FARK.com: (7039691) The Three Stooges are hosting WWE Monday Night Raw, because that's the best way to follow up the return of Brock Lesnar. Hopefully, Bret Hart will smack Will Sasso around again and tell him to quit pretending to be Curly. 9 PM on USA

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		The Three Stooges are hosting WWE Monday Night Raw, because that's the best way to follow up the return of Brock Lesnar. Hopefully, Bret Hart will smack Will Sasso around again and tell him to quit pretending to be Curly. 9 PM on USA (examiner.com)		1687
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jely		2012-04-09 10:57:15 PM

what better way to show support for the Wounded Warriors than some upper deck seats?

Smiths		2012-04-09 10:57:18 PM

sign says Anti Cena Fan

what does that mean?

A fan of people who don't like Cena?

A hater of fans who like Cena?

Vince Russo		2012-04-09 10:57:18 PM

Wounded Warriors, yuck. No wonder why everyone's depressed.

Earguy		2012-04-09 10:57:33 PM

Jobber match!

Mortificial		2012-04-09 10:57:46 PM

Match is just now starting at 10:58, so the Lesnar run-in should be pretty quick.

Master P but not that one		2012-04-09 10:57:52 PM

They keep showing the shot from Lesnar, but how is that good for business? Guys get hit with chairs or Big Show punches people square in the face yet they have no marks?

Cena gets a short right hand and he's busted up and everybody has to talk about it.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-09 10:58:09 PM

TheManofPA: Pat Patterson tomorrow....this thread is going to well, have fun

Praise Cheesus better be in the thread ready to tell us what Patterson had for breakfast on April 10, 1976. Because I will be hanging on every word.

silgryphon		2012-04-09 10:58:13 PM

FWO IS COMING

9beers		2012-04-09 10:58:14 PM

Cena does have a fat lip.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-04-09 10:58:25 PM

HOLY shiat!

I BET YOU THE CROWD HAS BEEN THIS LOUD ALL NIGHT!

fark YOU VINCE! fark YOU WITH A farkING PITCHFORK!

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU DC!

SharkTrager		2012-04-09 10:58:28 PM

See, were this real, and I were Cena, I would have slid all the way across the ring, come out the other side and beat the shiat out of Ace.

TheManofPA		2012-04-09 10:58:28 PM

Hey, they turned back the volume. Odd at the noise because NO ONE AT RINGSIDE IS MOVING THEIR MOUTHS. I see like 4 people on camera cheering

Master P but not that one		2012-04-09 10:58:31 PM

"This crowd in a frenzy"

As the people in the background sit silently.

jrodtheterrible		2012-04-09 10:58:45 PM

Way to snuff out the Daniel Brian momentum, Vince. This is like Ronald McDonald preparing a tasty cheeseburger in front of us, then handcuffing it, strangling it, raping it and buring it in his crawl space.

MagSeven		2012-04-09 10:58:54 PM

LOL. Cena has to wipe off the essence of Otunga.

Mortificial		2012-04-09 10:58:54 PM

Cena rubbing the oil off of face. lol

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-09 10:58:59 PM

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Pat Patterson tomorrow....this thread is going to well, have fun

Praise Cheesus better be in the thread ready to tell us what Patterson had for breakfast on April 10, 1976. Because I will be hanging on every word.

If only Auntie Cheesus had been here for the thread... it would have made RAW more tolerable.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-04-09 10:59:01 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: HOLY shiat!

I BET YOU THE CROWD HAS BEEN THIS LOUD ALL NIGHT!

fark YOU VINCE! fark YOU WITH A farkING PITCHFORK!

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU DC!

Sorry. My inner mark took control.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-04-09 10:59:14 PM

farking Marks.

Only John gets you going. I understand the love for John.

NOBODY ELSE GETS YOU GOING?!

Smiths		2012-04-09 10:59:20 PM

wow.

piping in the farking Cena Sucks chants?

really?

like we're to believe this crappy crowd "came alive" now?

jesus christ Vince, we get it. you hated that last week shat on your ideas and direction.

but seriously, i hope these fans go home, see the recording of this show and go "we didn't say any of that stuff!!!!"

and you keep this crap up week after week as more and more people realize you're not even allowing their live experience to be validated.

robsul82		2012-04-09 11:00:10 PM

Was THAT a YES! chant?

TheManofPA		2012-04-09 11:00:16 PM

You know, Chicago should just turn on every single match at Extreme Rules. They shown they can do it, but could they do it all night long?

SharkTrager		2012-04-09 11:00:21 PM

Notice the crowd is looking for Lesnar and not watching the match.

slamjack		2012-04-09 11:00:22 PM

Smiths: wow.

piping in the farking Cena Sucks chants?

really?

like we're to believe this crappy crowd "came alive" now?

jesus christ Vince, we get it. you hated that last week shat on your ideas and direction.

but seriously, i hope these fans go home, see the recording of this show and go "we didn't say any of that stuff!!!!"

and you keep this crap up week after week as more and more people realize you're not even allowing their live experience to be validated.

Seriously, the entire front 10 rows, are sitting on their asses not moving at all.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-09 11:00:40 PM

It's odd, I see fans hooting and hollering and clapping hands and the audio isn't matching up..

And i just heard the bass from some "Yes yes yes yes" chants

They are actively farkiing with the audio

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-04-09 11:00:59 PM

TheManofPA: You know, Chicago should just turn on every single match at Extreme Rules. They shown they can do it, but could they do it all night long?

That would be lovely.

robsul82		2012-04-09 11:01:03 PM

FRUITY PEBBLES chant, but who knows if they're actually saying it.

SharkTrager		2012-04-09 11:01:03 PM

Blood is back.

Smiths		2012-04-09 11:01:17 PM

robsul82: Was THAT a YES! chant?

yep. and it was muted.

fruity pebbles chant though is coming through cuz that's "safe"

nyrkah1		2012-04-09 11:01:39 PM

"I thought this was gonna be a fun night tonight."

You and me both, King. You and me both.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-04-09 11:01:41 PM

robsul82: FRUITY PEBBLES chant, but who knows if they're actually saying it.

About 0.6%. The crowd only chants that when The Rock gets them to.

Mortificial		2012-04-09 11:01:47 PM

Dougie AXP: It's odd, I see fans hooting and hollering and clapping hands and the audio isn't matching up..

And i just heard the bass from some "Yes yes yes yes" chants

They are actively farkiing with the audio

I think this crowd is better than we've given credit for just because WWE wants to drown out the YES! chants.

TheManofPA		2012-04-09 11:01:47 PM

Wait, you were expecting a fun night BECAUSE the stooges were here. Obviously we have different ideas of fun

Captain Steroid		2012-04-09 11:01:48 PM

slamjack: Smiths: wow.

piping in the farking Cena Sucks chants?

really?

like we're to believe this crappy crowd "came alive" now?

jesus christ Vince, we get it. you hated that last week shat on your ideas and direction.

but seriously, i hope these fans go home, see the recording of this show and go "we didn't say any of that stuff!!!!"

and you keep this crap up week after week as more and more people realize you're not even allowing their live experience to be validated.

Seriously, the entire front 10 rows, are sitting on their asses not moving at all.

imageshack.us

Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-09 11:01:55 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: farking Marks.

Only John gets you going. I understand the love for John.

NOBODY ELSE GETS YOU GOING?!

I refuse to believe those chants aren't piped in

silgryphon		2012-04-09 11:02:00 PM

Otunga must think he's in a body building contest

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-09 11:02:30 PM

Smiths: wow.

piping in the farking Cena Sucks chants?

really?

like we're to believe this crappy crowd "came alive" now?

jesus christ Vince, we get it. you hated that last week shat on your ideas and direction.

but seriously, i hope these fans go home, see the recording of this show and go "we didn't say any of that stuff!!!!"

and you keep this crap up week after week as more and more people realize you're not even allowing their live experience to be validated.

Eventually, Vince is going to hold RAW in a studio with a salmon pink curtain...

www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com

Smiths		2012-04-09 11:02:39 PM

seriously last time we saw crowd noise this actively manipulated was WCW near the end.

eddievercetti		2012-04-09 11:02:45 PM

STFU?

Captain Steroid		2012-04-09 11:02:54 PM

Cena wins!

Mortificial		2012-04-09 11:03:02 PM

Oh look, it's Lesnar. surprise.jpg

nyrkah1		2012-04-09 11:03:10 PM

Lesnar in 3...2.. oh nevermind there he is.

slamjack		2012-04-09 11:03:10 PM

What farking crowd in the past year has said "You Can't See Me" with Cena?

TheManofPA		2012-04-09 11:03:11 PM

Hey guys, remember last week when Johnny Ace was going to make Punk pay and focus on destroying him.

Of course we are going to do a Cena story against Ace instead, because CENA IS THE HERO

verbaltoxin		2012-04-09 11:03:14 PM

silgryphon: Otunga must think he's in a body building contest

Those are the only actual moves he knows.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-04-09 11:03:21 PM

Captain Steroid: Cena wins!

I can hear the real cheers over the piped-in boos.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-09 11:03:26 PM

Captain Steroid: slamjack: Smiths: wow.

piping in the farking Cena Sucks chants?

really?

like we're to believe this crappy crowd "came alive" now?

jesus christ Vince, we get it. you hated that last week shat on your ideas and direction.

but seriously, i hope these fans go home, see the recording of this show and go "we didn't say any of that stuff!!!!"

and you keep this crap up week after week as more and more people realize you're not even allowing their live experience to be validated.

Seriously, the entire front 10 rows, are sitting on their asses not moving at all.

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jrodtheterrible		2012-04-09 11:03:26 PM

They should end this show with the 3 Stooges being inducted in the 2013 hall of fame class.

desertgeek		2012-04-09 11:03:32 PM

This show was so damn promising... and Vince ruined it. When the ratings are the worst they've been since football season, I hope someone in Stanford, CT looks him in the eye and says "this is on your pathetic ass, you senile bastard."