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(JoBlo)   The Dark Knight Rises gets obvious MPAA rating. Never rub another man's rhubarb (pic in link is NSFW)   (joblo.com) divider line 165
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2012-04-09 09:28:52 AM
From the title of the movie I just assumed it was NC-17
 
2012-04-09 09:30:30 AM
nice pic of Anne's tits
 
2012-04-09 09:30:36 AM
The article, however, is rated R.
 
2012-04-09 09:30:55 AM
headline could really use a nsfw tag
 
2012-04-09 09:31:44 AM
Everybody likes Batman, but his core audience is still young. It probably always will be. No movie maker would be foolish enough to exclude that audience at the box office.

Besides, as TFA points out (though I suspect it did so unintentionally), a movie's rating actually has little to do with the maturity of its subject matter. Many R-rated movies handle their subject matter in the most immature ways imaginable, and a PG-rated movie in the right hands can tackle some surprisingly mature subjects.
 
2012-04-09 09:34:01 AM
Just remember what the MPAA says - horrible, deplorable violence is OK, so long as you don't say any naughty words!

/or depict smoking
 
2012-04-09 09:38:37 AM
marsgwar: headline could really use a nsfw tag
 
2012-04-09 09:38:52 AM
Hobodeluxe: nice pic of Anne's tits

Far more enticing than the article.
 
2012-04-09 09:38:59 AM
Hobodeluxe: nice pic of Anne's tits

Yeah, they just sort of tossed that pic out there.
 
2012-04-09 09:39:59 AM
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
 
2012-04-09 09:40:46 AM
Whoa...As I scrolled down - the real reason for posting this link became as obvious as very bright headlights.
 
2012-04-09 09:43:59 AM
Hobodeluxe: nice pic of Anne's tits

The pic deserves its own thread
 
2012-04-09 09:44:13 AM
Apos: Hobodeluxe: nice pic of Anne's tits

Far more enticing than the article.


There was an article? What did it say?

Also, apparently the following pic is NSFFark: Maximum Sideboob! (new window)

Best sideboob I've ever come across!

/let's see whether this becomes a "hot Anne Hathaway/Michelle Pfeiffer/Julie Newmar" pic thread.

One can only hope.
 
2012-04-09 09:46:31 AM
TravisBickle62: Hobodeluxe: nice pic of Anne's tits

The pic deserves its own thread


Sagtastic.
 
2012-04-09 09:46:43 AM
Wow, what a poor attempt at manufactured controversy. It got the same rating as the previous 2 films in the trilogy......aren't you upset? Will this cause you not to see it? Was it cold when that pic of Anne was taken?
 
2012-04-09 09:47:24 AM
PizzaJedi81: Apos: Hobodeluxe: nice pic of Anne's tits

Far more enticing than the article.

There was an article? What did it say?

Also, apparently the following pic is NSFFark: Maximum Sideboob! (new window)

Best sideboob I've ever come across!

/let's see whether this becomes a "hot Anne Hathaway/Michelle Pfeiffer/Julie Newmar" pic thread.

One can only hope.


Indeed. And that is one boob-licious shot!
 
2012-04-09 09:47:57 AM
Thrust a pencil into someone's eye, blow up a prosecutor, blow up a judge, plant a bomb inside someone, burn a man's face half off and turn him into a psychopath...

Eh, PG-13.

BUT DON'T YOU DARE IMPLY THAT THEY'RE SEXUALLY ACTIVE!

/Movie ratings are a bad joke
 
2012-04-09 09:47:58 AM
PizzaJedi81: Also, apparently the following pic is NSFFark: Maximum Sideboob! (new window)

That depends. I once got a 24-hour time out for posting it, yet after my punishment I've seen posted and left unmolested.
 
2012-04-09 09:50:23 AM
Wellon Dowd: PizzaJedi81: Also, apparently the following pic is NSFFark: Maximum Sideboob! (new window)

That depends. I once got a 24-hour time out for posting it, yet after my punishment I've seen posted and left unmolested.


In the "OMG ANNE HATHAWAY CUT HER HAIR!" thread from yesterday, I posted it in thread, and it got removed for Nudity, Partial Nudity, NSFW.

::shrug::

Whatever, I'll just link it.

Same thing happened to me with this pic of ScarJo: Maximum Cleavage! (new window)
 
2012-04-09 09:52:18 AM
PizzaJedi81: Wellon Dowd: PizzaJedi81: Also, apparently the following pic is NSFFark: Maximum Sideboob! (new window)

That depends. I once got a 24-hour time out for posting it, yet after my punishment I've seen posted and left unmolested.

In the "OMG ANNE HATHAWAY CUT HER HAIR!" thread from yesterday, I posted it in thread, and it got removed for Nudity, Partial Nudity, NSFW.

::shrug::

Whatever, I'll just link it.

Same thing happened to me with this pic of ScarJo: Maximum Cleavage! (new window)


Yep, me too. The other time out I got was for that pic and now it routinely appears in threads.
 
2012-04-09 09:52:46 AM
www.omega-level.net

Rated I for Incomprehensible.
 
2012-04-09 09:55:54 AM
imontheinternet: [www.omega-level.net image 450x300]

Rated I for Incomprehensible.


So he's NOT talking about these guys?

wharble.com
 
2012-04-09 09:56:32 AM
Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 570x718]

That dress is hideous...she needs to take it off RIGHT NOW!

Please?
 
2012-04-09 09:57:12 AM
Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 344x600]

That dress looks beautiful on her...she needs to take it off RIGHT NOW?

Please?
 
2012-04-09 09:58:08 AM
Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 400x519]

That dress makes her look rather bland...she needs to take it off RIGHT NOW!

Please?
 
Skr
2012-04-09 10:05:36 AM
Wellon Dowd: [red dress]

Wellon Dowd: [blue dress]


Her red lipstick obsession makes her look like a horrible Joker caricature most oft, but in these two pictures with natural looking lips she looks holy hell hot.
 
2012-04-09 10:06:32 AM
Sorry, man. All I saw was a black background with eye-frying red letters. My brain immediately realized that blog really sucks.
 
2012-04-09 10:06:33 AM
The Dark Knight Rises...

Well, looking at the pic in the article, who can blame him!
 
2012-04-09 10:13:06 AM
So they're really going with The Dark Knight Rises? Is there some quota of Hollywood movies that have to have some form of "Rise" in the title?

/oh and Anne's tits, want
 
2012-04-09 10:14:19 AM
Mugato: oh and Anne's tits, want

They sure make me rise, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-09 10:22:18 AM
Batman wins, Bane dies, Talia gets away, some message about rich people should protect the less fortunate and how Batman is an idea that you can't kill is told. Within two days of movie being released right wing pundits claim Hollywood is using the movie to push people to vote for Obama or something equally stupid.
 
2012-04-09 10:26:07 AM
28.media.tumblr.com

Not even sure why Nolan is trying - he'll never do Bane the same justice Joel Schumacher did.
 
2012-04-09 10:26:51 AM
velvet_fog: [28.media.tumblr.com image 491x678]

Not even sure why Nolan is trying - he'll never do Bane the same justice Joel Schumacher did.


For which we can all thank God, the FSM, Bel Shamharoth or the deity of your choosing!
 
2012-04-09 10:32:54 AM
Mugato: So they're really going with The Dark Knight Rises? Is there some quota of Hollywood movies that have to have some form of "Rise" in the title?

/oh and Anne's tits, want


I liked the idea some farker threw out to just call it Gotham.
 
2012-04-09 10:35:36 AM
"G" would be the obvious raging. Come on, its a out man prancing around in tights!
 
2012-04-09 10:46:03 AM
After watching him in Bronson and Warrior, I have to say Tom Hardy's a damn fine actor and I can't wait to see him in this. Yes, I saw the DKR prologue and the trailers and can understand his Bane voice.Mostly.

Also, Anne Hathaway's boobies.
 
2012-04-09 10:47:44 AM
poonesfarm: Also, Anne Hathaway's boobies.

Really, these are the two best reasons to see it.
 
2012-04-09 10:49:00 AM
Hobodeluxe: nice pic of Anne's tits

I prefer Annie's Boobs (very NSFW).
 
2012-04-09 10:50:04 AM
they now release regular movies and 3d right along side in the next theater.

How about we just admdit we need teenagers to buy tickets, and so we don't have to ruin good movies just because of that, they release both pg13 and r versions for the theaters?

hunger games would have been good (as opposed to ok) if it had been R. they blunted too much of the material, not just the killings
 
2012-04-09 10:53:38 AM
MurphyMurphy: they now release regular movies and 3d right along side in the next theater.

How about we just admdit we need teenagers to buy tickets, and so we don't have to ruin good movies just because of that, they release both pg13 and r versions for the theaters?


Because higher ratings do not make for better films. All too often, in fact, it becomes the opposite: the high rating is a marketing hook for a film with nothing going for it but the very things that caused it to get the rating.

hunger games would have been good (as opposed to ok) if it had been R.

It is highly doubtful that the movie would have been one whit better with a higher rating.
 
2012-04-09 10:55:07 AM
Mad_Radhu: Hobodeluxe: nice pic of Anne's tits

I prefer Annie's Boobs (very NSFW).



I don't appreciate this Community thread jack one b-Whoa!
 
2012-04-09 10:56:15 AM
This movie is coming out in July, yet a copy is available now for rating purposes? I expect a downloadable print within the next month or two (with an unintelligible Bane voice)...

/should see at the cinemas
//the dark knight wasn't bad on my huge screen after the fact
 
2012-04-09 11:12:27 AM
images.wikia.com

approves.
 
2012-04-09 11:15:49 AM
Skr:
Her red lipstick obsession makes her look like a horrible Joker caricature most oft,


What if her being billed as Selina Kyle is a ruse? What if the Joker had gender-reassignment surgery in order to pull his biggest joke ever?
 
2012-04-09 11:17:05 AM
Roy_G_Biv: Skr:
Her red lipstick obsession makes her look like a horrible Joker caricature most oft,

What if her being billed as Selina Kyle is a ruse? What if the Joker had gender-reassignment surgery in order to pull his biggest joke ever?


I much prefer to think of it as her having been his #1 fan, and her real name being Harleen Quinzel.
 
2012-04-09 11:31:36 AM
BRB, I need to rub some rhubarb.
 
2012-04-09 11:32:23 AM
I'm not sure if it got leaked, but I saw like 6min of footage (all grainy and low quality) of this insane plane sequence where Bane escapes, it looks out of control.
 
2012-04-09 11:35:19 AM
PizzaJedi81: Apos: Hobodeluxe: nice pic of Anne's tits

Far more enticing than the article.

There was an article? What did it say?

Also, apparently the following pic is NSFFark: Maximum Sideboob! (new window)

Best sideboob I've ever come across!

/let's see whether this becomes a "hot Anne Hathaway/Michelle Pfeiffer/Julie Newmar" pic thread.

One can only hope.


0.tqn.com
"Welcome to the Peter Griffin Sideboob Hour"
 
Skr
2012-04-09 11:36:01 AM
PizzaJedi81: Roy_G_Biv: Skr:
Her red lipstick obsession makes her look like a horrible Joker caricature most oft,

What if her being billed as Selina Kyle is a ruse? What if the Joker had gender-reassignment surgery in order to pull his biggest joke ever?

I much prefer to think of it as her having been his #1 fan, and her real name being Harleen Quinzel.


HQ coming for revenge over Ledger's death would have been perfect casting for Anne. What a missed opportunity.
 
2012-04-09 11:38:19 AM
So I'm the only one that thinks Hathaway looks a little derpy?

I mean, I'm capable of seeing past her breasts, so maybe that's the problem... But I always thought her face had a little derp-de-derp going on. She's not ugly, but she's not what I'd consider cute, either.

What I'm saying is that her face was late to film her scenes in The Dark Knight Rises, because it's always a little tardy.

Okay. Okay. I'll just leave you guys alone to stare at her tits. Have fun.
 
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