FARK.com: (7040199) Hot chick gets caught shoplifting, uses stun gun on mall security guard, burns rubber to flee the scene, leaves behind infant in stroller and a great mugshot. The Aristocrats

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		Hot chick gets caught shoplifting, uses stun gun on mall security guard, burns rubber to flee the scene, leaves behind infant in stroller and a great mugshot. The Aristocrats (wwl.com)		87
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cman		2012-04-09 12:05:08 PM

Hot?

ShawnDoc		2012-04-09 01:31:49 PM

cman: Hot?

By both Fark and British standards.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-04-09 01:38:16 PM

This is an isolated incident.

Taikoluigi		2012-04-09 01:39:33 PM

Shouldn't this have the 'Dumbass' tag?

cgraves67		2012-04-09 01:39:58 PM

She was shoplifting for a baby that wasn't even hers.

digitalpirate		2012-04-09 01:40:11 PM

ShawnDoc: cman: Hot?

By both Fark and British standards.

In Detroit she's not bad by crack whore standards, but definately not hot.

GilRuiz1		2012-04-09 01:40:50 PM

hot

Girion47		2012-04-09 01:42:00 PM

Not hot.

EdNortonsTwin		2012-04-09 01:44:55 PM

Meh...fap ayway.

Molavian		2012-04-09 01:45:16 PM

Britanny?

tnpir		2012-04-09 01:46:31 PM

I'd hit it.

Oscar_Madisons_cleaning_lady		2012-04-09 01:47:21 PM

Hot, no. Stunning was the word you were going for.

JohnnyCanuck		2012-04-09 01:47:54 PM

Did she have a fever or something?

boogie_down		2012-04-09 01:47:59 PM

brewswane		2012-04-09 01:48:20 PM

yuck, idiot and shes allowed to vote

Admiral Digby		2012-04-09 01:48:29 PM

Looks pretty good considering it's a mugshot .

dustygrimp		2012-04-09 01:49:27 PM

Yes, hot.

The_Sponge		2012-04-09 01:49:37 PM

Her hair is a bird, so all your arguments are invalid.

The_Sponge		2012-04-09 01:51:22 PM

dustygrimp: Yes, hot.

Oh hell no.....she kind of looks like a dude.

larrimo		2012-04-09 01:51:34 PM

Wouldn't kick her outta bed. Probably wouldn't invite her in either, but I wouldn't kick her out...

AbbeySomeone		2012-04-09 01:52:11 PM

To be fair, it wasn't her kid.

JNowe		2012-04-09 01:52:41 PM

Hot chick... that joke isn't funny anymore.

Dick Gozinya		2012-04-09 01:52:54 PM

Its so cold in the D....

jim32rr		2012-04-09 01:59:40 PM

Hot, very not.

indarwinsshadow		2012-04-09 02:00:18 PM

Hold up smitty. I'll call your dog to come and get'cha.

Balchinian		2012-04-09 02:00:20 PM

Hot chick? Great mugshot?

Double fail, subby.

-2

Mr. Right		2012-04-09 02:00:38 PM

Admiral Digby: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 320x240]

Looks pretty good considering it's a mugshot .

Feloniously attractive?

abhorrent1		2012-04-09 02:05:59 PM

Hot chick headline meme has run it's course. Let it go.

MBooda		2012-04-09 02:06:39 PM

But not all at the same time.
smilekiddo.files.wordpress.com

/jeff parish ain't the same without harry lee

Trey Le Parc		2012-04-09 02:07:07 PM

cman: Hot?

Agreed. However, she appears remarkably free of the ravages of intelligence as well.

D135		2012-04-09 02:07:25 PM

"Hot chick"

modmins will stop greening it when we stop clicking it

/i.e. never

AeAe		2012-04-09 02:12:39 PM

Admiral Digby: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 320x240]

Looks pretty good considering it's a mugshot .

she is pretty. I will definitely put my cock in her butt.

FarkinHostile		2012-04-09 02:14:36 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Meh...fap ayway.

I like you. You have spunk. Well, not as much, I suppose.

bim1154		2012-04-09 02:15:08 PM

AeAe: Admiral Digby: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 320x240]

Looks pretty good considering it's a mugshot .

she is pretty. I will definitely put my cock in her butt.

Unless she injected her ass with "fix-a-flat", then I'd have to pass.

Buffet		2012-04-09 02:16:17 PM

cman: Hot?

NEGATIVE!!!!

Curious		2012-04-09 02:18:23 PM

MBooda: /jeff parish ain't the same without harry lee

this is true.

Hypothetical Imperative		2012-04-09 02:18:40 PM

It's a good thing she's not black because...wait, what?

Well sh*t.

nytmare		2012-04-09 02:33:04 PM

What is this thread, hot or not dot com?

hdhale		2012-04-09 02:40:09 PM

Not Whitney Houston in her prime or Vanessa Williams (at any point really...I'd still hit it), or Lena Horne in her prime but not bad. 7/10 just on looks. Based on judgment and other factors -1/10.

royone		2012-04-09 02:44:14 PM

Mr. Right: Admiral Digby: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 320x240]

Looks pretty good considering it's a mugshot .

Feloniously attractive?

And successful.

/oblig

NeauxFear		2012-04-09 02:45:12 PM

Curious: MBooda: /jeff parish ain't the same without harry lee

this is true.

Technically, yes. It is true. :)

Gawdzila		2012-04-09 02:50:43 PM

danno_to_infinity		2012-04-09 02:54:45 PM

dang, I was expecting white and blonde

she's isn't puke bag ugly but hot? I think indarwinsshadow has it right.

FuturePastNow		2012-04-09 02:55:13 PM

She's really not bad looking.

FinFangFark		2012-04-09 03:01:57 PM

AbbeySomeone: To be fair, it wasn't her kid.

Wonder if she paid cash?

jack_sawyer75		2012-04-09 03:05:47 PM

Came for racism. Leaving unsatisfied.

mongbiohazard		2012-04-09 03:14:05 PM

jack_sawyer75: Came for racism. Leaving unsatisfied.

You sure about that? Third post down:

AverageAmericanGuy: This is an isolated incident.

thefireandpassion		2012-04-09 03:18:53 PM

FarkinHostile: EdNortonsTwin: Meh...fap ayway.

I like you. You have spunk. Well, not as much, I suppose.

I am giving you parts of my comcrap internet for this is the funniest thing I have read in a while.

royone		2012-04-09 03:34:18 PM

Admiral Digby: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 320x240]

Looks pretty good considering it's a mugshot .

I think it's a driver's license picture. Article says they've identified the suspect, but does not say they've arrested her.

I think subby should have used "hittable" instead of "hot". She's not hot enough to be legitimately hot, nor hideous enough to be called hot by a sarcastic troll.

schatz		2012-04-09 03:34:21 PM

She is attractive. If I were her cellmate I'd hit on her.

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