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(TMZ)   Girl from '16 & Pregnant' is happy to be pregnant with another paycheck despite losing her toddler to CPS   (tmz.com) divider line 96
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2012-04-09 08:42:59 AM  
I feel there needs to be some way to arrest the people that watch these shows.
 
2012-04-09 08:47:32 AM  
CPS took away Josh and Ebony's toddler last year because of the deplorable living conditions in the Rendons' household ... including maggot-filled piles of garbage and feces on the wall.
But Josh tells us, he and Ebony have learned from their mistakes...


Oh, I didn't realize that poop on the wall is a mistake. I've got lots of learnin to do.
 
2012-04-09 09:14:22 AM  

stpauler:

Oh, I didn't realize that poop on the wall is a mistake. I've got lots of learnin to do.


You don't have kids do you?
 
2012-04-09 09:22:19 AM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: stpauler:

Oh, I didn't realize that poop on the wall is a mistake. I've got lots of learnin to do.

You don't have kids do you?


I don't have kids.

So, please...explain the poop on my walls.

/agree with Sybarite, and these story is just bad.
 
2012-04-09 09:25:59 AM  
IT'S COMPLETELY UNFORSEEN! What could possibly be their motivation for wanting this girl to be pregnant again?

Make this farking show illegal already.
 
2012-04-09 09:27:55 AM  
Don't you mean pregnant for another paycheck,subby?

Not that that makes it any less vile.
 
2012-04-09 09:33:13 AM  

FinFangFark: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: stpauler:

Oh, I didn't realize that poop on the wall is a mistake. I've got lots of learnin to do.

You don't have kids do you?

I don't have kids.

So, please...explain the poop on my walls.

/agree with Sybarite, and these story is just bad.


I wish I still had the picture of my buddy's 6 month old projectile shiatting on the wall from two feet away. I laughed hysterically. Granted my buddy cleaned the wall immediately after changing the baby, but still, fecal matter does end up on the wall from time to time.
/I don't have kids either
//After seeing that display, I don't want them either
 
2012-04-09 09:37:31 AM  
Farkin' breeders.
 
2012-04-09 09:39:44 AM  

FinFangFark: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: stpauler:

Oh, I didn't realize that poop on the wall is a mistake. I've got lots of learnin to do.

You don't have kids do you?

I don't have kids.

So, please...explain the poop on my walls.

/agree with Sybarite, and these story is just bad.


Once kids hit toddler age, they will do some very nasty stuff. Kids don't know what gross is yet so they have to investigate. Many will stick their hands into their diaper to see what they had deposited. Once they get bored with it they will wipe it on the wall. This girl not catching it is laziness or she is too grossed out to deal with it. Parents really don't have a choice. You really have to watch those kids and catch stuff like that really quick.

A relative of mine who has kids younger than mine, called me and asked why I didn't warn him that his kids would play with a dead squirrel they had found. I couldn't warn him since my kids won't go near anything dead unless it was for dinner.
 
2012-04-09 09:39:59 AM  

Apos: Don't you mean pregnant for another paycheck,subby?

Not that that makes it any less vile.


There was study last year that showed teen pregnancy is on a decline. Of course there were some that pointed to the show being the catalyst for that. But the questionaires from the studies showed that a lot of young guys are afraid to catch an STD from the girls, so they are being more selective, rather than plugging anything that has long hair, and moves.

So, boys are scared of the slutty, radioactive va jay jays nows, that's why the numbers are down. But, that show is bad b/c it created a niche stupid girls think they found, a way to be a celebrity with doing less than spreading your legs.

Yeah, make that show illegal, b/c I'd bet there are about a dozen families in this country that have become early grandparents b/c their daughters devised a plan to become an instant MTV celebrity.
 
2012-04-09 09:40:31 AM  

DubyaHater: FinFangFark: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: stpauler:

Oh, I didn't realize that poop on the wall is a mistake. I've got lots of learnin to do.

You don't have kids do you?

I don't have kids.

So, please...explain the poop on my walls.

/agree with Sybarite, and these story is just bad.

I wish I still had the picture of my buddy's 6 month old projectile shiatting on the wall from two feet away. I laughed hysterically. Granted my buddy cleaned the wall immediately after changing the baby, but still, fecal matter does end up on the wall from time to time.
/I don't have kids either
//After seeing that display, I don't want them either


Wait. How could he gave cleaned it immediately if was six months old and what does your buddy's violent bowel movement have to do with kids anyway?
 
2012-04-09 09:57:12 AM  
I think the show is one of the most interesting shows on tv. At 16 my decisions were so boring and inconsequential. These girls are making huge meaningful (and usually uninformed and bad) decisions. It's just interesting. It's a window into a world that I will never experience.

I think it should be mandatory watching for anyone who wants to have kids at an early age. It also teaches how relationships at that age are very fickle and rarely work out.
 
2012-04-09 09:58:41 AM  
I watched a few minutes of her show last night. Statutory rape is never interesting.
 
2012-04-09 10:01:59 AM  
I had a stomach bug over the weekend so that expalins the poop on my walls. I think my roomate has it now. Both ends on her bwhahahahahahahahahaha
 
2012-04-09 10:11:28 AM  

Sybarite: I feel there needs to be some way to arrest the people that watch make these shows.

 
2012-04-09 10:13:32 AM  

Sybarite: I feel there needs to be some way to arrest the people that watch these shows.

have children when they are too stupid and too poor to take care of them.

FTFM

/welcome to costco. I love you
 
2012-04-09 10:16:36 AM  
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING AW'S A TV SHOW FOR BECOMING TEEN MOMS.
 
2012-04-09 10:27:12 AM  
The show should really be structured more like American Idol, winners get prizes to support the baby, losers get abortions.
 
2012-04-09 10:28:52 AM  
Adam Carolla said it best; to paraphrase, "I need a permit and city approval to put a second story on my house but these retards can pop out kids that we all need to pay for? COME ON!!"
 
2012-04-09 10:33:47 AM  
She proud of that pussy, yo.
 
2012-04-09 10:37:27 AM  
Its as if regardless of what bc methods you teach and how much free bc you give out people still want to play jewels in da crown.
 
2012-04-09 10:41:13 AM  
They need to take what is left of MTV and put it out of its misery for the sake of the future of humanity.
 
2012-04-09 10:49:36 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: The show should really be structured more like American Idol, winners get prizes to support the baby, losers get abortions.

sterilized
 
2012-04-09 10:50:35 AM  

FinFangFark: Apos: Don't you mean pregnant for another paycheck,subby?

Not that that makes it any less vile.

There was study last year that showed teen pregnancy is on a decline. Of course there were some that pointed to the show being the catalyst for that. But the questionaires from the studies showed that a lot of young guys are afraid to catch an STD from the girls, so they are being more selective, rather than plugging anything that has long hair, and moves.

So, boys are scared of the slutty, radioactive va jay jays nows, that's why the numbers are down. But, that show is bad b/c it created a niche stupid girls think they found, a way to be a celebrity with doing less than spreading your legs.

Yeah, make that show illegal, b/c I'd bet there are about a dozen families in this country that have become early grandparents b/c their daughters devised a plan to become an instant MTV celebrity.



*Nodding* And as outlandish as this sounds,this might be also be a perverse attempt to catch up to-and eventually surpass-one Nadya Suleman.
 
2012-04-09 10:51:10 AM  

lippenhoffer: I think it should be mandatory watching for anyone who wants to have kids at an early age. It also teaches how relationships at that age are very fickle and rarely work out.


You're viewing this through the lens of an adult, not through the lens of a teenage girl.

Your average teenage girl would see this and only think "They're Famous!" And then woudl be encouraged to replicate said behavior.

Any teenage girl that could watch this and get any actual lesson like what you describe probably doesn't need to watch a show like this to get that kind of message anyway, as they likely would already have that figured out.
 
2012-04-09 10:57:31 AM  

FinFangFark: Apos: Don't you mean pregnant for another paycheck,subby?

Not that that makes it any less vile.

There was study last year that showed teen pregnancy is on a decline. Of course there were some that pointed to the show being the catalyst for that. But the questionaires from the studies showed that a lot of young guys are afraid to catch an STD from the girls, so they are being more selective, rather than plugging anything that has long hair, and moves.

So, boys are scared of the slutty, radioactive va jay jays nows, that's why the numbers are down. But, that show is bad b/c it created a niche stupid girls think they found, a way to be a celebrity with doing less than spreading your legs.

Yeah, make that show illegal, b/c I'd bet there are about a dozen families in this country that have become early grandparents b/c their daughters devised a plan to become an instant MTV celebrity.


Teen pregnancy has been in decline for over 40 years. The percentage of sexual active teens hasn't changed very much over that time.
 
2012-04-09 10:58:33 AM  
The follow up to 16 and pregnant should be 18 and stripping to support your family.
 
2012-04-09 11:20:14 AM  

bluorangefyre: They need to take what is left of MTV and put it out of its misery for the sake of the future of humanity.


Couldn't agree more. The dim bulbs who comprise this show's cast have embraced 'white trash' as a life goal and even seem proud of their feat. The only thing more pathetic are the MTV suits who think such intellectually vapid under-achievement deserves a TV show.
 
2012-04-09 11:49:21 AM  

Giltric: The follow up to 16 and pregnant should be 18 and stripping hooking to support your family.


It would work if it was tastefully done.

/and could run almost indefinately
 
2012-04-09 11:53:03 AM  
Ebony and Joshua Rendon: Propagating the Democrat Party formula.
 
2012-04-09 11:53:04 AM  

FinFangFark: Yeah, make that show illegal, b/c I'd bet there are about a dozen families in this country that have become early grandparents b/c their daughters devised a plan to become an instant MTV celebrity.


In addition, anyone who types "b/c" instead of "because" should be fined $2,000 per incident.
 
2012-04-09 11:54:20 AM  

dosboot: Ebony and Joshua Rendon: Propagating the Democrat Party formula.


And yet I'm guessing they vote Republican.

/don't want to sink to your level, but doing it anyway, out of boredom
 
2012-04-09 11:58:41 AM  
I dated a woman who was addicted to having kids.

She had a daughter and got divorced. She had issues so the kid went to the father.

She then had 2 kids with a total shiatstain, including one that ended up disabled because the asshole had abused her during pregnancy. About that time the courts took her 2 youngest kids and, while it was never really explained to me what happened, the hearing somehow resulted in her being sterilized. (I wasn't even aware ordering that was legal).

By the time we met her mom was trying to get the 2 youngest out of foster care, and the foster parent was fighting tooth and nail because she didn't want to lose the income. When grandma finally did get the kids part of the judgment required the kids never see their mother.

Meanwhile this woman was trying to find a way to have her tubal ligation reversed because she just had to have a baby.

For some reason the only way she felt loved was if she had children. She was absolutely incapable of holding it together long enough to care for them, but that is what she wanted because she didn't feel whole otherwise. She wasn't the only woman I met who felt like that, but she was the most extreme.

/but she was hot
//and crazy sex is awesome
///but so not worth it
 
2012-04-09 11:59:06 AM  

jst3p: FinFangFark: Yeah, make that show illegal, b/c I'd bet there are about a dozen families in this country that have become early grandparents b/c their daughters devised a plan to become an instant MTV celebrity.

In addition, anyone who types "b/c" instead of "because" should be fined $2,000 per incident.


Surely you're j/k!

/ducks
 
2012-04-09 12:00:56 PM  
I once painted my crib with the contents of my diaper. My mother comes in and says "Oh!!!" and covers her face with her hands. I do the same - say "ooh!" and cover my face with my hands, further smearing the contents of my diaper all over myself. Poop does indeed wind up on walls and cribs and blankets and parents and dishes and, well, just about everything once a kid has figured out the diaper. Most parents clean up the poop, but still...
 
2012-04-09 12:04:47 PM  

gadian: I once painted my crib with the contents of my diaper. My mother comes in and says "Oh!!!" and covers her face with her hands. I do the same - say "ooh!" and cover my face with my hands, further smearing the contents of my diaper all over myself.


I find it wrong, but funny, nonetheless.
 
2012-04-09 12:13:45 PM  

gadian: I once painted my crib with the contents of my diaper. My mother comes in and says "Oh!!!" and covers her face with her hands. I do the same - say "ooh!" and cover my face with my hands, further smearing the contents of my diaper all over myself. Poop does indeed wind up on walls and cribs and blankets and parents and dishes and, well, just about everything once a kid has figured out the diaper. Most parents clean up the poop, but still...


If you actually look after your kids they should never be in a situations where they are left unattended long enough to fill their diaper, become uncomfortable and have time to start an art project.
 
2012-04-09 12:16:44 PM  
This is the only one way I see accidental pregnancy rates going down (teen or otherwise):

http://techcitement.com/culture/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world-i s -for-men/#.T4MIqNXy30W

Cheap, effective, last 10 years, can be reversed, and is a 15-minute procedure. As my buddy said "Where the fark was this a year ago?" Is having his first baby with his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend if he can help it.

/Biatch is insane
//Even before the pregnancy hormones
///Definitely a trap baby
 
2012-04-09 12:31:45 PM  

lack of warmth: Many will stick their hands into their diaper to see what they had deposited.


I know two different kids (both boys) who used to play with their poop in their diapers. One kid would do it at night, and his parents would wake up in the morning the kid, the crib, and the wall would all be smeared with poop. He ended up getting himself sick by apparently putting his poopy hands in his mouth. They ended up resorting to making him wear onesies at night, even though he was two and a half.

The other kid (my cousin's son) just had one episode, but it was a really, really bad one. He was about 10 months, and he'd somehow gotten his poopy diaper off in the middle of the night. My cousin was in the Navy at the time, and she'd already gotten ready for work in her dress whites. She walked into her son's room and found him, the crib, and the wall totally covered in poop. She carefully picked her son up, holding him far away from her uniform, and gave him a bath. Somehow, she managed to NOT fark up her uniform. Because she HAD to go to work (yay, the military!) she didn't have time to clean the crib or the wall. She was incredibly surprised to discover, when she got home from work that evening, that her SO had gotten home from his night duty (also in the Navy), found the mess, and cleaned it up completely. She hadn't even told him it had happened, she just expected to clean it up when she got home. So yeah, her SO is a keeper, and they're getting married next year. He's not even the kid's dad.
 
2012-04-09 12:41:53 PM  

SharkTrager: I dated a woman who was addicted to having kids.

She had a daughter and got divorced. She had issues so the kid went to the father.

She then had 2 kids with a total shiatstain, including one that ended up disabled because the asshole had abused her during pregnancy. About that time the courts took her 2 youngest kids and, while it was never really explained to me what happened, the hearing somehow resulted in her being sterilized. (I wasn't even aware ordering that was legal).

By the time we met her mom was trying to get the 2 youngest out of foster care, and the foster parent was fighting tooth and nail because she didn't want to lose the income. When grandma finally did get the kids part of the judgment required the kids never see their mother.

Meanwhile this woman was trying to find a way to have her tubal ligation reversed because she just had to have a baby.

For some reason the only way she felt loved was if she had children. She was absolutely incapable of holding it together long enough to care for them, but that is what she wanted because she didn't feel whole otherwise. She wasn't the only woman I met who felt like that, but she was the most extreme.

/but she was hot
//and crazy sex is awesome
///but so not worth it


Sounds like a girl I dated for a while she had 3 kids from her pscho hubby that was in jail for abuse and a list of other crimes. She moved back here he said when he got out he was coming back here to kill her. I should have called it off then but the real deal breaker was her coming over to my place checking out my spare room saying how she could move all her kids in there. And she wanted 4 more kids with no means to really pay for them. Didnt really see her after that night.
 
2012-04-09 12:43:45 PM  
These poop stories are amusing.

Not so amusing is the similar story of poop smeared walls at my beach house, mostly because the smearing was done by a 30 year old friend in a drunken blackout. At 6'5" and 250 lbs, that was a lot of poop.
 
2012-04-09 12:45:15 PM  
Were the maggots in the indoor, outdoor, or bedroom trash can?
 
2012-04-09 12:49:56 PM  

DubyaHater: FinFangFark: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: stpauler:

Oh, I didn't realize that poop on the wall is a mistake. I've got lots of learnin to do.

You don't have kids do you?

I don't have kids.

So, please...explain the poop on my walls.

/agree with Sybarite, and these story is just bad.

I wish I still had the picture of my buddy's 6 month old projectile shiatting on the wall from two feet away. I laughed hysterically. Granted my buddy cleaned the wall immediately after changing the baby, but still, fecal matter does end up on the wall from time to time.
/I don't have kids either
//After seeing that display, I don't want them either


Ok, that explains the poop on the wall, but what about the maggot filled piles of garbage?

And if you kid puts poop on the wall you clean it right away. Normal people don't let it sit and fester.
 
2012-04-09 12:56:02 PM  

ongbok: wall, but what about the maggot filled piles of garbage?


Maggots in an outdoor garbage can are not unusual. Stale water in the bottom of a can and a few hot day will produce maggots. Maggot in an indoor can is real gross..

/former garbage man
//maggots have a smell
 
2012-04-09 12:56:35 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: stpauler:

Oh, I didn't realize that poop on the wall is a mistake. I've got lots of learnin to do.

You don't have kids do you?


I've got three. No poop on the walls, and when they blew out their diapers and got it on the couch/carpet, it was cleaned up immediately.

If you have poop on your walls for more than the three minutes it takes to clean it off after you've cleaned up junior, you're a degenerate slob.
 
2012-04-09 01:02:58 PM  

SharkTrager:
For some reason the only way she felt loved was if she had children. She was absolutely incapable of holding it together long enough to care for them, but that is what she wanted because she didn't feel whole otherwise. She wasn't the only woman I met who felt like that, but she was the most extreme.


There is a small army of women that do not understand the massive difference between "having a baby" and "raising children."

"I want a baby" is code for "I want a fashion accessory that I can dress up and take with me when I go shopping."
 
2012-04-09 01:05:31 PM  

Leopold Stotch: These poop stories are amusing.

Not so amusing is the similar story of poop smeared walls at my beach house, mostly because the smearing was done by a 30 year old friend in a drunken blackout. At 6'5" and 250 lbs, that was a lot of poop.


Pro tip: Do not associate with adults that play with feces.
 
2012-04-09 01:11:25 PM  

Gunny Highway: Maggots in an outdoor garbage can are not unusual. Stale water in the bottom of a can and a few hot day will produce maggots. Maggot in an indoor can is real gross..

/former garbage man
//maggots have a smell



Years ago we had a power outage and lost the contents of the fridge and freezer. It was also hot as hell outside. All the foodstuffs (raw meat) had to sit in the trashcan during the summer from Friday afternoon until Tuesday morning. When I took the can to the street Monday evening, I put a note on it that said "Attention Garbage Man. You really really don't want to open this can. Trust me. I don't want it back. Please take everything." He did.
 
2012-04-09 01:26:43 PM  
This sickens me. Young, irresponsible pregnancy should not be glorified like this.
 
2012-04-09 01:48:56 PM  

landmantx: gadian: I once painted my crib with the contents of my diaper. My mother comes in and says "Oh!!!" and covers her face with her hands. I do the same - say "ooh!" and cover my face with my hands, further smearing the contents of my diaper all over myself. Poop does indeed wind up on walls and cribs and blankets and parents and dishes and, well, just about everything once a kid has figured out the diaper. Most parents clean up the poop, but still...

If you actually look after your kids they should never be in a situations where they are left unattended long enough to fill their diaper, become uncomfortable and have time to start an art project.


As the father of twins, I heartily disagree. Diapers come off now and then, and once kids can pull on 'em, they need pants or diaper covers.

If you are making this statement, I assume you are a parent but have never seen a single catastrophic diaper failure?
 
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