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2012-04-09 12:42:13 PM  
Too late, Miss Vajazzle. Too late.
 
2012-04-09 12:42:54 PM  
Actually, the trick is to show everything, just not all at once.
 
2012-04-09 12:43:09 PM  
She should pose naked before her ass gets titanic again
 
2012-04-09 12:48:07 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


www.vh1.com

The above image was the first image on page 3 for an "ugly areolas" GIS.

Coincidence, I think not.
 
2012-04-09 12:49:00 PM  
I rather enjoyed her titanic ass.
 
2012-04-09 12:52:23 PM  
Meh. Tits or GTFO
 
2012-04-09 01:05:09 PM  
What, no one has posted that unflatting backside shot of her on the beach yet? You Farkers are slacking in your predictability.
 
2012-04-09 01:08:48 PM  
I totally agree with her. I'm more attracted to a gal in short black dress and heels, than a bikini.
 
2012-04-09 01:08:58 PM  

djZorbof: I rather enjoyed her titanic ass.


Her ass will go on.
 
2012-04-09 01:09:30 PM  
www.thebrusselsjungle.com

X 2
 
2012-04-09 01:12:08 PM  
Remember, brevity is the soul of lingerie.
 
2012-04-09 01:13:18 PM  
You usually hear that from women when they start to show the effects of gravity.
 
2012-04-09 01:17:49 PM  
Howard Stern interviews were neato.
Funny that JLH is a Playa'
 
2012-04-09 01:19:14 PM  
She has sex with the lights off, doesn't she?

sigh.....
 
2012-04-09 01:19:42 PM  

Midnight Rambler: Sybarite: King Something: Agree with her on this.

There's more to "sexy" than just being naked. That's the idea behind slingshot bikinis and almost-but-not-quite-completely see-through lingerie.


See, I've been with women who were really into the whole lingerie thing, and I honestly just find it sort of annoying. I like women who just want to be buck naked as quickly as possible when sex is in the offing. Don't get me wrong, I love a good strip, but it should end in complete nudity. Okay, maybe a piece of jewelry here or there, as long as it doesn't get in the way. I find the entire sexy underthings industry baffling.

I completely concur. I find it much sexier for a woman to go from fully clothed to pure, sweet nakedidity. I guess I'm just not into the frilly things.


Naked except for thigh high boots makes me go boing.
 
2012-04-09 01:24:52 PM  

advex101: You usually hear that from women when they start to show the effects of gravity.


Believe it or not, there are many women who don't want to show their naked bodies to millions of wanking strangers, no matter how good they look. And they don't really care if you disapprove, either.
 
2012-04-09 01:25:51 PM  
Without those high heels her legs are fat.
 
2012-04-09 01:27:40 PM  
Is it a coincidence that her career peaked before her looks tanked?
 
2012-04-09 01:31:21 PM  

chopit: Naked except for thigh high boots makes me go boing.


This. Thigh-highs - always good.
 
2012-04-09 01:32:28 PM  
Can't listen to the stern interview at work...is she a prude or a freak?
 
2012-04-09 01:34:32 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Without those high heels her legs are fat.


And without the internet, you're hideous.


/I don't know that you're hideous, just making a point.
 
2012-04-09 01:38:14 PM  

Detinwolf: chopit: Naked except for thigh high boots makes me go boing.

This. Thigh-highs - always good.


I like the cuts of your jibs.

Legs deep in the boots.
Boots all up on the heel.
Yes, the kind that make a certain type of fetishist squeal.
 
2012-04-09 01:44:40 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman



I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.
 
2012-04-09 01:49:32 PM  

Sybarite: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.


islamwatch2010.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-09 01:53:16 PM  

WienerButt: Can't listen to the stern interview at work...is she a prude or a freak?


She's a boy-eater. Dates around, plays games, gives numerous guys she's farking the same very special ring from "Tiffany&Co." This guy in the interview sounds like a cretin, too.
 
2012-04-09 01:54:57 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sybarite: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.

[islamwatch2010.files.wordpress.com image 640x407]


WTF?? Now I have to go back to the short skirt thread to get that out of my head.
 
2012-04-09 01:55:12 PM  

Sybarite: I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.




My gf in HS had a subscription to the then-new magazine "Sassy" which was aimed at 15-21 year old gals.

I am one of those people who MUST read on the can, Like, I'll read a shampoo bottle if I can't have regular reading material.

Anyway, I'll never forget where some chic wrote in and asked "What do I do about nipple hair?" Having only had maybe 3 girls at that point, I had not encountered it, and didn't know it was an issue. Kinda freaked me out.

Of course, all these years later, as I approach 40, I've come across a lil nipple hair on a gal or three. No big deal, but yeah, kinda odd. Its one of those things you don't find out about until you're "in the moment", so you kinda have to let it go, and not let it be a deal breaker.

Bear in mind, there about a hundred things about your hairy sweaty stinky man existence that she overlooks.

And as far as the subject of TFA is concerned, angry god, love to disappoint, etc.
 
2012-04-09 02:00:15 PM  

Glenford: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sybarite: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.



Yes, my first girlfriend (whom I saw and cavorted with sans clothing) had this situation. Also, her ass cheeks were hairier than mine.

When I got the next girlfriend, I was able to fully enjoy a silky smooth ass and hairless nipples. Oh, what I had been missing!
 
2012-04-09 02:00:43 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sybarite: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.

[islamwatch2010.files.wordpress.com image 640x407]


No hairy boobs story. A very hot co ed in Austin...met her at a pool party, and she looked realy good in a two piece bikini. But even drunk, I noticed she had a hairy ass.

Same as above, she was trimmed and had no overly body hair anywhere else...just, on her ass. I did search her body for more wolfman-like patches of fur, she probably thought I was so into her body (it was very nice, sans butt hair).

I ran into her a few more times b/c of mutual friends, but I just couldn't bring myself, even uber drunk, to hit it again. I was weirded out.

/yeah right, I so hit that again
 
2012-04-09 02:01:33 PM  

Embden.Meyerhof: Glenford: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sybarite: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.


Yes, my first girlfriend (whom I saw and cavorted with sans clothing) had this situation. Also, her ass cheeks were hairier than mine.

When I got the next girlfriend, I was able to fully enjoy a silky smooth ass and hairless nipples. Oh, what I had been missing!


hairy-girl-ass simulpost.
 
2012-04-09 02:06:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman



It can be a distraction (NSFW)


Nothing distracting about pepperonis
 
2012-04-09 02:08:18 PM  

Glenford: short skirt thread


Thank you!
 
2012-04-09 02:11:01 PM  

23FPB23: Sybarite: I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.



My gf in HS had a subscription to the then-new magazine "Sassy" which was aimed at 15-21 year old gals.

I am one of those people who MUST read on the can, Like, I'll read a shampoo bottle if I can't have regular reading material.

Anyway, I'll never forget where some chic wrote in and asked "What do I do about nipple hair?" Having only had maybe 3 girls at that point, I had not encountered it, and didn't know it was an issue. Kinda freaked me out.

Of course, all these years later, as I approach 40, I've come across a lil nipple hair on a gal or three. No big deal, but yeah, kinda odd. Its one of those things you don't find out about until you're "in the moment", so you kinda have to let it go, and not let it be a deal breaker.

Bear in mind, there about a hundred things about your hairy sweaty stinky man existence that she overlooks.

And as far as the subject of TFA is concerned, angry god, love to disappoint, etc.


I had a GF in college that had one hair on her breast that was like an inch and a half long. I concentrated on the other. In any case it was eerily reminiscent of a documentary I saw on Guinea Worm Disease *shudder*
 
2012-04-09 02:23:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sybarite: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.

[islamwatch2010.files.wordpress.com image 640x407]



Yikes! This is what I imagine Khloe Kardashian's tatas look like.
 
2012-04-09 02:29:18 PM  
I totally agree with her...Besides it's really fun to unwrap your gift.
 
2012-04-09 02:30:03 PM  
i8.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 02:32:42 PM  

Apos: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sybarite: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman


I have to admit, it freaked me out the one time I encountered hairy aureolas on a girl. I still hit it, but I did not call her again. Funny thing was, her legs and pits were shaven and her bush was either neatly trimmed or just naturally sparse.

[islamwatch2010.files.wordpress.com image 640x407]


Yikes! This is what I imagine Khloe Kardashian's tatas look like.


Surprisingly they aren't THAT big...NSFW
 
2012-04-09 03:18:22 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: S
Lingerie is for women. It's to help make them feel sexy. Even if it's not a turn on for you, pretend it is when the opportunity arises..


My wife does the lingerie and it's cool. But she's still confused as to why I get all excited when she's running around the house in a t-shirt and panties.

Having said that, Hewitt ain't that great. She's a solid 7.
 
2012-04-09 03:20:53 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: WienerButt: Can't listen to the stern interview at work...is she a prude or a freak?

She's a boy-eater. Dates around, plays games, gives numerous guys she's farking the same very special ring from "Tiffany&Co." This guy in the interview sounds like a cretin, too.


Ha! So she treats guys the way that plenty of actors treat the women in their lives. Good.
 
2012-04-09 03:23:18 PM  

Rent Party: Colour_out_of_Space: S
Lingerie is for women. It's to help make them feel sexy. Even if it's not a turn on for you, pretend it is when the opportunity arises..

My wife does the lingerie and it's cool. But she's still confused as to why I get all excited when she's running around the house in a t-shirt and panties.

Having said that, Hewitt ain't that great. She's a solid 7.


What's your wife, a 5?
 
2012-04-09 03:25:28 PM  

Heron: HotIgneous Intruder: WienerButt: Can't listen to the stern interview at work...is she a prude or a freak?

She's a boy-eater. Dates around, plays games, gives numerous guys she's farking the same very special ring from "Tiffany&Co." This guy in the interview sounds like a cretin, too.

Ha! So she treats guys the way that plenty of actors treat the women in their lives. Good.


She can use my body as much she wishes and should expect nothing but praise and affection from me.
 
2012-04-09 03:28:57 PM  

Rent Party: Colour_out_of_Space: S
Lingerie is for women. It's to help make them feel sexy. Even if it's not a turn on for you, pretend it is when the opportunity arises..

My wife does the lingerie and it's cool. But she's still confused as to why I get all excited when she's running around the house in a t-shirt and panties.

Having said that, Hewitt ain't that great. She's a solid 7.


i48.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 03:29:33 PM  

Rent Party: Colour_out_of_Space: S
Lingerie is for women. It's to help make them feel sexy. Even if it's not a turn on for you, pretend it is when the opportunity arises..

My wife does the lingerie and it's cool. But she's still confused as to why I get all excited when she's running around the house in a t-shirt and panties.


I love when she does that too. Tell her I said hello.
 
2012-04-09 03:43:58 PM  
FATASS McTubbs.
 
2012-04-09 03:46:01 PM  

Jake Havechek: Rent Party: Colour_out_of_Space: S
Lingerie is for women. It's to help make them feel sexy. Even if it's not a turn on for you, pretend it is when the opportunity arises..

My wife does the lingerie and it's cool. But she's still confused as to why I get all excited when she's running around the house in a t-shirt and panties.

Having said that, Hewitt ain't that great. She's a solid 7.

What's your wife, a 5?


Rent Party's wife is way better than a 5 when she's running in just a t-shirt and panties.
 
2012-04-09 03:48:23 PM  
I can literally see the truth in her statement.

images2.fanpop.com
 
2012-04-09 03:54:24 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Kurmudgeon: Sgygus: Some women have ugly areolas.

This does not compute. There are actually guys who'll turn down a girl if the area around her nipple is not to their specifications?
/paging studman



It can be a distraction (NSFW)


Are those slices of baloney?
 
2012-04-09 03:55:57 PM  

Jake Havechek: Rent Party: Colour_out_of_Space: S
Lingerie is for women. It's to help make them feel sexy. Even if it's not a turn on for you, pretend it is when the opportunity arises..

My wife does the lingerie and it's cool. But she's still confused as to why I get all excited when she's running around the house in a t-shirt and panties.

Having said that, Hewitt ain't that great. She's a solid 7.

What's your wife, a 5?


She is an 11. Hewitt has nice tits, a weird face, and a fat ass. There are, right now, a small army of much hotter women in Hollywood, and your town, too.
 
2012-04-09 03:56:19 PM  
The good news is she is a real woman, wearing high heels while playing tennis and all.

images2.fanpop.com
 
2012-04-09 03:59:11 PM  

hinten: The good news is she is a real woman, wearing high heels while playing tennis and all.

[images2.fanpop.com image 586x1100]


Aside from the ill-advised footwear,I see nothing that I can't work with.
 
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