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(Reuters)   Polish car production falls on euro zone worries, shortage of claw hammers   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, euro zone, claw hammers, shortages, industrial production  
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2012-04-10 10:35:02 AM  
Does anybody understand the headline?
2012-04-10 10:42:25 AM  

Geotpf: Does anybody understand the headline?


/and by yes, I mean "no."
2012-04-10 10:43:19 AM Full Size

Polish Rifle production remains consistent at 1.
2012-04-10 10:57:51 AM  

Geotpf: Does anybody understand the headline?

I also heard they bankrupted Reddy Ice
2012-04-10 11:02:25 AM Full Size
2012-04-10 12:35:10 PM  
Actually, Poland is pretty far ahead in building an electric car that's a viable option for everybody, and as soon as they've got the extension cord market cornered, they'll commence full scale production.
2012-04-10 12:41:23 PM  

Geotpf: Does anybody understand the headline?

They beat the metal into place with a claw hammer.

Kind of how they build Ladas.
2012-04-10 01:52:12 PM  
It's OK. The airline industry there bought up all of the coal so there's nothing left to run the cars on anyway.
2012-04-10 01:57:13 PM  
What about car polish? Mine sure could use a good waxing.
2012-04-10 03:18:29 PM  
So 'Poles are stupid' jokes are okay because they're non-Hispanic whites. Got it.
2012-04-10 03:18:30 PM  

Geotpf: Does anybody understand the headline?

Building a good, modern car requires precision tools, careful measurements and computer aided design.

Building a Polish car requires a claw hammer.

It's a funny.
2012-04-10 11:02:29 PM  
Actually, Polish car production involves going to Germany, breaking into and stealing nice German cars with a claw hammer, and driving them back to Poland.
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