barrel?

Oh, indeed. With a big knot hole around back.


That would be the "bung hole".
 
2012-04-10 12:00:14 PM

nwarlick: theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

Accurate troll is accurate. This is the word-for-word excuse every time.


Pft. Not really. He didn't bother to mention community service. As if raking the lawn at the old folks' home redeems you from every possible frat sin.
 
2012-04-10 12:01:55 PM
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2012-04-10 11:43:53 AM


theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

You may be right, but as a counterpoint...

Those of us without access to this "top-shelf pussy":

1. Probably don't have an STD.
2. Probably never *paid* for "top-shelf pussy".
3. And probably were never the last guy at the end of a 30 man train for that "top-shelf pussy".

Can you say the same?

/didn't think so



Look! One pathetic loser making fun of other pathetic losers!
 
2012-04-10 12:03:07 PM

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


But they're all gay so the women would go to waste..
 
2012-04-10 12:03:24 PM
I remember the good old days of being in a fraternity.

CSB:

My fraternity had "requisitioned" one of the goalposts after Columbia U's football team finally ended it's gigantic losing streak in the late 80's (I graduated in 2001). The football frat took the other one, but wanted both, so in 1999, they succeeded in stealing it from us.

Unfortunately, they weren't counting on the semi-nerdy fraternity 4 townhouses down plotting it's recapture.

We waited until football practice 2 days later to walk in unimpeded and simply take it back. Those morons didn't shut the front door, and no one was home. We just took it back, and held it in place this time by about 20 chains with locks, and a few welds. We were in high spirits, just waiting until someone found out.

It was taking too long, so I went back to my suite which I shared with someone on the football team that wasn't in the fraternity yet. He was really cool, and he gloated when they took the post. He was still talking shiat about the goalpost, so I asked him, "Which one?".

"The one we took from you in our house!", he said, laughing.

"Are you sure?", I asked, with a widening smile

He stopped. His smile was fading. He called the fraternity and asked someone to check. GONE. He couldn't believe it.

About 45 minutes later, our house was under siege by about 15 members of the football team. Fire extinguishers were emptied into the mail slot of the front door (there were 2 doors, the 2nd (inner) door was barricaded). The outside door later got bent, with one hinge off. Linebackers were charging up the steps and running full blast into the door.

Ground floor windows were busted. Paint, urine, dirt, and garbage were thrown onto our front stoop and through windows. We were on the roof, blasting "Welcome to the Jungle" and lots of other rock songs, heavy metal, etc.

This response by the football frat wasn't unexpected, so we were prepared.

After campus security cleared all that human filth off our front stoop, we were quiet until 2:30 AM, where we came out of the house, sprayed the football frat's front facade with soda, and threw 50 pounds of bird seed onto all the sticky surfaces.

Walking past their house the next day, it looked like their house starred in some bukkake film. It was disgusting, like something that wouldn't be out of place in Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds".

Moral of the story: Don't f*ck with a frat smarter than you.

/CSB
 
2012-04-10 12:04:14 PM

Mishno: Diogenes: theorellior: Diogenes: theorellior: MoronLessOff: Also, you know what the Greeks did, right?

Yes, I think Diogenes would be well aware of that.

Always a big fan of the ancient traditions.

Still wearing that barrel?

Oh, indeed. With a big knot hole around back.

That would be the "bung hole".

images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-10 12:22:25 PM
Were they Thete Xi?

/not obscure to pacnw farkers circa 1990
 
2012-04-10 12:23:16 PM

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Ah yes, the sacred tradition of making boys strip down to their underwear and pouring ketchup on them. Clearly we're closed minded and just don't understand.

If I started a fraternity, I'd have one of these gay hazing "rituals" as a test, but instead of accepting the ones who went through the degrading process, I'd kick them out for not having the balls to stand up for themselves, and accept only the ones who called it out as bullshiat.
 
2012-04-10 12:23:49 PM
It's an "underground" house meaning the university doesn't recognize them as a legitimate student organization and there is a good chance there charter has already been pulled by nationals. Usually those two go hand in hand.
 
2012-04-10 12:26:43 PM

mainstreet62: I remember the good old days of being in a fraternity.

CSB:

My fraternity had "requisitioned" one of the goalposts after Columbia U's football team finally ended it's gigantic losing streak in the late 80's (I graduated in 2001). The football frat took the other one, but wanted both, so in 1999, they succeeded in stealing it from us.

Unfortunately, they weren't counting on the semi-nerdy fraternity 4 townhouses down plotting it's recapture.

We waited until football practice 2 days later to walk in unimpeded and simply take it back. Those morons didn't shut the front door, and no one was home. We just took it back, and held it in place this time by about 20 chains with locks, and a few welds. We were in high spirits, just waiting until someone found out.

It was taking too long, so I went back to my suite which I shared with someone on the football team that wasn't in the fraternity yet. He was really cool, and he gloated when they took the post. He was still talking shiat about the goalpost, so I asked him, "Which one?".

"The one we took from you in our house!", he said, laughing.

"Are you sure?", I asked, with a widening smile

He stopped. His smile was fading. He called the fraternity and asked someone to check. GONE. He couldn't believe it.

About 45 minutes later, our house was under siege by about 15 members of the football team. Fire extinguishers were emptied into the mail slot of the front door (there were 2 doors, the 2nd (inner) door was barricaded). The outside door later got bent, with one hinge off. Linebackers were charging up the steps and running full blast into the door.

Ground floor windows were busted. Paint, urine, dirt, and garbage were thrown onto our front stoop and through windows. We were on the roof, blasting "Welcome to the Jungle" and lots of other rock songs, heavy metal, etc.

This response by the football frat wasn't unexpected, so we were prepared.

After campus security cleared all that human filth off our front stoop, we were ...


Oh Archie, you really got one over on Moose.
 
2012-04-10 12:35:31 PM

puckrock2000: OK, I am totally not eating there now. (new window)


That was my first thought, too

/It's overpriced and bland
 
2012-04-10 12:40:04 PM
Frat Boy is code for stupid insecure wannae be

/yes it is
 
2012-04-10 12:42:09 PM

mainstreet62: My fraternity


canv.as
 
2012-04-10 12:45:02 PM

HailRobonia: Remember folks: hazing is wrong, even when everyone is consenting. But it's ok to chop the foreskins off of infants, because that is a cultural tradition and must be respected.

/anyone got any popcorn?


Making kids take out the trash and get you coffee for a t-shirt is hazing. In corporate America its called an internship.
 
2012-04-10 12:52:51 PM

HailRobonia: Remember folks: hazing is wrong, even when everyone is consenting. But it's ok to chop the foreskins off of infants, because that is a cultural tradition and must be respected.

/anyone got any popcorn?


I thought people got temporary bans for obvious threadjacking and trolling.
 
2012-04-10 12:53:33 PM

macadamnut: mainstreet62: My fraternity

[canv.as image 400x266]


OK, OK.

THE FRATERNITY THAT I BELONGED TO.

Better?
 
2012-04-10 12:57:21 PM

Theaetetus: I thought people got temporary bans for obvious threadjacking and trolling.


teufelaffe.com
 
BHK
2012-04-10 12:57:52 PM
Bah, this is nothing compared to a Clampers initiation. It's been ten years since I joined and I can still smell the cat food in my beard..
 
2012-04-10 12:58:58 PM
Just think how farked we would be if our best and brightest merely are the chaps who enjoy/endose and are survivors of such harrowing tests of courage and manmanship.
 
2012-04-10 01:00:47 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Frat Boy is code for stupid insecure wannae be

/yes it is


It's amazing how little sense of humor they have about certain things. After starting a minor war accidentally with a prominent on campus frat (not my fault the RA was a member, and that at 3am when they opened the door to "kidnap" my pledging roommate, my sleep addled brain made the logical conclusion we were being burgled and I grabbed an oak-bo-ken and started laying about with it) some friends and I decided to mock the Greeks by becoming The Norse System. (dedicated to the ideals of our viking forefathers, we pledged to burn, pillage and rape whenever possible and not necessarily in that order). We formed "bruderbands" and printed up a bunch of t-shirts and hats with various rude things spelled out in bastardized Futhor (I was a proud memeber of "Cen" "ur-ned" "twi")

The frat-boys went ballistic demanding that the adminsitration BAN the wearing of our gear and expell anyone caught wearing it as it was the paraphenalia of an "Unapproved " fraternity and an affornt to the entire campus Pan-Hellenic council. After sucessfully pointing out that we really weren't and sholdn't be under the Jurisdiction of a HELLENIC council, they went the smear route and insuinated that we were ,variously, part of criminal biker gang, or b) all closet white supremacists.


We finally gave up wearing the stuff because the joke had run its course, but that didn't stop several frats from constantly crowing about how they'd "beaten " us
 
2012-04-10 01:02:00 PM
I mean if the Empty Dead Head & Bones were not trained in the ways and hardened by their fraternaty experiences to prepare them for the challenges in adult life, where would we be?
 
2012-04-10 01:09:22 PM

mainstreet62: macadamnut: mainstreet62: My fraternity

[canv.as image 400x266]

OK, OK.

THE FRATERNITY THAT I BELONGED TO.

Better?


www.id-wall.com

You're so butch.
 
2012-04-10 01:13:00 PM

mainstreet62: macadamnut: mainstreet62: My fraternity

[canv.as image 400x266]

OK, OK.

THE FRATERNITY THAT I BELONGED TO.

Better?


They owned you? Were you a slave?
 
2012-04-10 01:13:01 PM

macadamnut: mainstreet62: macadamnut: mainstreet62: My fraternity

[canv.as image 400x266]

OK, OK.

THE FRATERNITY THAT I BELONGED TO.

Better?

[www.id-wall.com image 400x400]

You're so butch.


bestamericangold.com
 
2012-04-10 01:19:03 PM
Remember folks: hazing is wrong, even when everyone is consenting. But it's ok to keep letting Michael Bay make movies, because that is a cultural tradition and must be respected.
 
2012-04-10 01:23:04 PM

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Came for this.
Oh, and...
www.eng.fju.edu.tw
 
2012-04-10 01:26:41 PM

mark12A: Hazing provides a useful function of determining the commitment of a prospective member.


Were you a top or bottom?
 
2012-04-10 01:28:56 PM

Cythraul: But as a method to 'create a sense of identity?' It's not a tattoo or a nose ring.


There are a couple religions that require it.
 
2012-04-10 01:37:28 PM

Balchinian: Police discover five frat boys in basement of house in their underwear and covered in condiments

Those guys are still there? Sheesh, I saw them about 30 years ago.


No, these are their sons.
 
2012-04-10 01:51:21 PM
I am steeped in a quiet sense of superiority when my colleagues discuss and compare their fraternity shenanigans. I attended the USAF Academy and while our abuse wasn't quite as perverse and sexualized as that of the college boys, the measure of suffering and misery was far greater (PT-'til-you-puke kinda stuff) and lasted the whole goddamn first year. Then we had finals. Then they sent us to SERE.

Then my sense of superiority fades a bit on the realization of how much more pussy the civilian boys (say they) had.
 
2012-04-10 01:56:36 PM
According to a Boston Police report, the men "were covered head to toe with all sorts of condiment type substances. All five were shivering and had horrified and fearful looks of their faces. They were all tied together via duct tape wrist to wrist to form a human chain."


i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-10 01:59:39 PM
In your underwear and covered in condiments is no way to go through life, son.
 
2012-04-10 01:59:47 PM
I was in a fraternity in college, 'cause it was a commuter school, and I wasn't having fun. Hazing is VERY illegal in the fraternities that are actually recognized by the school, but it wasn't always that way. We had great parties, had lots of fun, nothing gay but I can see people thinking that, although I personally think wrestling is way more gay. Honestly, it was no different than living in a dorm, just with fewer rules and more of a mess to clean up. Houses in my day would probably accept just about anybody, I mean if they took me.... and we had jocks, nerds, the I-think-I'm-better-than-everyone types, multi-racial, and people like myself. Feel free to bag on it, knock it or whatever, but it was positive and I would do it again. Funny though, I hear people say fraternities are gay, but you never hear that about sororities, 'cause we wish they were maybe? -never got to do the walk of fame but I soooo wanted to.
 
2012-04-10 02:08:49 PM

mark12A: If Pledges are willing to undergo hazing, then nobody should interfere. It's EXACTLY the same situation as BDSM scenes. Consenting adults engaging in a chosen behavior. Is one a protected species and the other not? Are you advocating that the police bust up BDSM gatherings?

Hazing provides a useful function of determining the commitment of a prospective member. Obviously it should not be dangerous, but there's nothing wrong with disgusting/humiliating.

/frat rat
//pledge breakfast *was* disgusting...


You told your parents that your gay, yet?
 
2012-04-10 02:10:34 PM
Yep, top shelf pussy...

southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com

/Do you know what I am saying?
 
2012-04-10 02:13:59 PM

eeeleeet: A Jewish fraternity nonetheless?


AE∏ is a jewish fraternity.

/what's more, Rick Santorum is a TEPster
 
2012-04-10 02:16:10 PM

Magorn: Clemkadidlefark: Frat Boy is code for stupid insecure wannae be

/yes it is

It's amazing how little sense of humor they have about certain things. After starting a minor war accidentally with a prominent on campus frat (not my fault the RA was a member, and that at 3am when they opened the door to "kidnap" my pledging roommate, my sleep addled brain made the logical conclusion we were being burgled and I grabbed an oak-bo-ken and started laying about with it) some friends and I decided to mock the Greeks by becoming The Norse System. (dedicated to the ideals of our viking forefathers, we pledged to burn, pillage and rape whenever possible and not necessarily in that order). We formed "bruderbands" and printed up a bunch of t-shirts and hats with various rude things spelled out in bastardized Futhor (I was a proud memeber of "Cen" "ur-ned" "twi")

The frat-boys went ballistic demanding that the adminsitration BAN the wearing of our gear and expell anyone caught wearing it as it was the paraphenalia of an "Unapproved " fraternity and an affornt to the entire campus Pan-Hellenic council. After sucessfully pointing out that we really weren't and sholdn't be under the Jurisdiction of a HELLENIC council, they went the smear route and insuinated that we were ,variously, part of criminal biker gang, or b) all closet white supremacists.


We finally gave up wearing the stuff because the joke had run its course, but that didn't stop several frats from constantly crowing about how they'd "beaten " us


You should have called the cops.
 
2012-04-10 02:16:14 PM

Cythraul: /anyone got any popcorn?

Interesting how you're trying to troll the thread into an anti-circumcision thread, which as absolutely nothing to do with the original topic.


A bunch of dickheads?
 
2012-04-10 02:18:00 PM
24 Ashford Street

Heh. I lived on Pratt for 5 years. That whole neighborhood is lousy with frats and college idiots.
 
2012-04-10 02:41:44 PM

Pinhead Patriot: Yep, top shelf pussy...

[southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]

/Do you know what I am saying?


Yes?
 
2012-04-10 03:14:27 PM

Jake Havechek: 24 Ashford Street

Heh. I lived on Pratt for 5 years.



I'm sorry.

Spent far too much time on that street at friend's places. I don't know how you've done it for so long
 
2012-04-10 03:27:19 PM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Jake Havechek: 24 Ashford Street

Heh. I lived on Pratt for 5 years.


I'm sorry.

Spent far too much time on that street at friend's places. I don't know how you've done it for so long


Very, very cheap lodgings. As soon as I could, I got the hell out.........to Lower Allston.
 
2012-04-10 03:35:55 PM

Zizzowop: I was in a fraternity in college, 'cause it was a commuter school, and I wasn't having fun. Hazing is VERY illegal in the fraternities that are actually recognized by the school, but it wasn't always that way. We had great parties, had lots of fun, nothing gay but I can see people thinking that, although I personally think wrestling is way more gay. Honestly, it was no different than living in a dorm, just with fewer rules and more of a mess to clean up. Houses in my day would probably accept just about anybody, I mean if they took me.... and we had jocks, nerds, the I-think-I'm-better-than-everyone types, multi-racial, and people like myself. Feel free to bag on it, knock it or whatever, but it was positive and I would do it again. Funny though, I hear people say fraternities are gay, but you never hear that about sororities, 'cause we wish they were maybe? -never got to do the walk of fame but I soooo wanted to.


It probably depends on the college and the specific campus system.

At my alma mater, something like 60 or 70% of upper classmen were in the Greek system. It was a really big deal on campus so they took themselves pretty seriously (some more than others, depending on the house). It always confused and frustrated me how my friends as freshmen and sophomores drifted away as they became more involved with the house and their 'brothers.'

All along I was forging friendships with people that I both liked and regularly went through some kind of stressful trial or dangerous hobby together. Which seemed to happen a lot to me, for whatever reason. Those friendships seemed more geniune to me, but who am I to knock the frats. I never actually experienced greek life apart from going to a few of their parties.
 
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