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2012-04-09 08:17:53 PM

HempHead: n madgonad: In the last 24 years the only woman to win best actress at the Oscars that has NOT appeared nude at one time or another in a film is Cher.

What movies did Natalie Portman and Reese Witherspoon get nakey in ???


Natalie - Hotel Chevalier and Closer
Reese - Twilight (not the sparkly vampire one)
 
2012-04-09 08:22:06 PM

madgonad: Strategeryz0r: And that means leveraging everything from keeping her from the emergency dental surgery she needs by removing her from my insurance, to using the fact her car is completely under my name to my advantage

Divorces are handled by judges, not juries. I don't think you thought this all the way through.


I'm not looking for a jury to take my side man. I'm looking for her to help me do this the easy way. In Idaho you can just split things up between the two of you, and then get a default judgement. Which is what I want. If she wants to take it to court, involve lawyers, and fight it out, then I'm going to strip her of everything I provide her. She can work with me, or against me. Work with me, life gets easier. Work against me, I make life hell. It's her choice.
 
2012-04-09 08:22:35 PM
Woman knows how to rock FM shoes.
 
2012-04-09 08:32:09 PM
In before some asshole posts "that" pic. You know it's coming, it always does.
 
2012-04-09 08:34:24 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: In before some asshole posts "that" pic. You know it's coming, it always does.


The screencap from the Barbie Basic Workout video when she was 10?
 
2012-04-09 08:41:20 PM

chuckufarlie: Soup4Bonnie: Barry McCackiner: Sexy is spreading eagle with a wide open mouth ready to go.

Ladies must be beating down your door.

to get out?? Yes, I am sure that they are!


i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 08:47:04 PM
from the last JLH thread...


i515.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 09:27:00 PM
I would do a poo on her chest if she asked me to.
 
2012-04-09 09:51:18 PM

Ed Finnerty: I would do a poo on her chest if she asked me to.


Ah, romance.

/You haz it.
 
2012-04-09 09:59:26 PM

Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


No shiat. WTF? Really? REALLY?
 
2012-04-09 10:08:58 PM

keepitcherry: Some guy in this thread really just said his wife was an 11 and that JLH is not that hot. Thanks man, funniest shiat I've read on the internet today.


Any girl that farks me is an 11. My girlfriend is a 15.
 
2012-04-09 10:09:42 PM
Shame on you guys for turning a JLH thread into a discussion about divorce.

/thread needs moar pics or JLH in lingerie
 
2012-04-09 10:12:17 PM

Cosmoboy: keepitcherry: Some guy in this thread really just said his wife was an 11 and that JLH is not that hot. Thanks man, funniest shiat I've read on the internet today.

Any girl that farks me is an 11. My girlfriend is a 15.


She is in my book too.
 
2012-04-09 10:18:19 PM
*of*
 
2012-04-09 10:27:46 PM

cig-mkr: Once you know what's in the package, don't matter how you wrap it.


Alternately, once you know what's inside, it's all about the wrapping.
 
2012-04-09 10:35:15 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Women just strip off their clothes and jump on the bed for me. Sometimes before dinner is ever over.

/It's a curse...


//then i pay them the $300 and they leave
///ftfy
 
2012-04-09 11:30:10 PM

just_intonation: HempHead: n madgonad: In the last 24 years the only woman to win best actress at the Oscars that has NOT appeared nude at one time or another in a film is Cher.

What movies did Natalie Portman and Reese Witherspoon get nakey in ???

Reese Witherspoon got naked in Twilight (1998, not the sparkly-vampiry one).

Natalie Portman got naked in Goya's Ghosts and in a short film called Hotel Chevalier.


Mrskin.com people
 
2012-04-10 12:21:41 AM

Dr J Zoidberg: Mrskin.com


Thank you!

I have a ......uh......a friend ....yeah that's it. I have a friend who would like to view that site.
 
2012-04-10 12:22:52 AM

Sybarite: I like women who just want to be buck naked as quickly as possible when sex is in the offing. Don't get me wrong, I love a good strip, but it should end in complete nudity.


Agrees:
"Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly." - Those Who Trespass by Bill O'Reilly
 
2012-04-10 12:33:42 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-10 01:55:10 AM
It really is. How many of you have jerked it to sideboob?
 
2012-04-10 02:31:53 AM

cryinoutloud: Believe it or not, there are many women who don't want to show their naked bodies to millions of wanking strangers, no matter how good they look. And they don't really care if you disapprove, either.


Bears repeating. As far as many women are concerned, if they can get through the two or three decades of 'dammit get naked RIGHT NOW' and reach the point in their lives where people no longer constantly demand to see them naked, they win. It is not to their advantage to provide five minutes of masturbation material, because after those five minutes, they are reduced as human beings and you will simply be on to the next woman you demand to see naked. There's absolutely nothing in it for them, and 'I'd give her the most disappointing X minutes of her life' isn't exactly worth their while.

Appearing in Playboy is not the pinnacle of feminine ambition, no matter how much you demand it to be.
 
2012-04-10 02:43:08 AM

Gosling: cryinoutloud: Believe it or not, there are many women who don't want to show their naked bodies to millions of wanking strangers, no matter how good they look. And they don't really care if you disapprove, either.

Bears repeating. As far as many women are concerned, if they can get through the two or three decades of 'dammit get naked RIGHT NOW' and reach the point in their lives where people no longer constantly demand to see them naked, they win. It is not to their advantage to provide five minutes of masturbation material, because after those five minutes, they are reduced as human beings and you will simply be on to the next woman you demand to see naked. There's absolutely nothing in it for them, and 'I'd give her the most disappointing X minutes of her life' isn't exactly worth their while.

Appearing in Playboy is not the pinnacle of feminine ambition, no matter how much you demand it to be.


Yet most of the women you're talking about still pose for photos where they're practically naked, i.e. covering boobs with hands or a blanket. You're saying by showing everything but a nipple they maintain some kind of dignity? Wow, nipples really are special.
 
2012-04-10 03:19:28 AM

browntimmy: Wow, nipples really are special.


Yes, they are.
 
2012-04-10 03:45:30 AM
Everyone has two nipples, how special can they be?

/everyone is precious and unique, as are the other 7,000,000,000 people on this planet.
 
2012-04-10 08:38:56 AM
I'd pee in her butt.
 
2012-04-10 08:50:37 AM
She's right.

I tend to spend my Summery days either at Wreck or Kits beach here in Vancouver. Wreck is a nude beach and Kits is not. Nekkid people on a beach aren't particularly sexy. Skin at the beach just makes sense. That noted, watching women in super sexy bikinis and the like on Kits beach is a real treat much more so than the nudes at Wreck.

Maybe that's just me.
 
2012-04-10 09:51:12 AM

cryinoutloud: advex101: You usually hear that from women when they start to show the effects of gravity.

Believe it or not, there are many women who don't want to show their naked bodies to millions of wanking strangers, no matter how good they look. And they don't really care if you disapprove, either.


This is unacceptable. She exists only to pleasure me. Strip her naked and bring her to my chambers.

/And bring a video camera so all can see.
 
2012-04-10 10:21:02 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: cig-mkr: Once you know what's in the package, don't matter how you wrap it.

Alternately, once you know what's inside, it's all about the wrapping.


But as everyone knows, it's all pink inside.
 
2012-04-10 03:14:54 PM

browntimmy: Yet most of the women you're talking about still pose for photos where they're practically naked, i.e. covering boobs with hands or a blanket. You're saying by showing everything but a nipple they maintain some kind of dignity? Wow, nipples really are special.


I never said anything of the sort. There are some who don't even get their picture taken in so much as a bikini.
 
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