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2012-04-09 04:59:45 PM

steamingpile: I believe its a slight choice, I think your brain is wired to more attracted to something but you could still choose to fark women,


That's called being in the closet.
 
2012-04-09 05:01:39 PM

Cythraul: Gay men are not attracted to ALL men.


Merely MOST men.
 
2012-04-09 05:03:16 PM

Expolaris: "if i wanted to fark something feminine i'd fark a chick."


I'm not Joe Macho but that's definitely me. I tried the the other side until I was 24 and just couldn't kid myself any longer.

Funny, though, when I make a flattering comment about a woman how many people say, "But I thought you were gay?" I'm gay, not dead.

We mentioned Kinsey alot in here. Homosexuality exists as a wide spectrum.
 
2012-04-09 05:03:58 PM
An open letter to the Gay/Lesbian Community.

Dear Gays and Lesbians,

No one of consequence gives a shiat.

Yours Truly,
Everyone Else

ps. Your parades are ridiculous.
 
2012-04-09 05:04:29 PM

someonelse: steamingpile: I believe its a slight choice, I think your brain is wired to more attracted to something but you could still choose to fark women,

That's called being in the closet.


And here we see why LGBT is a such a loose grouping -- because L&G are often intolerant of B.
 
2012-04-09 05:06:14 PM

Diogenes: I'll be in my bunk ;-)


Awesome! Glad I could help.
 
2012-04-09 05:06:17 PM

jaybeezey: ps. Your parades are ridiculous.


Alright. You got us there.
 
2012-04-09 05:08:21 PM

This text is now purple: someonelse: steamingpile: I believe its a slight choice, I think your brain is wired to more attracted to something but you could still choose to fark women,

That's called being in the closet.

And here we see why LGBT is a such a loose grouping -- because L&G are often intolerant of B.


♪♫♪ Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
Then there are bi-sexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves
La-la-la-la-la-la...♪♫♪
 
2012-04-09 05:09:44 PM

jaybeezey: ps. Your parades are ridiculous.



Although it is an Onion article, I think there is a bit of truth to this:


Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years
 
2012-04-09 05:10:17 PM
It's almost like people who spend a lot of time thinking about a certain type of sex might have a vested interest in it.
 
2012-04-09 05:11:48 PM

This text is now purple: Cythraul: Gay men are not attracted to ALL men.

Merely MOST men.




Not even close. The most confusing thing to me as an adolescent wasn't that I was gay, I knew I was gay from a very young age.

It was the fact that what seemed to be the Hollywood perception of what is attractive wasn't what I found to be attractive. So while all the girls in High School were swooning over Brad Pitt, NKOTB, or whatever the current vapid pretty boy was gracing the cover of Tiger Beat, I was getting awkward wood in gym class over our big, burly, hairy bald gym teacher or some rough looking carny at the county fair.
 
2012-04-09 05:11:49 PM
So....the loudest people on both sides of the issue are gay?
 
2012-04-09 05:12:03 PM

jaybeezey: An open letter to the Gay/Lesbian Community.

Dear Gays and Lesbians,

No one of consequence gives a shiat.

Yours Truly,
Everyone Else

ps. Your parades are ridiculous.


I know you're just trolling. But it's pretty absurd to say 'no one of consequence gives a shiat,' when we are still being denied rights.
 
2012-04-09 05:12:27 PM

jaybeezey: ps. Your parades are ridiculous.


As opposed to all those serious parades?
 
2012-04-09 05:13:03 PM
I believe to my soul that inside every man there's a feminine
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he's done with his women,
But the ones that brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Say, what did you think all them saddles and boot was about?
And there's many a cowboy who don't understand
The way that he feels for his brother
Inside every cowboy there's a lady that'd love to slip out.

There's always somebody that says what the others just whisper
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead
So when you talk to a cowboy, don't treat him like he was a sister
You can't fark with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.
 
2012-04-09 05:13:19 PM

Charles Martel: New study finds that flaming homosexuals who obsess about straight sex and want to criminalize it are more likely to be closeted heterosexuals.


Probably true.
 
2012-04-09 05:13:53 PM

Brytanica1: This text is now purple: Cythraul: Gay men are not attracted to ALL men.

Merely MOST men.



Not even close. The most confusing thing to me as an adolescent wasn't that I was gay, I knew I was gay from a very young age.

It was the fact that what seemed to be the Hollywood perception of what is attractive wasn't what I found to be attractive. So while all the girls in High School were swooning over Brad Pitt, NKOTB, or whatever the current vapid pretty boy was gracing the cover of Tiger Beat, I was getting awkward wood in gym class over our big, burly, hairy bald gym teacher or some rough looking carny at the county fair.


Carnies? Really? Aww man, I hope you washed up real good after nailing some carnie arse.
 
2012-04-09 05:15:13 PM

jaybeezey: An open letter to the Gay/Lesbian Community.

Dear Gays and Lesbians,

No one of consequence gives a shiat.

Yours Truly,
Everyone Else

ps. Your parades are ridiculous.


The Supreme Court of the United States is pretty consequential and they will likely (yet again) give a shiat very soon.
 
2012-04-09 05:15:31 PM

Bf+: angry_redhead: Doesn't surprise me. my best friend's useless farking POS husband is the first one to call guys f****t and the like. I can't stand him for many reasons, this being one of them. He plays the 'big man' role to a T and is from a small town, with the typical farmer/oilpatch type parentage. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he liked the images of a guys dick in porn more than the rest...

/wish he would die, personally, and mainly due to the way he treats my best friend.
//off topic, I know


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Well, sometimes it helps to talk to people about it...


Pardon me for sounding ignorant, but I haven't seen that movie (sling blade is it?) so I know not to which you are referring...
 
2012-04-09 05:16:36 PM
subby is a closeted straight guy
 
2012-04-09 05:16:50 PM

BurnShrike: Aidan: BurnShrike: So what colour am I then? I'm smart, funny and Canadian. Also dark brown hair if you're going to start that too.

Green... now.

I didn't say I was very good at keeping track of people. :P

Hah. Well maybe I shouldn't have said anything. Green for brown hair? Got it.


I'm writing Fark admins to see if I can get your commented sections in solid black. :P
If they can't do that... I will settle for plaid. ;)
 
2012-04-09 05:17:45 PM

someonelse: steamingpile: I believe its a slight choice, I think your brain is wired to more attracted to something but you could still choose to fark women,

That's called being in the closet.


That reminds me of an argument in favor of same-sex marriage.

Since society has been forcing gays and lesbians to have opposite-sex relationships for thousands of years, maybe that's why there are so many gays and lesbians. They keep passing on whatever "gay genes" there might be.

You'd think the anti-gay people would jump at the idea of keeping homosexuals in safe, non-procreative relationships. Maybe the LGBT community should start promoting it that way...perhaps using non-threatening front groups.
 
2012-04-09 05:17:49 PM

JackieRabbit: Well, you know ...just, kinda, well, duh!

I've met a lot of gay men who really aren't. I've never met a completely straight straight person. I've never met a homophobe who wasn't thinking about sucking a cock and couldn't/wouldn't admit it -- unless he thought no one would ever find out.


Curious what your definition of "completely straight" is.

/not homophobic
//also appreciate their lack if interest in women means more for me
 
2012-04-09 05:17:54 PM

cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: Aidan: BurnShrike: So what colour am I then? I'm smart, funny and Canadian. Also dark brown hair if you're going to start that too.

Green... now.

I didn't say I was very good at keeping track of people. :P

Hah. Well maybe I shouldn't have said anything. Green for brown hair? Got it.

I'm writing Fark admins to see if I can get your commented sections in solid black. :P
If they can't do that... I will settle for plaid. ;)


Haha That would quite effectively prevent me from saying offensive things.
 
2012-04-09 05:20:15 PM

jaybeezey: No one of consequence gives a shiat.


I really, really wish this was true. If it was, I'd finally be allowed to marry my partner.
 
2012-04-09 05:20:53 PM

BurnShrike: Eh, if Fark's proven anything it's that there are guys out there who will lay anything with a pulse. And sometimes that's optional.

I have standards though, which is why I never get any sex.


No - your problem is more likely the fact that most women have standards.

Of course, I'm the guy who spent 3 months in the Philippines and was the only one in my group who didn't "get laid." I also didn't knock anyone up (like 2 of the guys did) and wind up either getting stuck there, or having to bring her over to the States, so it worked out pretty well.
 
2012-04-09 05:21:37 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7040141/76106715#c76106715" target="_blank">Cythraul</a>:</b> <i>Brytanica1: This text is now purple: Cythraul: Gay men are not attracted to ALL men.

Merely MOST men.



Not even close. The most confusing thing to me as an adolescent wasn't that I was gay, I knew I was gay from a very young age.

It was the fact that what seemed to be the Hollywood perception of what is attractive wasn't what I found to be attractive. So while all the girls in High School were swooning over Brad Pitt, NKOTB, or whatever the current vapid pretty boy was gracing the cover of Tiger Beat, I was getting awkward wood in gym class over our big, burly, hairy bald gym teacher or some rough looking carny at the county fair.

Carnies? Really? Aww man, I hope you washed up real good after nailing some carnie arse.</i>

The trick is to tell them that nothing gets you more turned on than taking a shower together, so much so that you might just do anything.


/wish I was making this up.
 
2012-04-09 05:21:58 PM

BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: Aidan: BurnShrike: So what colour am I then? I'm smart, funny and Canadian. Also dark brown hair if you're going to start that too.

Green... now.

I didn't say I was very good at keeping track of people. :P

Hah. Well maybe I shouldn't have said anything. Green for brown hair? Got it.

I'm writing Fark admins to see if I can get your commented sections in solid black. :P
If they can't do that... I will settle for plaid. ;)

Haha That would quite effectively prevent me from saying offensive things.


Pfffttt. You will figure out a way to do it. I believe you will do that. I absolutely believe it. :P
 
2012-04-09 05:22:09 PM

jaybeezey: An open letter to the Gay/Lesbian Community.

Dear Gays and Lesbians,

No one of consequence gives a shiat.


So where are all these "sanctity of marriage" laws coming from?
 
2012-04-09 05:23:04 PM

cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: I'm writing Fark admins to see if I can get your commented sections in solid black. :P
If they can't do that... I will settle for plaid. ;)

Haha That would quite effectively prevent me from saying offensive things.

Pfffttt. You will figure out a way to do it. I believe you will do that. I absolutely believe it. :P


It's hard to keep a good dick down.

/erection
 
2012-04-09 05:24:38 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: jaybeezey: No one of consequence gives a shiat.

I really, really wish this was true. If it was, I'd finally be allowed to marry my partner.


It's disgusting that you're not able to. I don't know what I would do if I were gay and couldn't marry the person I loved. It would drive me nuts.

Things are changing slowly though. I really hope we manage to give you the right soon.
 
2012-04-09 05:24:45 PM

Armand Tanzarian: I worked with a guy who was vehemently anti-gay, you could just see the utter disgust on his face when discussing the subject. I asked him one time why he hated gays so much and he replied, "It's giving in to your body's deepest, darkest desires." Oh, okay buddy, whatever you say.


Had a deal like that when I was in the Navy just before "Don't ask Don't Tell" was around. One shipmate was acccusing a buddy of mine of being gay. It's been over 20 years so I don't remember details but the rambling accusation of the accuser sounded way gayer than anything my buddy ever did. Dumb as that was a few other guys accused him afterwards of hitting on them and he ended up transfering to another command. I took some flak for still hanging around him but I told everyone. "we've been out drinking dozens of times and he never hit on me, so he isn't gay or he isn't into me and either way that makes it OK by me"

/csb off
 
2012-04-09 05:26:57 PM

BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: ...

It's hard to keep a good dick down.

/erection


That's the team spirit!

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2012-04-09 05:27:05 PM

rufus-t-firefly: BurnShrike: Eh, if Fark's proven anything it's that there are guys out there who will lay anything with a pulse. And sometimes that's optional.

I have standards though, which is why I never get any sex.

No - your problem is more likely the fact that most women have standards.


Yeah? Well I get more pussy than most of the guys in this thread.
 
2012-04-09 05:27:39 PM
It must be terrible being a non-gay homophobe. I'll bet when a non-gay homophobe sees me walking down the street with my soft, full, pouty lips and round, firm, bubble butt with my long silky hair blowing billowy in the wind, my tousled bangs falling teasingly over my large, innocent baby blue eyes it must make them quake with a rage primal. It must make them want to grab at me, wrestle me to the ground and rip at my clothes. To pinch my tender, sensitive nipples, to bite at the nape of my neck as they force me down to my hands and knees. To clutch angrily at my hips as they thrust themselves deeply into me, pulling my long, flowing hair as they pound into my soft, inviting flesh over and over punishing me for my unnatural carnal desires. Working their rage into my quivering body until their anger and hatred explode inside me.

Yes, life must be rough for the non-gay homophobe. Rough like rough gay sex.
 
2012-04-09 05:27:43 PM
how can a Man look and another Man's hairy @$$ and find love? when there is so much very super fine female tush out there this is gods finest works the female form, let us now worship it.
 
2012-04-09 05:28:13 PM

BurnShrike: rufus-t-firefly: BurnShrike: Eh, if Fark's proven anything it's that there are guys out there who will lay anything with a pulse. And sometimes that's optional.

I have standards though, which is why I never get any sex.

No - your problem is more likely the fact that most women have standards.

Yeah? Well I get more pussy than most of the guys in this thread.


You definitely get more than me. And thank god for that.
 
2012-04-09 05:28:55 PM

steamingpile: I believe its a slight choice, I think your brain is wired to more attracted to something but you could still choose to fark women, everything in life is a choice at one time or another. So basically its a little from column A and a little from column B.


This is just playing semantics. Of course anyone of any orientation can "choose" to have sex with either only men or women, but having sex with only women doesn't make you straight if having sex with men is also even just a little bit appealing (if you're a man). At the very least you'd be bi to some degree.
 
2012-04-09 05:30:09 PM

Ghastly: It must be terrible being a non-gay homophobe. I'll bet when a non-gay homophobe sees me walking down the street with my soft, full, pouty lips and round, firm, bubble butt with my long silky hair blowing billowy in the wind, my tousled bangs falling teasingly over my large, innocent baby blue eyes it must make them quake with a rage primal. It must make them want to grab at me, wrestle me to the ground and rip at my clothes. To pinch my tender, sensitive nipples, to bite at the nape of my neck as they force me down to my hands and knees. To clutch angrily at my hips as they thrust themselves deeply into me, pulling my long, flowing hair as they pound into my soft, inviting flesh over and over punishing me for my unnatural carnal desires. Working their rage into my quivering body until their anger and hatred explode inside me.

Yes, life must be rough for the non-gay homophobe. Rough like rough gay sex.


Nice. Do you write material for nifty.org (NSFW)?
 
2012-04-09 05:35:04 PM

BurnShrike: rufus-t-firefly: BurnShrike: Eh, if Fark's proven anything it's that there are guys out there who will lay anything with a pulse. And sometimes that's optional.

I have standards though, which is why I never get any sex.

No - your problem is more likely the fact that most women have standards.

Yeah? Well I get more pussy than most of the guys in this thread.


The only pussy most farkers get is in the cat threads... and that only happens once a week.
 
2012-04-09 05:35:31 PM
You know how I know you're straight? You think gays should be able to get married.
 
2012-04-09 05:36:01 PM

someonelse: steamingpile: I believe its a slight choice, I think your brain is wired to more attracted to something but you could still choose to fark women,

That's called being in the closet.


Why is it called being in the closet though? If they feel an attraction to men slightly less than they do women isnt that who they really are?

GnomePaladin: steamingpile: I believe its a slight choice, I think your brain is wired to more attracted to something but you could still choose to fark women, everything in life is a choice at one time or another. So basically its a little from column A and a little from column B.

This is just playing semantics. Of course anyone of any orientation can "choose" to have sex with either only men or women, but having sex with only women doesn't make you straight if having sex with men is also even just a little bit appealing (if you're a man). At the very least you'd be bi to some degree.


But they choose to live straight and after they meet the right lady they stay with one person, they made a choice, it doesnt make them anything else.
 
2012-04-09 05:37:56 PM

Expolaris: So much this. My wingman in college was a big burly bear of a gay man. He has specifically said "if i wanted to fark something feminine i'd fark a chick." No priorities confused, we both agreed manly men and girly girls are awesome and what we were looking for.


This is often true for bisexuals as well. Here's one way to look at it: "I love steak and I love ice cream, but I don't want steak-flavored ice cream or steak à la mode."

It's also an expression I use to help explain why (most) bisexuals have no need for a boyfriend AND a girlfriend at the same time, despite what so many people seem to want to believe.

Though having said that, there are a few androgynous-looking individuals out there for whom I'd make an exception.
 
2012-04-09 05:38:09 PM

Duke_leto_Atredes: how can a Man look and another Man's hairy @$$ and find love? when there is so much very super fine female tush out there this is gods finest works the female form, let us now worship it.


I'm sure not all men have hairy asses, some probably get waxed.
Yeah, lots of us women have very nice asses, and appreciate being appreciated, but is this an argument over farking a woman's ass vs. farking a man's ass?
and, hahaha....farking does NOT always equal love, or finding it. Don't nympho's essentially love the act of, but don't always find pleasure in it?
 
2012-04-09 05:39:39 PM

jaybeezey: No one of consequence gives a shiat.


Well, thank you for taking the time to come into this thread and tell us all about how you don't care.
 
2012-04-09 05:40:04 PM

Cythraul: jaybeezey: An open letter to the Gay/Lesbian Community.

Dear Gays and Lesbians,

No one of consequence gives a shiat.

Yours Truly,
Everyone Else

ps. Your parades are ridiculous.

I know you're just trolling. But it's pretty absurd to say 'no one of consequence gives a shiat,' when we are still being denied rights.


He does have a point about the parades though. I know they are a throwback to the days when you only had 1, maybe 2 days a year to be out and proud but those images of guys in feathers and assless chaps on a city street in broad daylight make it hard for suburban soccer moms to accept that it's OK to have you teaching their kids. I'm not saying don't have them but start showing up in street clothes to show you are just people, not kinky freaks.
 
2012-04-09 05:42:35 PM

cowgirl toffee: I'm writing Fark admins to see if I can get your commented sections in solid black. :P


They would never do that. At least not unless someone was a major, major ass.
 
2012-04-09 05:42:40 PM

jaybeezey:
ps. Your parades are ridiculous.


You know, I have no problems with heterosexuals, but why are they always forcing their sexuality down everyone's throat? And what's up with that Mardi Gras parade and Spring Break. Don't they realize that kind of open display of sexuality only sets back mainstream acceptance of heterosexuals by decades.
 
2012-04-09 05:43:11 PM
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2012-04-09 05:43:19 PM

Digitalstrange: Cythraul: jaybeezey: An open letter to the Gay/Lesbian Community.

Dear Gays and Lesbians,

No one of consequence gives a shiat.

Yours Truly,
Everyone Else

ps. Your parades are ridiculous.

I know you're just trolling. But it's pretty absurd to say 'no one of consequence gives a shiat,' when we are still being denied rights.

He does have a point about the parades though. I know they are a throwback to the days when you only had 1, maybe 2 days a year to be out and proud but those images of guys in feathers and assless chaps on a city street in broad daylight make it hard for suburban soccer moms to accept that it's OK to have you teaching their kids. I'm not saying don't have them but start showing up in street clothes to show you are just people, not kinky freaks.


I like the parades. I think they're ridiculous, absurd, over-the-top fun. I think if we got rid of them, the gay community would be a bit more boring.
 
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