South Beach in Miami used to be awesome but it's pretty tame now.

There's a nude beach in Toronto.

And by 'nude beach', I mean a place for gay guys to hang out. It's a beach on an island off the city's waterfront. Right next to the city's airport. Must be a sight for inter-city commuters when taking off.

I'm also guessing it's not so popular in the winter months.

Was this man by any chance spotted in the area?

What about fapping? if fapping ok?

Always bring a ruler for measuring.

Don't bring that weird boner either.

Karl Pilkington:It's not about being nude and being free. They just don't like wearing pants. (new window, NSFW language)

On the few topless-optional beaches that I have seen, there were about 10 dudes in thongs and speedos for every 1 topless hottie.

Pretty much anywhere with water is topless here, even the public swimming pool. It's generally kind of out of the norm to be completely naked at the beach, but not "weird" I'd say.

/Spain

I went to a nude beach in Portugal but my wife made us leave when it became readily apparent my erection wasn't going to go away. Ever. It wasn't even because there were tons of hot women on the beach (there weren't that many, most people were middle aged and kinda flabby). I think my junk was just happy to be out and wanted to show everybody his thanks.

Grey Street: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Don't bring that weird boner either.

What about the regular one? Is that one okay?

I was at Stinson Beach with a friend once, and he asked it I'd ever been to the nude beach near there. I told him yes, so he wanted to go. It's a long hike down to the beach. We get there and set up in a sunny spot. Along comes a family, dad, mom and their 14-15-year-old daughter, who was going to be a fine woman someday. I'm casual because I'm just there to get some Sun. My friend sees that young girl, and after about three minutes, he suddenly yelps "I gotta go!" And he sprinted up the trail all the way to the car. He shoulda just sprinted into the 42 degree water, cause it woulda taken care of his weird boner. So my answer is no, control yourself. :)

AbbeySomeone: I was at Baker Hot Springs a few years back and everyone was naked and enjoying a soak. A family with 2 teenagers hiked in a asked everyone to put their clothes on because they had teenagers. Their request was met with naked silence. They made a fuss about rude people (really?) and left.

We live in a strange and hung-up sexually repressed culture.

AbbeySomeone: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: AbbeySomeone: I was at Baker Hot Springs a few years back and everyone was naked and enjoying a soak. A family with 2 teenagers hiked in a asked everyone to put their clothes on because they had teenagers. Their request was met with naked silence. They made a fuss about rude people (really?) and left.

We live in a strange and hung-up sexually repressed culture.

It's f*cked up isn't it?

Yup. You can always tell an American, but you can't tell him much.

AbbeySomeone: It's f*cked up isn't it?

The weirdness of being nude wears off pretty quick for most. You'd still need to get over the hump of taking off clothes, though. America could go topless (if it was a necessity) and probably be comfortable with it in half an hour.

Oznog: Where do I even GET a mini-sombrero?

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