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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Love Hewitt: 'It's sexier not to show everything'. Millions of Farkers obviously not consulted   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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2012-04-09 08:41:32 AM
5 votes:
No she's right...

Sexy is about anticipation and mystery, and maybe a little bit of tease.
2012-04-09 08:29:30 AM
5 votes:
No, she's right. Anyone who disagrees MAY be confusing sexy with lust. Not that there is anything wrong with that, just slightly different.
2012-04-09 08:47:50 AM
4 votes:

sno man: No she's right...

Sexy is about anticipation and mystery, and maybe a little bit of tease.


And THEN you show everything!
2012-04-09 08:39:41 AM
4 votes:
Agree with her on this.

There's more to "sexy" than just being naked. That's the idea behind slingshot bikinis and almost-but-not-quite-completely see-through lingerie.
2012-04-09 12:26:13 PM
3 votes:
I find the lack of pictures in this thread disturbing


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2012-04-09 10:05:50 AM
3 votes:

Gulper Eel: Showing too much skin right off the bat takes all the fun out of it.


Yeah but JLH has been around for 15 years or more. Teasing's over. Time to make with the goods.
2012-04-09 06:02:02 PM
2 votes:

madgonad: You also don't know what in the hell you are talking about.

Child support follows State basic formulas and if you have true 50/50 time there frequently isn't any. It will never, ever, no matter how many kids you have with different women go much over 50%. Usually it is several hundred dollars a month for custodial parents on middle class income. Alimony (it is called Maintenance now) it fairly rare and is usually only awarded when one spouse has taken the roll of homemaker for an extended period of time and requires time to rebuild skills. It is also generally short term, a couple years at most.


Yeah...gonna go with your experience is either grossly limited or you're actually white-knighting family court. I've had direct experience with several cases where the mother was awarded both child support AND maintenance where the father had custody of the child, and the mother had visitation. I've also seen mothers awarded over 75% of the fathers income to the point where it was literally impossible for the father to make enough to support himself while paying for support, even though he had split custody. The second case he just quit working and let them garnish his unemployment while he fought the decision. For almost 2 years. The mother, in that particular case, had a record for drug abuse, and the children were on record as having witnessed her abusing drugs, and the court STILL upheld the decision.

Family court is pretty farking messed up.
2012-04-09 01:08:48 PM
2 votes:
I totally agree with her. I'm more attracted to a gal in short black dress and heels, than a bikini.
2012-04-09 08:46:20 AM
2 votes:
Some women have ugly areolas. Not that I would notice if JLH were sitting on my face.
2012-04-09 08:14:43 AM
2 votes:
This is what women actually believe.
2012-04-10 03:45:30 AM
1 votes:
Everyone has two nipples, how special can they be?

/everyone is precious and unique, as are the other 7,000,000,000 people on this planet.
2012-04-10 02:31:53 AM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: Believe it or not, there are many women who don't want to show their naked bodies to millions of wanking strangers, no matter how good they look. And they don't really care if you disapprove, either.


Bears repeating. As far as many women are concerned, if they can get through the two or three decades of 'dammit get naked RIGHT NOW' and reach the point in their lives where people no longer constantly demand to see them naked, they win. It is not to their advantage to provide five minutes of masturbation material, because after those five minutes, they are reduced as human beings and you will simply be on to the next woman you demand to see naked. There's absolutely nothing in it for them, and 'I'd give her the most disappointing X minutes of her life' isn't exactly worth their while.

Appearing in Playboy is not the pinnacle of feminine ambition, no matter how much you demand it to be.
2012-04-09 08:06:48 PM
1 votes:

HempHead: n madgonad: In the last 24 years the only woman to win best actress at the Oscars that has NOT appeared nude at one time or another in a film is Cher.

What movies did Natalie Portman and Reese Witherspoon get nakey in ???


Reese Witherspoon got naked in Twilight (1998, not the sparkly-vampiry one).

Natalie Portman got naked in Goya's Ghosts and in a short film called Hotel Chevalier.
2012-04-09 05:55:23 PM
1 votes:

SmellsLikePoo: FinFangFark: Apos: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sybarite: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.

[islamwatch2010.files.wordpress.com image 640x407]


Yikes! This is what I imagine Khloe Kardashian's tatas look like.

Surprisingly they aren't THAT big...NSFW

I'd get lead poisoning for that.


Except the fact that that is Kim, not Chewwie.
2012-04-09 05:19:18 PM
1 votes:

Strategeryz0r: Rent Party: Strategeryz0r:
/sorry, had a hell of a weekend. And not in a good way.
//been living wherever I can for the last 3 days
///Divorce time :( :(

It's gonna get worse before it gets better, but it does get better.

How much worse can it get? I already had the call the cops on her because she was refusing to let me into my own house to gather some clothes and essentials for me to survive, all the while threatening to shoot me if I tried to get inside.

/serious
//no, really...


It will get worse when the lawyers get involved, and she tells the judge that she had to do that because you were acting in a threatening manner, and she feels that you're a danger to her and the kids (if there's kids). It will get worse when you end up paying her to live in the house. It will get worse when Bobby the Bad Boy Biker Boyfriend shacks up in your house, that as mentioned, you are paying her to live in. It will get worse when she maxes out all of her credit cards and then insists you pay for them. It will get worse in all kinds of creative ways you can't even imagine yet.

But it will get better. So hang on.
2012-04-09 04:48:11 PM
1 votes:
Drawing the line: Jennifer Love Hewitt says she would have refused her role on The Client List if it required her to go nude

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2012-04-09 04:10:24 PM
1 votes:
Maybe I just missed her super heyday but I've never really gotten the huge adoration for her.

She's attractive, but not 11/10 like everyone seems to think. She's just kinda average hot?
2012-04-09 03:55:57 PM
1 votes:

Jake Havechek: Rent Party: Colour_out_of_Space: S
Lingerie is for women. It's to help make them feel sexy. Even if it's not a turn on for you, pretend it is when the opportunity arises..

My wife does the lingerie and it's cool. But she's still confused as to why I get all excited when she's running around the house in a t-shirt and panties.

Having said that, Hewitt ain't that great. She's a solid 7.

What's your wife, a 5?


She is an 11. Hewitt has nice tits, a weird face, and a fat ass. There are, right now, a small army of much hotter women in Hollywood, and your town, too.
2012-04-09 02:23:02 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sybarite: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.

[islamwatch2010.files.wordpress.com image 640x407]



Yikes! This is what I imagine Khloe Kardashian's tatas look like.
2012-04-09 01:24:52 PM
1 votes:

advex101: You usually hear that from women when they start to show the effects of gravity.


Believe it or not, there are many women who don't want to show their naked bodies to millions of wanking strangers, no matter how good they look. And they don't really care if you disapprove, either.
2012-04-09 12:43:09 PM
1 votes:
She should pose naked before her ass gets titanic again
2012-04-09 12:33:19 PM
1 votes:
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2012-04-09 12:30:03 PM
1 votes:
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2012-04-09 12:09:16 PM
1 votes:
I agree with her 100%.
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2012-04-09 12:06:12 PM
1 votes:

King Something: Agree with her on this.

There's more to "sexy" than just being naked. That's the idea behind slingshot bikinis and almost-but-not-quite-completely see-through lingerie.


There is a name for this phenomenon: Theiss Titillation Theory (new window).

/TVTropes
2012-04-09 11:50:41 AM
1 votes:
I question whether there are millions of Farkers.
2012-04-09 09:12:55 AM
1 votes:

colinspooky: No, she's right. Anyone who disagrees MAY be confusing sexy with lust.


This...

Nothing quite like getting all lewd-n-nasty for the first time with a woman you knew was attractive, but until the big reveal you didn't have quite the indication that...well, wow...

Showing too much skin right off the bat takes all the fun out of it.
2012-04-09 08:47:50 AM
1 votes:
Oh lord, let this show tank so she resorts to posing nude.
 
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