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(Daily Mail)   For the first time since her divorce, Kim Kardashian does something almost worth media attention: wear a small bikini   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 101
    More: Misc, Kim Kardashian, Bond girl, Scott Disick, Bruce Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, hourglass, Family Affair, Ursula Andress  
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2012-04-10 05:14:02 AM  
For the first time since her divorce sex tape, Kim Kardashian does something almost worth media attention: wear a small bikini

FTFY subby.
 
2012-04-10 05:21:52 AM  
FTA...She could be a Bond girl.

No, I think not.
 
2012-04-10 05:31:16 AM  
Her shooting skills seem to be on par with Palin's.



Bathia_Mapes: No, I think not.



Exhibit one: Denise Richards portrays nookyuler physicist Dr. Christmas Jones.
 
2012-04-10 05:53:08 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Her shooting skills seem to be on par with Palin's.



Bathia_Mapes: No, I think not.


Exhibit one: Denise Richards portrays nookyuler physicist Dr. Christmas Jones.


One word...buttaface.
 
2012-04-10 08:20:33 AM  
Obviously not a paparazzi hiding in the bushes - this was a hired phtog there taking pictures for release to the media, aka more attention whoring.

Stop posting this shiat!!!
 
2012-04-10 09:31:01 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Petit_Merdeux: Her shooting skills seem to be on par with Palin's.



Bathia_Mapes: No, I think not.


Exhibit one: Denise Richards portrays nookyuler physicist Dr. Christmas Jones.

One word...buttaface.


I may hate everything she stands for, but I'll have to disagree on that one.
 
2012-04-10 09:34:59 AM  
subby: "For the first time since her divorce, Kim Kardashian does something almost worth media attention: wear a small bikini"



you mean "her job"?
 
2012-04-10 09:35:10 AM  
She'd be a decent bond girl.

I would hate the concept and never see another bond film for giving the troll more attention, but she would be a decent bond girl.

Especially since so many people are obsessed with her and her ilk.
 
2012-04-10 09:41:49 AM  
Meh.
 
2012-04-10 09:43:02 AM  
dem are some birthin' hips!
 
2012-04-10 09:44:35 AM  
those are some seriously dangerous curves!
 
2012-04-10 09:47:10 AM  
as much as I loathe her and everything she is about...


FIST


GOD



ANGRY
 
2012-04-10 09:52:01 AM  
She's too stupid and vapid for me to get interested in.

I'll stick my dick in crazy given the chance (double wrapped and with a fake name fer extra security) but not stupid.

Stupid is the opposite of sexy.
 
2012-04-10 09:54:33 AM  
Bond girl?

How about no?

Unless Bond is short for "bondage" she would be in the wrong film.
 
2012-04-10 09:57:12 AM  
She has her entire body Brazil-waxed every six weeks.
 
2012-04-10 09:58:09 AM  
Bond girl would work for me, since 9 out of 10 of these Bond girl actresses disappear off the face of the earth after the movie is released.
 
2012-04-10 09:58:28 AM  
Took a dump in the pool?
 
2012-04-10 10:01:59 AM  
daaayyyuuuum.

nice.

if that bod wasn't attached to a completely worthless skank, it'd be top notch.
 
2012-04-10 10:02:22 AM  
I'd piss on her.
 
2012-04-10 10:08:14 AM  
Bond girl, huh? Bonita Applebum?

/got it going on
 
2012-04-10 10:08:32 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-10 10:09:33 AM  
i199.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-10 10:13:44 AM  

Jake Havechek: I'd piss on her.


Then you and Ray J have something in common...allegedly.

For those not keeping track of said rumor - the video was released, and she got a cut of the sales, one condition was to cut out the scene where Ray J goes R. Kelly on Kim.

And as for the waxing...she has to full body, or she turns into Chewbacca.

/But dat ass...mother of god.
 
2012-04-10 10:13:58 AM  
i240.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-10 10:15:23 AM  

jayhawk88: Bond girl, huh? Bonita Applebum?

/got it going on


Bonita Bonita Bonita.

*TCQ internet fistbump*
 
2012-04-10 10:17:48 AM  
She really can wear a bikini, damn.
 
2012-04-10 10:19:06 AM  
OMG... WHO THE fark CARES!
 
2012-04-10 10:19:45 AM  
She may the Attention Whore Queen, but she does have a bangin bod
 
2012-04-10 10:21:02 AM  
unfortunate about her ass
 
2012-04-10 10:23:02 AM  

abhorrent1: unfortunate about her ass


What's unfortunate about it?
 
2012-04-10 10:24:11 AM  
Screw you haters, that body is unreal.
 
2012-04-10 10:24:44 AM  

TravisBickle62: dem are some birthin' hips!

 
2012-04-10 10:27:25 AM  

Alphax: abhorrent1: unfortunate about her ass

What's unfortunate about it?


It's not sitting on my face?
 
2012-04-10 10:28:50 AM  

Alphax: abhorrent1: unfortunate about her ass

What's unfortunate about it?


It's the size of Rhode Island
 
2012-04-10 10:30:51 AM  

abhorrent1: Alphax: abhorrent1: unfortunate about her ass

What's unfortunate about it?

It's the size of Rhode Island


Rhode Island must be a sexier state than I thought..
 
2012-04-10 10:32:39 AM  

alowishus: Alphax: abhorrent1: unfortunate about her ass

What's unfortunate about it?

It's not sitting on my face?


This.
 
2012-04-10 10:33:47 AM  
I'd put my telephoto lens into her aperture, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-10 10:36:00 AM  
I'd give her the best 30 seconds of my life
 
2012-04-10 10:36:46 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Petit_Merdeux: Her shooting skills seem to be on par with Palin's.



Bathia_Mapes: No, I think not.


Exhibit one: Denise Richards portrays nookyuler physicist Dr. Christmas Jones.

One word...buttaface.


Really? Her face is the best thing about her, which was why Sheen dumped her ass.
 
2012-04-10 10:38:11 AM  
As a regular follower of egotastic and the like, I'm fairly certain this is not her first time post-divorce in a bikini.
 
2012-04-10 10:39:20 AM  
shop.fark.com

Never has a meme been so accurate.
 
2012-04-10 10:43:12 AM  
What's that all about? Are the wrinkles on that suit that outline her ass crack a new fashion thing?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-10 10:53:26 AM  
I don't think she wore enough makeup to go swimming. Lucky she did, though, because that surprise photographer was there!
 
2012-04-10 10:55:17 AM  
Way too high maintenance. Seriously, she puts on 10 lbs of make up to go swimming? Yes, she looks nice all done up, but without make up, she's really quite average and ordinary looking. There's women who possess natural beauty, Kim Kardashian isn't one of them.
 
2012-04-10 10:57:34 AM  

Cletus C.: What's that all about? Are the wrinkles on that suit that outline her ass crack a new fashion thing?


Yes...and a damn fine advancement in the swimwear industry, if you ask me.
 
2012-04-10 10:57:48 AM  

born_yesterday: I don't think she wore enough makeup to go swimming. Lucky she did, though, because that surprise photographer was there!


That family is nothing but narcissistic attention whores, of course they hired a professional photographer for a little family gathering by the pool. And since the photographer was there, poor little Kim couldn't allow herself to be seen in her natural state.

www.moviespad.com
 
2012-04-10 11:02:44 AM  

Maechyll: Took a dump in the pool?



i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-04-10 11:06:11 AM  
She's not my cup of tea, but she sure has a nice shape going on.
 
2012-04-10 11:14:24 AM  

ihatedumbpeople: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x519]


captionsearch.com
 
2012-04-10 11:15:38 AM  
FFS people, she's 5'2". Most little girls have a decent can if they're in shape, it's called short people have proportionately wider hips. She's a non-poorly tattooed Armenian Twitter dwarf slut, can we move on? Preferably to something 5'10", 140lbs or better?
 
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