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19188 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Apr 2012 at 2:40 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-04-08 03:58:22 PM  
1 vote:
Ne pas être une bite.
2012-04-08 03:49:18 PM  
1 vote:
go ahead, scan away....
2012-04-08 03:14:25 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-04-08 03:03:08 PM  
1 vote:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: What if I'm using it on other people who are ALSO dicks?

Then you're not being a dick. You just see the opportunity for a coachable moment.
2012-04-08 02:05:48 PM  
1 vote:

Methadone Girls: Mentat: Methadone Girls: Okay, someone tell me what Wheaton's law is and why its absolute? Is this a vodka thing??

When you read it on the greenlit page, it says [Main]'s Law.

okay... so what's Main's Law?

The probability that someone will act like an asshole in a thread is proportional to the amount of time that has elapsed since the thread went green on Main.
2012-04-08 12:36:50 PM  
1 vote:
What if I'm using it on other people who are ALSO dicks?
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