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(Starpulse)   Hillary Clinton, partying a bit too hard, accused of battery (pics)   (starpulse.com) divider line 50
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2012-04-10 08:22:54 AM
i212.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-10 10:38:01 AM
Dang it. You had my hopes up that it was Hillary. Don't do that unless it's true.
 
2012-04-10 10:41:15 AM
Looks like she has a sausage in her pants. I tried very hard to see a camel toe but it ain't there.
 
2012-04-10 10:42:12 AM
I feel so disappointed on the news story that could have been!

What I got was a story about Lindsey Lohan acting the fool. That's not news. It's news when she DOESN'T act like one.
 
2012-04-10 10:42:20 AM
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2012-04-10 10:43:50 AM
A woman puts on a suit and suddenly she's the ex-First Lady?

I think Lindsey looks better here than I've seen her in years. She still doesn't seem to have her shiat together, but at least she managed to get a brush through her hair and put on clean clothes.
 
2012-04-10 10:45:27 AM
Man, thats a hard 25! She must be burning the candle at both ends. If she turns around regains any of her former beauty I'll be shocked. I think the damage has already been done though. What a waste.
 
2012-04-10 10:46:59 AM

BurnShrike: A woman puts on a suit and suddenly she's the ex-First Lady?

I think Lindsey looks better here than I've seen her in years. She still doesn't seem to have her shiat together, but at least she managed to get a brush through her hair and put on clean clothes.


But it still leaves her with the muscle tone of a bowl of jello. Polish a turd... it's still a turd.
 
2012-04-10 10:48:20 AM
And last week she tried to run over a guy in her car (also while leaving a nightclub.)........I'd feel sorry for her for attracting such loonies, but if this woman is too stupid to keep a low profile and stop inviting trouble, I guess she can deal with her own messes.
 
2012-04-10 10:51:17 AM

BurnShrike: A woman puts on a suit and suddenly she's the ex-First Lady?

I think Lindsey looks better here than I've seen her in years. She still doesn't seem to have her shiat together, but at least she managed to get a brush through her hair and put on clean clothes.


I have to agree. She managed to pull it together and look like a normal person in the picture with the article. Whether she actually pulled herself together for real not withstanding.
 
2012-04-10 10:51:19 AM
well done, subby!
 
2012-04-10 10:54:59 AM

stupiddream: Man, thats a hard 25! She must be burning the candle at both ends.


I believe that position is called "FingerCuffs" or "The Eiffel Tower"
 
2012-04-10 10:55:30 AM
Okay...nice one, Subby.

Don't do it again.
 
Biv
2012-04-10 10:58:08 AM
i30.photobucket.com

/approves
 
2012-04-10 11:02:00 AM
Actually looking a lot better these days.
 
2012-04-10 11:04:29 AM
Aw, give the kid a break. Glad I didn't have a herd photographers and professional haters trailing me in my 20s.
 
2012-04-10 11:10:33 AM
www.picshag.com
 
2012-04-10 11:16:21 AM

SnarfVader: [i212.photobucket.com image 300x231]


I have the weirdest non-boner right now.

That's hard-off in a can, right there.

I'm. Talking. Flaccid.
 
2012-04-10 11:17:31 AM
From the "Lindsay through the years" slideshow on the same page. Here, she is a tender 23 years old:
scott.rmilimited.com
 
2012-04-10 11:17:54 AM

cgraves67: BurnShrike: A woman puts on a suit and suddenly she's the ex-First Lady?

I think Lindsey looks better here than I've seen her in years. She still doesn't seem to have her shiat together, but at least she managed to get a brush through her hair and put on clean clothes.

I have to agree. She managed to pull it together and look like a normal person in the picture with the article. Whether she actually pulled herself together for real not withstanding.


Some similar things were said about Amy Winehouse just before she drank herself to death.

Gotta stay in condition, ladies!
 
2012-04-10 11:21:11 AM
That was good for a cheap laugh. Thanks, Subby.
 
2012-04-10 11:25:03 AM

ObscureNameHere: stupiddream: Man, thats a hard 25! She must be burning the candle at both ends.

I believe that position is called "FingerCuffs" or "The Eiffel Tower"


Correct! I would have also accepted "Spitfire". And if there's a 3rd man it's called a "Tupperware Party" because she's sealed airtight.
 
2012-04-10 11:26:14 AM

corn-bread: From the "Lindsay through the years" slideshow on the same page. Here, she is a tender 23 years old:


Gross! She looks like a transvestite or bad drag queen.
 
2012-04-10 11:30:01 AM
img.photobucket.com

/long as we're posting Met pics
 
2012-04-10 11:31:08 AM

digitalpirate: ObscureNameHere: stupiddream: Man, thats a hard 25! She must be burning the candle at both ends.

I believe that position is called "FingerCuffs" or "The Eiffel Tower"

Correct! I would have also accepted "Spitfire". And if there's a 3rd man it's called a "Tupperware Party" because she's sealed airtight.


Que "Spitfire"? Never heard that one before and I cannot 'Urban Dictionary' from work.
 
2012-04-10 11:43:22 AM
fark you, submitter
 
2012-04-10 11:57:12 AM

professor_tom: fark you, submitter


What, you actually wanted to see pictures of Hillary Clinton partying hard and beating people? Actually that could be fun.
 
2012-04-10 12:14:41 PM
All I want for christmas is Hillary and Bill being arrested for getting in a brawl over his past romances.

This, is pathetic.

Come on, where's the Hillary vs Bill combat
 
2012-04-10 12:36:45 PM
How is this woman still not in prison?!?!

How do the judges that let her off the hook still have jobs?!?!
 
2012-04-10 12:39:49 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: /long as we're posting Met pics


Damn this made me laugh!
 
2012-04-10 12:45:50 PM
chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-10 12:56:52 PM

bim1154: BurnShrike: A woman puts on a suit and suddenly she's the ex-First Lady?

I think Lindsey looks better here than I've seen her in years. She still doesn't seem to have her shiat together, but at least she managed to get a brush through her hair and put on clean clothes.

But it still leaves her with the muscle tone of a bowl of jello. Polish a turd... it's still a turd.


Eh, I'd still polish her turds.
 
2012-04-10 12:59:33 PM

BurnShrike: A woman puts on a suit and suddenly she's the ex-First Lady?

I think Lindsey looks better here than I've seen her in years. She still doesn't seem to have her shiat together, but at least she managed to get a brush through her hair and put on clean clothes.


I agree. Plus, I don't care how much you like Hillary Clinton, or how much she has accomplished in her life; there wasn't a day in her life she looked that good in a pant suit.
 
2012-04-10 01:03:41 PM

fisker: [www.picshag.com image 530x634]


I love this picture so much lol
 
2012-04-10 01:07:52 PM
Don't be shy, my fellow Farkers & Farkettes. Many of us are 3-15 drinks away from bumping uglies with someone who looks far rougher than Lindsay Manhands. I make no pretense that I'd hit that so hard, I'd probably shake loose half the teeth in my head.

\Manhands
 
2012-04-10 01:26:09 PM
www.dank2k.org
 
2012-04-10 01:29:13 PM

corn-bread: From the "Lindsay through the years" slideshow on the same page. Here, she is a tender 23 years old:
[scott.rmilimited.com image 599x736]


Jesus, that's some hard partyin'. *I* look younger than her, and I have her beat by 15+ years!
 
2012-04-10 01:42:58 PM
I don't understand.

How come she can't STAY THE FARK HOME?
 
2012-04-10 02:11:06 PM

Jack31081: How is this woman still not in prison?!?!

How do the judges that let her off the hook still have jobs?!?!


Farking got me.. in my opinion she wore out her celebrity status many years ago.
 
2012-04-10 02:31:29 PM
Hillary looks a lot better than that poor creature.
 
2012-04-10 02:53:11 PM

stupiddream: Man, thats a hard 25! She must be burning the candle at both ends. If she turns around regains any of her former beauty I'll be shocked. I think the damage has already been done though. What a waste.


You'd be surprised how much sobriety and taking care of your body can help your appearance. Just from eating right you'd be amazed how much your appearance can change. If she were to just cut out her drinking & drug habits she'd probably be looking fine as ever in 6 months.
 
2012-04-10 03:14:21 PM
I found this article useful for putting this link and these comments in perspective.
 
2012-04-10 03:36:14 PM

ialdabaoth: I found this article useful for putting this link and these comments in perspective.


Uh, sorry ialdabaoth but pointing out that Lindsay Lohan's outfit makes her look like Hillary Clinton is not misogyny. And it's apparent to all that watch both of them, that both of them have a sense of humor about themselves and often enjoy jokes others make of them.

You may wish to rethink why you're always such a downer all the time. It's like you go to extremes to be a putz, in this case calling something misogyny that isn't. That actually diminishes real incidents of misogyny. So you ain't helping anyone here.
 
2012-04-10 04:35:31 PM
Ugly suit.
 
2012-04-10 06:03:41 PM

StoneColdAtheist: Okay...nice one, Subby.

Don't do it again.


BWAAAAAhahahaha!

/not subby
 
2012-04-10 06:05:55 PM

cwolf20: All I want for christmas is Hillary and Bill being arrested for getting in a brawl over his past romances.

This, is pathetic.

Come on, where's the Hillary vs Bill combat


She's not that dumb. I'm sure there were no witnesses.
 
2012-04-10 07:18:53 PM
Last night Hillary Clinton climbed in my window, overpowered me with paint remover fumes, stapled me to my futon mattress by the skin between my thumb and index finger of both hands, and implanted a receiver part for a radio-controlled toy helicopter in my left buttcheek.

What should I do?
 
2012-04-10 08:23:58 PM
OneFretAway:

Aw, give the kid a break. Glad I didn't have a herd photographers and professional haters trailing me in my 20s.

Mind y'all, my behavior was much worse, without good looks, anything like talent or big bucks to sort of make up for it. And unlike Ms. Lohan I didn't need drugs and/or booze to do all that. And "20s" nothing: I started being... uh... eccentric at age six (6) and they didn't find the right meds for me till I was 30. But like lovely Lindsay I was notorious for YEARS, even after putting great effort into "cleaning up my act."

This has a lot to do with why I moved away, and why when I do go back "home" to visit family I'm glad to be 50 pounds heavier and wearing what's left of my hair very differently. It's great to be able to walk around Baltimore on a Saturday afternoon without somebody squealing "Look, it's that crazy David [my last name] guy who did [such and such]."

So leave Lindsay alone. And bite me.
 
2012-04-10 09:07:53 PM

The One True TheDavid: Last night Hillary Clinton climbed in my window, overpowered me with paint remover fumes, stapled me to my futon mattress by the skin between my thumb and index finger of both hands, and implanted a receiver part for a radio-controlled toy helicopter in my left buttcheek.

What should I do?


Tip.
 
2012-04-10 10:40:03 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com

/good times, good times
 
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