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2012-04-09 05:43:42 PM  

steamingpile: someonelse: steamingpile: I believe its a slight choice, I think your brain is wired to more attracted to something but you could still choose to fark women,

That's called being in the closet.

Why is it called being in the closet though? If they feel an attraction to men slightly less than they do women isnt that who they really are?

GnomePaladin: steamingpile: I believe its a slight choice, I think your brain is wired to more attracted to something but you could still choose to fark women, everything in life is a choice at one time or another. So basically its a little from column A and a little from column B.

This is just playing semantics. Of course anyone of any orientation can "choose" to have sex with either only men or women, but having sex with only women doesn't make you straight if having sex with men is also even just a little bit appealing (if you're a man). At the very least you'd be bi to some degree.

But they choose to live straight and after they meet the right lady they stay with one person, they made a choice, it doesnt make them anything else.


Only if you believe actions dictate (heh) sexual orientation. Don't you agree that a married guy who only has sex with his wife (whom he may even love with all his heart) but is still attracted to men (even if less than he is attracted to women) is at the very least bi? You seem to be advocating the sexuality spectrum argument (which I also tend to agree with) then denying it in the same breath.
 
2012-04-09 05:44:47 PM  

elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: I'm writing Fark admins to see if I can get your commented sections in solid black. :P

They would never do that. At least not unless someone was a major, major ass.


Well... we are talking about BurnShrike. :P

Just kidding.
 
2012-04-09 05:45:30 PM  

elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: I'm writing Fark admins to see if I can get your commented sections in solid black. :P

They would never do that. At least not unless someone was a major, major ass.


Hi. I'm BurnShrike.
 
2012-04-09 05:46:03 PM  

elev8meL8r: [i1036.photobucket.com image 549x52]


*snert*
 
2012-04-09 05:48:40 PM  

Urinal Cake Mix: Armand Tanzarian: I worked with a guy who was vehemently anti-gay, you could just see the utter disgust on his face when discussing the subject. I asked him one time why he hated gays so much and he replied, "It's giving in to your body's deepest, darkest desires." Oh, okay buddy, whatever you say.

So basically he was coming out of the closet and didn't even know it. Awkward.


I highly recommend giving in to your body's deepest, darkest desires. Whatever that may entail.

/5 midgets, spanking a man, covered in Thousand Island dressing
 
2012-04-09 05:49:55 PM  

Charles Martel:
New study finds that flaming homosexuals are more likely to be closeted heterosexuals.


Do you have any idea how many guys out there pick up girls by falsely claiming to be gay?
 
2012-04-09 05:51:16 PM  
i1198.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 05:52:35 PM  
If you are arguing that homosexuality is a choice, then you are admitting you believe you, yourself could be talked into it.
 
2012-04-09 05:53:51 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: how can a Man look and another Man's hairy @$$ and find love? when there is so much very super fine female tush out there this is gods finest works the female form, let us now worship it.


You know how you're out for a beer with some friends and you see this gorgeous woman standing over at the bar with her back to you, and you admire her beautiful, silky long hair and her round, pert butt tightly encased in blue jeans, and she's got on these cowboy boots that really show off her legs, and you start getting really turned on looking at her and then she turns around and you see her face...

...And it turns out "she" is a man?

/It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!
 
2012-04-09 05:54:03 PM  
steamingpile
Bullsh*t.

How's that closet working out for you?
 
2012-04-09 05:54:12 PM  

BurnShrike: rufus-t-firefly: BurnShrike: Eh, if Fark's proven anything it's that there are guys out there who will lay anything with a pulse. And sometimes that's optional.

I have standards though, which is why I never get any sex.

No - your problem is more likely the fact that most women have standards.

Yeah? Well I get more pussy than most of the guys in this thread.



You're on fark, that isn't exactly saying much. Here's your internet trophy though:

www.kazak.com
 
2012-04-09 05:56:51 PM  

FuturePastNow: I wish I wanted cock. I'd get so much more sex than I do now.


I've heard a few anecdotes along these lines. Some poor schlub has never been able to get anywhere with women - they even avoid talking to him. So he decides to become gay so he can get some action. But it doesn't seem to work. Finally a gay neighbor tell him that he is really unattractive to men also.
 
2012-04-09 05:58:17 PM  

NephilimNexus: Do you have any idea how many guys out there pick up girls by falsely claiming to be gay?


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

My bet is this guy would not have a lot of success picking up girls.
 
2012-04-09 06:01:19 PM  

Garble: If you are arguing that homosexuality is a choice, then you are admitting you believe you, yourself could be talked into it.


This is terse and glib, but hard to refute. One can only go by one's own experience, and I can say with absolute certainty that I never had to make a choice. It was abundantly clear from as far back as I can remember that dudes were gross and girls were hot. I'm by no means making some BS macho 'I'm all man!' statement either - I'm just a pudgy IT guy who's a little bit whipped by his wife. But sex with men was never a thought entertained longer than it took to dismiss it outright. That "choice" was made for me well before I was ever erroneously told I had one.
 
2012-04-09 06:06:28 PM  

GnomePaladin: Only if you believe actions dictate (heh) sexual orientation. Don't you agree that a married guy who only has sex with his wife (whom he may even love with all his heart) but is still attracted to men (even if less than he is attracted to women) is at the very least bi? You seem to be advocating the sexuality spectrum argument (which I also tend to agree with) then denying it in the same breath.


Well I just think that it could be but I just think people saying its not a choice are being too black and white, I know a couple people who were dating same sex, then married, one got divorced and farked everything imaginable but the other has been married close to 13 years now.

patrick767: steamingpile
Bullsh*t.

How's that closet working out for you?


Pretty comfy, its a walk in and we have pie!
 
2012-04-09 06:09:08 PM  

Garble: If you are arguing that homosexuality is a choice, then you are admitting you believe you, yourself could be talked into it.


Again thats a leap, some have those tendencies and others dont, its not cut and dry as people make it seem.

And yes some people could be talked into it
 
2012-04-09 06:09:26 PM  
Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.
 
2012-04-09 06:11:18 PM  

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.


Hey! It's our good friend letrole! How ya doin' ol' buddy?
 
2012-04-09 06:11:38 PM  

Ghastly: jaybeezey:
ps. Your parades are ridiculous.

You know, I have no problems with heterosexuals, but why are they always forcing their sexuality down everyone's throat? And what's up with that Mardi Gras parade and Spring Break. Don't they realize that kind of open display of sexuality only sets back mainstream acceptance of heterosexuals by decades.


Actually... it does somewhat set back mainstream acceptance of open sexuality.
 
2012-04-09 06:12:47 PM  

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.


Oh look the toll bot is here.
 
2012-04-09 06:13:48 PM  
This is not the first time a study has been done that suggests this.

It makes sense after a fashion, you would need to be really insecure about it to care that much.
 
2012-04-09 06:13:51 PM  
Oh it's a "study"

by "social"...snicker..."scientists"


just out


trannys are deeply closeted heteros


is this more of your tax dollar financed edumafication
 
2012-04-09 06:14:31 PM  
Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.
 
2012-04-09 06:15:21 PM  

elev8meL8r: i1036.photobucket.com


BTW, you lost our image. Link to another upload below:

i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-09 06:18:34 PM  

letrole: Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.


That is what people tell themselves when they know they have farked-up desires and wand to convince themselves that it is "normal".

/What-ever helps you sleep at night.
//You should just accept yourself, you would be happier.
 
2012-04-09 06:23:57 PM  

letrole: Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.


We get it, you're gay.
 
2012-04-09 06:25:06 PM  

neversubmit: It's true authoritarians suck!

/10% str 80% bi 10% homo


Here is the Authoritarian Hall of Fame ! (NSFW)
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-09 06:28:56 PM  

letrole: Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows.


Neither do Assmen.
 
2012-04-09 06:29:51 PM  

BackAssward: elev8meL8r: i1036.photobucket.com

BTW, you lost our image. Link to another upload below:

[i41.tinypic.com image 364x484]


GAH!!

I mean - thanks!

Rape is a learned behaviour
 
2012-04-09 06:33:33 PM  

elev8meL8r: BackAssward: elev8meL8r: ...

Rape is a learned behaviour


Ahhhh... did someone teach you to rape? O_o

Cool. :P
 
2012-04-09 06:37:35 PM  

cowgirl toffee: elev8meL8r: BackAssward: elev8meL8r: ...

Rape is a learned behaviour

Ahhhh... did someone teach you to rape? O_o

Cool. :P


My friend invited me to come along to his sex abuse group with him. So I went along to learn a few things. Turns out the group is to help the victims.
 
2012-04-09 06:38:06 PM  

letrole: Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate.


So what about all those creatures who haven't been taught? Why don't they all die out?
 
2012-04-09 06:39:33 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Ahhhh... did someone teach you to rape? O_o

Cool. :P


BackAssward taught me the basics.
 
2012-04-09 06:39:34 PM  
This is also a fun, and also the correct, thread.
 
2012-04-09 06:39:46 PM  

cowgirl toffee: elev8meL8r: BackAssward: elev8meL8r: ...

Rape is a learned behaviour

Ahhhh... did someone teach you to rape? O_o

Cool. :P


Baby, of course... it's all those after-school specials. A veritable source of how to be cool. I think rape-rape was on the list.
 
2012-04-09 06:42:40 PM  

elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: Ahhhh... did someone teach you to rape? O_o

Cool. :P

BackAssward taught me the basics.



But you left the class before knowing how to use the skills. I bet your rapes are sloppy and poorly executed.

/Do or do-no, there is no try.
 
2012-04-09 06:42:46 PM  

BackAssward: cowgirl toffee: elev8meL8r: BackAssward: elev8meL8r: ...

Rape is a learned behaviour

Ahhhh... did someone teach you to rape? O_o

Cool. :P

Baby, of course... it's all those after-school specials. A veritable source of how to be cool. I think rape-rape was on the list.


I had seen one of those on a GI Joe cartoon. I think it was about Shipwreck.

/Knowing is half the battle.
 
2012-04-09 06:46:02 PM  

steamingpile: Garble: If you are arguing that homosexuality is a choice, then you are admitting you believe you, yourself could be talked into it.

Again thats a leap, some have those tendencies and others dont, its not cut and dry as people make it seem.

And yes some people could be talked into it


especially if meth is involved
 
2012-04-09 06:47:28 PM  

BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: elev8meL8r: BackAssward: elev8meL8r: ...

...

My friend invited me to come along to his sex abuse group with him. So I went along to learn a few things. Turns out the group is to help the victims.


You can still learn from them.
 
2012-04-09 06:50:28 PM  

steamingpile: Garble: If you are arguing that homosexuality is a choice, then you are admitting you believe you, yourself could be talked into it.

Again thats a leap, some have those tendencies and others dont, its not cut and dry as people make it seem.

And yes some people could be talked into it


I agree that *some* people can be talked into it. I knew a few gay guys that thought that every guy was secretly gay. I guess it's like that most guys think that hot lesbians just need a *real* man, and they'd turn to the straight side.
 
2012-04-09 06:51:45 PM  

jaybeezey: ps. Your parades are ridiculous.



The parades are Sinful!
/not the gay part, that's fine.. It's the PRIDE!- the deadliest sin of all.
 
2012-04-09 06:56:32 PM  

GnomePaladin: Garble: If you are arguing that homosexuality is a choice, then you are admitting you believe you, yourself could be talked into it.

This is terse and glib, but hard to refute. One can only go by one's own experience, and I can say with absolute certainty that I never had to make a choice. It was abundantly clear from as far back as I can remember that dudes were gross and girls were hot. I'm by no means making some BS macho 'I'm all man!' statement either - I'm just a pudgy IT guy who's a little bit whipped by his wife. But sex with men was never a thought entertained longer than it took to dismiss it outright. That "choice" was made for me well before I was ever erroneously told I had one.



Bingo.
 
2012-04-09 06:57:55 PM  

Cythraul: Hey! It's our good friend letrole! How ya doin' ol' buddy?


In before anyone else can say "It's a surname!"
 
2012-04-09 07:02:10 PM  

BackAssward: But you left the class before knowing how to use the skills. I bet your rapes are sloppy and poorly executed.


Hey, I signed up for rape lessons from you, not execution lessons. Sure, the execution part is much messier. Comparatively speaking, the rape is not sloppy at all.
 
2012-04-09 07:07:45 PM  
letrole: herp de derp de derppity do

*yawn*

- 26/10

Copying the same derp over and over is the laziest form of trolling, ever. If you're going to troll, at least put some f*cking effort into it. Otherwise, crawl back into the /b/-hole you oozed from.
 
2012-04-09 07:10:19 PM  

elev8meL8r: BackAssward: But you left the class before knowing how to use the skills. I bet your rapes are sloppy and poorly executed.

Hey, I signed up for rape lessons from you, not execution lessons. Sure, the execution part is much messier. Comparatively speaking, the rape is not sloppy at all.


If the rape is not sloppy, you are not doing it right.
 
2012-04-09 07:12:54 PM  

elev8meL8r: BackAssward: But you left the class before knowing how to use the skills. I bet your rapes are sloppy and poorly executed.

Hey, I signed up for rape lessons from you, not execution lessons. Sure, the execution part is much messier. Comparatively speaking, the rape is not sloppy at all.


Then you're not doing it right, a good rape-rape should leave you both sloppy.

/That's why you can't leave the training before completion.
//*sigh* amateurs.
///Don't know much about execution, you must have taken lessons from my wife.
 
2012-04-09 07:20:08 PM  

cowgirl toffee: If the rape is not sloppy, you are not doing it right.


BackAssward: Then you're not doing it right, a good rape-rape should leave you both sloppy.


Well, that was weird. You two ever think about getting together?
 
2012-04-09 07:23:37 PM  

elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: If the rape is not sloppy, you are not doing it right.

BackAssward: Then you're not doing it right, a good rape-rape should leave you both sloppy.

Well, that was weird. You two ever think about getting together?



cowgirl toffee & BackAssward: Putting the sensual back in non-consensual.
 
2012-04-09 07:26:51 PM  

elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: If the rape is not sloppy, you are not doing it right.

BackAssward: Then you're not doing it right, a good rape-rape should leave you both sloppy.

Well, that was weird. You two ever think about getting together?


After I raped her, we got married... so yes.

/Fark as a dating site!?
//Who'd have thunk it.
///Actually, she raped me first, with gusto... :/
 
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