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(WSBTV)   Ever woken up on the beach to find that your "friends" have drawn on your now sunburned body with sunscreen? These people have. (slideshow, but worth it)   (wsbtv.com) divider line 136
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2012-04-09 08:59:38 AM  
media.cmgdigital.com
 
2012-04-09 09:31:38 AM  
fark your mobile site.
 
2012-04-09 09:33:24 AM  
Well that's about the stupidest thing I haven't completed today.

/ Day's young though.
 
2012-04-09 09:36:29 AM  

dprathbun: Well that's about the stupidest thing I haven't completed today.

/ Day's young though.


Same boat
 
2012-04-09 09:36:36 AM  
The body builder ones aren't actually tans. They rub in bronzing liquid or paste into their skin instead.
 
2012-04-09 09:47:42 AM  
Dear God,

I have a list of people who need a good smiting. (Bonus points for taking out the "duck lips")

media.cmgdigital.com


Looks like his body was grafted ...

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2012-04-09 10:08:03 AM  
Ahem...

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2012-04-09 10:21:08 AM  
Wow some of these are really bad.

I wonder if police randomly harass these tan people thinking they're minorities?
 
2012-04-09 10:36:24 AM  

Demetrius: Ahem...

[media.cmgdigital.com image 333x500]


came here to say that this one was perfectly acceptable
 
2012-04-09 10:38:23 AM  
Captain Dork approves.
 
TWX
2012-04-09 10:38:45 AM  
Subby: ...slideshow, but worth it...

No, not really worth it. Most of those pictures were taken from other websites. If I wanted that, I'd unblock scribol or those other virus-installing content redirector sites, or I'd reinstall Stumbleupon.
 
2012-04-09 10:38:57 AM  
Why would you sleep on the beach? You could be swimming or body surfing or walking looking for interesting debris or walking looking at women, or any number of things.

Also, it's just asking for a terrible sunburn, obviously.
 
2012-04-09 10:39:48 AM  
Is this Kirk Cameron's rational twin?

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2012-04-09 10:40:56 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Why would you sleep on the beach? You could be swimming or body surfing or walking looking for interesting debris or walking looking at women, or any number of things.


After doing those things most of the morning, followed by six beers and a joint, I'm not capable of doing much else. Also, some people find the sound of surf relaxing.
 
2012-04-09 10:41:08 AM  
I spy with my eyes, people who need serious foot care :-(
 
2012-04-09 10:41:26 AM  
No, because my friends aren't assholes.
 
2012-04-09 10:42:02 AM  
blessthe40oz.com
 
2012-04-09 10:43:39 AM  
Welcome to the world of melanoma.
 
2012-04-09 10:43:52 AM  
Honest question. Not an American. What do people who make pouty lips on pictures want to express ? A kiss to the viewer ? Defiance ?
 
2012-04-09 10:44:44 AM  
media.cmgdigital.com

I am farily certain this is my aunt
 
2012-04-09 10:46:03 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: Honest question. Not an American. What do people who make pouty lips on pictures want to express ? A kiss to the viewer ? Defiance ?


I am American, and I can tell you i have no farking clue. Maybe they are trying for stupid?
 
2012-04-09 10:46:40 AM  
media.cmgdigital.com

It's an Orion Slave Girl!
 
2012-04-09 10:47:31 AM  

blessthe40oz:


Is there a beach that close to Paris? Or did thy just try to class up the photo by shopping in the Eiffel Tower?
 
2012-04-09 10:47:56 AM  

SwingDancer: Coming on a Bicycle: Honest question. Not an American. What do people who make pouty lips on pictures want to express ? A kiss to the viewer ? Defiance ?

I am American, and I can tell you i have no farking clue. Maybe they are trying for stupid?


That's how I understand it. "I have an intelligence under the 60th percentile and am willing to do almost anything if you get me drunk enough."
 
2012-04-09 10:49:50 AM  
www.pcmsboosterclub.com

Humans, I am dissapoint.
 
2012-04-09 10:50:19 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: Honest question. Not an American. What do people who make pouty lips on pictures want to express ? A kiss to the viewer ? Defiance ?


About that... we don't get it either.
 
2012-04-09 10:50:30 AM  
The most interesting tan line I have seen was back in High School. A girl in gym class was wearing shorts that we could tell she had no tan on the inner thighs from the knee up. Her story was a couple days prior, her boyfriend went over to her place and they screwed the back yard. They fell asleep and the tan line was his frame laying over hers. She did laugh that his butt got burned. I don't know if she had to explain this to her parents.
 
2012-04-09 10:50:49 AM  
Not sure if that site is about bad tans or douchebags and duck lips.
 
2012-04-09 10:50:49 AM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-09 10:53:24 AM  

Silly Jesus: [media.cmgdigital.com image 453x604]


Twenty bucks says he did it to himself.
 
2012-04-09 10:53:30 AM  
Cool Story, Bro:

Last Spring I went out on my bicycle on the first warm day of the year and wore no head-covering under my helmet. I shave my head. My very white scalp had not seen clear, blue sky for many, many months. I couldn't find the sunscreen but figured, ehh, that's overrated this early in the year.

The vents of my helmet left a very Darth Maul-ish sunburn on my shiny bald head.

di1-1.shoppingshadow.com

/CSB
 
2012-04-09 10:54:15 AM  

lack of warmth: Her story was a couple days prior, her boyfriend went over to her place and they screwed the back yard.


Mmmm...sexy sexy Kentucky Bluegrass.
 
2012-04-09 10:55:48 AM  
That reminds me, I need a new leather jacket.
 
2012-04-09 10:57:19 AM  
i560.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 10:58:04 AM  
 
2012-04-09 11:00:10 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: That reminds me, I need a new leather jacket lamp shade.

 
2012-04-09 11:01:12 AM  
What is it about light-skinned, dark haired American women that they want to have dark skin and white hair? It's everywhere! It's like Bizarro-woman or something.

Stop it. You look stupid.
 
2012-04-09 11:01:19 AM  
I go for the "unique" tan line myself.

i582.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 11:01:54 AM  

Uncle Tractor: [i560.photobucket.com image 420x580]


HAHAHA dammit.
 
2012-04-09 11:01:59 AM  
white people problems
 
2012-04-09 11:02:13 AM  

forteblast: Coming on a Bicycle: Honest question. Not an American. What do people who make pouty lips on pictures want to express ? A kiss to the viewer ? Defiance ?

About that... we don't get it either.


Not sure if we will ever know exactly why, but I'm all in favor or keeping duck lips. It's always a good idea to mark the bad apples, and this way, they mark themselves. Otherwise, we may have to figure it out on our own. This is much easier.
 
2012-04-09 11:02:22 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Is there a beach that close to Paris? Or did thy just try to class up the photo by shopping in the Eiffel Tower?


That's a power line tower.
 
2012-04-09 11:04:01 AM  

BobDeluxe: Not sure if we will ever know exactly why, but I'm all in favor or keeping duck lips. It's always a good idea to mark the bad apples, and this way, they mark themselves. Otherwise, we may have to figure it out on our own. This is much easier.


Kind of like the morans who still have their "Bush/Cheney" election bumper stickers on their vehicles.
 
2012-04-09 11:04:22 AM  

Bender The Offender: Honest Bender:

Honk!


Awww yeah, baby!
 
2012-04-09 11:05:25 AM  
www.hey-dollface.com
 
2012-04-09 11:05:41 AM  
Call me blind, but I don't see where 95% of these people have been drawn on with sunscreen by others. One guy obvious, some hand marks elsewhere, the rest just appear to be bad judgement. If that's the joke, I don't get it.
 
2012-04-09 11:06:12 AM  
way2tan.com

Amateurs...
 
2012-04-09 11:07:20 AM  
I once decided that as it was hot I would wear a sleeveless vest under my chainmail instead of my usual long sleeved thicker shirt.

I ended up with a lovely cross-hatch sunburn pattern on one shoulder...
 
2012-04-09 11:08:02 AM  
i486.photobucket.com
It's good to be king Caucasian.
 
2012-04-09 11:08:12 AM  
Subby has a weird definition of "worth it."
 
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