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(Daily Mail)   30% of all web traffic is porn. The other 70% is cats and Fark   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
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2012-04-09 01:59:49 PM
4 votes:
If every damn pr0n video wasn't titled "Young hottie takes the big one", then we wouldn't have to click on every damn video to see what it's really like, thus reducing global bandwidth problems.

/that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it.
2012-04-09 01:16:59 PM
4 votes:
media.monstersandcritics.com

Sorely disappointed.
2012-04-09 03:35:37 PM
3 votes:

MoronLessOff: NationalHero: I imagine that before Facebook porn was more like 75% of the internet.


-fondly remembers waiting for dial-up boobies

-fondly dozens of floppies.
The disks! I stored the perkies on the floppies.


Ah the good old days! Point your usenet reader at alt.pictures.binary.erotica and pull down a single gif in 5 to 12 parts, Cat them together. Uudecode them and view with xv. Only then could you see what you downloaded. Figure about 5 to 15 minutes per picture. You really appreciated your porn because it took so much work.
2012-04-09 05:09:43 PM
2 votes:
xhamster is WAYYY better than xvideos
2012-04-09 03:42:46 PM
2 votes:
Subby's math omits some overlapping interests.

ninjamonkey.us
2012-04-09 02:54:10 PM
2 votes:

Walker: OHHHHHHHHH LONG JOHNSON


Ahahaha! God dammit. Tea up the nose and over the monitor.

:P
2012-04-09 10:43:12 AM
2 votes:
Where do we put this?
www.techdigest.tv
2012-04-09 10:26:44 AM
2 votes:
Only 30%?
2012-04-09 09:32:55 PM
1 votes:
710 million hits a month for livejasmin....none of them voluntary.
2012-04-09 07:03:16 PM
1 votes:
At least 10% of net traffic is chain-mail my mother-in-law sends to me. Or slide shows.

Forward this to 10 people you love.
2012-04-09 05:35:13 PM
1 votes:
And we have someone running for president who's platform includes banning porn. Talk about out of touch with reality.
2012-04-09 05:30:02 PM
1 votes:
There's porn on the internet?
2012-04-09 04:51:11 PM
1 votes:

ladyfortuna: MoronLessOff: ladyfortuna: So if my laid-off friend the crazy red-head was considering starting a cam site, any recommended domains for her to investigate? I'd almost point her to Suicide Girls but she doesn't have nearly enough tattoos... and the one she followed from an ad may have tried to install malware so I told her not to do that again.

1st, not all SG models are loaded with tattoos. But they do all seem to have at least one good one. 2nd, I'm sure there are a few AW's that might be able to offer some advice, but I won't be naming names. 3rd, if any test users are needed, my services are officially volunteered.

This is why I love Fark. I've looked at SG a couple of times briefly but it's not really my thing, so I'm not familiar with the models. In all seriousness if someone knows a legit site, EIP so I can pass it on to her; not sure if she's seriously considering it but her job hunt is not going well so she might.


myfreecams.com
2012-04-09 04:19:15 PM
1 votes:
porn = pussies
cats = pussies
fark = pussies
that's 100%
2012-04-09 04:15:25 PM
1 votes:

ensign_noname: King Something: Only 30%?

They must be counting newsgroups in the wrong category.


newsgroups aren't the web, they are part of the internet. generally people classify the web as http or https.

newgroups are nntp, technically torrents are also not the web, and if you really want to get down to it, most streaming video still isn't web as it runs over UDP on some rtsp variant.
2012-04-09 03:44:04 PM
1 votes:
100% of the time it is 30% of the time.
2012-04-09 03:36:38 PM
1 votes:
30% porn, 40% cats, 30% Furry porn.

Why do so many on the Internet like porn and cats, and not Furries? They're the Resee's Peanut Butter Cups of the net.
2012-04-09 03:32:42 PM
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: Also in one year the male porn actors combined ejaculate 60 gallons of semen.
Heard that in a documentay, so it has to be true

/wonder how much money a jizz mopper makes?


The jizz-mopper doesn't pull much. It's the fluffer who's making it hand-over-fist.
2012-04-09 03:22:13 PM
1 votes:

King Something: Only 30%?


No. By Rule 34, it's 100%.
gbatemp.net
2012-04-09 03:18:50 PM
1 votes:

NationalHero: I imagine that before Facebook porn was more like 75% of the internet.


-fondly remembers waiting for dial-up boobies


on Usenet . . .
2012-04-09 03:15:49 PM
1 votes:

NationalHero: I imagine that before Facebook porn was more like 75% of the internet.


-fondly remembers waiting for dial-up boobies


-fondly dozens of floppies.
The disks! I stored the perkies on the floppies.
2012-04-09 03:10:22 PM
1 votes:
In fact, online porn gave rise to the understanding of libel laws as they pertained to the internet.

Alyssa Milano became annoyed because people were stripping her head off of her photos and 'shopping it onto nude models. She asked her lawyer if there was anything she could do about it, and what came out was the beginning of internet laws. Before they had to charge you with wire fraud, and it was hard to get it before a judge because not many judges even knew what the internet was at the time.
2012-04-09 03:09:38 PM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: I think 30% is a bit high, but ... Years ago, on-line porn earned more money than all forms of other e-commerce combined. But what about now? Does anyone actually pay money to watch porn on-line? How does the porn industry make so much money?


i'm sure plenty of people would rather pay for what they want now. Also, cam sites, advertising, things like that still make big money.

also, if you are a standard pervert that isn't very computer literate, there is something to be said for paying for sites you can trust, that don't have viruses or spyware embedded in the downloads.
2012-04-09 03:05:52 PM
1 votes:
Remember the old days with whack-a-mole pop ups you had to kill before somebody looked over your shoulder?
2012-04-09 02:59:57 PM
1 votes:
30% porn
50% piracy
10% youtube
5% social networking
2% VOIP
2% lolcats
1% e-commerce (includes netflix)
2012-04-09 02:58:05 PM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-04-09 02:27:13 PM
1 votes:

CitizenTed: If every damn pr0n video wasn't titled "Young hottie takes the big one", then we wouldn't have to click on every damn video to see what it's really like, thus reducing global bandwidth problems.

/that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it.


Develop a fetish for south asian scandal videos. You'll solve that problem real fast.
2012-04-09 01:48:48 PM
1 votes:
It's the overlap between those categories you really need to worry about.
2012-04-09 01:27:40 PM
1 votes:
OHHHHHHHHH LONG JOHNSON
 
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