Damn, Tila Tequila is still alive? I owe someone 5 bucks.

And she's getting ready for her big close up on Celebrity Rehab?

Wow, I am so glad I don't watch that show.

This is me not caring:

/no really; I don't care

"She is the healthiest she has ever been and is ready to get back to work."

Work? What, exactly, does she do, other than get pelted by rocks and bottles thrown by Juggalos?

Remember Dani the lesbian firefighter from "A Shot at Love", the one Fark's favorite poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut dumped at the end?

She just didn't dodged a bullet. She left the Titanic at Belfast.

Fans? Work? We're not exactly talking Anne effing Hathaway, here.

She needs to go to the Gathering of the Jugalos for some healing

So it's cool to call chicks sluts again?

SWEET!!!

She can't even do that right!

Talk about a waste!

Apparently I live under a rock, as I had never heard of her before... Would hit it.

Unless she's doing clam licking porn, I'm not interested.

Ugly. That's all I got

antidisestablishmentarianism: Jake Havechek: Unless she's doing clam licking porn, I'm not interested.

She did do clam licking porn. I would give you a link but I'm working today. That and it is kind of disappointing.

Well, that's disconcerting.

hopefully she can get her trainwreck of a life together. maybe this is a wake up call.


yes i would hit it.
love asian women
really really love tanned skinned asian women.
yes i would wear 4 condoms
yes ive already done stuck my d*#k in crazy.

One weird complaint I saw in Freeperland was the so-called Godly folk discussing porn and one guy was upset because the nekkid wimmin in porn videos don't have tan lines anymore.

Jake Havechek: Unless she's doing clam licking porn, I'm not interested.

Search "Tila Tequila Uncorked"

/you're welcome

Freakin Rican:
yes i would hit it.
love asian women
really really love tanned skinned asian women.
yes i would wear 4 condoms
yes ive already done stuck my d*#k in crazy.


You and I should have a few beers and discuss our shared philosophies and experiences regarding the opposite sex.

beerrun: Freakin Rican:
yes i would hit it.
love asian women
really really love tanned skinned asian women.
yes i would wear 4 condoms
yes ive already done stuck my d*#k in crazy.


You and I should have a few beers and discuss our shared philosophies and experiences regarding the opposite sex.

SIR youre on!!

Her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Tequila, must be very sad.

antidisestablishmentarianism: I totally forgot about this one. She would be more interesting if she were into penis. Then she would have a career of getting me my gotdamn sammich.

I always assumed she was. But since she's going for pro AW she has to be a lesbian. It's supposed to get the guys all hot and bothered and paying attention I guess.

When in reality it just kinda puts me off. I mean, I know she doesn't want MY penis, but at least I can pretend if she wants someone's.

I have seen the video of her going to town with two of her hot friends.

My takeaway from the vid.

1. She is nice to look at.
2. She has a cute little vajayjay.
3. She likes to lick the vajayjay of other girls.
4. What the hell else do you need to consider her kind of hot?
5. If you don't like her a bit in a "I would let her play with my weiner" kind of way; I have to assume that you like Coldplay.

I laughed when the juggalos threw their own shiat at her, but I'm not going to laugh at anyone attempting suicide, even if she is a huge AW.

/I know, welcometofark.jpg

^ This chick has "attempted" suicide like 5 times now. If she was serious about offing herself she'd be 6 feet under by now...her "suicide attempts" are just a new avenue to AW.

"She is thankful for all the support she received from her fans and for the privacy the media gave her during her difficult time."

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"Myspace Dwarf Slut" is a great band name

Damn I thought they said she had drain bramage and would never be normal again. But then again how would you know. Just go back to doing porn honey it was the one thing you were good at.

JUST F**KING DIE ALREADY

MrBallou: The thing about the PTAMDS that turns me off is the plastic, both on her chest and in her soul. Otherwise a lovely girl.

Hey, I'm not saying she would be a future ex Mrs. Beerrun.
I don't think I'd even want to hang with her for more than a few hours.
But I would absolutely WRECK. THAT.

MrBallou: beerrun: Freakin Rican:
yes i would hit it.
love asian women
really really love tanned skinned asian women.
yes i would wear 4 condoms
yes ive already done stuck my d*#k in crazy.


You and I should have a few beers and discuss our shared philosophies and experiences regarding the opposite sex.

We should start a club. Sometimes the crazy don't let you pull it back out.

The thing about the PTAMDS that turns me off is the plastic, both on her chest and in her soul. Otherwise a lovely girl.

but do we really care about their souls?

puckrock2000: "She is the healthiest she has ever been and is ready to get back to work."

Work? What, exactly, does she do, other than get pelted by rocks and bottles thrown by Juggalos?

Came here for this - who, exactly, is hiring this person, and for what reason?

Freakin Rican: but do we really care about their souls?

No kidding.

keepitcherry: ^ This chick has "attempted" suicide like 5 times now. If she was serious about offing herself she'd be 6 feet under by now...her "suicide attempts" are just a new avenue to AW.

"Attempted murder suicide"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"

MrBallou: beerrun: MrBallou: The thing about the PTAMDS that turns me off is the plastic, both on her chest and in her soul. Otherwise a lovely girl.

Hey, I'm not saying she would be a future ex Mrs. Beerrun.
I don't think I'd even want to hang with her for more than a few hours.
But I would absolutely WRECK. THAT.

Granted. I would debase myself with her most shamelessly.
And brag to Gordon Lighfoot about it.

Freakin Rican: but do we really care about their souls?

Come on, man. That's just mean.

Besides, that's the difference between just a meaningless sexual romp and a meaningless sexual romp with somebody who ... Wait, never mind.

there you go!!

think ill have some viet for lunch today.
i had filipina over the weekend. if you know what i mean? huh huh wink wink nudge nudge.

MrBallou: Freakin Rican: i had filipina over the weekend. if you know what i mean?

I don't get it. Lumpia? Bagoong? Pancit? Balut?
Anyway, enjoy.

of the 84' kind. if you know what i mean? huh huh wink wink nudge nuge

MrBallou: Freakin Rican: MrBallou: Freakin Rican: i had filipina over the weekend. if you know what i mean?

I don't get it. Lumpia? Bagoong? Pancit? Balut?
Anyway, enjoy.

of the 84' kind. if you know what i mean? huh huh wink wink nudge nuge

Sheesh

thats what she said!! huh huh......

cabbyman: So it's cool to call chicks sluts again?

SWEET!!!



"What's this? I don't even."

Freakin Rican: yes i would hit it.
love asian women
really really love tanned skinned asian women.
yes i would wear 4 condoms
yes ive already done stuck my d*#k in crazy.

For $2500/hour, she can be yours...

Rambino: Freakin Rican: yes i would hit it.
love asian women
really really love tanned skinned asian women.
yes i would wear 4 condoms
yes ive already done stuck my d*#k in crazy.

For $2500/hour, she can be yours...

nah. some many around here. dont need to pay. between the viets here in richmond, the flips(my fav) in va beach and flips up in NY, its a buffet. to be honest ive narrowed to down to my ex tho. filipina, together 2 years, perfect amount of crazy, loves me to death. yeah i think ill marry her

aneurysm? so she's probably got some speech problems, maybe loss of motor control on one side of her body?

/rule 34

"Oh.My.Goodness.
All Day, Every Day
I'm here to help in any way that I can Tila!"

hope your shots and your valtrex scrip are current...........................

That said, I hope she gets sober and stays sober. Then goes away forever....................