Holy farking shiat...

An investigator tracked the e-mail address and Skype account to Finkbiner in Indiana, the agent said.

A Michigan Sheriff's deputy tracked you down through your email address. You are truly among the hacker elite.

I'm generally against human experimentation, but I'd make an exception in his case.

I say you shave him naked, smear various sweet syrups on his body and see which one the fire ants like best.

"Our advice is never friend an individual that you don't know personally," Horty said.

My advice is never verb a noun. It weirds sentences.

I have never cared for the "sex offender" label because it is handed out to virtually everyone arrested. It cheapens the word "sex offender". This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.

Found a mugshot.

Ambivalence: I'm generally against human experimentation, but I'd make an exception in his case.

I say you shave him naked, smear various sweet syrups on his body and see which one the fire ants like best.

That's unconscionable. How could you dare to even think such a thing as excluding savory sauces too? A beurre blanc or a nice Hollandaise would give them a run for your money.

Marcus Aurelius: This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.

Not really. It's not like he killed and ate them, and we already have a category for that.

This guy is just a mid-level child pervert. Nothing a little phrenology can't cure.

doglover: Marcus Aurelius: This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.

Not really. It's not like he killed and ate them, and we already have a category for that.

This guy is just a mid-level child pervert. Nothing a little phrenology can't cure.

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He just hasn't been the same since his heart attack.

Barfmaker: My advice is never verb a noun. It weirds sentences.

Marcus Aurelius: doglover: Marcus Aurelius: This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.

Not really. It's not like he killed and ate them, and we already have a category for that.

This guy is just a mid-level child pervert. Nothing a little phrenology can't cure.

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He just hasn't been the same since his heart attack.

Which one? Seriously though Gahllager is like 1000 years old now anyway. I was just posting that to show the kind of phrenology I was talking about. None of that old-fashioned fakery. Just good, solid, Newtonian science.

He'll be popular in prison, I'm sure.

I_Am_Weasel: He'll be popular in prison, I'm sure.

Briefly.

I can't think of a better example of a deeply closeted, self-hating conservative Christian than this guy.

Blackmailing the objects of his desire/hatred
By threatening to expose them on the websites he loved/detested.

Godscrack: I can't think of a better example of a deeply closeted, self-hating conservative Christian than this guy.

Blackmailing the objects of his desire/hatred
By threatening to expose them on the websites he loved/detested.

What the hell are you on about? "deeply closeted, self-hating conservative Christian"? Are you projecting?

I_Am_Weasel: He'll be popular in prison, I'm sure.

All your assholes are belong to us.

I won't claim that I was the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree at that age, but are 14-16 year olds becoming more stupid every generation? You'd think they'd be smarterer.

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and we're done here.

/well played

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I legitimately can't tell if they screwed up the proportions on that image, or if this guy just has a really flat head.

I'm betting on the flat head.

Finkbiner faces a maximum sentence of 30 years in prison.

only 30 years.. Hopefully it is with a cellmate named Sue. Hell, I might even pay for that video feed..

Nofun McKilljoy: am i the only one seein it?

that guy looks NOTHING like Bruce.

FTFA: "Parents have to know who their children are communicating with on the Internet."

If you allow you minor children to have a computer in their room, you aren't supervising them.

Until they're of age, the computer should be out in an open common area where the screen is facing outward and you can monitor their activities and only permit access when there's someone around.

A computer is not a babysitter.

hopefully the Sisters are going to love him long time.