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2012-04-10 12:13:14 AM
I don't understand. Really. How in the hell do you "blackmail" anyone into doing sex acts over Skype.

If they say "no, fark off", there's no leverage.

How does any of this even work? I don't remember being that stupid when I was a kid. "Hey, masturbate for me over video chat"

How about no? Does that work for you?
 
2012-04-10 12:15:20 AM
Because People in power are Stupid: Found a mugshot.

Yup, that's Dick Finkbiener allright.
 
2012-04-10 12:17:42 AM
For the love of...

Ok.

I LOVE democracy.

i am ALL for the right to have an attorney, and a speedy trial and whatnot.

But jumping jesus, just someone shoot the guy in the head. End of story. Saves taxpayers money, justice is done, and it's a HELL of a deterrent.
 
2012-04-10 12:19:49 AM
The Jami Turman Fan Club:

He was the owner of the ISP.
 
2012-04-10 12:19:57 AM
lohphat: FTFA: "Parents have to know who their children are communicating with on the Internet."

If you allow you minor children to have a computer in their room, you aren't supervising them.

Until they're of age, the computer should be out in an open common area where the screen is facing outward and you can monitor their activities and only permit access when there's someone around.

A computer is not a babysitter.


Granted I'm right on the cusp if the "digital age" we had one computer in the house...it was in the living room...and it was dialup until I was 17 or 18

/ still found ways too look at pron as a youngin
 
2012-04-10 12:20:04 AM
Renowned transvestite sexologist: I don't understand. Really. How in the hell do you "blackmail" anyone into doing sex acts over Skype.

If they say "no, fark off", there's no leverage.

How does any of this even work? I don't remember being that stupid when I was a kid. "Hey, masturbate for me over video chat"

How about no? Does that work for you?


It sounds like he posed as being their age, maybe as a chick, and got them to do stuff. Then used that video to make them keep doing stuff.
 
2012-04-10 12:22:28 AM
AlteredChemical: For the love of...

Ok.

I LOVE democracy.

i am ALL for the right to have an attorney, and a speedy trial and whatnot.

But jumping jesus, just someone shoot the guy in the head. End of story. Saves taxpayers money, justice is done, and it's a HELL of a deterrent.


How do you figure? I mean the deterrent?

Unless you want to do it live on Youtube or something, over a free video feed and make sure it's routed to all the pervs who are out there trolling for jailbait; in which case, yes, it might be quite a deterrent at that.

Or as the Iraqi official said, when asked what he thought should happen to Saddam Hussein: "He should be given a fair trial under the law, and then hanged."
 
2012-04-10 12:23:19 AM
culebra: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 300x169]

"You'll be dead!"



Ha! Me likey.

/I've got the death sentence on 12 systems......
 
2012-04-10 12:28:39 AM
I'd hit it
 
2012-04-10 12:29:49 AM
AlteredChemical: For the love of...

Ok.

I LOVE democracy.

i am ALL for the right to have an attorney, and a speedy trial and whatnot.

But jumping jesus, just someone shoot the guy in the head. End of story. Saves taxpayers money, justice is done, and it's a HELL of a deterrent.


We could do it China style, and charge his family the bullet, but I'm guessing they don't have the fault for his lovely behavior..
 
2012-04-10 12:35:52 AM
Spad31: Godscrack: What the hell are you on about? "deeply closeted, self-hating conservative Christian"? Are you projecting?

Rick Finkbiner owned the website for an evangelical church in Terre Haute.

So, no.
 
2012-04-10 12:36:19 AM
There's another Richard Finkbiner on FB. If it was me I'd change my profile pic to an image that said "Not this one".
 
2012-04-10 12:37:17 AM
gallagher taught me to have sex when i was 11 and my dad watched.

true story.

he had me spray the audience with water, while another boy my age blasted an air horn. gallagher had a hulk action figure straddling a vibrating watermelon. he gave us each $20 in ones to go on a date.
 
2012-04-10 12:38:51 AM
Oh, he's going to be a big man in the joint.
If he's lucky he'll be sentenced to a medical facility.
It's all about managing the consequences at this point in his soon to be short miserable life.

7films.me.uk
 
2012-04-10 12:58:44 AM
What no one gone for the Brazilian wacks joke......I'm so disappointed in you people.
 
2012-04-10 01:00:22 AM
Just a reminder - there are no lonely hot teenage girls on the internet who want to chat with strangers.

/I should know, I'm a Swedish lingerie model who can write erotic poetry with your credit card number.
 
2012-04-10 01:04:38 AM
I was going to say something like 'benefit of the doubt/devil's advocate' but then I thought, nah, fark it. Somehow these guys are usually dumb enough to leave mountains of evidence, and possibly .000000001% of accused people didn't actually do it.

If I were falsely accused of it, and my death would be a deterrant, then Godspeed, bring on the firing squad.
 
2012-04-10 01:04:53 AM
Gyrfalcon: AlteredChemical: For the love of...

Ok.

I LOVE democracy.

i am ALL for the right to have an attorney, and a speedy trial and whatnot.

But jumping jesus, just someone shoot the guy in the head. End of story. Saves taxpayers money, justice is done, and it's a HELL of a deterrent.

How do you figure? I mean the deterrent?

Unless you want to do it live on Youtube or something, over a free video feed and make sure it's routed to all the pervs who are out there trolling for jailbait; in which case, yes, it might be quite a deterrent at that.

Or as the Iraqi official said, when asked what he thought should happen to Saddam Hussein: "He should be given a fair trial under the law, and then hanged."


There is no need to have a public execution. Just shoot the guy, and say you shot him. Don't charge his family for the bullet or anything, or make a super big deal of it. I mean I can't see how this can be more clear cut:

They got his IP.

His computers were FULL of oodles of illegal crap.

He blackmailed children into performing sex acts.

Bullet to the head, and everyone is better off.
 
2012-04-10 01:10:50 AM
doglover: Nothing a little phrenology can't cure.

atlmalcontent.files.wordpress.com


Technically, that's reverse phrenology: changing the personality by changing the pattern of bumps on the head. And yes, flattening the bumps on the head like that will definitely get rid of any pederastic personality tendencies.

/ Lots of others, too
 
2012-04-10 01:12:01 AM
Nem Wan: What is a pederast?

Shut the fark up, Donny.
 
2012-04-10 01:14:10 AM
That nose is fitting for such a pig.
 
2012-04-10 01:14:54 AM
Because People in power are Stupid: [i.i.com.com image 244x183]
Found a mugshot.


That is at least a sixhead.
 
2012-04-10 01:17:42 AM
Barfmaker: "Our advice is never friend an individual that you don't know personally," Horty said.

My advice is never verb a noun. It weirds sentences.


That is one of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips. I also loved Calvin's father's wild explanations of things that Calvin always fell asleep for hook line and sinker.
 
2012-04-10 01:19:00 AM
rhiannon: I won't claim that I was the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree at that age, but are 14-16 year olds becoming more stupid every generation? You'd think they'd be smarterer.

The world has become a softer safer place than when you and I grew up. Fer farking crying out loud, I saw a warning sticker today on the back of a *fire truck* at the step platform warning that the aluminum plate would be slippery when wet.

/It had the slippery falling stick figure and everything
 
2012-04-10 01:20:10 AM
I'm thinking suicide before his sentence.
 
2012-04-10 01:25:13 AM
I wonder if some of those proxies were set up by law enforment organization to find illegal activity and move things along.
 
2012-04-10 01:29:04 AM
This is what happens when you don't teach your kids the Internet Fundamentals:

1) Everything anyone says is a lie.
2) Stay away from ponies.
3) Yes, that's a boy who had boob surgery.
 
2012-04-10 01:29:06 AM
doglover: Marcus Aurelius: doglover: Marcus Aurelius: This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.

Not really. It's not like he killed and ate them, and we already have a category for that.

This guy is just a mid-level child pervert. Nothing a little phrenology can't cure.

[atlmalcontent.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

He just hasn't been the same since his heart attack.

Which one? Seriously though Gahllager is like 1000 years old now anyway. I was just posting that to show the kind of phrenology I was talking about. None of that old-fashioned fakery. Just good, solid, Newtonian science.


That's technically Retrophrenology, most commonly practiced among the citizens of Ankh-Morpork
 
2012-04-10 01:30:10 AM
UltimaCS: This is what happens when you don't teach your kids the Internet Fundamentals:

1) Everything anyone says is a lie.
2) Stay away from ponies.
3) Yes, that's a boy who had boob surgery.


s3.amazonaws.com

/I lol at the misspelling
 
2012-04-10 01:30:19 AM
i.i.com.com

Wonder what his Fark handle is
 
2012-04-10 01:35:00 AM
Ok just because no one else has made the distinction:

Phrenology

=/= Gallagher

Hate to be the nit-picker on this since it's a silly field anyway, but really... learn something from the vastness of the interwebs.
 
2012-04-10 01:37:05 AM
Oh fark me, guess I should have read through that site completely first. I'm more inclined to agree with the wiki article, aka it's a pseudo science.
 
2012-04-10 01:39:26 AM
Marcus Aurelius: A beurre blanc

Strange, I just watched Anthony Bourdain make that on a No Reservations repeat.
 
2012-04-10 01:42:20 AM
What is with all of the gay hate here? I thought you guys were all for the gay.
 
2012-04-10 01:55:34 AM
david_gaithersburg: What is with all of the gay hate here? I thought you guys were all for the gay.

0/10
 
2012-04-10 02:05:34 AM
Somebody obviously backtraced him and called the cyber-police.
 
2012-04-10 02:07:41 AM
omnibus_necanda_sunt:

Holy farking shiat...

Some people give perverts a bad name.
 
2012-04-10 02:15:28 AM
This guy is a sick fark and should be put away for a long time. People need to realize that anything you do on your webcam can and probably will be captured by the person watching it on the other side. All it takes is 1 simply body part flash and if someone has it captured they can use it against you over and over again using the fear of it ever getting out against you. They really should put warnings like that on all camming type sites "all of your actions can be recorded, do not do anything you wouldn't want staying on the internet forever".
 
2012-04-10 02:27:09 AM
david_gaithersburg: What is with all of the gay hate here? I thought you guys were all for the gay.


The real question is, where is the victim blaming usually so rampant on Fark? Normally it would be "if you make a sex video of yourself and send it to someone, you deserve whatever bad things happen to you." But if a gay perve is lurking behind the scenes, suddenly there are innocent victims.

If his victims were female they'd be "attention whores" and he'd get the "hero" tag.

Discuss.
 
2012-04-10 02:38:07 AM
justoneznot: This guy is a sick fark and should be put away for a long time. People need to realize that anything you do on your webcam can and probably will be captured by the person watching it on the other side. All it takes is 1 simply body part flash and if someone has it captured they can use it against you over and over again using the fear of it ever getting out against you. They really should put warnings like that on all camming type sites "all of your actions can be recorded, do not do anything you wouldn't want staying on the internet forever".

Maybe everyone should go ahead and post pictures of their junk and butthole online and get it over with, admitting upfront and forever the strange fact that we're all made of flesh.
 
2012-04-10 03:15:23 AM
who knew that there were sickos on the internet?
 
2012-04-10 03:41:56 AM
Silentbob768768: lohphat: FTFA: "Parents have to know who their children are communicating with on the Internet."

If you allow you minor children to have a computer in their room, you aren't supervising them.

Until they're of age, the computer should be out in an open common area where the screen is facing outward and you can monitor their activities and only permit access when there's someone around.

A computer is not a babysitter.

Granted I'm right on the cusp if the "digital age" we had one computer in the house...it was in the living room...and it was dialup until I was 17 or 18

/ still found ways too look at pron as a youngin


In 1992 I was 15/16, I had the only computer in the house. It was in the basement. I ran a BBS on it. I did with it as I pleased. Guess what? I grew up fairly decent. Oh wait that's right, I had real parents that were firm as needed, etc etc. Oh and Europe. Yes Europe was a part of my growing up.

However, having known younger gay men even in this more modern time, I can see how they could reach out to someone that showed them even some affection. It's gotten better, but being a young gay male, especially in more rural areas is not an easy life and if someone appears to show some affection and accepts you for who you are ... yeah I can see where some venerability can happen.
 
2012-04-10 03:44:05 AM
AlteredChemical: Gyrfalcon: AlteredChemical: For the love of...

Ok.

I LOVE democracy.

i am ALL for the right to have an attorney, and a speedy trial and whatnot.

But jumping jesus, just someone shoot the guy in the head. End of story. Saves taxpayers money, justice is done, and it's a HELL of a deterrent.

How do you figure? I mean the deterrent?

Unless you want to do it live on Youtube or something, over a free video feed and make sure it's routed to all the pervs who are out there trolling for jailbait; in which case, yes, it might be quite a deterrent at that.

Or as the Iraqi official said, when asked what he thought should happen to Saddam Hussein: "He should be given a fair trial under the law, and then hanged."

There is no need to have a public execution. Just shoot the guy, and say you shot him. Don't charge his family for the bullet or anything, or make a super big deal of it. I mean I can't see how this can be more clear cut:

They got his IP.

His computers were FULL of oodles of illegal crap.

He blackmailed children into performing sex acts.

Bullet to the head, and everyone is better off.


Oh, you only want to deter HIM. I thought you wanted to deter OTHERS from committing the same crime. So do most people who want to wreak horrible vengeance upon child molesters. But if you only want to deter the one person, then whatever.
 
2012-04-10 03:44:57 AM
Jorn the Younger: That's technically Retrophrenology, most commonly practiced among the citizens of Ankh-Morpork

Mostly the Trolls are the only repeat customers.
 
2012-04-10 03:46:23 AM
Relatively Obscure: An investigator tracked the e-mail address and Skype account to Finkbiner in Indiana, the agent said.

A Michigan Sheriff's deputy tracked you down through your email address. You are truly among the hacker elite.


IMPOSSIBLE!!! I used an alias! I never gave out my address or phone #, I'm untraceable! A ghost in the machine!
 
2012-04-10 03:54:17 AM
Nofun McKilljoy: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 300x169]

[i205.photobucket.com image 640x480]

am i the only one seein it?


I don't think they look alike.

For one, Bruce is not a big fat bald guy
 
2012-04-10 03:56:56 AM
jclaggett:
In 1992 I was 15/16, I had the only computer in the house. It was in the basement. I ran a BBS on it. I did with it as I pleased. Guess what? I grew up fairly decent. Oh wait that's right, I had real parents that were firm as needed, etc etc. Oh and Europe. Yes Europe was a part of my growing up.

However, having known younger gay men even in this more modern time, I can see how they could reach out to someone that showed them even some affection. It's gotten better, but being a young gay male, especially in more rural areas is not an easy life and if someone appears to show some affection and accepts you for who you are ... yeah I can see where some venerability can happen.


I ran a BBS frm 87 to 94 then the Internet killed them. Back in the early 90s having a computer didn't expose kids to predators at the same scale. It took Etscape to spark the Internet and collaboration tools market and then cheap webcams in the late 90s. It was a different time.

/hacking since 77
 
2012-04-10 03:57:26 AM
Oznog: Relatively Obscure: An investigator tracked the e-mail address and Skype account to Finkbiner in Indiana, the agent said.

A Michigan Sheriff's deputy tracked you down through your email address. You are truly among the hacker elite.

IMPOSSIBLE!!! I used an alias! I never gave out my address or phone #, I'm untraceable! A ghost in the machine!


About my last post- I mean, the OTHER guy, who was NOT ME, used an alias. I mean I assume he did. In fact, I've never even used the internets before today.
 
2012-04-10 04:07:33 AM
anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com

Hackers, you say?

/but they've got Angelia Jolie!
 
2012-04-10 04:13:53 AM
doglover: This guy is just a mid-level child pervert. Nothing a little phrenology can't cure.

"Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago."
"Of course you'd say that. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter"

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
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