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(Rolling Stone)   An interview with Darwyn Cooke, the man who will make the Watchmen prequels better than the original story   (rollingstone.com) divider line 103
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2012-04-09 10:00:51 PM
Overrated artist writes shiatty sequel: news at 11.

/seriously... what is with the Cooke hype?
 
2012-04-09 10:01:54 PM
Whether this is a good idea or not, I'd stay the hell away from this project.
 
2012-04-09 11:07:07 PM
That won't be very hard.
 
2012-04-09 11:07:43 PM
Or maybe it will.

/Bluecock.jpg
 
2012-04-09 11:11:56 PM
I don't know who he is, but that is definitely a superhero alias name.
 
2012-04-09 11:15:21 PM
Mentat: Whether this is a good idea or not, I'd stay the hell away from this project.


This x10000.
 
2012-04-09 11:18:34 PM
FirstNationalBastard: /seriously... what is with the Cooke hype?

upload.wikimedia.org

Agreed.
 
2012-04-09 11:19:41 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Overrated artist writes shiatty sequel: news at 11.

You couldn't be more wrong. It's a shiatty prequel.
 
2012-04-09 11:21:21 PM
westfieldcomics.com

Been Done
 
2012-04-09 11:21:21 PM
Not sure if headline is great troll or lousy troll. Hurm.
 
2012-04-09 11:23:38 PM
Subby am #1!
 
2012-04-09 11:23:39 PM
I can't wait for these prequels. Rorschach's assassination attempt on Nixon! The rise of Ozymandias's merchandising empire! Dr Manhattan sells a biatchin watch! Nite Owl starts an auto repair shop! And to make it all dark and shiat, the Silk Spectre gets raped, for real this time!
 
2012-04-09 11:25:03 PM
www.comictreadmill.com
 
2012-04-09 11:25:14 PM
I liked Watchmen. I thought it handled the superhero genre better than most attempts that have been made. But sequels are almost inevitably shiat, and that goes double for prequels.
 
2012-04-09 11:25:25 PM
I hate everything about this story.

Watchmen is not about the story, its about the medium. What makes Watchmen so awesome is how "meta" it is, and how it tweaks conventions of the genre to reveal the dark urges underlying them. From what I read in that interview, Darwyn Cooke does not "get" Watchmen. There is no cool story that needs to be told with Watchmen, thats not what those characters are for. Cooke shouldn't be writing this unless he has something important to say about comic books, not just because he has a "cool plot."
 
2012-04-09 11:39:59 PM
This is terrible, this idea.
 
2012-04-09 11:42:22 PM
Mentat: Whether this is a good idea or not, I'd stay the hell away from this project.

Why?

Like many, upon first hearing of this project I had a negative reaction.

Then I realized, why not? Why can Watchmen only be written by Moore? How many writers have worked with Superman over the years? Or Batman? Or X-Men, Avengers, Spiderman? Where's the nerd indignation over the coming Dark Knight movie? It won't be written by the original Batman writers.

In fact, Moore worked on Batman and Superman. So those characters are trash? Pulp to be thrown at any writer looking to make some coin, but the Watchmen are holy, never to be touched by any mortal?

They're comic book characters. It's a serial art form. Deal with it.

Is there some accusation of Godfather-style threats? Did DC rip the ideas from head by magic?

How many movies have been made from Moore's work, and how many has he biatched about? Well, fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, shame on him. Fool him three times, well, some people just don't learn.

Yes, I know he had issues with DC over money, But are there claims anyone has done anything with his characters they didn't have a right to do? Or only that he wasn't paid enough?

As the joke goes, we've established what he is. It's only a question of price.
 
2012-04-09 11:50:49 PM
No. No nononono. He needs to cut this shiat out and work on releasing more Richard Stark's Parker
 
2012-04-09 11:53:01 PM
Sorry, subby must have copied the URL for the wrong tag.

This headline is *highly* img1.fark.net
 
Skr
2012-04-09 11:54:25 PM
-big blue penis
 
2012-04-09 11:55:02 PM
And from that cover art it looks like he's ripping off Mike Allred pretty hard.
 
2012-04-10 12:02:42 AM
Remember when Alexandra Ripley wrote Scarlett, and it completely overshadowed its predecessor Gone with the Wind? Neither do I.
 
2012-04-10 12:08:13 AM
Why read it when you know how it will all turn out.
 
2012-04-10 12:14:23 AM
The world will look up and shout "Save us from these crappy money grabs based on this classic tale!".

And I'll whisper "No."
 
2012-04-10 12:15:32 AM
mcmnky: Mentat: Whether this is a good idea or not, I'd stay the hell away from this project.

Why?

Like many, upon first hearing of this project I had a negative reaction.

Then I realized, why not? Why can Watchmen only be written by Moore? How many writers have worked with Superman over the years? Or Batman? Or X-Men, Avengers, Spiderman? Where's the nerd indignation over the coming Dark Knight movie? It won't be written by the original Batman writers.

In fact, Moore worked on Batman and Superman. So those characters are trash? Pulp to be thrown at any writer looking to make some coin, but the Watchmen are holy, never to be touched by any mortal?

They're comic book characters. It's a serial art form. Deal with it.

Is there some accusation of Godfather-style threats? Did DC rip the ideas from head by magic?

How many movies have been made from Moore's work, and how many has he biatched about? Well, fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, shame on him. Fool him three times, well, some people just don't learn.

Yes, I know he had issues with DC over money, But are there claims anyone has done anything with his characters they didn't have a right to do? Or only that he wasn't paid enough?

As the joke goes, we've established what he is. It's only a question of price.


Technically the characters weren't his to begin with. The entire cast were thinly veiled leftovers from various DC books http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Watchmen_characters many of which are still kicking around the DC universe.

So yeah, they were Superman and Batman. fark, Manhattan is Superman and Nite Owl is Batman. Maybe Manhattan is Silver Surfer or the Spectre or whatever, but you get the omnipotent archetype.

The problem is, Watchmen isn't a franchise or a serial. It's a self-contained story. The prequels were already in the book. No, it's not precious, no it's not sacrilege, but it is stupid. There's nothing redeeming about any of these characters on their own. It's going to work out as well as a Blue Beetle or Vision series.
 
2012-04-10 12:30:40 AM
Moore biatched about the movie and it ended being great. I'll be buying some comics for the first time in a long time when these come out.
 
2012-04-10 12:41:39 AM
I guess my issue is why? Watchman was a self-contained story about what a world with real superheros would actually be like, it was brilliant, and I don't see how any additions are going to add to the broader themes of the story.
 
2012-04-10 12:42:35 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Overrated artist writes shiatty sequel: news at 11.

/seriously... what is with the Cooke hype?


You're stupid and should feel bad about any knowledge you have of comics.
 
2012-04-10 12:45:55 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Overrated artist writes shiatty sequel: news at 11.

/seriously... what is with the Cooke hype?


Cooke is a great cartoonist and has written some great stuff.

Alan Moore worship is the problem here. Watchmen is a great book, a good movie.

J. Michael Straczynski pointed this out: Alan Moore signed a bad contract in the beginning of his career. It happens to everything about You either grow up and accept it or you pout like a child. For twenty years DC waited for him.
 
2012-04-10 12:47:05 AM
Zombie DJ: FirstNationalBastard: Overrated artist writes shiatty sequel: news at 11.

/seriously... what is with the Cooke hype?

You're stupid and should feel bad about any knowledge you have of comics.


What?

Inflammatory initial statement aside, what is with the Cooke hype?

His art isn't that great, and his mainstream superhero stories are paint by numbers stuff. Now, he's involved in the Watchmen Babies fiasco.
 
2012-04-10 12:53:10 AM
devlin carnate: The world will look up and shout "Save us from these crappy money grabs based on this classic tale!".

And I'll whisper "No."


+1
 
2012-04-10 12:56:53 AM
SpoilerAlert: Why read it when you know how it will all turn out.

SpoilerAlert, you want an apple?

www.in-sect.com

No, eventually it'll be a core
 
2012-04-10 12:57:46 AM
Will it have a retarded deus ex machina ending like the original?
 
2012-04-10 12:59:06 AM
Darth_Lukecash: FirstNationalBastard: Overrated artist writes shiatty sequel: news at 11.

/seriously... what is with the Cooke hype?

Cooke is a great cartoonist and has written some great stuff.

Alan Moore worship is the problem here. Watchmen is a great book, a good movie.

J. Michael Straczynski pointed this out: Alan Moore signed a bad contract in the beginning of his career. It happens to everything about You either grow up and accept it or you pout like a child. For twenty years DC waited for him.


I'm not coming from a place of Moore worship. I think he should have retired in 1992 and never written another comic book ever. IMO, He's generally a pissy old crank who is hypocritical when he biatches about how DC Comics is making all their money off of throwaway ideas he came up with in the 80s, especially when his career was made from taking old, forgotten properties and doing more adult stories with them. But that doesn't mean he's wrong to biatch about it, because at least when Moore was updating Miracleman or Swamp Thing, or the Charlton characters, he was doing something new and interesting with them. What DC is doing now is just farking the same old chicken because their professional fanboys have no original ideas of their own to put on the page.

Not every super hero comic book needs to be rehashed and sequeled and prequeled to death. Some things stand perfectly well on their own and need nothing further to be done with them.

Watchmen is one of those things.

Didn't Dark Knight 2 prove that it's best to leave beloved stories alone?
 
2012-04-10 01:05:43 AM
This guy is an idiot and probably comitting career suicide by taking on this job.

I'm going to leave aside people's opinions of Alan Moore and his bad business deal with DC. I'm just going to say that no amount of short term gain that Cooke is going to get off of this project is going to be worth the harm it's going to do to his image, which is frankly, a very important concern when authors of comic books are followed more than the properties they represent.

Now, I will take some issue with his moral turpitude - because while it's certain that DC could have gotten another person to write these prequels, at the end of the day it didn't need to be Darwyn Cooke. Darwyn Cooke is from now on going to be known as the guy who "sold out" not only his fellow creators, but also himself, to a system that actively tries to screw him and his peers out of the proceeds of their creativity.

Not really a productive career move in the comic industry.
 
2012-04-10 01:18:41 AM
RepoManTSM: Moore biatched about the movie and it ended being great.


I know the movie received a lot of hate on Fark, but damn it, I liked it.

However....

After watching the director's cut, I wondered why the full Vietnam battle scene wasn't shown in theaters....it was AWESOME.
 
2012-04-10 01:29:56 AM
sphere of acceptable risk: Will it have a retarded deus ex machina ending like the original?

Moore: "OK. I wrote myself in a corner with this Larry Sanders: The Comic Book. What to do? Umm... fark it. Giant alien squid."
Idiots: "OH MY GOD UNASSAILABLE GENIUS!"
 
2012-04-10 01:31:03 AM
Phaeon: No. No nononono. He needs to cut this shiat out and work on releasing more Richard Stark's Parker

There's another one coming this year. It will be awesome.
 
2012-04-10 01:40:56 AM
I don't know about "better" per se, but he's certainly going to treat it with all the respect it deserves. Darwyn and his wife are two of the most genuine and kind people I've ever met. If he didn't think he'd be able to do the project justice he wouldn't touch it. I trust his judgement and his ability entirely.
 
2012-04-10 01:43:07 AM
RepoManTSM: Moore biatched about the movie and it ended being great.

Nope.
 
2012-04-10 01:48:49 AM
I've gotta say, as much as Moore likes to yap, which you can tell from any interview with him, he didn't make a fuss about this. He didn't put out a press release saying this is total shiat and I have nothing to do with it. An interviewer on some website with 400 hits a month asked him what he thought of it. He's entitled to his opinion, and his opinion makes sense. DC should be trying to do something original, not rehashing something they let lie for 20 years while a movie was "in development."

The only time I recall him making a fuss was when they said he was on board with the V movie (which was shiat) when he wasn't.

//Moore apologist
//Century is shiat
 
2012-04-10 02:17:54 AM
The_Sponge: RepoManTSM: Moore biatched about the movie and it ended being great.


I know the movie received a lot of hate on Fark, but damn it, I liked it.

However....

After watching the director's cut, I wondered why the full Vietnam battle scene wasn't shown in theaters....it was AWESOME.


I saw Watchmen in Vietnam, I didn't even get the full theater release version of the battle scene.
 
2012-04-10 02:22:48 AM
He doesn't have any enemies.
 
2012-04-10 03:31:23 AM
mcmnky: Mentat: Whether this is a good idea or not, I'd stay the hell away from this project.

Why?

Like many, upon first hearing of this project I had a negative reaction.

Then I realized, why not? Why can Watchmen only be written by Moore? How many writers have worked with Superman over the years? Or Batman? Or X-Men, Avengers, Spiderman? Where's the nerd indignation over the coming Dark Knight movie? It won't be written by the original Batman writers.

In fact, Moore worked on Batman and Superman. So those characters are trash? Pulp to be thrown at any writer looking to make some coin, but the Watchmen are holy, never to be touched by any mortal?

They're comic book characters. It's a serial art form. Deal with it.

Is there some accusation of Godfather-style threats? Did DC rip the ideas from head by magic?

How many movies have been made from Moore's work, and how many has he biatched about? Well, fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, shame on him. Fool him three times, well, some people just don't learn.

Yes, I know he had issues with DC over money, But are there claims anyone has done anything with his characters they didn't have a right to do? Or only that he wasn't paid enough?

As the joke goes, we've established what he is. It's only a question of price.


Agreed. Moore can be brilliant, but I'm really sick of him biatching and whining about every little thing.

That said, I still think this is a terrible idea. The story's complete and doesn't demand a sequel or a prequel. Plus prequels are generally terrible. But it's not like he's stealing Moore's artistic vision or something.
 
2012-04-10 03:32:03 AM
Oh, and Moore's done his share of absolute dross. I'm looking at you Black Dossier/Century....
 
2012-04-10 03:37:36 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Darth_Lukecash: FirstNationalBastard: Overrated artist writes shiatty sequel: news at 11.

/seriously... what is with the Cooke hype?

Cooke is a great cartoonist and has written some great stuff.

Alan Moore worship is the problem here. Watchmen is a great book, a good movie.

J. Michael Straczynski pointed this out: Alan Moore signed a bad contract in the beginning of his career. It happens to everything about You either grow up and accept it or you pout like a child. For twenty years DC waited for him.

I'm not coming from a place of Moore worship. I think he should have retired in 1992 and never written another comic book ever. IMO, He's generally a pissy old crank who is hypocritical when he biatches about how DC Comics is making all their money off of throwaway ideas he came up with in the 80s, especially when his career was made from taking old, forgotten properties and doing more adult stories with them. But that doesn't mean he's wrong to biatch about it, because at least when Moore was updating Miracleman or Swamp Thing, or the Charlton characters, he was doing something new and interesting with them. What DC is doing now is just farking the same old chicken because their professional fanboys have no original ideas of their own to put on the page.

Not every super hero comic book needs to be rehashed and sequeled and prequeled to death. Some things stand perfectly well on their own and need nothing further to be done with them.

Watchmen is one of those things.

Didn't Dark Knight 2 prove that it's best to leave beloved stories alone?


Two major problems with your point:
1) You say it was okay that Alan Moore did it to Miracle Man, it was okay because it came out good. Since no one has seen the projects yet, you can't judge if they are good or bad.

2) That it's inherently wrong for a company who's business is to make money by going back to things that people liked before. Art has been and always will be a commercial venture.

But that is what art is about: It's a common re-examining of our mythologies, stories, symbols and philosophies. For all intents and purpose they are NOT changing the Watchmen. It remains the same work that Alan Moore and David Gibbons created. The artists and writers are telling other stories about these characters.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote his original Sherlock Holmes stories. The original will always be there. But we have had several different very cool interpretations of the characters, bringing different angle and shades to the human view point. From Basil Rathbone, Jeremy Brett, to Benedict Cumberbatch. Each played an incredibly wonderful version of Sherlock Holmes. Who by your extreme view of things, should never have been allowed.

Batman has gone through several thousand interpretations bringing different shades of what humanity considers "Heroic" Should Bob Kane's and Bill Fingers character not gone through any refinement or crafting?

The main reason why people are up in arms about this is purely because of Alan Moore's complaint about it. Doesn't matter that David Gibbons said "Well, have fun guys!" And quite frankly Alan Moore's "Lost Girls" and "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" has canceled out hypocritical standing about using other peoples characters.

Personally, I'm not interested in any of the Watchmen projects. Unless there is some people rave about it-then I'll get the Trade Paper backs. My interest in comics have waned considerably except for a few cool titles. Mouse Gaurd, Chew, Snarked, Sergio Argones Funnies and The Boys. I'm also liking the latest interpretation of Wonder Woman
 
2012-04-10 04:12:53 AM
Totally agree with what Darth said above. Moore is b*tching that others are writing stories with "his" characters, which is completely hypocritical.

I'm giving Cooke the benefit of the doubt. His work on New Frontier and Catwoman was top-notch, so I'll reserve judgement until I see the actual finished product.

And why does everyone say "there are no stories to tell"? There's Mothman slowly losing his mind. Silhouette's outing and murder. Hooded Justice & Cap. Metro's relationship and deaths, The Minutemen's battles with Moloch (or previously unseen villians). Silk Spectre's on/off relationship with her rapist/babydaddy, the Comedian. The events that led to the Keane Act. The dissolution of Night Owl & Rorshach's partnership. Maybe Ozymandias made previous attempts to "fix" the world? Lots to work with here.
 
2012-04-10 04:15:59 AM
FuryOfFirestorm: Totally agree with what Darth said above. Moore is b*tching that others are writing stories with "his" characters, which is completely hypocritical.

I'm giving Cooke the benefit of the doubt. His work on New Frontier and Catwoman was top-notch, so I'll reserve judgement until I see the actual finished product.

And why does everyone say "there are no stories to tell"? There's Mothman slowly losing his mind. Silhouette's outing and murder. Hooded Justice & Cap. Metro's relationship and deaths, The Minutemen's battles with Moloch (or previously unseen villians). Silk Spectre's on/off relationship with her rapist/babydaddy, the Comedian. The events that led to the Keane Act. The dissolution of Night Owl & Rorshach's partnership. Maybe Ozymandias made previous attempts to "fix" the world? Lots to work with here.


There's a lot of material, sure, but sometimes it's best to leave it to the reader's imagination. Other than that, I agree with you; Moore doesn't have a leg to stand on here.
 
2012-04-10 04:22:30 AM
Didn't Watchmen already have an ass-ton of backstory already? What could a prequel have that wasn't already covered in the original? Will it just be the Comedian fightin' 'round the world?
 
2012-04-10 04:25:40 AM
4NSpy: Didn't Watchmen already have an ass-ton of backstory already? What could a prequel have that wasn't already covered in the original? Will it just be the Comedian fightin' 'round the world?

20 pages of big blue wang!
 
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