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		While on a 9 hour layover in Nashville, guy decides to rob and shoot up the slaughterhouse, set it on fire, crap all over a law office, steal a couple cabs, impersonate a female housekeeper at a hotel, rob some people while crying and then some (wsmv.com)		125
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TexasPeace		2012-04-09 10:35:27 PM

One man crying wave

violentsalvation		2012-04-09 10:52:38 PM

When I finally go insane this is what I want my fark headline to read like.

GAT_00		2012-04-09 10:52:56 PM

Sounds like he had fun.

Drunken_Empath		2012-04-09 10:53:41 PM

Like a bawss

ecmoRandomNumbers		2012-04-09 10:54:14 PM

I have to admire that level of dedication.

revrendjim		2012-04-09 10:56:53 PM

The Aristocrats?

gilgigamesh		2012-04-09 11:02:17 PM

That sounds like what I would hope the rest of my life would be like if I found out I had nine hours to live, only it didn't have enough strippers or acid.

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha		2012-04-09 11:49:20 PM

His carry-on:
www.blogcadre.com

tallguywithglasseson		2012-04-10 12:02:01 AM

Dad?

ambassador_ahab		2012-04-10 12:03:27 AM

I've never even pulled something that ridiculous off in GTA.

haemaker		2012-04-10 12:52:08 AM

Hangover 3 is shooting I see?

BuckTurgidson		2012-04-10 01:33:49 AM

Drunken_Empath: Like a bawss

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Sim Tree		2012-04-10 01:33:58 AM

INSANE STUNT BONUS

fusillade762		2012-04-10 01:35:38 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: His carry-on:
[www.blogcadre.com image 420x288]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Serpoltas		2012-04-10 01:39:10 AM

The Supermarket Sweep of crimes.

moothemagiccow		2012-04-10 01:41:51 AM

Did he make his flight?

Ed Willy		2012-04-10 01:43:13 AM

Damn, I've have spent my time at a local honky-tonk or something. Obviously this guy wasn't a fan of country music.

7th Son of a 7th Son		2012-04-10 01:43:45 AM

So is that normal for people finding out they're stuck in Nashville for 9 hours?

chitlenz		2012-04-10 01:45:37 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: So is that normal for people finding out they're stuck in Nashville for 9 hours?

Except they usually write a song about it afterwards. He's still got time tho?

Pointy Tail of Satan		2012-04-10 01:45:57 AM

Say what you like. The guy isn't boring.

GypsyJoker		2012-04-10 01:47:23 AM

Drunken_Empath: Like a bawss

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NP-Complete		2012-04-10 01:48:52 AM

No "hero" tag?

Gawdzila		2012-04-10 01:50:08 AM

Aristocrats!

DrGunsforHands		2012-04-10 01:51:24 AM

Serpoltas: The Supermarket Sweep of crimes.

I loved that show. I always wondered why they never just swept everything off the shelves and into their cart.

Nickster79		2012-04-10 01:55:27 AM

It looks like this crime spree took place on March 25 of this year, so in his defense, it was the weekend.

fisker		2012-04-10 01:56:47 AM

While on a 9 hour layover in Nashville, guy decides to rob and shoot up the slaughterhouse, set it on fire, crap all over a law office, steal a couple cabs, impersonate a female housekeeper at a hotel, rob some people while crying ~~and then some~~ TA DA!!!

/fixed

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2012-04-10 02:00:01 AM

So it goes.

CygnusDarius		2012-04-10 02:02:02 AM

Or as I like to call it, payday.

toraque		2012-04-10 02:02:06 AM

Well, it IS Nashville. What else are you gonna do?

homeless_need_help		2012-04-10 02:03:44 AM

Yes, that's all fine, but will we be able to connect this to half-naked women with large breasts so we can post pictures of half-naked women with large breasts?

Because that's what many of us came here to see: pictures of half-naked women with large breasts.

stoli n coke		2012-04-10 02:08:27 AM

Sounds like Hank III was having writer's block and decided to take a stroll.

Piizzadude		2012-04-10 02:10:48 AM

I was thisclose to partying with that guy!

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inlemur		2012-04-10 02:11:08 AM

DrGunsforHands: Serpoltas: The Supermarket Sweep of crimes.

I loved that show. I always wondered why they never just swept everything off the shelves and into their cart.

If I remember correctly, there was a limit of like 4 or 6 of any given item. Still seemed like the way they played was far from ideal, a trip to the pharmacy aisle would probably be the most value for the least space, and plenty of high value items.

skinink		2012-04-10 02:12:21 AM

ambassador_ahab: I've never even pulled something that ridiculous off in GTA.

Come to think of it, a GTA in the Bayou might be fun (not Tennessee).

johndalek		2012-04-10 02:14:20 AM

nice to see people being so productive these days

The One True TheDavid		2012-04-10 02:14:39 AM

FTA: "Police said Todd broke into a law office there, ransacked the business then defecated on a desk, smearing feces on some of the framed law degrees."

DNA evidence.

How do they connect him with everything else? Is there a tracking device implanred in his butt cheek? Or did they blame him for every crime that happened during that time?

Snapper Carr		2012-04-10 02:16:06 AM

Meth is a hell of a drug

zerkalo		2012-04-10 02:16:16 AM

And on his farm he shot some guys

Mock26		2012-04-10 02:18:41 AM

Layover in Nashville? Perfectly justifiable behavior.

moothemagiccow		2012-04-10 02:21:16 AM

Piizzadude: I was thisclose to partying with that guy!

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wrong answer

Piizzadude		2012-04-10 02:24:03 AM

moothemagiccow: Piizzadude: I was thisclose to partying with that guy!

[weknowmemes.com image 398x274]

wrong answer

I know....now I haz a sad especially after reading about all the fun he had...

Mr. Shabooboo		2012-04-10 02:27:52 AM

I hear he also raped and murdered a girl in 1990...

Mixolydian Master		2012-04-10 02:32:55 AM

I can't add anything to that

Badafuco		2012-04-10 02:39:03 AM

I had a layover in Nashville for 3 hours once, so naturally I only accomplished one-third of those things.

BronyMedic		2012-04-10 02:41:23 AM

Damn. That sounds like a hellufa party.

Vega.		2012-04-10 02:46:57 AM

...impersonate a female housekeeper at a hotel...

You want towel?

/obscure?

spacebar		2012-04-10 02:47:06 AM

Nickster79: It looks like this crime spree took place on March 25 of this year, so in his defense, it was the weekend.

The chick in the video said April 25th. I was all like, "WTF? It's news from the future! The cops can still stop him."

So thanks for ruining that.