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(WorldNetDaily)   Obama stole the Democrat nomination by causing a Congresswoman to have a brain aneurysm   (wnd.com) divider line 234
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2012-04-08 02:14:52 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Mildot: There is a bright spot to Obummer's Presidency

[www.newsnet14.com image 293x368]

You're a boring person.


Much rather be boring than to be drunk on obama kool aid
Much rather make my own way through life than to depend on the government handouts
Much rather have self-esteem and think for myself that to be, well like you farkers
 
2012-04-08 02:16:11 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-08 02:16:35 PM

Mildot: There is a bright spot to Obummer's Presidency

[www.newsnet14.com image 293x368]


Actually, Carter's average ranking on a list of scholarly surveys reported on Wikipedia is 27. Warren Harding ranks last, and James Buchanan, who failed to do anything to avert the Civil War, ranks 2nd to last.

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-08 02:17:35 PM

Mildot: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x512]


This is a joke about Congress, right?
 
2012-04-08 02:18:32 PM
opps, wrong poster... now please excuse me, I have to go look for easter eggs.

pissedofftreerat.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-08 02:19:17 PM

thamike: Mildot: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x512]

This is a joke about Congress, right?


No, but they are a joke...
 
2012-04-08 02:20:12 PM

Mildot: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x512]


Did you by any chance ever notice that Fark is organized by topics, headlines, and threads that discuss those headlines?
 
2012-04-08 02:21:24 PM
hill-kleerup.org
What Republicans actually believe.
 
2012-04-08 02:21:58 PM

Mildot: opps, wrong poster... now please excuse me, I have to go look for easter eggs.


And "easter eggs" is a euphemism for what?
 
2012-04-08 02:28:31 PM

s2s2s2: Today's AE comic:


Yuppo, both political parties have been absolutely farking awful on that stuff and all of the worst stuff has passed Obama's desk with veto proof majorities.

/Prolly a reason their approval number are at an historic low.

Your wonderful new AE concern troll memes should be renamed "Both Sides Are Bad So Vote Republican".

/Provided BSABSVR (who, I believe, has copy-written the phrase) licenses you their use.
//No cheques from you, of course.
///Cash up front or no deal.
 
2012-04-08 02:30:55 PM

Mildot: There is a bright spot to Obummer's Presidency

[www.newsnet14.com image 293x368]


Mr. Van Winkle, you better sit down for this, we need to talk about the years 2001 thru 2009...
 
2012-04-08 02:32:46 PM

Mildot: opps, wrong poster... now please excuse me, I have to go look for easter eggs.

[pissedofftreerat.files.wordpress.com image 640x505]


Right... because it's better to let the system crumble than do anything to fix it.

Stellar logic.

Your 5 year old peers will certainly agree with your wisdom as the lot of you gather easter eggs.

/CUT TAXES NOT DEFENSE
//ZERO TAXES!!!
 
2012-04-08 02:38:16 PM
Mildot 2012-04-08 02:07:37 PM

[Laziest]

(farky'd as: Republicans make Alts to better get their point across.)

There is a bright spot to Obummer's Presidency

[WAAAHH CARTER WURST WAAHH.jpg]


Sh*t, man, you're not even foaming it in.
You're banging rocks together.
 
2012-04-08 02:39:36 PM

LordJiro: apoptotic: sprawl15: imapirate: Remember kids, everything is a conspiracy. Every. Thing.

I find it disturbing that the conspiracy to undermine Hillary extends even to Hillary. Is nobody safe to trust?

IIRC their "explanation" for that is that Obama threatened to kill Chelsea if Hillary didn't cooperate.

Because after all, a relatively new Senator TOTALLY has the resources to realistically threaten the Clinton Crime Family.

/Don't really believe the Clinton Crime Family nonsense, Just turning wingnut 'theories' against each other.


When the reptilian Illuminati want something done, it gets done.
/WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!111ONEONE
 
2012-04-08 02:48:17 PM
The derp from WND is so densely concentrated I almost feel like I'm having a brain aneurysm while reading it.

I usually just wade into it far enough that my right eye starts twitching and then I know it's time to stop, take a step back and a deep breath.
 
2012-04-08 02:52:13 PM

quatchi: The derp from WND is so densely concentrated I almost feel like I'm having a brain aneurysm while reading it.

I usually just wade into it far enough that my right eye starts twitching and then I know it's time to stop, take a step back and a deep breath.


Go to the Control Panel and disable Realistic Odorama on your Windows 7 toolbar.
 
2012-04-08 02:52:52 PM
SkinnyHead: conservatives have been much more respectful to Obama.

I HATE LIBS: Conservatives give that uncle tom successful and attractive african american more respect

ALL RIGHT MODS!!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THE GODS DAMN BOTS IN HERE
 
2012-04-08 03:11:00 PM

Mildot: There is a bright spot to Obummer's Presidency

[www.newsnet14.com image 293x368]


Franklin Pierce and Warren Harding frown on your shenanigans.
 
2012-04-08 03:28:37 PM

Mugato: So he's a Sith Lord now?


i152.photobucket.com

/This is what wingnuts actually believe
//That website in the photo makes WingNutDaily look sane
///A-wing-a-nut a-wing-a-nut a-wing-a-nut a-wing-a-nut....
 
2012-04-08 03:31:02 PM
Mildot you suck at trying to be printboy. Go away you cock.

All I got from that article is Jerome Corsi is 300 pounds of shiat shoveled into a 200 pound skinsuit. Seriously, what a pudgeball.
 
2012-04-08 03:33:29 PM

bugontherug: Mildot: There is a bright spot to Obummer's Presidency

[www.newsnet14.com image 293x368]

Actually, Carter's average ranking on a list of scholarly surveys reported on Wikipedia is 27. Warren Harding ranks last, and James Buchanan, who failed to do anything to avert the Civil War, ranks 2nd to last.

Link (new window)


Durn librul elitist perfessors think they know moah than th' rest of us jest cuz they edumacated.
 
2012-04-08 03:39:49 PM

Scaryduck: Read "by Jerome Corsi" and knew I had read enough.


Read "World Net Daily" and knew I had read enough.

/IOW: DNRTFA
 
2012-04-08 04:24:50 PM
I think Obama's not from America. He ain't Kenyan, he's a Turk...

4.bp.blogspot.com

/The Emperor Protects!
 
2012-04-08 04:25:26 PM

thamike: quatchi: The derp from WND is so densely concentrated I almost feel like I'm having a brain aneurysm while reading it.

I usually just wade into it far enough that my right eye starts twitching and then I know it's time to stop, take a step back and a deep breath.

Go to the Control Panel and disable Realistic Odorama on your Windows 7 toolbar.


Okay.

*clickitty clickitty click click click*

Done.

See, now that's an example of a feature that should default to off. Techno-deficient people like me shouldn't have to hunt through a menu to turn it off.

That all noted, ty for the tip. I imagine that it's gonna make a heckuva difference in the Santorum threads. I may be able to read them without having to open an IRL window.
 
2012-04-08 04:36:01 PM
Racism is a helleva thing. Seriously. When you have to make up stuff just to drum up support, you're not even playing politics anymore. You're just showing how utterly scared you are of everything and everyone.

Jesus Christ, Republicans, get a farking hold of yourself.
 
2012-04-08 04:37:52 PM
From the Clinton Death List:

Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.

Link (new window)

From the Obama Death List:

GANDY BAUGH - Attorney for Obama friend Antonin Rezko died by falling out an eightieth story window of the Hancock Tower, January, 2003. His client was a convicted Chinese spy.

Link (new window)

Obama to Hillary during the primaries: Remember that guy you and Bill had whacked in the 90s? Well, I brought the guy back to life just so I could kill him again. Do you really wanna mess with me?
 
2012-04-08 04:45:31 PM

HighOnCraic: From the Clinton Death List:

Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.

Link (new window)

From the Obama Death List:

GANDY BAUGH - Attorney for Obama friend Antonin Rezko died by falling out an eightieth story window of the Hancock Tower, January, 2003. His client was a convicted Chinese spy.

Link (new window)

Obama to Hillary during the primaries: Remember that guy you and Bill had whacked in the 90s? Well, I brought the guy back to life just so I could kill him again. Do you really wanna mess with me?


Well, to be honest, Obama *is* a Chicago Democrat, and Chicago Democrats have a history of restoring the dead to life (usually just for elections, though).
 
2012-04-08 05:04:37 PM

ClavellBCMI: HighOnCraic: From the Clinton Death List:

Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.

Link (new window)

From the Obama Death List:

GANDY BAUGH - Attorney for Obama friend Antonin Rezko died by falling out an eightieth story window of the Hancock Tower, January, 2003. His client was a convicted Chinese spy.

Link (new window)

Obama to Hillary during the primaries: Remember that guy you and Bill had whacked in the 90s? Well, I brought the guy back to life just so I could kill him again. Do you really wanna mess with me?

Well, to be honest, Obama *is* a Chicago Democrat, and Chicago Democrats have a history of restoring the dead to life (usually just for elections, though).


Right. We should trust WorldNetDaily's version of events, because they represent the highest level of journalistic integ--


WorldNetDaily
Claim: Dead Bigfoot stored on ice
Hunters promise to release pictures, DNA evidence of Sasquatch creature
Published: 08/13/2008 at 8:25 PM

Hunters in northern Georgia claim they have a "Bigfoot" carcass stored in a freezer and promise to release telling photographs and DNA evidence of the legendary creature.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer plan to fly to Palo Alto, Calif., and unveil proof of their discovery at a noon press conference Friday at the Cabana Hotel, according to a report by Searching for Bigfoot Inc. The event will be open to members of the news media only.

Link (new window)

Besides, if Bill Clinton is the Anti-Christ (which a 2001 WND editorial claims), and "Bill Clinton does nothing without the advice and consent of Hillary Rodham Clinton. You can take that to the bank," why is WND trying to support the wife and chief adviser to the Anti-Christ?

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-08 05:08:32 PM

ClavellBCMI: Well, to be honest, Obama *is* a Chicago Democrat, and Chicago Democrats have a history of restoring the dead to life (usually just for elections, though).


That's common? I've lived in Chicago for 30 years, and haven't seen it. But obviously you have better information. Please give us details.

TIA!
 
2012-04-08 05:26:30 PM

quatchi: ///Cash up front or no deal.


Actually, they recommend voting third party, or at least being more involved in re-injecting liberalism into the Democratic Party.
But hey, way to nail me if there was only "both" sides!

/BSABSVR is waiting for payment.
 
2012-04-08 05:28:23 PM

Bathia_Mapes: hackhix: I can't stand Obama, but WTF am I reading?

Let's see. It says the article is by Jerome R Corsi & after that you've got:

Jerome R. Corsi, a Harvard Ph.D., is a WND senior staff reporter. He has authored many books, including No. 1 N.Y. Times best-sellers "The Obama Nation" and "Unfit for Command." Corsi's latest book is "Where's the REAL Birth Certificate?"



Trust me. That's all you need to know. You don't even have to waste your time reading the drivel he wrote after that introduction.


serious LOL - but I kinda knew that :P
 
2012-04-08 05:29:05 PM

cameroncrazy1984: s2s2s2: Funny, the only thing I like about the guy pretty much all stems from his blackness

What is this I don't even


You know, how he claps, sings, and dominates the rim. Also his general calm and coolness. I think he's a great guy, I just don't think "the president" is the one calling the shots. It has little to do with Mr Obama, Job Creator*.

*aimed at Republicans' claim that millionaires = job creators.
 
2012-04-08 05:31:05 PM

Fart_Machine: So how much do they pay you to spam that comic?


Nothing. I like them because they are liberal > democratic. I like liberal. I'm pretty farking liberal.
 
2012-04-08 05:37:32 PM
We've got some hard core conservative humor going on in this thread. Someone start posting Conservative Teen cartoons, stat.
 
2012-04-08 05:45:49 PM

s2s2s2: quatchi: ///Cash up front or no deal.

Actually, they recommend voting third party, or at least being more involved in re-injecting liberalism into the Democratic Party.
But hey, way to nail me if there was only "both" sides!

/BSABSVR is waiting for payment.


Well after watching the debacle that was Hillaryis44 and Republicans backing green party nominees in order to cynically draw votes away from the Dems, Operation Chaos and the like excuse me for looking at those posters and feeling a tiny bit of suspicion.

I'm politically farther to the left than the Democratic party and while I would certainly enjoy seeing a resurgence of true progressive thought and convictions followed by appropriate legislation I'm calling shenanigans here. 10pds has been concern trolling from the left for a while and the fact that he's made these things his entire schtick today rather dooms them in advance. The fact that they are largely incoherent doesn't help much either.
 
2012-04-08 05:49:31 PM

Mentat: We've got some hard core conservative humor going on in this thread. Someone start posting Conservative Teen cartoons, stat.


www.strangecosmos.com

/ WTF_Am_I_Reading.jpg
 
2012-04-08 06:06:18 PM

jaytkay: Mentat: We've got some hard core conservative humor going on in this thread. Someone start posting Conservative Teen cartoons, stat.

[www.strangecosmos.com image 640x240]

/ WTF_Am_I_Reading.jpg


That's from The Onion right?

/Please tell me it is so it would make more sense
 
2012-04-08 06:08:33 PM

jaytkay: Mentat: We've got some hard core conservative humor going on in this thread. Someone start posting Conservative Teen cartoons, stat.

[www.strangecosmos.com image 640x240]

/ WTF_Am_I_Reading.jpg


Holy sh*t, it's for real.

www.christiancartoons.com
 
2012-04-08 06:10:25 PM

jaytkay: Mentat: We've got some hard core conservative humor going on in this thread. Someone start posting Conservative Teen cartoons, stat.

[www.strangecosmos.com image 640x240]

/ WTF_Am_I_Reading.jpg


It's a clear warning against selling out your morals and integrity to big-money corporate interests. So vote Republican.
 
2012-04-08 06:16:12 PM

jaytkay: Mentat: We've got some hard core conservative humor going on in this thread. Someone start posting Conservative Teen cartoons, stat.

[www.strangecosmos.com image 640x240]

/ WTF_Am_I_Reading.jpg


Agreed. They should call that the "Strawdogersons".

Lots of RW projection going on there.
 
2012-04-08 06:20:10 PM

quatchi: incoherent


[inigomontoya.jpg]
 
2012-04-08 06:28:31 PM

WizardofToast: People who read WND and take it seriously are capable of voting. Think about that.


The thing to do, then, is start a rumor campaign that touching the electronic voting machines will instantly sample your DNA, fingerprints and retina scan, and send the information to Democrat Secret Command so that anyone voting Republican can IMMEDIATELY be snapped up as they leave the polls and carted off to a FEMA camp; thus, even if B. HUSSEIN fartbongo loses the election, it won't matter because all the good honest Americans will already be locked away in his vile clutches.

That even sounds like something they'd believe.
 
2012-04-08 06:45:53 PM

Mrtraveler01: jaytkay: Mentat: We've got some hard core conservative humor going on in this thread. Someone start posting Conservative Teen cartoons, stat.

[www.strangecosmos.com image 640x240]

/ WTF_Am_I_Reading.jpg

That's from The Onion right?

/Please tell me it is so it would make more sense


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-08 07:02:57 PM

LordJiro: Christ, Corsi is STILL butthurt that Obama farked sales of his books by releasing the "long form"?

/Also that a black man with an "unAmerican" name is President.


Pretty much. Remember, this was supposed to be his big best-seller that blew the doors off the conspiracy. The book was only out a week or so when Obama released the long form, relegating it almost instantly to the 99-cent bin. Now, WND is stuck with warehouses of this book that they literally can't give away.
 
2012-04-08 07:04:02 PM

thamike: jaytkay: Mentat: We've got some hard core conservative humor going on in this thread. Someone start posting Conservative Teen cartoons, stat.

[www.strangecosmos.com image 640x240]

/ WTF_Am_I_Reading.jpg

Holy sh*t, it's for real.

[www.christiancartoons.com image 460x377]


Wait, what? Are they trying to say that Thanksgiving only exists because of the Bible and it's a Christian holiday...? And why are they taking out their wallets?
 
2012-04-08 07:51:34 PM

EnviroDude: dstanley: I'd sooner put a rabid ferret in my pants than click a WND link, so can I get a summary?

/kthxbye

A LA woman volunteered for Hillary. She was called a racist because she didn't support Obama. She alleges that Obama supporters committed voter intimidation, fraud and other illegal practices during the primaries. She alleges that the DNC changed the rules so that he would win the nomination.

In other words, business as usual.


I did take some pleasure out of seeing the race card used against the Clintons. The media even got on board and accused Bill Clinton of racism because he supported his wife over the One.

I don't think Bill is racist, but he has used this reflexive leftist nonsense to his advantage in the past, so live by the sword, die by it.
 
2012-04-08 08:14:55 PM

thamike: jaytkay: Mentat: We've got some hard core conservative humor going on in this thread. Someone start posting Conservative Teen cartoons, stat.

[www.strangecosmos.com image 640x240]

/ WTF_Am_I_Reading.jpg

Holy sh*t, it's for real.

[www.christiancartoons.com image 460x377]


John pays prostitute. John wants prostitute to say thanks. It's right in the Bible?
 
2012-04-08 08:31:31 PM
"You can see it in the caucus states with what Ron Paul is experiencing. It is no different from what we experienced. There's systematic fraud done by the party leadership to manipulate our votes to whatever they want it to be. It has nothing to do with what the American people want."

Waited until the last paragraph to pull that out I see. WND is learning.
 
2012-04-08 08:31:59 PM

Nemo's Brother: I did take some pleasure out of seeing the race card used against the Clintons. The media even got on board and accused Bill Clinton of racism because he supported his wife over the One


[citation needed]

And I love the accusation of "the media" as if it's one giant monolith, even though it consists of hundreds of different companies, publications, shows and personalities. But it was "the media" that did it.
 
2012-04-08 08:46:35 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Nemo's Brother: I did take some pleasure out of seeing the race card used against the Clintons. The media even got on board and accused Bill Clinton of racism because he supported his wife over the One

[citation needed]

And I love the accusation of "the media" as if it's one giant monolith, even though it consists of hundreds of different companies, publications, shows and personalities. But it was "the media" that did it.


So does that mean all media is MSM?
 
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