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(KATU)   Hot chick quits Facebook because "peer pressure". *hands out jars* Come Farkers, let us collect her tears and savor their sweet, savory salty taste   (katu.com) divider line 243
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2012-04-08 03:57:54 PM
I agree with most of what she said, although I'm not sure why she feels the need to defend herself.
 
2012-04-08 04:01:47 PM
Now explain why you thought your decision deserved an entire farking article.
 
2012-04-08 04:12:29 PM
She sounds like one of those narcissists that needs facebook just to survive.
 
2012-04-08 04:21:40 PM
Everyone on fark should send her a facebook friend request.
 
2012-04-08 04:22:56 PM
In summary: can't find a man who could stand being married to a self-obsessed shrew.
 
2012-04-08 04:23:25 PM
Weaver95: Everyone on fark should send her a facebook friend request.

No. That honor is reserved for people of significance, like Ric Romero.
 
2012-04-08 04:45:06 PM
One looks at those teeth and all I can think is
"Thompson's Teeth: The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!"
 
2012-04-08 04:48:13 PM
Oh dear god...it went green!

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
 
2012-04-08 05:02:36 PM
Weaver95: Oh dear god...it went green!

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?


Now, you are become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
 
2012-04-08 05:05:42 PM
What a wonderful person to show us how to live.
I wish I can be as special as her when I grow up.
It really must be neat to be her!!!

berrymii.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-08 05:06:32 PM
Facebook is stupid.

Hmm, almost time to renew my TF subscription.
 
2012-04-08 05:16:49 PM
I'm quitting Facebook because it makes me feel like a loser.
I don't mean reading posts about babies taking first steps and people flaunting their engagement ring makes me feel bad.


sounds like someone is single, no kids and feeling just a little jealous
bhahahahahahahah

that and no one calls her anymore
bwhahahahahahahahahahahah
 
2012-04-08 05:18:44 PM
Shostie: Weaver95: Oh dear god...it went green!

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

Now, you are become Death, the destroyer of worlds.


I am Death, destroyer of worlds, thank you very much. :)
 
2012-04-08 05:20:49 PM
communications major
enough said
 
2012-04-08 05:21:30 PM
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
 
2012-04-08 05:26:21 PM
Shostie: Weaver95: Oh dear god...it went green!

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

Now, you are become Death, the destroyer of worlds.


www.chopra.com

His name was Remo....Weaver95
 
2012-04-08 05:28:01 PM
Oh great, this has turned into a religion thread.
 
2012-04-08 05:28:31 PM
Weaver95: Oh dear god...it went green!

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?



Weaver,you ignorant slut! :-p


Sorry sweetheart, you left the door right open on that one and I'm not into farking up biblical quotes. Hugs! :-) Happy Bunday!
 
2012-04-08 05:30:53 PM
namatad: communications major
enough said


Odds that her ambition in college was "Network Anchorwoman" 1:1
 
2012-04-08 05:35:18 PM
St_Francis_P: I agree with most of what she said, although I'm not sure why she feels the need to defend herself.

That's the part I'm not getting. I quietly deleted my MySpace account three years ago. I didn't feel the need to write an article about it.

Finally, and this might be the biggest thing pushing me to leave, I don't like the idea of Mark Zuckerberg having access to something I posted at 21 when I didn't know any better. A marketer doesn't need to know it, and I shouldn't have to wonder where it's being stored or what it's going to be used for.

It's a brave new world, kid. Your ideas of privacy are adorable and pointless; the information is out there. That cat isn't going back in the bag.
 
2012-04-08 05:35:45 PM
We'll always have MySpace.
 
2012-04-08 05:36:04 PM
Weaver95: Oh dear god...it went green!

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?


I felt the same way when a question about my cat sitting on my router went green. The shame fades eventually.
 
2012-04-08 05:37:05 PM
Ed Finnerty: We'll always have MySpace.

No we do NOT. Didn't you read my post? That's it, I'm off to write and artilce about this.
 
2012-04-08 05:41:18 PM
vartian: St_Francis_P: I agree with most of what she said, although I'm not sure why she feels the need to defend herself.

That's the part I'm not getting. I quietly deleted my MySpace account three years ago. I didn't feel the need to write an article about it.


Listen, man. She has a degree in communications. She's got to blog about SOMETHING.
 
2012-04-08 05:42:23 PM
vartian: Ed Finnerty: We'll always have MySpace.

No we do NOT. Didn't you read my post? That's it, I'm off to write and artilce about this.


You do not. Looks like all the hot FB rejects are mine...ALL MINE! Muwahahahahaha!

www.vampyourspace.com
 
2012-04-08 05:49:00 PM
Here's how you quit Facebook: stop logging in.

Here's how you don't quit Facebook: write a narcissistic article about how, at some point in the future, you plan to quit Facebook. Valid points, but I don't believe it'll stick.
 
2012-04-08 05:52:29 PM
I was on pins and needles learning about this random chick's minor life decision.
 
2012-04-08 06:00:18 PM
Shrug, I quit facebook. Most of the crap I saw on there was either mildly annoying, not of interest to me, or downright false. Also a slightly creepy thing I saw at work was the final haystack to pile upon my needle as they say. So I deleted it.
 
2012-04-08 06:02:29 PM
syrynxx: Here's how you quit Facebook: stop logging in.

Here's how you don't quit Facebook: write a narcissistic article about how, at some point in the future, you plan to quit Facebook. Valid points, but I don't believe it'll stick.


I have a handful of narcissistic twits facebook friends, and this is basically on par for them. It's the equivalent of casting a line into a lake full of Attention Fish and hoping to get a few bites.

My personal favorites are the ones that always post "I'm so sick. I feel awful"... Hoping for all the douchebags to reply "oh, I'm so sorry honey, hope you feel better."

The other favorite is the girls that are at best a 5 or 6 that pay someone to do a "photoshoot" of them where they pose like models but just look weird. Then they post 3-5 pics a day so they can milk the attention cow every day for a month.
 
2012-04-08 06:09:39 PM
I've tried to quit a few times myself. I get so much accomplished when I've banned myself. Today I sawed down a mighty tree and I needed a rest, and here I am.
 
2012-04-08 06:37:05 PM
Despite the fact that it looks like she could eat corn through a venetian blind I have
to agree with her here. Facebook is as boring as watching my lawn grow.

/BTW stay off my lawn.
//there are dangerous things beneath the over grown green stuff.
 
2012-04-08 07:02:05 PM
*hands out jars* Come Farkers, let us collect her tears and savor their sweet, savory salty taste

Sure is /b/ in here.

She does have a point, even if it is rather poorly executed.
 
2012-04-08 07:10:02 PM
It's been a while since the "hot chick" in a headline is actually hot.
 
2012-04-08 07:34:39 PM
DarthBrooks: In summary: can't find a man who could stand being married to a self-obsessed shrew.

I think we are done.
 
2012-04-08 07:35:06 PM
You know, she looks like that one Farker's home-schooled wife.
 
2012-04-08 07:35:49 PM
Yeah, she plans on quitting. Just another AW.
 
2012-04-08 07:36:14 PM
Looking at her pic, I'm wondering if she was homeschooled.
 
2012-04-08 07:36:59 PM
hundreddollarman: You know, she looks like that one Farker's home-schooled wife.

Damn, knew I shouldn't have previewed first.
 
2012-04-08 07:37:31 PM
foo monkey: Facebook is stupid.

Hmm, almost time to renew my TF subscription.


However, on Fark we get to be part of a special kind of self selected a**holes.
 
2012-04-08 07:37:55 PM

"Whether it's a parent's friend or someone I met out, I'd just rather not do it or feel guilty for letting their friend request go ignored. "


I just had a relative leave me a phone message claiming I don't take her calls or make any comments to her on Facebook! I feel like giving her a speech that if she's so concerned abou me "Liking" her Status Updates or leaving a comment, I can just Unfriend her.


Actually she laid on a bigger guilt trip than I'm letting on and I wish I could post the voice mail just for a laugh.

 
2012-04-08 07:38:29 PM
FTA: "The mind-boggling privacy settings and inability to categorize "friends" has also been frustrating. Unlike Google Circles, ..."

Hmmmm...now I think I understand the purpose of her article.
 
2012-04-08 07:38:44 PM
namatad: sounds like someone is single, no kids and feeling just a little jealous

I believe there was a clock ticking loudly in the background as well....
 
2012-04-08 07:38:48 PM
With all the redirected links on that page through verticalacuity.com, I am pretty sure this is a bullshiat story, or at least has been co-opted.
 
2012-04-08 07:39:12 PM
Cubansaltyballs: She sounds like one of those narcissists that needs facebook just to survive.

Yep. She'll quit FB in a month. By the end of the next month, she'll blog about how "FB is such a part of my life and I realized she couldn't live without it".
 
2012-04-08 07:39:40 PM
Farkers... admit it: FARK is your Facebook substitute.
 
2012-04-08 07:41:16 PM
Espertron: Farkers... admit it: FARK is your Facebook substitute.

4chan is my Facebook substitute.
 
2012-04-08 07:42:32 PM
The truth of the matter is that Facebook is no substitute for a phone call or dropping by a friend's apartment to catch up over coffee. 

Yes there is. Facebook allows me to keep in touch with friends and family all over the world. The very people that a phone call or "coffee" (people still drink that?) is simply not possible.

/stuck up biatch
 
2012-04-08 07:42:52 PM
I suppose you don't need Facebook to post your mundane musings if you can convince someone to pay you to write articles filled with your mundane musings. Good for her.
 
2012-04-08 07:44:00 PM
She's got a mouth that could swallow more than your soul.
 
2012-04-08 07:44:01 PM
Ed Finnerty: Espertron: Farkers... admit it: FARK is your Facebook substitute.

4chan is my Facebook substitute.


I assumed that 4chan was your buxom Japanese schoolgirl tentacle-porn substitute.
 
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