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(Gadsden Times)   Today's "Meth lab found in a Wal-Mart restroom" brought to you by Boaz, Alabama   (gadsdentimes.com) divider line 81
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2012-04-09 09:29:35 PM
Boaz was the very last town in Alabama to upgrade their phone switch to digital. No, that has nothing to do with the story but this will be the only chance in my life to get use that useless bit of trivia.

/Unless Jeopardy has a Alabama Wal-Mart Bathroom Meth Lab Cities category
//The rapist for $1000 Trebek
 
2012-04-09 09:29:50 PM
What I find absolutely hilarious is sober Americans probably have the most to gain by approaching drug addictions as a medical problem under a single payer fund rather than paying to lock these folks up. These people could be contributing to your GDP yet so many folks would rather lock em up and then biatch about taxes.

Er sorry, I meant, bootstrap, free market, less taxes!
 
2012-04-09 09:31:11 PM
WalMart is 24 hr, has minimal security, and the type of people who make meth have it tied to their nesting instincts.
 
2012-04-09 09:37:36 PM

howdoibegin: What I find absolutely hilarious is sober Americans probably have the most to gain by approaching drug addictions as a medical problem under a single payer fund rather than paying to lock these folks up. These people could be contributing to your GDP yet so many folks would rather lock em up and then biatch about taxes.

Er sorry, I meant, bootstrap, free market, less taxes!


See?

Mind erupts...

;)
 
2012-04-09 09:38:51 PM

Indubitably: howdoibegin: What I find absolutely hilarious is sober Americans probably have the most to gain by approaching drug addictions as a medical problem under a single payer fund rather than paying to lock these folks up. These people could be contributing to your GDP yet so many folks would rather lock em up and then biatch about taxes.

Er sorry, I meant, bootstrap, free market, less taxes!

See?

Mind erupts...

;)


Bam.
 
2012-04-09 09:44:17 PM

ShamWowofDamocles: If this is today's meth lab in a Wal-Mart, where was yesterday's? Tomorrow's? Hell, any historical/future locations would be appreciated.


Yesterday's was in Tulsa.

Tomorrow's will be in Tustin.
 
2012-04-09 09:47:39 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: ShamWowofDamocles: If this is today's meth lab in a Wal-Mart, where was yesterday's? Tomorrow's? Hell, any historical/future locations would be appreciated.

Yesterday's was in Tulsa.

Tomorrow's will be in Tustin.


Not okay, planner.

You will be found kin advance.

;), p.s. you just fricked with the wrong lawkin: i play slice AND dice. Mistakes were made.
 
2012-04-09 09:57:02 PM

divx88: [www.jonasclaesson.com image 334x421]

wuz here


Thank you.
 
2012-04-09 09:58:27 PM
You really can find just about anything at Walmart....
 
2012-04-09 09:59:50 PM

HZS9PK: divx88: [www.jonasclaesson.com image 334x421]

wuz here

Thank you.


;)
 
2012-04-09 10:07:39 PM
I gollies, seein's how my wife's cousin's son's girlfriend's sister's boyfriend up and got hisself arrested fer drugs at the Boaz Wallymart a coupla days ago, I's gettin' a real kick outta this here thread.

For reals, dude.
 
2012-04-09 10:11:03 PM

MemeSlave: Is it near Unk, Alabama?

/obscure?


and can you rent tents there?



/and ya'll buncha LSD lightweights
// do you hear sirens?
 
2012-04-09 10:15:22 PM

Bongo Blue: MemeSlave: Is it near Unk, Alabama?

/obscure?

and can you rent tents there?



/and ya'll buncha LSD lightweights
// do you hear sirens?


Agreed: I decree relapse for mall users of LSD, make crazy now!

Relapse abounds!

Loop nwhut?

Whar?

Toolmaster?

Yes.

Loop-fklasher...

;)
 
2012-04-09 10:25:16 PM

Buffet: Just how potent could something made from such innocuous ingredients be?
I'm guessing the perceived effect is mostly - or all, placebo.


You sound young and/or over-confident in your knowledge of illegal narcotics.
 
2012-04-09 10:28:52 PM
i162.photobucket.com

He has cleaned up his share of Walmart meth labs.
 
2012-04-09 10:36:20 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Mazzic518: WTF the pills were from walgreens then they made the meth in a bathroom in walmart wow,,, that's too much work for me

Think that's hard? Trying throwing a pizza onto a roof intact.

[28.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


THAT'S not easy I'll tell you. That plus they must have really pissed the driver RIGHT off
 
2012-04-09 10:55:16 PM
Meth wouldn't even exist if we'd just kept cocaine legal. Crack either. Thanks war on drugs! I'll be sure and think of you next time my allergies are acting up. And when I drink a Coke
 
2012-04-09 11:02:50 PM
All drugs need to legal and free and completely unregulated in every way.
 
2012-04-09 11:11:18 PM
Frosty cold beer. Its good enough for Wal-fart, and dammit, its good enough for me.
 
2012-04-09 11:12:02 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Mazzic518: WTF the pills were from walgreens then they made the meth in a bathroom in walmart wow,,, that's too much work for me

Think that's hard? Trying throwing a pizza onto a roof intact.

[28.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


You know they actually ret-conned that in a later episode
 
2012-04-09 11:15:17 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Ed Finnerty: Hack Patooey: Now, when someone comes up with shake-and-bake LSD, I might be interested...

Can you image walking out into an Alabama Walmart peaking? I would flip my shiat.

C'mon, it wouldn't be that bad.

[media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]


Damn i am currently sober and that pic scares me
 
2012-04-09 11:25:01 PM
Be on the lookout for this suspect:

blog.al.com
 
2012-04-09 11:34:55 PM
Boaz, eh? Maybe they were planning a big day of factory-outlet-hopping and they needed the extra energy boost.
 
2012-04-10 12:29:11 AM
Obvious tag on vacation?
 
2012-04-10 01:10:51 AM

davidphogan: WalMart is 24 hr, has minimal security, and the type of people who make meth have it tied to their nesting instincts.


Have any kind of meth lab and/or components in your home or car, and your home or car can be seized. Not so if you carry a handful of legal to own products into a public place and then turn them into meth. One downside is that the bottle can explode if you aren't careful. Burns. Yikes.
 
2012-04-10 01:54:29 AM

jdcgonzalez: davidphogan: WalMart is 24 hr, has minimal security, and the type of people who make meth have it tied to their nesting instincts.

Have any kind of meth lab and/or components in your home or car, and your home or car can be seized. Not so if you carry a handful of legal to own products into a public place and then turn them into meth. One downside is that the bottle can explode if you aren't careful. Burns. Yikes.


What'd they heat it with?
 
2012-04-10 02:02:25 AM

moothemagiccow: jdcgonzalez: davidphogan: WalMart is 24 hr, has minimal security, and the type of people who make meth have it tied to their nesting instincts.

Have any kind of meth lab and/or components in your home or car, and your home or car can be seized. Not so if you carry a handful of legal to own products into a public place and then turn them into meth. One downside is that the bottle can explode if you aren't careful. Burns. Yikes.

What'd they heat it with?


Endothermic reaction
 
2012-04-10 03:56:33 AM

skantea: Buffet: Just how potent could something made from such innocuous ingredients be?
I'm guessing the perceived effect is mostly - or all, placebo.

You sound young and/or over-confident in your knowledge of illegal narcotics.


What narcotic?
A narcotic is a drug (as opium or morphine) that in moderate doses dulls the senses, relieves pain, and induces profound sleep but in excessive doses causes stupor, coma, or convulsions.
Crank would be classified as an amphetamine.
Howzat?
 
2012-04-10 07:38:29 AM
Alabama... the dumbest farkers in the world. All they can say for themselves is "at least we aren't Mississippi"...
 
2012-04-10 11:52:47 AM

Indubitably: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: ShamWowofDamocles: If this is today's meth lab in a Wal-Mart, where was yesterday's? Tomorrow's? Hell, any historical/future locations would be appreciated.

Yesterday's was in Tulsa.

Tomorrow's will be in Tustin.

Not okay, planner.

You will be found kin advance.

;), p.s. you just fricked with the wrong lawkin: i play slice AND dice. Mistakes were made.


Case in point of why meth is a hell of a drug!
 
2012-04-11 05:34:01 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Indubitably: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: ShamWowofDamocles: If this is today's meth lab in a Wal-Mart, where was yesterday's? Tomorrow's? Hell, any historical/future locations would be appreciated.

Yesterday's was in Tulsa.

Tomorrow's will be in Tustin.

Not okay, planner.

You will be found kin advance.

;), p.s. you just fricked with the wrong lawkin: i play slice AND dice. Mistakes were made.

Case in point of why meth is a hell of a drug!


I've never touched the stuff, and you can quote me on that, smrty-pants...

*smrty-dance*

;)
 
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