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2012-04-09 07:21:20 PM
Holy farking shiat...
 
2012-04-09 07:27:35 PM
An investigator tracked the e-mail address and Skype account to Finkbiner in Indiana, the agent said.

A Michigan Sheriff's deputy tracked you down through your email address. You are truly among the hacker elite.
 
2012-04-09 07:34:28 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-04-09 07:35:32 PM
I'm generally against human experimentation, but I'd make an exception in his case.

I say you shave him naked, smear various sweet syrups on his body and see which one the fire ants like best.
 
2012-04-09 07:38:46 PM
"Our advice is never friend an individual that you don't know personally," Horty said.

My advice is never verb a noun. It weirds sentences.
 
2012-04-09 07:59:06 PM
I have never cared for the "sex offender" label because it is handed out to virtually everyone arrested. It cheapens the word "sex offender". This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.
 
2012-04-09 08:01:27 PM
i.i.com.com
Found a mugshot.
 
2012-04-09 08:02:44 PM

Ambivalence: I'm generally against human experimentation, but I'd make an exception in his case.

I say you shave him naked, smear various sweet syrups on his body and see which one the fire ants like best.


That's unconscionable. How could you dare to even think such a thing as excluding savory sauces too? A beurre blanc or a nice Hollandaise would give them a run for your money.
 
2012-04-09 08:11:43 PM

Marcus Aurelius: This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.


Not really. It's not like he killed and ate them, and we already have a category for that.

This guy is just a mid-level child pervert. Nothing a little phrenology can't cure.

atlmalcontent.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-09 08:16:10 PM

doglover: Marcus Aurelius: This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.

Not really. It's not like he killed and ate them, and we already have a category for that.

This guy is just a mid-level child pervert. Nothing a little phrenology can't cure.

[atlmalcontent.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]


He just hasn't been the same since his heart attack.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-04-09 08:20:28 PM

Barfmaker: My advice is never verb a noun. It weirds sentences.


madshakespeare.com
 
2012-04-09 08:20:37 PM

Marcus Aurelius: doglover: Marcus Aurelius: This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.

Not really. It's not like he killed and ate them, and we already have a category for that.

This guy is just a mid-level child pervert. Nothing a little phrenology can't cure.

[atlmalcontent.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

He just hasn't been the same since his heart attack.


Which one? Seriously though Gahllager is like 1000 years old now anyway. I was just posting that to show the kind of phrenology I was talking about. None of that old-fashioned fakery. Just good, solid, Newtonian science.
 
2012-04-09 10:16:51 PM
He'll be popular in prison, I'm sure.
 
2012-04-09 10:31:31 PM

I_Am_Weasel: He'll be popular in prison, I'm sure.


Briefly.
 
2012-04-09 10:52:20 PM
I can't think of a better example of a deeply closeted, self-hating conservative Christian than this guy.

Blackmailing the objects of his desire/hatred
By threatening to expose them on the websites he loved/detested.
 
2012-04-09 11:14:54 PM

Godscrack: I can't think of a better example of a deeply closeted, self-hating conservative Christian than this guy.

Blackmailing the objects of his desire/hatred
By threatening to expose them on the websites he loved/detested.


What the hell are you on about? "deeply closeted, self-hating conservative Christian"? Are you projecting?
 
2012-04-09 11:42:31 PM
ha i bet he got backtraced

good ole cyber -police
 
2012-04-09 11:47:17 PM
GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND SEVEN LOCKED DOORS IN PRISON
 
2012-04-09 11:47:23 PM

I_Am_Weasel: He'll be popular in prison, I'm sure.


All your assholes are belong to us.
 
2012-04-09 11:47:44 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com

I legitimately can't tell if they screwed up the proportions on that image, or if this guy just has a really flat head.
 
2012-04-09 11:49:59 PM
Man, Goonswarm recruits anyone these days.
 
2012-04-09 11:50:51 PM
I won't claim that I was the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree at that age, but are 14-16 year olds becoming more stupid every generation? You'd think they'd be smarterer.
 
2012-04-09 11:51:42 PM
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-04-09 11:52:11 PM
"Hey fatass, this place aint so bad. Tell ya what, I'll take you around and introduce you to some of the fella's..."
 
2012-04-09 11:52:38 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com

i205.photobucket.com

am i the only one seein it?
 
2012-04-09 11:52:42 PM

Gwendolyn: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 257x320]


and we're done here.

/well played
 
2012-04-09 11:53:07 PM

Nofun McKilljoy: ha i bet he got backtraced

good ole cyber -police


They didn't even bother, I'll bet. He had information only the ISP could have. Therefore, the person doing it worked for the ISP. Not hard to figure out after that.
 
2012-04-09 11:54:17 PM

bittermang: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 300x169]

I legitimately can't tell if they screwed up the proportions on that image, or if this guy just has a really flat head.


I'm betting on the flat head.
 
2012-04-09 11:55:01 PM
Finkbiner faces a maximum sentence of 30 years in prison.

only 30 years.. Hopefully it is with a cellmate named Sue. Hell, I might even pay for that video feed..
 
2012-04-09 11:58:23 PM
Were two of his victims Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson? I think that video already got leaked.

/Starsky & Hutch
 
2012-04-09 11:58:42 PM

Relatively Obscure: A You are truly among the hacker elite.


SHhhhhhhhhhhh. He's anonymous.
 
2012-04-09 11:59:07 PM

Gwendolyn: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 257x320]


You know, I have to imagine 7 Boxxies would be quite an effective defense. After one your tracer would be too annoyed to continue, and if they did after two they'd lose their will to live. Even those skilled in the defense against teenage bullshiat couldn't make it past 7. :D

Not being a /b/tard I'd never heard of that shiat until far later. Then I went and looked it up. fark was she vapid and annoying.
 
2012-04-10 12:00:10 AM
Can you imagine how nasty his keyboard and mouse are?
 
2012-04-10 12:01:00 AM
im a 13 yr old gurl. My parents r meanies. Ne1 wanna chat?
I wish I can find sum1 who undastands me.

If u show ur cawk I will show u my tits.
 
2012-04-10 12:04:32 AM
You know I've got this amazing trick I wanted to test with barb, several pounds of medical grade sealant and this guys asshole.

WILL IT BLEND?!
 
2012-04-10 12:04:39 AM
This happened in Mrs. Spaz's hometown. Some weird farking people from there. That includes my sister-in-law and almost all her kids.

I hope this sick fark DIAF. And then is publicly pissed on. And publicly shot. And then hung in the nearest urinal and left to fester and rot.
 
2012-04-10 12:05:23 AM

GungFu: im a 13 yr old gurl. My parents r meanies. Ne1 wanna chat?
I wish I can find sum1 who undastands me.

If u show ur cawk I will show u my tits.


I'd rather you show me your badge, Officer.
 
2012-04-10 12:05:24 AM

GungFu: im a 13 yr old gurl. My parents r meanies. Ne1 wanna chat?
I wish I can find sum1 who undastands me.

If u show ur cawk I will show u my tits.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-04-10 12:06:08 AM

Spad31: Godscrack: I can't think of a better example of a deeply closeted, self-hating conservative Christian than this guy.

Blackmailing the objects of his desire/hatred
By threatening to expose them on the websites he loved/detested.

What the hell are you on about? "deeply closeted, self-hating conservative Christian"? Are you projecting?


Just guessing, but I'm pretty sure he meant, "I can't think of a better example of a deeply closeted, self-hating conservative ChristianRepublican than this guy."
 
2012-04-10 12:06:10 AM

Nofun McKilljoy: am i the only one seein it?


that guy looks NOTHING like Bruce.
 
2012-04-10 12:06:19 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com

"You'll be dead!"
 
2012-04-10 12:06:26 AM

GungFu: im a 13 yr old gurl. My parents r meanies. Ne1 wanna chat?
I wish I can find sum1 who undastands me.

If u show ur cawk I will show u my tits.


www.buildinggreen.com

Your turn.
 
2012-04-10 12:06:35 AM

Baz the Spaz: This happened in Mrs. Spaz's hometown. Some weird farking people from there. That includes my sister-in-law and almost all her kids.

I hope this sick fark DIAF. And then is publicly pissed on. And publicly shot. And then hung in the nearest urinal and left to fester and rot.


shshatteredmemories.com
 
2012-04-10 12:06:40 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I have never cared for the "sex offender" label because it is handed out to virtually everyone arrested. It cheapens the word "sex offender". This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offense.


What is a pederast?
 
2012-04-10 12:07:02 AM
FTFA: "Parents have to know who their children are communicating with on the Internet."

If you allow you minor children to have a computer in their room, you aren't supervising them.

Until they're of age, the computer should be out in an open common area where the screen is facing outward and you can monitor their activities and only permit access when there's someone around.

A computer is not a babysitter.
 
2012-04-10 12:09:02 AM
hopefully the Sisters are going to love him long time.
 
2012-04-10 12:09:47 AM

Gone In 26 Minutes: GungFu: im a 13 yr old gurl. My parents r meanies. Ne1 wanna chat?
I wish I can find sum1 who undastands me.

If u show ur cawk I will show u my tits.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x330]


i.telegraph.co.uk

/great young tits
 
2012-04-10 12:10:23 AM
U.S. Attorney Joe Hogsett said the arrest of 39-year-old Richard Leon Finkbiner of Brazil may be the largest case of online sexual extortion of minors in the U.S.

Here's a link to a local story: Link (new window)
 
2012-04-10 12:10:47 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I have never cared for the "sex offender" label because it is handed out to virtually everyone arrested. It cheapens the word "sex offender". This person is in a different category altogether, and it deserves a whole new category of offensegood ole fashioned hangin'.


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-04-10 12:12:35 AM

sycraft: Gwendolyn: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 257x320]

You know, I have to imagine 7 Boxxies would be quite an effective defense. After one your tracer would be too annoyed to continue, and if they did after two they'd lose their will to live. Even those skilled in the defense against teenage bullshiat couldn't make it past 7. :D

Not being a /b/tard I'd never heard of that shiat until far later. Then I went and looked it up. fark was she vapid and annoying.


Hey, everyone (who's never met a real person like that) loves a MPDG,
 
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