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(93.9 MIA)   After smashing her car into a pole, 17 yr old Jeanelle Schwieterman returned home to get a different car. And drove it into the path of a semi   ( divider line
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2012-04-09 02:05:34 PM  
4 votes:
I thought most women would prefer a pole to a semi.
2012-04-09 12:46:43 PM  
4 votes:
It's encouraging to see that much dedication in someone so young these days. Usually kids just crash one car and then slack off, but this girl really stepped up and really put out the effort! That's old-time gumption, boy howdy!
2012-04-09 02:37:42 PM  
3 votes:

mhuckins: ChiTownHustler: mhuckins: ChiTownHustler: This may sound cruel, but I don't think this was a suicide attempt.

According to the article, the first accident was a "minor crash into a power pole". The article didn't specify how she returned home, but based on the "minor crash" part, she probably drove the damaged car there. A minor crash isn't a suicide attempt - it's just a minor crash.

The second accident was plain old teenaged stupidity. Maybe made worse by parents allowing her to drive after damaging the first car.

You should probably browse through the thread before making your assumptions on the severity of either crash. A few farkers posted pics of the first and second crash.

mhuckins, actually I did. When I started typing, there were no pictures. By the time I finished, there were images and more info.

It took you 12 minutes to write 6 sentences?

It's hard to type one-handed.
2012-04-09 01:44:27 PM  
3 votes:
Third times the charm! Don't you quit, Jeanelle, don't you ever quit!
2012-04-09 01:43:12 PM  
3 votes:
This is terrible. You guys are heartless. i feel bad for her folks.... Imagine how badly their insurance rates will be skyrocketing.
2012-04-09 02:43:14 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-04-09 01:42:11 PM  
2 votes:
OMG, U hav 2 C the car wrk!
2012-04-09 05:50:19 PM  
1 vote:

Incog_Neeto: My CSB

Started dating a girl, the front of her SUV had some damage at the time, she says she hit a pole, whatever.

About a month later she takes it into get fixed, she gets the rental car and rear ends somebody in the rental car. So she has to go get another rental car, she takes that car and HITS A PEDESTRIAN. In the same flipping day.

ya she was hot.

Reminds me of the old saying...

"No matter how pretty she is, poles, rental cars, and pedestrians are sick of her shiat"
2012-04-09 02:22:30 PM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Evil Mackerel: So, was she hot?

You're asking if the 17 year old minor is hot? If she had big forties and full, luscious lips? Is that what you're asking?

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2012-04-09 02:11:39 PM  
1 vote:

mhuckins: Darwinism in action?

It's probably bad that I don't feel an once of sympathy for her, or her family.

The price per ounce of sympathy is at record levels today, so I guess I kind of get it.
2012-04-09 02:02:41 PM  
1 vote:
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I found an image from her car right before the second accident
2012-04-09 02:02:35 PM  
1 vote:
q:why was Anne Frank such a bad driver?
a:because she was a woman
2012-04-09 02:02:05 PM  
1 vote:
Worst. Jew. Ever.
2012-04-09 01:59:09 PM  
1 vote:
The Darwin is strong with this one.
2012-04-09 01:50:22 PM  
1 vote:
She was flown to Saint Rita's Medical Center for treatment of critical injuries.

For the safety of future generations, shove her out of the helicopter.
2012-04-09 01:42:22 PM  
1 vote:
2012-04-09 10:05:51 AM  
1 vote:
Overzealous female driver, non-story.
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