A new generation of people standing in fire.

queezyweezel: quickdraw: I wont be impressed till they have a map to my G spot.

That's already on most bathroom stalls around here.

with phone number

quickdraw: I wont be impressed till they have a map to my G spot.

Google are struggling to process the volume of data they've received already.

quickdraw: I wont be impressed till they have a map to my G spot.

tell you what, you just draw the route on a bit of paper and we`ll make sure it goes on.

(ha! wait until she finds out there IS no route!)

quickdraw: I wont be impressed till they have a map to my G spot.

My Kitchen
106-17 Metropolitan Avenue
Forest Hills, NY 11375

1. Head east on Metropolitan Ave toward 72nd Dr 0.4 mi
2. Turn left onto the Jackie Robinson Pkwy ramp to Eastern Li 0.1 mi
3. Merge onto Jackie Robinson Parkway E 1.2 mi
4. Merge onto Grand Central Pkwy 4.7 mi
5. Take exit 23 for Winchester Blvd toward Cross Island Pkwy/Alley Park/I-495 0.2 mi
6. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Cross Island Pkwy and merge onto Cross Island Pkwy 4.2 mi
7. Take exit 25A on the left for Southern State Parkway E toward Eastern Long Island 0.4 mi
8. Merge onto Southern State Pkwy 29.1 mi
9. Take exit 43S for NY-111 S/Islip Avenue 0.2 mi
10. Merge onto NY-111 S/Islip Ave 0.8 mi
11. Turn right onto Oak St 0.1 mi
12. Turn right onto Sunrise Hwy North Service Rd 0.6 mi
13. Merge onto NY-27 W via the ramp on the left to New York
Destination will be on the right 1.3 mi

Zales
1701 Sunrise Highway
Bay Shore, NY 11706

University of Michigan Medical Center:
From - Kresge Building entrance
To - the enzyme core

I'm sure changing your Boss's office into the shiatter on Google Floor Plan would be hilarious.

That'd be almost helpful with my new job. Working IT and having to remember where everyone is in a 5 floor building. The only problem for me, is that they tend to move people around for no apparent reason.

This is only for "public" spaces - such as malls, airports, etc. Nothing for a large private office or campus. What are people using to map out their private offices?

moothemagiccow: Works great in museums and malls.

But do malls really want this?
Because it has always seemed to me that they are designed specifically to make it difficult to go directly to where you want to shop. In this way, you are more likely to make an impulse buy at the Cinnabon that you have come across five times on the way to the sports store..

American Decency Association: close. they make it hard to get out.

Right. But that would be eliminated if you can search for the nearest exit.

American Decency Association: yeah, thats why i backtracked above. i wonder which way the balance tips with this technology? maintain the status quo, or empower us rodents to find your cheese with the tradoff that we will quit the maze when we are full

I'm going with the balance on getting us lost. Because we eventually find what we want anyway. And the longer they keep you there, the better for them.

Of course even if they allow this service, they could just fark with the maps that they give to Google.

Do they really think that the people who are already too stupid to comprehend mall directories will be able to use this application?

Leaving this here. (new window)

/etc...

gilatrout: Microsoft had a mobile app at least 7 years ago based on their internal SharePoint data from MSSpace. You could find anyones office and floor plans for almost every building. We used it mostly to see how close the senior PMs were to the bathrooms.

Cool story bro

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i was just GISing for a rat in a maze pic, and i found this brilliant walllpaper. click for 1920 * 1080

That is brilliant. I feel a caption contest coming on....

I'll start:

"...Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."

Intra-mall is cool, but it'd be nice if it could be scaled down to intra-store as well. It'd be nice to go into a warehousey home store and be able to find a ball of twine without trying to guess what section they felt was appropriate for it.

/Apparently on the far left wall
//With the chain
///And carpeting tools

I'm sorry. How is Google not Skynet?

Akessamenos: I'm sorry. How is Google not Skynet?

Google would have had no problem finding Sarah Connor.

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i was just GISing for a rat in a maze pic, and i found this brilliant walllpaper. click for 1920 * 1080

"Man, I wish we could get Smashing Pumpkins in here, but this cage just kills radio reception..."

Meanwhile, people will continue to look at maps as if its an ancient language and their attempts to decipher its complex meanings; completely ignoring any sign that points them in the direction they are looking to go in and simply asking,"WHAR THE FARK IS X?" when it is simply right in front of their eyes.

Any person that asks where the bathroom is, when they're (both the person and the farking bathroom) right next to the map or when a farking sign points them into the right direction, seem to be completely unaware of their surroundings and make me wonder just how they've made it this far in life. Its like someone has been holding their hand all through life and they require that assurance that they'll always be made of their surroundings because they're so inept at keeping up with their own.

ProfessorOhki: Intra-mall is cool, but it'd be nice if it could be scaled down to intra-store as well. It'd be nice to go into a warehousey home store and be able to find a ball of twine without trying to guess what section they felt was appropriate for it.

Judging by the Project Glass video, I'd say they want to take it that way. At around 1:03 the guy walks into a bookstore and asks where the music section is, and it pulls up an internal map of the store, complete with route. That seems a little bit overboard, even for a big box store.