BigChad: Get her a preggo test asap.

The submitter stated up thread that she was in the ER for 8 hours. I'd be willing to bet that was one of the tests they performed on her.

Tell her to drop a dime next time.

Very glad to hear this news, as are a group of 20-something people led by an old friend who had been spreading the news/canvassing areas of Reading, Allentown, and all of Kutztown the past two days in case she had headed east from Carlisle.

I'm celebrating with a leinenkugel, and plan on depositing some money in my friends account so she and her minions can get some hard earned libations as well.

zabadu: kiwimoogle84: Easter miracle :) so relieved to hear!!

Seriously? Easter had nothing to do with it.

Agreed. It's the Masters Weekend.

Fantastic! Now make her read the entire thread.

Urinal Cake Mix: sparkeyjames: Grounded FOREVER.

susansto-helit: Glad to hear it! Now ground her until she's eighteen.

Bingo. Good to see she was found an was safe, but holy BALLS. Sad that her biological family farked her up so bad that she's resorted to this. I hope she finds the inner strength to pull herself together and rise above a shiatty start to life.

/still, lock her in her room forever

Some mistreated children parlay that into a "poor pitiful me-you can't punish me attitude". Compounded on occasion with "Let me see you pay attention to me-Syndrome". I can't imagine being vested with the parenting of such a child.

Great news for now.

You already know this probably won't be the first time it happens.

I have an eight year old daughter, and BOY am I glad we live near a convent.

Great news to hear! I didn't post in the other thread, was just checking in for some kind of actuall news, one way or the other.. I'm down here in Richmond and I really didn't feel I had anything to offer other than well wishes.

Quite frankly, the party scenario was on my mind as the most likely outcome. Seen it many a times in my youth.

But she's going to be a handful. Good luck! and my well wishes are still with you for a more uneventful progression of the teenage years.

We were all teenagers at one point or another, and we were all friggen idiots.

Victory! I'm glad it worked out.

Calvin's dad said it best when he said that being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time.

Damn!!

If this ain't a good excuse to gank the dusty 100 year old bottle of booze from the Chief Engineer's quarters, I wouldn't know what was!!



Hot diggitty happy farking damn!!

Give your kiddo a million hugs, Cap'nArmond!!!

If you have the money you can send her here Oakridge Military Academy (new window) Best of luck for the next two years.

herrDrFarkenstein:

That's fitted around the neck right?? Right?

Glad to see she is home. I don't have any clue what you should do now.

Like everyone else, I am so glad she's home safe. Been checking all week-end for updates. Thanks for green lighting this mods! And thanks Captain for posting it.

BigChad: Get her a preggo test asap.

I think they would need to wait at least another week or two if they're concerned about what happened on the trip. I can't think of any pregnancy test (granted, I've never looked into or used one) that could detect a pregnancy after only, at most, four days.