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2012-04-09 03:12:53 AM
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2012-04-09 03:13:00 AM
... With a dead dog, I presume?
 
2012-04-09 03:15:34 AM
Kids have to learn about the birds and the bees somehow, at least this way they can ask the doctor if they have any questions.
 
2012-04-09 03:33:21 AM
If they're offended, they can always look the other way. That's one of the things that's wrong with our country - we are so damn uptight about something so pleasurable and natural as sex.
 
2012-04-09 03:39:42 AM
Juliet Ruffner Bender, 39, and James Albert Mapstone, 45, appeared to be having sex...

Appropriate name for someone getting involved in drunken shenanigans
 
2012-04-09 03:40:27 AM
The male was arrested for public intoxication after law enforcement identified the female subject.

Clearly, the guy was on a Bender.
 
2012-04-09 03:40:41 AM

Atomic Spunk: If they're offended, they can always look the other way. That's one of the things that's wrong with our country - we are so damn uptight about something so pleasurable and natural as sex.


Sorry, while I agree that American's are uptight about issues regarding sex, intercourse on the lawn of a doctor's office specializing in treating children is unacceptable and quite frankly disgusting. Go to some cheap motel for that crap.
 
2012-04-09 04:26:42 AM
I would agree that this is tottaly uncool and the folks should be jailed..Drunk and stupid is no excuse..

But if they showed Splatterfest Shootout 2012 in the waiting room, would the parents bat an eye?
It's odd how violence is less worried about, but a naked person is a problem..Every kid knows
at least what about half the population has under their clothing, because they have the same thing.
 
2012-04-09 04:31:12 AM

soupbone: Sorry, while I agree that American's are uptight about issues regarding sex, intercourse on the lawn of a doctor's office specializing in treating children is unacceptable and quite frankly disgusting. Go to some cheap motel for that crap.


People shouldn't be having sex in front of children, but the reaction of "Children inside saw the canoodling couple, and a caller alerted the Sheriff's Office," is a little wrong. Close the blinds and toss a bucket of water on them, but don't get the sheriff involved. Won't stop? Then call. Anyone have sex drunk at forty in front of a pediatric office no one wants to see anyway. Still, glad the folks only received "disorderly intoxication".
 
2012-04-09 04:39:44 AM
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soupbone: Atomic Spunk: If they're offended, they can always look the other way. That's one of the things that's wrong with our country - we are so damn uptight about something so pleasurable and natural as sex.

Sorry, while I agree that American's are uptight about issues regarding sex, intercourse on the lawn of a doctor's office specializing in treating children is unacceptable and quite frankly disgusting. Go to some cheap motel for that crap.


Funny they used the lawn. The community clinic I worked for had to come up with a policy where one parent would be in the patient room with their child because of a few parents getting it on while waiting for the doctor to see their kid.
 
2012-04-09 05:15:52 AM

sonorangal: Funny they used the lawn. The community clinic I worked for had to come up with a policy where one parent would be in the patient room with their child because of a few parents getting it on while waiting for the doctor to see their kid.


What parent gets turned on while their kid is at the doctor?

-"I think they'll test for mono. He's got all the symptoms."
-"Well, now I'm wet. Lets rock."
 
2012-04-09 05:31:01 AM
So tell those voyeristic brats to mind their own business while someone's trying to Fark.
 
2012-04-09 05:46:10 AM
Perfect opportunity for an old doctor to step outside the building and tell them to "get off my lawn"
 
2012-04-09 05:47:32 AM
All the dumpsters were full?
 
2012-04-09 05:48:50 AM
Juliet Ruffner Bender? The woman never had a chance at "classy" in her whole life, being saddled with a name like that.
 
2012-04-09 06:01:56 AM

miss diminutive: sonorangal: Funny they used the lawn. The community clinic I worked for had to come up with a policy where one parent would be in the patient room with their child because of a few parents getting it on while waiting for the doctor to see their kid.

What parent gets turned on while their kid is at the doctor?

-"I think they'll test for mono. He's got all the symptoms."
-"Well, now I'm wet. Lets rock."


Hehe... this.

/ I knew there was a reason for your green shading.
 
2012-04-09 06:08:54 AM
Shoulda just turned the hose on 'em like a couple of dogs.
 
2012-04-09 06:20:40 AM

No Catchy Nickname: Juliet Ruffner Bender, 39, and James Albert Mapstone, 45, appeared to be having sex...

Appropriate name for someone getting involved in drunken shenanigans


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2012-04-09 06:39:20 AM

misterblaine63: The male was arrested for public intoxication after law enforcement identified the female subject.

Clearly, the guy was on a Bender.


Well played.
 
2012-04-09 08:08:19 AM
Both Bender and Mapstone were, the report states, "cursing and causing a disturbance."

"fark me with your big cock, fark me hard, oh fark, oh FARK!"
"yeah, you like that you dirty biatch!"
 
2012-04-09 09:03:35 AM
ZOMG CANOODLING!!?!
 
2012-04-09 09:33:38 AM

shellks: dump


Well...except for one...
 
2012-04-09 09:33:47 AM
gives "I am Bender, please insert girder, " a whole new meaning.
 
2012-04-09 09:36:07 AM
Wookin' Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ' Pa Nub...
 
2012-04-09 10:11:52 AM
Nice work Ms. Bender, quite a modeling portfolio you've amassed. Link

/meth whore?
 
2012-04-09 10:35:28 AM

Dreaded_South: Nice work Ms. Bender, quite a modeling portfolio you've amassed. Link

/meth whore?


For some people, mugshots are a sad view of age progression. Sad that too many people could look at this and not see it happening to them.
 
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