Mustard man is the father?

A Jewish fraternity nonetheless? Too bad they aren't even accepted as an organization by the University; that won't occur now, but I do have to say they have a badass coat of arms I found on Wiki.

Break out the sawhorses and put sawdust on the floor for the fraternity anal fark fest!

It doesn't count if you are in the Navy, Prison, a frat.

keylock71: Never understood it when I was in college, and now that I'm 40, I still don't understand the appeal of this kind of "bonding".

Whatever tickles your pickle, I guess...

For some, it's hard to make friends unless you let them humiliate you.

Remember folks: hazing is wrong, even when everyone is consenting. But it's ok to chop the foreskins off of infants, because that is a cultural tradition and must be respected.

/anyone got any popcorn?

HailRobonia: Remember folks: hazing is wrong, even when everyone is consenting. But it's ok to chop the foreskins off of infants, because that is a cultural tradition and must be respected.

/anyone got any popcorn?

Go hit yourself in the head with a hammer, please.

HailRobonia: Remember folks: hazing is wrong, even when everyone is consenting. But it's ok to chop the foreskins off of infants, because that is a cultural tradition and must be respected.

/anyone got any popcorn?

I can totally see the correlation between these two issues. TOTALLY.

nutjob

Or unusual.

useless without pics...

Don't worry, once its over you'll finally have friends.

Police discover five frat boys in basement of house in their underwear and covered in condiments

Those guys are still there? Sheesh, I saw them about 30 years ago.

So that's what happened to Pickle farker after high school....

/nope, not obscure.

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

I love this troll.

Grapple: I can totally see the correlation between these two issues. TOTALLY.

They are both rites of passage used to create a sense of identity.

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

Yes, none of us are cool or lucky enough to understand.

ELEPHANT WALK: Definition

According to the Urban Dictionary, there are many forms of the "Elephant Walk".

1) A group of males walks in a straight line, each person putting one thumb in their mouth and the other thumb inside the anus of the male in front of them.

2) A group of males walks in a straight line holding onto the (erect) penis of the males behind and in front of them.

3) A group of males walks in a straight line holding onto the (erect) penis of the males in behind them while putting one thumb into the anus of the males in front of

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

You may be right, but as a counterpoint...

Those of us without access to this "top-shelf pussy":

1. Probably don't have an STD.
2. Probably never *paid* for "top-shelf pussy".
3. And probably were never the last guy at the end of a 30 man train for that "top-shelf pussy".

Can you say the same?

/didn't think so.

Yanks_RSJ: Sadly I'm not sure how much he's trolling. I went to a frat-dominated school, and it did seem like the places with the most hazing horror stories did seem to get the hottest girls. It was a twisted sense of "masculinity", I guess.

That said, BU isn't frat dominated. I think every bar in Allston is on perpetual probation for allowing underage drinking...

/was in a frat
//wasn't hazed, unless "having to pour the beer" counts as hazing
///csb, i know

theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

Came here looking for this. Leaving satisfied.

The Dean will put them on double secret probation.

Diogenes: Yanks_RSJ: theorellior: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

I love this troll.

I was prez of my chapter and it even makes me giggle.

Soo...Greek life isn't like the movies?

Also, you know what the Greeks did, right?

missmez: It was hot and I was hungry!

That's no excuse! Now, let those kids go.

Went through hazing, not really that tough. Definitely gives you a commonality with your pledge brothers to laugh about later in life.

/how many push ups can you do while drinking a beer.

Why are frat boys so gay?

I was in the stoner fraternity. We spent our college years smoking weed, eating mushrooms, playing hacky-sack and frisbee golf, and going to Phish concerts.

At my college, there was no real off-campus housing and the only way you could live with more than 3 friends (and not have an RA down the hall) was to join up. Most of the people who didn't go home every weekend did.