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(The Smoking Gun)   Tears, sneers, and a guy with a head like a potato. It's this weeks Mugshot Roundup   ( divider line
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2012-04-08 09:24:56 PM

Mugshot by Matthew Brady?
2012-04-08 09:33:15 PM  

kokomo61: Matthew Brady

Not quite. He's not dead and re-arranged for added drama.
2012-04-08 09:35:02 PM  
I wonder if Number 3's man-servant, Hecubus, was arrested too.
2012-04-08 09:39:44 PM  

lousy screw: See, now I would've bet money that this one was going to make the cut this week:

[ image 640x800]

Nice pic! One of yours? She's had a rotation flap from her forehead to her nose to cover some sort of a defect. The excess tissue will be excised once the flap has neovascularized. In the meantime, the superior aspect of the donor site is healing poorly.

Gotta love them wacky plastic surgeons.
2012-04-08 09:44:29 PM  
#11: Well, let's just call it what it is...
2012-04-08 09:46:56 PM  
His head looks nothing like a potato.
2012-04-08 09:55:09 PM

Seemed like the most obvious reference, didn't see it yet (I thought of The Head at First). Liked the MST3K/This Island Earth references.
2012-04-08 09:59:42 PM  

ensign_noname: [ image 300x227]

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown.

And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round

He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat

Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke

'It's me again, Margaret...
He he he he he...

They got me, Margaret!

2012-04-08 10:03:45 PM  

1000 Ways to Dye: [ image 428x300]

I just knew #10 was famous.

The first thing I thought was that Ryan Stiles had really let himself go.
2012-04-08 10:07:21 PM  

TV's Vinnie: [ image 500x368]

Came for The Leader, going away happy.

2012-04-08 10:14:06 PM

He was spayed
2012-04-08 10:14:10 PM  

Twonk: Oh Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am.

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

/Not as satisfied as Mr. Public Indecency there...
2012-04-08 10:14:52 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: His head looks nothing like a potato.

Did you say "potato"?
2012-04-08 10:14:58 PM
I couldn't resist
2012-04-08 10:28:24 PM

2012-04-08 10:47:16 PM  
"Arrested for speeding, public intoxication." How the fark is that not a DUI?
2012-04-08 10:57:08 PM  

Degenerate Monkey: Because People in power are Stupid: [ image 500x697]
I couldn't resist

Well if we're going to play that game...

[ image 500x762]

Nature started this cruel game.
2012-04-08 11:19:12 PM  
Regarding #4 Ms. Mascara, how do you get charged with both public intoxication and speeding, but not DUI? Does crying really work?
2012-04-08 11:21:15 PM
2012-04-08 11:23:11 PM  
Ki-Adi-Mundi right there...
2012-04-08 11:24:37 PM  
2012-04-08 11:29:13 PM

I like how they made him put a sweatshirt on over his evening gown.
2012-04-08 11:30:19 PM  
I saw "bobby" there and thought two things:

Does he live in Mojave in a Winnebego?

and, "Holy crap, it's The Leader!"
2012-04-08 11:31:41 PM
2012-04-08 11:34:26 PM  
Oh god, number 11, i just don't know what to say, I'm sure its been said, so doesn't bear repeating.

2012-04-08 11:41:35 PM
2012-04-08 11:46:05 PM
2012-04-08 11:49:39 PM

"During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
2012-04-09 12:10:16 AM
2012-04-09 12:13:34 AM
I got a controlled substance for her to control, if you get my point. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
2012-04-09 12:15:35 AM

/I guess you could put pretty much anything up there.
2012-04-09 12:22:42 AM  

lousy screw: See, now I would've bet money that this one was going to make the cut this week:

[ image 640x800]

Holy shiatsnacks, that's going to replace the monster in my dreams.
2012-04-09 12:22:46 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [ image 500x697]
I couldn't resist

You're supposed to alter the photo into something humorous and different, not just stick the exact same photo into the thread, silly.

/oh, wait.
2012-04-09 12:35:19 AM

Date of Birth: June 23rd, 24th and 25th.
2012-04-09 12:36:05 AM
2012-04-09 12:55:07 AM  
2012-04-09 12:58:02 AM  
I was gonna suggest a Mr. Potato head photoshop thread, buuut no. Someday, I'm gonna lean how
to do this...Awesome thread farks!!
2012-04-09 12:59:14 AM
2012-04-09 01:09:27 AM
2012-04-09 01:13:28 AM
2012-04-09 01:21:23 AM  

FloydA: [ image 400x500]

Was he carrying this?

[ image 640x400]

2012-04-09 01:22:51 AM  

otto the bull: [ image 449x273]

That's what happens when you snort Ajax. 'goo goo goo goo goo goo"
2012-04-09 01:23:57 AM
2012-04-09 01:30:19 AM
2012-04-09 01:31:11 AM

Her mama was Mez'can and her daddy was the ace of spades.

/Hand me another one of them brews from back there.
2012-04-09 01:47:34 AM
2012-04-09 02:02:50 AM  
No Glados shopped onto #1's head? I am disappoint.
2012-04-09 03:01:01 AM

The Senate has been hard on Mr. Franken
2012-04-09 06:01:25 AM  
HA HA HA HA!!!!! The mugshots are one thing but what you Farkers do with Photoshop...pure gravy!!

Thanks for the laughs!
2012-04-09 06:21:34 AM  
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
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