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(Medical News Today)   Men eating berries may lower Parkinson's risk. No word on the health benefits of twigs   (medicalnewstoday.com) divider line 37
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2012-04-09 08:07:57 AM  
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2012-04-09 08:20:29 AM  
and red wine

That's all I needed to hear.
 
2012-04-09 08:36:00 AM  
Answer: fabulous skin.
 
2012-04-09 08:37:22 AM  
Why do the berries eat men? Why can't they rely on photosynthesis like every other plant?
 
2012-04-09 10:16:33 AM  
It also has the added benefit of making certain bodily fluids taste better.

/so I've heard
 
2012-04-09 10:49:49 AM  

miss diminutive: It also has the added benefit of making certain bodily fluids taste better.

/so I've heard


Eh, even berry diahrrea is pretty gross, but whatever floats yer boat
 
2012-04-09 10:50:11 AM  
Man-eating berries!? We're doomed!
 
2012-04-09 10:52:38 AM  
So I can has blackberry no-shake?
 
2012-04-09 10:53:28 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: miss diminutive: It also has the added benefit of making certain bodily fluids taste better.

/so I've heard

Eh, even berry diahrrea is pretty gross, but whatever floats yer boat


Two girls; one handful of berries?
 
2012-04-09 10:54:19 AM  
man-eating dingle berries!!!
 
2012-04-09 10:55:14 AM  
I knew a girl named Bari, so I'm...
 
2012-04-09 10:58:29 AM  
I would say eat cherries, but that will get you on the sex offender list, if you catch my meaning.
 
2012-04-09 10:59:09 AM  
First tomatoes and now this? I'm staying out of the garden.

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2012-04-09 11:01:16 AM  
What about franks and beans?
 
2012-04-09 11:04:55 AM  
www.adweek.com
 
2012-04-09 11:14:57 AM  
Strawberry shakes?
 
2012-04-09 11:18:12 AM  

hobblekitty: www.adweek.com


I came to post this.
 
2012-04-09 11:25:51 AM  
Paging John Smallberries.

John Smallberries to thread 7039788, please.

/It's Big bootay!
 
2012-04-09 11:27:04 AM  
I have no idea why I read that as "Men eating berets...."
 
2012-04-09 11:28:14 AM  

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Foxes don't eat berries.
 
2012-04-09 11:31:30 AM  
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2012-04-09 11:32:39 AM  
Dingle?
 
2012-04-09 11:47:41 AM  
Those findings sound a little shakey to me.
 
2012-04-09 12:10:57 PM  
www.mentalfloss.com

"Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible."
 
2012-04-09 12:22:05 PM  
Shiat, that ain't nothin' but ultra perm...
 
2012-04-09 12:24:13 PM  
How about squirrels?
ohsocountry.com
 
OOF
2012-04-09 12:24:37 PM  
Came in for Euell Gibbons, leaving satiated.
 
2012-04-09 12:25:30 PM  
So, we have to 1st kill the men-eating berries before they eat us so we can eat them?
 
2012-04-09 12:46:31 PM  
Does drinking gin count?

/Drunk for a penny. Dead drunk for two pence
//Obscure?
 
2012-04-09 01:14:59 PM  
I chuckled subby.. good headline.
 
2012-04-09 01:39:29 PM  

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I wonder if he eats a lot of paw paw or papaya.
 
2012-04-09 02:14:54 PM  
Say can I have some of your purple berries?
 
2012-04-09 02:37:35 PM  
Came to see Euell Gibbons, leaving satisfied.

/Get off my damn lawn.
 
2012-04-09 03:05:00 PM  

miss diminutive: It also has the added benefit of making certain bodily fluids taste better.

/so I've heard


I'm willing to help you test this theory.

/It's for science
 
2012-04-09 04:32:06 PM  
Good idea. Except have you seen what they charge for berries at the store these days? Holy shiat!
 
2012-04-09 06:29:08 PM  

flaminio: Say can I have some of your purple berries?


Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now.

/ Haven't gotten sick once
 
2012-04-09 06:41:17 PM  

walstib: flaminio: Say can I have some of your purple berries?

Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now.

/ Haven't gotten sick once


Probably keep us both alive.
 
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