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2012-04-09 08:28:07 PM

hobblekitty: [i107.photobucket.com image 611x468]


He should team with Ryder to form the most awkward tag team ever
 
2012-04-09 08:28:52 PM

I Said: hobblekitty:

Looks like the drama llama
[fc08.deviantart.net image 82x153]
Followed you here

/someone actually has a page of these llama wwe stars: Link (new window)


No not really, the discussion was heated but it was amusing more than anything else. It was more like a "challenge accepted" thing when he said he was gonna tell on me, LOL! Besides if I am arguing with someone about wrestling what better place to go to get an unbiased opinion than the fWc? I might get 50 different answers but I'll know which way the wind is blowing. :-)
 
2012-04-09 08:28:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [i6.photobucket.com image 416x799]


i1122.photobucket.com

for you, Firstnationalbastard

wear it proud, pansy.
 
2012-04-09 08:29:04 PM
Honky Tonk Man explains why he didn't drop the IC title to Randy Savage -

"It wasn't really about dropping the title. I was talking to my friend, "Rock N' Roll" Buck Zumhofe from the old AWA days, who I was on tour with all this past week up in Northern Minnesota and Wisconsin. It wasn't the fact of losing the belt or anything of that nature. I had a deal with WWE and Vince, a handshake deal. There were no contracts back then. 'I'll do anything you want if you give me an opportunity. If I do good, pay me. If I don't do good, I'll pack my bags and move down the highway.' All I said was, 'Treat me good on TV. Take care of me on television.' Back in the old days, us old guys always believed that if they destroy you on television, you're pretty much destroyed. So, when they mentioned the destruction of the Honky Tonk Man on television and going with 'Macho Man' -- you know, in reality, if 'Macho Man' was still around today and with us at a roundtable. It did his career better than mine because he became world champion as opposed to being the Intercontinental champion again. For that reason, Ted DiBiase -- who still has a little animosity towards me though not a lot -- Ted never got to be world champion because Ted was going to be world champion. This particular television show had 35 million people watching. That particular Main Event had 35 million people. You got to remember; Turner had a lot of money and Turner was trying to make a run at Vince. I said, 'No. I'm not going to do this on television. You want to do it, I'll do it anywhere else. I'm not doing it in front of 35 million people.' I had to protect my business, too. My business, of course, was the Honky Tonk Man because I could have taken it to Turner. I did make a call to Turner and they said, 'Absolutely not. Do not do that on television if you want to come down here with us.' We had a meeting set and down and then I ended up staying with WWE which was probably not the best move of my life because, after that, they never trusted me again."

i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 08:29:37 PM

Tenor Reaper: Hey guys! Greeting from Boston! Pax East was amazing, and I'm killing time until the hotel realizes I'm just killing time in the lobby.

I won't be able to keep up with the thread as the in-room rate for wifi is ridiculously high. (TOO DAMN HIGH, one might say) so I may retire upstairs to catch it on the teevee and write my thoughts down for later.

Also, for the Farker who did ask to say hey to the Ghostbuster with the Kitty proton pack, I tried but people were taking pictures.

/and no, Christoforo didn't show up, he got trolled by PA pretty hard


Was supposed to go to PAX East this year, goddamned budgets! The only decent industry conference in the north east.
 
2012-04-09 08:30:36 PM
I'm confused. If Punk is too small to go up against a 'beast' like Lesnar, why did they go with months of D-Bry, who's not exactly a giant himself, going up against Big show and Mark Henry? Surely it's the same thing?

And I'm pretty sure that helped get Bryan and Henry over

/YES! YES! YES! YES!
 
2012-04-09 08:30:38 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: eddievercetti: WHAT?

YES!!!!


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-04-09 08:30:38 PM
So I was on the stranger side of youtube the other night and I was looking at zit, cyst, gross videos. After a couple of videos there in the upper right corner was a Randy Orton video. Coincidence?
 
2012-04-09 08:31:29 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 08:31:32 PM

I Said: Tenor Reaper: Hey guys! Greeting from Boston! Pax East was amazing, and I'm killing time until the hotel realizes I'm just killing time in the lobby.

I won't be able to keep up with the thread as the in-room rate for wifi is ridiculously high. (TOO DAMN HIGH, one might say) so I may retire upstairs to catch it on the teevee and write my thoughts down for later.

Also, for the Farker who did ask to say hey to the Ghostbuster with the Kitty proton pack, I tried but people were taking pictures.

/and no, Christoforo didn't show up, he got trolled by PA pretty hard

Was supposed to go to PAX East this year, goddamned budgets! The only decent industry conference in the north east.


Aww! The world is a cruel mistress.
 
2012-04-09 08:32:06 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Uh oh, now the Undertaker is pissed off about how someone looks backstage...

CM Punk has been mentioned as a potential opponent for Brock Lesnar but there is concern among WWE officials as to whether it would be an equal match-up due to their difference in size. Lesnar is seen as a "beast" whereas Punk is considered relatively skinny for a top level WWE Superstar. Furthermore, management wants Lesnar's programs to be box office bonanzas and Punk is seen at best fifth in the pecking order, behind The Rock, John Cena, Triple H and Undertaker. There is also concern over Punk's appearance backstage; he has been described as walking around looking like he just walked out of a car accident. Officials notice this as he often walks around backstage with a heat pack or an ice pack in tow and generally looks beaten and battered.

Maybe he looks beaten and battered because he's taking harder bumps than most guys in the back right now?


...as well as not taking pain pills like the rest of the WWE superstars.
 
2012-04-09 08:32:48 PM
Hey Tenor, did you get con crud? A buddy of mine went to PAX east and he's been sick as a dog for the last 2 days.
 
2012-04-09 08:33:10 PM

LucklessWonder: I'm confused. If Punk is too small to go up against a 'beast' like Lesnar, why did they go with months of D-Bry, who's not exactly a giant himself, going up against Big show and Mark Henry? Surely it's the same thing?

And I'm pretty sure that helped get Bryan and Henry over

/YES! YES! YES! YES!


He was doing that on Smackdown, which is on the same level as the crap on the bottom of Vince's Italian loafers.
 
2012-04-09 08:33:35 PM

Smiths: hobblekitty: So, what say you fWc. I am henceforth forever branded a snob, or am I just speaking the truth?

P$ can't even draw anything in "Draw Something".

That's my stance.

Still fun to play with him though. others here should all join in the fun!

Oh and Raw in DC i had a dream that Mrs and I went and it was just beyond god awful. To the point it had a topless diva kissing another diva and no one in the crowd even reacted.

So I'm scared.

Really hoping the YES follows tonight... but after seeing that little behind the scenes tidbit of "Internally, they think it will pass in two weeks" makes me think they really are just going to ignore DBDs existence as much as possible.

Because the fans should be punished for going against what Vince wants, dammit.

Sharks in 6.


I would play too but I haven't got the appropriate "iThing" to do so. P$ can't draw because he has massive sausage fingers and an itty bitty screen. Although, I will say you can't draw either Smiths, it took you two tries to draw "parents" and the first mom looked like she was projectile vomiting what I think was supposed to be her hair. LOL
 
2012-04-09 08:34:53 PM
I'm ready for this night!!!! Tonight is the night i win the 1004!!! My boyhood dream will come true!!!



/and if the Bellas are getting shiatcanned they better feed them to Kharma first dammit!!!

/she's probably hungry
 
2012-04-09 08:35:41 PM

The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions: [i6.photobucket.com image 468x100]


I AM THE TRUE CHAMPION!!! GO AHEAD VINCE TRY TO REWRITE HISTORY!!! THE PEOPLE AT MSG KNOW!!!

I SHOULD BE CELEBRATED LIKE DIESEL PINNING BOB BACKLUND AT MSG! NOT IGNORED LIKE BRET HART WHEN HE BEAT RIC FLAIR IN SASKATOON!

5020 FOR LIFE!
 
2012-04-09 08:35:46 PM

Tenor Reaper: Aww! The world is a cruel mistress.


Putting together the schedule for the rest of the year now. The good: I get to pick which shows I want to go to before anyone else. The bad: GDC and PAX East already happened, so it's a lot of 2nd rate shows with few diamonds left.
 
2012-04-09 08:35:59 PM

Morrius: Hey Tenor, did you get con crud? A buddy of mine went to PAX east and he's been sick as a dog for the last 2 days.


Knock on wood, it's been a day since the con ended (I went all three days) and I'm all right! Tired, but not sick. I've been strict on myself and been going to bed relatively on time and earlier than my enforcer friends, so I think that's helped.
 
2012-04-09 08:36:05 PM

eagles95: I'm ready for this night!!!! Tonight is the night i win the 1004!!! My boyhood dream will come true!!!



/and if the Bellas are getting shiatcanned they better feed them to Kharma first dammit!!!

/she's probably hungry


And to think I was going to use that line if I got 1004
 
2012-04-09 08:36:31 PM

robsul82: LucklessWonder: I'm confused. If Punk is too small to go up against a 'beast' like Lesnar, why did they go with months of D-Bry, who's not exactly a giant himself, going up against Big show and Mark Henry? Surely it's the same thing?

And I'm pretty sure that helped get Bryan and Henry over

/YES! YES! YES! YES!

He was doing that on Smackdown, which is on the same level as the crap on the bottom of Vince's Italian loafers.


Not just Smackdown. I don't watch that show but saw it on a whole bundle of non 'Big 4' PPVs and the occasional RAW 'super' show

/Also, I have draw something on my Kindle Fire, and I absolutely suck at it. I can not draw a damn thing.
 
2012-04-09 08:36:47 PM
You know a Irish heel turn would be great. They could have him rant about how he worked so hard to become champ and yet the people love DB because he's a "technical" wrestler. Just have him go off with all of Vince's views and talk about how it isn't fair that people hate him for being HHH's workout pal and that he's a big guy so obviously he must not be good. Then have him mock the crowd by detailing how he beat their wrestling savior in 18 seconds. Vince gets to mock the smarks, Irish has a new gimmick and doesn't get hurt by this and DB gets a shot at a face run
 
2012-04-09 08:37:08 PM

I Said: Tenor Reaper: Aww! The world is a cruel mistress.

Putting together the schedule for the rest of the year now. The good: I get to pick which shows I want to go to before anyone else. The bad: GDC and PAX East already happened, so it's a lot of 2nd rate shows with few diamonds left.


There's Pax Prime in Seattle in August? I believe the early registration opens a month or so after East. Don't quote me on that, though.
 
2012-04-09 08:37:18 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions: [i6.photobucket.com image 468x100]

I AM THE TRUE CHAMPION!!! GO AHEAD VINCE TRY TO REWRITE HISTORY!!! THE PEOPLE AT MSG KNOW!!!

I SHOULD BE CELEBRATED LIKE DIESEL PINNING BOB BACKLUND AT MSG! NOT IGNORED LIKE BRET HART WHEN HE BEAT RIC FLAIR IN SASKATOON!

5020 FOR LIFE!


Yeah, and slamjack's name hasn't been corrected either.

Deal with it.
 
2012-04-09 08:38:07 PM
If anyone cares. ODB and Eric Young get married inside a steel cage this week on impact
 
2012-04-09 08:38:12 PM

TheManofPA: You know a Irish heel turn would be great. They could have him rant about how he worked so hard to become champ and yet the people love DB because he's a "technical" wrestler. Just have him go off with all of Vince's views and talk about how it isn't fair that people hate him for being HHH's workout pal and that he's a big guy so obviously he must not be good. Then have him mock the crowd by detailing how he beat their wrestling savior in 18 seconds. Vince gets to mock the smarks, Irish has a new gimmick and doesn't get hurt by this and DB gets a shot at a face run


An Irish heel turn?

What, is he going to swear off alcohol, promise to get a tan, and hail the Queen?
 
2012-04-09 08:38:28 PM

hobblekitty: Although, I will say you can't draw either Smiths, it took you two tries to draw "parents" and the first mom looked like she was projectile vomiting what I think was supposed to be her hair. LOL


yeah. 3.2" screen and thumbs don't make for connecting lines. AT LEAST I DRAW AND DON'T WRITE OUT:

MOO GIRL
 
2012-04-09 08:39:38 PM

LucklessWonder: /Also, I have draw something on my Kindle Fire, and I absolutely suck at it. I can not draw a damn thing.


Who cares. I'm drunk half the time and don't have contacts in. It's fun.

SmithsDS. look it up by username and start the shiat.
 
2012-04-09 08:39:58 PM

eagles95: I'm ready for this night!!!! Tonight is the night i win the 1004!!! My boyhood dream will come true!!!



/and if the Bellas are getting shiatcanned they better feed them to Kharma first dammit!!!

/she's probably hungry


As the reigning LMS from last week's RAW thread, I'm afraid I will have to disagree.
/My turn
 
2012-04-09 08:40:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions: [i6.photobucket.com image 468x100]

I AM THE TRUE CHAMPION!!! GO AHEAD VINCE TRY TO REWRITE HISTORY!!! THE PEOPLE AT MSG KNOW!!!

I SHOULD BE CELEBRATED LIKE DIESEL PINNING BOB BACKLUND AT MSG! NOT IGNORED LIKE BRET HART WHEN HE BEAT RIC FLAIR IN SASKATOON!

5020 FOR LIFE!

Yeah, and slamjack's name hasn't been corrected either.

Deal with it.


1.bp.blogspot.com

What did you just say son? *sips beer*
 
2012-04-09 08:40:06 PM

silgryphon: If anyone cares. ODB and Eric Young get married inside a steel cage this week on impact


BAH GAWD! The most destructive, hellacious, unforgiving structure known to man! And it's going to be done in a steel cage!
 
2012-04-09 08:40:19 PM

silgryphon: If anyone cares. ODB and Eric Young get married inside a steel cage this week on impact


theres a sex tape worth watching
 
2012-04-09 08:40:20 PM

hobblekitty:
I would play too but I haven't got the appropriate "iThing" to do so. P$ can't draw because he has massive sausage fingers and an itty bitty screen. Although, I will say you can't draw either Smiths, it took you two tries to draw "parents" and the first mom looked like she was projectile vomiting what I think was supposed to be her hair. LOL


What is it about Draw Something that makes it so damn popular? And is the free version good enough?
 
2012-04-09 08:41:00 PM

LucklessWonder: Not just Smackdown. I don't watch that show but saw it on a whole bundle of non 'Big 4' PPVs and the occasional RAW 'super' show

/Also, I have draw something on my Kindle Fire, and I absolutely suck at it. I can not draw a damn thing.


Still had the stink of Smackdown all over it, lol.

TheManofPA: You know a Irish heel turn would be great. They could have him rant about how he worked so hard to become champ and yet the people love DB because he's a "technical" wrestler. Just have him go off with all of Vince's views and talk about how it isn't fair that people hate him for being HHH's workout pal and that he's a big guy so obviously he must not be good. Then have him mock the crowd by detailing how he beat their wrestling savior in 18 seconds. Vince gets to mock the smarks, Irish has a new gimmick and doesn't get hurt by this and DB gets a shot at a face run


Heh, that'd be interesting.
 
2012-04-09 08:41:09 PM

Tenor Reaper: I Said: Tenor Reaper: Aww! The world is a cruel mistress.

Putting together the schedule for the rest of the year now. The good: I get to pick which shows I want to go to before anyone else. The bad: GDC and PAX East already happened, so it's a lot of 2nd rate shows with few diamonds left.

There's Pax Prime in Seattle in August? I believe the early registration opens a month or so after East. Don't quote me on that, though.


Ah, by that point I'll likely have moved out to there.

I'm going to Casual Connect out there in July anyway, which is another Seattle gaming conference. At least I think it's in July.
 
2012-04-09 08:41:40 PM
I lasted 30 minutes before I switched it off.

WWE you suck

/A member of the 18-48 demographic
 
2012-04-09 08:42:22 PM

Thrawn: eagles95: I'm ready for this night!!!! Tonight is the night i win the 1004!!! My boyhood dream will come true!!!



/and if the Bellas are getting shiatcanned they better feed them to Kharma first dammit!!!

/she's probably hungry

As the reigning LMS from last week's RAW thread, I'm afraid I will have to disagree.
/My turn


depends if the wife and kid are sleeping when i get home from work. I'm done in 18min. Can't wait to start getting done earlier so i get to witness Nickelback time and the crap that is usually the opening segment
 
2012-04-09 08:42:29 PM

tbaughm: eagles95: I'm ready for this night!!!! Tonight is the night i win the 1004!!! My boyhood dream will come true!!!



/and if the Bellas are getting shiatcanned they better feed them to Kharma first dammit!!!

/she's probably hungry

And to think I was going to use that line if I got 1004


You're going to mock Kharma's miscarriage if you got the 1004......for shame tbaughm, for shame. That's what since would do.
 
2012-04-09 08:42:48 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions: [i6.photobucket.com image 468x100]

I AM THE TRUE CHAMPION!!! GO AHEAD VINCE TRY TO REWRITE HISTORY!!! THE PEOPLE AT MSG KNOW!!!

I SHOULD BE CELEBRATED LIKE DIESEL PINNING BOB BACKLUND AT MSG! NOT IGNORED LIKE BRET HART WHEN HE BEAT RIC FLAIR IN SASKATOON!

5020 FOR LIFE!

Yeah, and slamjack's name hasn't been corrected either.

Deal with it.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 446x388]

What did you just say son? *sips beer*


barbershopwindow.com
 
2012-04-09 08:43:07 PM

Morrius: What is it about Draw Something that makes it so damn popular? And is the free version good enough?


i think it's just the new "words with friends" in the "pass-style gaming but with phones".

It works for what it is. I've already looked into all its data files and all... it's just a 2000 word CSV file. So you get a lot of repeats after enough games.
 
2012-04-09 08:43:36 PM
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
 
2012-04-09 08:44:00 PM

TheManofPA: tbaughm: eagles95: I'm ready for this night!!!! Tonight is the night i win the 1004!!! My boyhood dream will come true!!!



/and if the Bellas are getting shiatcanned they better feed them to Kharma first dammit!!!

/she's probably hungry

And to think I was going to use that line if I got 1004

You're going to mock Kharma's miscarriage if you got the 1004......for shame tbaughm, for shame. That's what since would do.


I still have a new name for Kharma's finisher that even I, who make Benoit jokes by the dozen, feel is too insensitive to post.
 
2012-04-09 08:44:11 PM
i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-09 08:44:33 PM
15 minutes to Nickleback people...do we have an update on the limes?

Did anyone remember to pay our airbill?

And someone, for God's sake, please check the doppler radar for wind projectiles, please!
 
2012-04-09 08:44:40 PM

I Said: silgryphon: If anyone cares. ODB and Eric Young get married inside a steel cage this week on impact

BAH GAWD! The most destructive, hellacious, unforgiving structure known to man! And it's going to be done in a steel cage!


BRILLIANT!
 
2012-04-09 08:44:55 PM

robsul82: Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions: [i6.photobucket.com image 468x100]

I AM THE TRUE CHAMPION!!! GO AHEAD VINCE TRY TO REWRITE HISTORY!!! THE PEOPLE AT MSG KNOW!!!

I SHOULD BE CELEBRATED LIKE DIESEL PINNING BOB BACKLUND AT MSG! NOT IGNORED LIKE BRET HART WHEN HE BEAT RIC FLAIR IN SASKATOON!

5020 FOR LIFE!

Yeah, and slamjack's name hasn't been corrected either.

Deal with it.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 446x388]

What did you just say son? *sips beer*

[barbershopwindow.com image 367x367]


hehe ironic since I made one that was almost identical when we were on the road to the LMS in the WM thread last week.
 
2012-04-09 08:45:07 PM
Wrestling is low brow, and low brow can be good too if it's done well. I think a lot of heavy metal and glam rock is low brow but I love much of it. Ronnie James Dio is low brow to some people and he's my favorite singer of any genre.

Anyway I'm getting over myself and watching Raw is Curly tonight. I wasn't but then you guys changed my mind. Right now it's "Real Time with Bill Maher" though.
 
2012-04-09 08:45:42 PM

Morrius: hobblekitty:
I would play too but I haven't got the appropriate "iThing" to do so. P$ can't draw because he has massive sausage fingers and an itty bitty screen. Although, I will say you can't draw either Smiths, it took you two tries to draw "parents" and the first mom looked like she was projectile vomiting what I think was supposed to be her hair. LOL

What is it about Draw Something that makes it so damn popular? And is the free version good enough?


you get to watch your opponent try to guess the word while watching yourself draw. Funny to watch the morning after getting sloshed and playing the night before. I'd wake up and watch these drawings I barely remember doing.

bought the 0.99 cent app.

sn is "guessMyshiattyDrawing" without the "a" in shiatty
 
2012-04-09 08:46:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: tbaughm: eagles95: I'm ready for this night!!!! Tonight is the night i win the 1004!!! My boyhood dream will come true!!!



/and if the Bellas are getting shiatcanned they better feed them to Kharma first dammit!!!

/she's probably hungry

And to think I was going to use that line if I got 1004

You're going to mock Kharma's miscarriage if you got the 1004......for shame tbaughm, for shame. That's what since would do.

I still have a new name for Kharma's finisher that even I, who make Benoit jokes by the dozen, feel is too insensitive to post.


SAY IT!!! This is Fark
 
2012-04-09 08:47:03 PM

Smiths: hobblekitty: Although, I will say you can't draw either Smiths, it took you two tries to draw "parents" and the first mom looked like she was projectile vomiting what I think was supposed to be her hair. LOL

yeah. 3.2" screen and thumbs don't make for connecting lines. AT LEAST I DRAW AND DON'T WRITE OUT:

MOO GIRL


No you just cross it out and write I LIKE BOOZE instead

/P$ cheats like crazy, I won't argue with that
 
2012-04-09 08:47:27 PM

FinFangFark: 15 minutes to Nickleback people...do we have an update on the limes?

Did anyone remember to pay our airbill?

And someone, for God's sake, please check the doppler radar for wind projectiles, please!


YES
YES
and of course YES
 
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