marius2: Number 4 (Turkish guy slapping rocks) was the absolute best thing I've seen all week. If you actually know how to fight, especially if you know how to kick, it can kinda ruin some action movies for you. "Oh man, that was one hell of a crescent kick *rolls eyes*"
Therion: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x656]can destroy 350lb berserkers with her bare hands.
Derwood: No Liam Neeson?
TravisBickle62: Derwood: No Liam Neeson?Liam was a full-contact karate champion long before he went into acting
The_Sponge: Side note:I love "Burn Notice", but I chuckle every time Fiona kicks ass in a fight.
swahnhennessy: No one on the internet makes me laugh as consistently as Seanbaby. Out loud, even.
T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 466x310]Least convincing fight scenes since Howard the Duck./Sharon Stone wasn't bad, I guess
DanInKansas: My wife asked "Is Sarah Michelle Geller on there?"Because we both knew she should have been.
CygnusDarius: Derwood: No Liam Neeson?[geekonfilm.files.wordpress.com image 500x365]I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for troll bait, I can tell you I don't have the patience. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you retract from your comment now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill yourelease the Kraken.
thornhill: Mark Wahlberg, no question.Not only is he an even worse actor than Schwarzenegger, but he has this totally undeserving and unconvincing air to him that he's the coolest guy in the world (George Clooney and Brad Pitt have it, but they can get away with it).
StopLurkListen: The most believable action stars:...Jason Statham...
The_Gallant_Gallstone: thornhill: Mark Wahlberg, no question.Not only is he an even worse actor than Schwarzenegger, but he has this totally undeserving and unconvincing air to him that he's the coolest guy in the world (George Clooney and Brad Pitt have it, but they can get away with it).What... what's going on? I don't get it.Man... I gotta work out. What's going on here?What the HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?
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