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(Gadsden Times)   Today's "Meth lab found in a Wal-Mart restroom" brought to you by Boaz, Alabama   (gadsdentimes.com ) divider line
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2012-04-09 07:13:11 PM  
N-e-s-t-l-e-s

Nestle's makes the very best...METH.
 
2012-04-09 07:17:01 PM  
WTF the pills were from walgreens then they made the meth in a bathroom in walmart wow,,, that's too much work for me
 
2012-04-09 07:39:03 PM  
"We're rolling back prices! ... and the occasional chunk of skin on your face."
 
2012-04-09 07:40:25 PM  
Probably just disposing of the waste there. Meth maggots have no shame.
 
2012-04-09 07:40:44 PM  

Mazzic518: WTF the pills were from walgreens then they made the meth in a bathroom in walmart wow,,, that's too much work for me


Maybe they couldn't get enough privacy in the women's restroom at the Walgreens (or they decided not to risk security at the Walgreens by bringing merchandise from Walgreens into the restroom).
 
2012-04-09 07:42:31 PM  
Wal_Face: We do drugs too, yo.

;)
 
2012-04-09 07:45:05 PM  

Mazzic518: WTF the pills were from walgreens then they made the meth in a bathroom in walmart wow,,, that's too much work for me


Think that's hard? Trying throwing a pizza onto a roof intact.

28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-09 07:46:43 PM  
Meth users? At Wal-Mart?

i677.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 07:47:36 PM  

Mazzic518: WTF the pills were from walgreens then they made the meth in a bathroom in walmart wow,,, that's too much work for me


Yeah, it seemed remarkable that you could walk into a Wal-Mart, mix up items from the shelves in the bathroom into meth, ditch the unpurchased chemicals and equipment, and walk out with meth, which doesn't exactly have a security tag associated with it. This does to some degree blow the whole "restrict purchase of ingredients" thing, except you'd have to show a license to be physically handed the pseudo ephedrine, not to purchase it.

But. not exactly the case here. She used Walgreens' pseudo. How very droll.
 
2012-04-09 07:49:03 PM  

Mazzic518: WTF the pills were from walgreens then they made the meth in a bathroom in walmart wow,,, that's too much work for me


It's not normal... but on meth, it is.
 
2012-04-09 07:49:49 PM  
an evil ploy to discredit Walgreens, no doubt....
 
2012-04-09 07:50:36 PM  
My company hosts a bunch of municipalities at their annual Vegas show. One year I was walking around the floor getting a feel for where everything was when I ran across the booth for Boaz, Alabama... all the way at the back of the South hall. Really, the ass-end of the LVCC. Guy running their booth told me, "You come around heah, you either lookin' for us or you lost."

/negligibly cool story bro
 
2012-04-09 07:53:02 PM  
That was probably the least nasty thing found in that bathroom.
 
2012-04-09 07:54:50 PM  
If this is today's meth lab in a Wal-Mart, where was yesterday's? Tomorrow's? Hell, any historical/future locations would be appreciated.
 
2012-04-09 07:55:10 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Mazzic518: WTF the pills were from walgreens then they made the meth in a bathroom in walmart wow,,, that's too much work for me

Think that's hard? Trying throwing a pizza onto a roof intact.

[28.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


Nice Wagoneer
 
2012-04-09 07:55:37 PM  
thedarkflow.sinsationsound.com
 
2012-04-09 07:57:36 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: That was probably the least nasty thing found in that bathroom.


Hell, it probably was the most sterile thing that's been in there in months.

/went to a wal-mart bathroom once.
//needed a hepatitis shot
///kidding, but only barely
 
2012-04-09 07:57:44 PM  
img715.imageshack.us
What a normal Alabama Walmart's restroom might look like.
 
2012-04-09 07:59:17 PM  
film.ucsc.edu
 
2012-04-09 08:01:26 PM  
www.motifake.com
 
2012-04-09 08:02:17 PM  
Sounds like some residents of Boaz need to get checked into the Redstone Drug Rehab Program (New window)
 
2012-04-09 08:03:37 PM  
I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the BOOM.
I once got methy in a Wally-Mart bathroom.
 
2012-04-09 08:13:27 PM  
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2010/05/how_to_make_meth_the _shake_and.php

When you watch the video you understand what they needed from the Walmart.
 
2012-04-09 08:14:53 PM  
Good jorb, drug control agencies. Tweakers can cook up batches of meth in public restrooms but I can't get a few doses of proper Sudafed without hassling a pharmacist and passing a background check.

Why, yes, I do have a cold right now. Do I sound bitter?
 
2012-04-09 08:19:59 PM  
Just how potent could something made from such innocuous ingredients be?
I'm guessing the perceived effect is mostly - or all, placebo.
 
2012-04-09 08:20:17 PM  
This might be funny if it weren't for the fact that this method of producing meth is putting a strain on hospital burn units, actually forcing some to shut down.

/we don't have a farking chance
//nuke the site from orbit
 
2012-04-09 08:20:46 PM  
Now, when someone comes up with shake-and-bake LSD, I might be interested...
 
2012-04-09 08:20:54 PM  
can anyone read?
From the article:
Davis said the pseudoephedrine was another store's brand and not a brand available at Walmart, so it is unclear why someone would bring the ingredients into the public restroom to make the batch of meth there.
 
2012-04-09 08:23:01 PM  

get real: can anyone read?
From the article:
Davis said the pseudoephedrine was another store's brand and not a brand available at Walmart, so it is unclear why someone would bring the ingredients into the public restroom to make the batch of meth there.


Wal_Faced?

Whatevs.

Y'all lost.

;)
 
2012-04-09 08:24:50 PM  

get real: can anyone read?
From the article:
Davis said the pseudoephedrine was another store's brand and not a brand available at Walmart, so it is unclear why someone would bring the ingredients into the public restroom to make the batch of meth there.


BECAUSE WALGREENS DOESNT HAVE PUBLIC BATHROOMS. AND WAL-MART IS THE NEW "METH HANGOUT"
 
2012-04-09 08:29:10 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: get real: can anyone read?
From the article:
Davis said the pseudoephedrine was another store's brand and not a brand available at Walmart, so it is unclear why someone would bring the ingredients into the public restroom to make the batch of meth there.

BECAUSE WALGREENS DOESNT HAVE PUBLIC BATHROOMS. AND WAL-MART IS THE NEW "METH HANGOUT"


Yer shouting leads me to believe you might be on meth, yo...

;)
 
2012-04-09 08:29:43 PM  

get real: it is unclear why someone would bring the ingredients into the public restroom to make the batch of meth there.


maybe they were on something?
 
2012-04-09 08:29:51 PM  
I have relatives in Boaz, Alabama so really getting a kick out of this thread
 
2012-04-09 08:33:14 PM  

Hack Patooey: Now, when someone comes up with shake-and-bake LSD, I might be interested...


Can you image walking out into an Alabama Walmart peaking? I would flip my shiat.
 
2012-04-09 08:33:52 PM  
imagine, even.
 
2012-04-09 08:36:28 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Hack Patooey: Now, when someone comes up with shake-and-bake LSD, I might be interested...

Can you image walking out into an Alabama Walmart peaking? I would flip my shiat.


C'mon, it wouldn't be that bad.

media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2012-04-09 08:36:44 PM  
www.jonasclaesson.com

wuz here
 
2012-04-09 08:39:27 PM  
No.

Way.

Would.
I walk.
into a

Wal-Place

on drugs...

No.

Way.

I'd freak dudes/dudettes...

Seriously, I would be afeared of me jumping and climbing atop the infrastructure and swinging around dispelling the lie of cheap, polluted goods...

We all own the planet, yo/;)
 
2012-04-09 08:41:51 PM  

barefoot: Sounds like some residents of Boaz need to get checked into the Redstone Drug Rehab Program (New window)


If he works at the arsenal, he probably struts his ass and drives a farking Mercedes Benz.
 
2012-04-09 08:45:37 PM  

divx88: [www.jonasclaesson.com image 334x421]

wuz here



More like a Pinkman move. WW would NEVER be that reckless and stupid.
 
2012-04-09 08:49:45 PM  
Is it near Unk, Alabama?

/obscure?
 
2012-04-09 08:51:18 PM  

MemeSlave: Is it near Unk, Alabama?

/obscure?


No, but it's near you, now.

Unk, bo mongani, meme make mo-mo?

;)
 
2012-04-09 08:51:56 PM  
Those are just normal wal-mart bathroom smells.
 
2012-04-09 08:52:08 PM  

Indubitably: MemeSlave: Is it near Unk, Alabama?

/obscure?

No, but it's near you, now.

Unk, bo mongani, meme make mo-mo?

;)


*smooches*
 
2012-04-09 09:12:16 PM  

Buffet: Just how potent could something made from such innocuous ingredients be?
I'm guessing the perceived effect is mostly - or all, placebo.


[notsureifserious.jpg]
 
2012-04-09 09:13:19 PM  
Say what you want, but this was a smart decision. If they'd built the lab out in the open, there'd be spiders all over the store.
 
2012-04-09 09:14:22 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Buffet: Just how potent could something made from such innocuous ingredients be?
I'm guessing the perceived effect is mostly - or all, placebo.

[notsureifserious.jpg]


see my link down the page. Not placebo effect here.
 
2012-04-09 09:18:57 PM  
blogs.4bauer.com

/Obscure?
 
2012-04-09 09:19:07 PM  
That's just smart business. Ideally, you want to be as close to your customers as possible. The Just In Time model allows you to cut down on inventory costs, improve your free cash flow, and gives you access to your customers in real time.
 
2012-04-09 09:25:18 PM  

jtown: Good jorb, drug control agencies. Tweakers can cook up batches of meth in public restrooms but I can't get a few doses of proper Sudafed without hassling a pharmacist and passing a background check.

Why, yes, I do have a cold right now. Do I sound bitter?


The very first thing I said way back years ago when I found out about this stupid, idiotic law (when I was trying to buy some pseudophed for a cold and they made me show ID and sign for it) was: This isn't going to work, the druggies will just find away around it and the ONLY people who will be inconvenienced is the rest of us who are sick or have allergies and need the medicine. The pharmacist just shrugged and said meth was a big problem and they needed to do something.

So, apparently, TPTB figure a theater show to make people feel like something is being done is preferable than actually trying to solve the problem.
 
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