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2012-04-10 08:19:53 AM  
Not yet...but the day is young, my penis short.
 
2012-04-10 08:20:02 AM  
Not that I am aware of.
 
2012-04-10 08:20:53 AM  
I have only been out of bed for an hour and still working on my first cup of coffee, so not very likely.
 
2012-04-10 08:21:19 AM  
My boss walking through the door. Doing a root cause analysis on a kerfuffle yesterday, when I asked him about this morning his research brought him to the conclusion I was right the whole time and he had to laugh that my unorthodox handling of a situation was most likely the right one. He had a chuckle, a smile and kudos.
 
2012-04-10 08:21:24 AM  
You made me frown by greening this.
 
2012-04-10 08:21:39 AM  
um ... no
 
2012-04-10 08:21:41 AM  
Not yet, but like any other day, I hope to.
 
2012-04-10 08:21:43 AM  

Al_Ed: Not yet...but the day is young, my penis short.


Mine is HUGE this morning.

Huge.
 
2012-04-10 08:23:02 AM  

LlamaGirl: Not that I am aware of.


I mentally picture you ass an anthropomorphic Llama who's natural resting position is one of squatting ready to pee on things, and that always makes me smile, so your work here is done.
 
2012-04-10 08:23:26 AM  

LlamaGirl: Al_Ed: Not yet...but the day is young, my penis short.

Mine is HUGE this morning.

Huge.


Morning wood is the best.
 
2012-04-10 08:23:59 AM  
I'm not sure.

Do cats count?
 
2012-04-10 08:24:32 AM  
Yes, I complimented them, and I did it in Ohio.

/It happens
 
2012-04-10 08:25:41 AM  
Yep! Talked with a friend today, we were both laughing. :)
 
2012-04-10 08:27:27 AM  
My dog was pretty damn pleased with his morning walk.
 
2012-04-10 08:28:03 AM  
I've been awake for all of one hour. Go away.
 
2012-04-10 08:28:32 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: My boss walking through the door. Doing a root cause analysis on a kerfuffle yesterday, when I asked him about this morning his research brought him to the conclusion I was right the whole time and he had to laugh that my unorthodox handling of a situation was most likely the right one. He had a chuckle, a smile and kudos.


Ehh, you are at work already?
 
2012-04-10 08:28:38 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: I mentally picture you ass an anthropomorphic Llama who's natural resting position is one of squatting ready to pee on things, and that always makes me smile, so your work here is done.


hahaha what the fark
now I need to draw that...

Ooshatielf: Yep! Talked with a friend today, we were both laughing. :)


It's so cold I had to wear my Ravenclaw scarf today!!!!
 
2012-04-10 08:29:28 AM  
This one went green quick! Good work, Modmins! Nothing like a good positive thread for the day.
 
2012-04-10 08:29:29 AM  
I sent a friend an Amazon gift card for her birthday.

I'm assuming she smiled upon receipt.
 
2012-04-10 08:30:20 AM  

LlamaGirl: Al_Ed: Not yet...but the day is young, my penis short.

Mine is HUGE this morning.

Huge.


Glad you're having a huge day. I'm looking forward to a pretty large one myself.
 
2012-04-10 08:30:43 AM  
The significant other and I always send each other "good morning" texts that always make us smile..
 
2012-04-10 08:30:55 AM  

HST's Dead Carcass: This one went green quick! Good work, Modmins! Nothing like a good positive thread for the day.


Excuse me? The liters have to pay for happiness like the rest of us.
 
2012-04-10 08:31:37 AM  

LlamaGirl:

It's so cold I had to wear my Ravenclaw scarf today!!!!


!!! Yay! Today was a warm day finally, so happy!!! :3
 
2012-04-10 08:31:55 AM  
Nope, that's not my job to make people smile and happy
 
2012-04-10 08:32:28 AM  
I just made conspiracy theorist dude laugh because we can't access our time sheets.

I yelled "ITS A CONSPIRACY!"... I can hear him snickering from two rows over.
 
2012-04-10 08:32:46 AM  
Someone on our floor brought a strawberry cake to work. Considering I'd just heard a report on the radio that you burn sweet treats better if you eat them in the morning, I had a slice for breakfast. It was awesome, so I stopped by to tell her so. That made her smile.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stand in the break room and eat a couple more mini-slices.
 
2012-04-10 08:34:10 AM  

Ooshatielf: !!! Yay! Today was a warm day finally, so happy!!! :3


It's pretty sad I was actually looking forward to the cold morning just to wear the scarf...
 
2012-04-10 08:36:50 AM  
No, but a nurse with a sense of humor made me smile.
 
2012-04-10 08:36:55 AM  

LlamaGirl:

It's pretty sad I was actually looking forward to the cold morning just to wear the scarf...


Nothing at all wrong with that! I would use any excuse to wear it!
 
2012-04-10 08:36:59 AM  
Yes.
 
2012-04-10 08:37:38 AM  

themeaningoflifeisnot: No, but a nurse with a sense of humor made me smile.


The ol' anal thermometer under the tongue trick, eh?
 
2012-04-10 08:37:56 AM  
www.majhost.com

I have now.
 
2012-04-10 08:41:13 AM  

BillCo: [www.majhost.com image 426x383]

I have now.


I lol'd
 
2012-04-10 08:42:06 AM  
Of course.
 
2012-04-10 08:42:29 AM  

kwame: Someone on our floor brought a strawberry cake to work. Considering I'd just heard a report on the radio that you burn sweet treats better if you eat them in the morning, I had a slice for breakfast. It was awesome, so I stopped by to tell her so. That made her smile.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stand in the break room and eat a couple more mini-slices.


Around Christmas, people always bring homemade banana bread to work, sometimes still warm. If you spread a thin layer of butter on it... totally crazy

/fat
 
2012-04-10 08:43:03 AM  

Al_Ed: Not yet...but the day is young, my penis short.


I LOL, but only a little..
 
2012-04-10 08:43:57 AM  

BillCo: [www.majhost.com image 426x383]

I have now.


Hahahaha! Thanks!
 
2012-04-10 08:44:51 AM  
Yes.
 
2012-04-10 08:45:24 AM  
Oh man, that dog is ridiculous.

Dont Even Reply (new window)

Read this if you want a laugh. NSFW language on the site as far as I know, that's about it.
 
2012-04-10 08:49:52 AM  
I can't verify smiles, but I sent some texts earlier that were comedy gold.
 
2012-04-10 08:51:53 AM  

cookiefleck: /fat


French toast with leftover banana nut bread. YUM.
 
2012-04-10 08:54:31 AM  
Looks like the modmins made this lurker smile. My first green after, like, seven years - and on a TFD post.
 
2012-04-10 08:54:37 AM  
TEAM BANANA BREAD

My wife uses really good organic bananas... and the bread with some slightly crispy brown-sugar on top is amazing.
 
2012-04-10 08:57:20 AM  
I am in a bad mood today.
 
2012-04-10 08:58:10 AM  

Dynascape: TEAM BANANA BREAD

My wife uses really good organic bananas... and the bread with some slightly crispy brown-sugar on top is amazing.


I love banana bread. Fresh and warm with a little butter. mmm
 
2012-04-10 08:58:18 AM  

LlamaGirl: HST's Dead Carcass: I mentally picture you as an anthropomorphic Llama who's natural resting position is one of squatting ready to pee on things, and that always makes me smile, so your work here is done.

hahaha what the fark
now I need to draw that...


Now, my work here is done...
 
2012-04-10 08:58:48 AM  
I have yet to interact with people today. But I'm going to the zoo in a bit and I usually make people smile there. It is my job after all.
 
2012-04-10 08:59:39 AM  

moogrum: I am in a bad mood today.


Here, I found this for you... (new window)
 
2012-04-10 09:00:29 AM  
i76.photobucket.com

Weee, back to work!
 
2012-04-10 09:01:19 AM  
no, but:

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
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