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(The Masters)   A tight field of vets and young guns, completely ideal weather, and the roar of the crowd reverberating out of Amen Corner. A perfect start to spring with your official Masters Sunday discussion thread   (masters.com) divider line 605
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2012-04-08 06:47:28 PM  
Advantage: Watson.
 
2012-04-08 06:47:48 PM  
Looks like a playoff.
 
2012-04-08 06:48:47 PM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: Advantage: Watson.


First they start measuring in metric, now you start scoring in tennis.

this is getting real confusing
 
2012-04-08 06:50:00 PM  
Close
 
2012-04-08 06:50:14 PM  
Oostie with a nice putt but misses.

Bubba putts for the Masters. How's your nerve?
 
2012-04-08 06:50:20 PM  
A little work left for Shrek.
 
2012-04-08 06:51:03 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Chupacabra Sandwich: Advantage: Watson.

First they start measuring in metric, now you start scoring in tennis.

this is getting real confusing


Will they have a shootout in overtime?
 
2012-04-08 06:51:25 PM  
Close. Playoff barring epic choke.
 
2012-04-08 06:51:48 PM  
Freezes OOstie
 
2012-04-08 06:52:09 PM  
Oosthuizen must be ready to vomit.
 
2012-04-08 06:52:37 PM  
Bonus golf. Good warm up for the NHL playoffs.
 
2012-04-08 06:52:38 PM  
BONUS GOLF!
 
2012-04-08 06:52:48 PM  
He....


Made it. playoff forthcoming.
 
2012-04-08 06:52:56 PM  
Playoff!
 
2012-04-08 06:52:56 PM  
WOW. Two in at 10.
 
2012-04-08 06:53:11 PM  
Yay! Free golf !
 
2012-04-08 06:53:12 PM  
mikaloyd: Will they have a shootout in overtime?

36 holes on the par 3 course is the standard playoff format at Augusta National.
 
2012-04-08 06:53:20 PM  
Playoffs? Don't talk to me about playoffs!
 
2012-04-08 06:53:29 PM  
Louis and Bubba in at -10. Phil needs birdie-birdie to join them.
 
2012-04-08 06:53:34 PM  
A foot.....less than that.....and Bubba's getting the green jacket. Not an easy putt for Louis either.....woah! it looked like it might lip out there, but good for him. Going to need a miracle from Mickelson to make it a three-way playoff.
 
2012-04-08 06:53:44 PM  
OOstie's gonna run out of golf balls like Daly did and have to forfeit
 
2012-04-08 06:54:17 PM  
Botkin of the Yard mikaloyd: Will they have a shootout in overtime?

36 holes on the par 3 course is the standard playoff format at Augusta National.


Oh wait, I'm wrong on that.
 
2012-04-08 06:54:21 PM  

Botkin of the Yard: mikaloyd: Will they have a shootout in overtime?

36 holes on the par 3 course is the standard playoff format at Augusta National.


That would be farking sweet.
 
2012-04-08 06:54:46 PM  
Phil is in the woods and done for

Now we wait for the tee shots at 10.
 
2012-04-08 06:55:35 PM  
Gonz: Playoffs? Don't talk to me about playoffs!

[polite golf applause]
 
2012-04-08 06:55:39 PM  
srs Bubba was srs. See that walk off to the clubhouse?
 
2012-04-08 06:55:39 PM  
Another short putt for Phil.

I don't recall, what % of short putts go in?

Definitely having commitment issues he is
 
2012-04-08 06:55:46 PM  
Phil, you suck
 
2012-04-08 06:55:53 PM  
Achievement unlocked
 
2012-04-08 06:56:10 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: If Phil breaks 70, I can't see him losing.


Hey look at Mr. Prescient here. Phil would have won with 69. Good thing he didn't go back to the tee at the 4th, huh?
 
2012-04-08 06:56:53 PM  

Botkin of the Yard: mikaloyd: Will they have a shootout in overtime?

36 holes on the par 3 course is the standard playoff format at Augusta National.


I grew up on a par 3 course. I would literally jizz myself with joy if this was true.
 
2012-04-08 06:58:29 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Yanks_RSJ: If Phil breaks 70, I can't see him losing.

Hey look at Mr. Prescient here. Phil would have won with 69. Good thing he didn't go back to the tee at the 4th, huh?


I was watching the Tigers game. What did Phil do exactly to earn this triple on 4?
 
2012-04-08 06:59:35 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: I grew up on a par 3 course. I would literally jizz myself with joy if this was true.


Theres a picture you dont see every day. A feral child raised by greenskeepers shooting sperm all over itself.
 
2012-04-08 06:59:42 PM  

buckeyebrain: Yanks_RSJ: Yanks_RSJ: If Phil breaks 70, I can't see him losing.

Hey look at Mr. Prescient here. Phil would have won with 69. Good thing he didn't go back to the tee at the 4th, huh?

I was watching the Tigers game. What did Phil do exactly to earn this triple on 4?


Tried to hack it out of a rough lie, had to do it again, hit into a bunker and missed a putt.
 
2012-04-08 07:00:20 PM  
Refreshing scores on my phone... Is the playoff tonight or tomorrow?
 
2012-04-08 07:00:31 PM  

buckeyebrain: What did Phil do exactly to earn this triple on 4?


30 yards left off the tee.

Tried to hack it out of weeds/bamboo right handed and hit it 2 feet.

Tried to hack it out of the weeds right handed and hit it 30 feet.

Tried to hit a massive flop off of hard pan and hit in 15 yards in to the sand.

Almost holed it out from the sand.

Tap in for 6.
 
2012-04-08 07:00:53 PM  

buckeyebrain: Yanks_RSJ: Yanks_RSJ: If Phil breaks 70, I can't see him losing.

Hey look at Mr. Prescient here. Phil would have won with 69. Good thing he didn't go back to the tee at the 4th, huh?

I was watching the Tigers game. What did Phil do exactly to earn this triple on 4?


I was watching that via stream.

That lineup is loaded
 
2012-04-08 07:00:57 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Botkin of the Yard: mikaloyd: Will they have a shootout in overtime?

36 holes on the par 3 course is the standard playoff format at Augusta National.

I grew up on a par 3 course. I would literally jizz myself with joy if this was true.


That would be so good... Especially if they kept the hole-in-one pin on 9.
 
2012-04-08 07:01:09 PM  

Earguy: Refreshing scores on my phone... Is the playoff tonight or tomorrow?


Sudden death playoff as soon as the last group is done.

If I remember correctly, they tee off on 10
 
2012-04-08 07:01:14 PM  

buckeyebrain: Yanks_RSJ: Yanks_RSJ: If Phil breaks 70, I can't see him losing.

Hey look at Mr. Prescient here. Phil would have won with 69. Good thing he didn't go back to the tee at the 4th, huh?

I was watching the Tigers game. What did Phil do exactly to earn this triple on 4?


Off the stands into the woods. Upside down wedge barely moved. His next upside down wedge went 10 feet onto stomped grass. Shot #4 was into the bunker, then up and down for 6.
 
2012-04-08 07:02:11 PM  
2012 Masters Top Ten

t1 Watson.... -10 to playoff
t1 Oosthuizen -10 to playoff
t3 Hanson.... - 8 $384,000
t3 Kuchar.... - 8 $384,000
t3 Mickelson. - 8 $384,000
t3 Westwood.. - 8 $384,000
#7 Poulter... - 5 $268,000
t8 Harrington - 4 $232,000
t8 Rose...... - 4 $232,000
t8 Scott..... - 4 $232,000
 
2012-04-08 07:02:36 PM  

Earguy: Refreshing scores on my phone... Is the playoff tonight or tomorrow?


in a few minutes according to teh announcers
 
2012-04-08 07:03:37 PM  
Man, two triple bogeys and he only missed the playoff by two shots. Mickelson is still a great player though. Hope he wins one of the Opens this year.
 
2012-04-08 07:05:11 PM  

Botkin of the Yard: Man, two triple bogeys and he only missed the playoff by two shots. Mickelson is still a great player though. Hope he wins one of the Opens this year.


Meltdowns Mickelson...
 
2012-04-08 07:05:26 PM  
So the 18 do-over.

I wonder if they go 18-10-11 or if they changed it
 
2012-04-08 07:05:47 PM  

bulldg4life: Earguy: Refreshing scores on my phone... Is the playoff tonight or tomorrow?

Sudden death playoff as soon as the last group is done.

If I remember correctly, they tee off on 10


No, 18.

(And thanks for the Phil summary.)
 
2012-04-08 07:06:07 PM  
buckeyebrain: I was watching the Tigers game. What did Phil do exactly to earn this triple on 4?

Walk off homer by Avila I heard. They're off to a nice start.
 
2012-04-08 07:06:18 PM  
Free golf, let's go.
 
2012-04-08 07:06:20 PM  
gridirongrit.com

ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME???
 
2012-04-08 07:06:57 PM  
Bubba was born ready
 
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