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(SeattlePI)   Does espresso made by a bikini barista get you all hot and frothy? You might want to check for security cameras before you act on that impulse   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2012-04-08 02:07:09 AM  
That latte stand isn't too far from my house, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

/They don't call it "Sinwood" for nothing.
 
2012-04-08 05:24:29 AM  
No picture of the hambeast that reported this to the Health Department?
 
2012-04-08 06:23:52 AM  

Ed Finnerty: No picture of the hambeast that reported this to the Health Department?


No, they were chickensh*t anonymous.
I have no tolerance for busybodies or sneaky BS.
 
2012-04-08 06:29:55 AM  
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
 
2012-04-08 06:33:17 AM  
I have worked in many restaurants and if all they got caught doing was having sex they should consider themselves lucky. Plain old sex is MINOR compared to the shenanigans that went on there.
 
2012-04-08 06:37:25 AM  

digitalpirate: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


More like a digitalundergroundpirate, right?
 
2012-04-08 06:39:52 AM  
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
 
2012-04-08 06:42:18 AM  
Seems about right for Lynnwood.

I would have also accepted Renton and Kent.
 
2012-04-08 06:42:53 AM  
So the problem isn't that they had sex there, it was that they may have been using it as a bedroom. nice.

//Sex packets, a dollar or two
///Just tell me, how many for you
 
2012-04-08 06:43:14 AM  
ah, the sexy coffee stands. a washington institution(yes i know they're all over).

mediocre coffee, usually a fairly attractive young lady not wearing a lot.

could be worse.

/in europe the first question out of anyone's mouth would be 'hows the coffee?'
 
2012-04-08 06:43:46 AM  

digitalpirate: I have worked in many restaurants and if all they got caught doing was having sex they should consider themselves lucky. Plain old sex is MINOR compared to the shenanigans that went on there.


I'd say it's a given. If most people knew what went on in restaurants they'd never go in.
 
2012-04-08 06:45:51 AM  
No, subby,it isn't the espresso.
 
2012-04-08 06:59:54 AM  
 
2012-04-08 07:10:19 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Ed Finnerty: No picture of the hambeast that reported this to the Health Department?

No, they were chickensh*t anonymous.
I have no tolerance for busybodies or sneaky BS.


You wouldn't be annoyed if your boss and his girlfriend were using your cubicle for sex randomly?

I phrase it that way because said tipster had access to the security camera footage, i.e. they're another employee of the coffee stand.

//Or I guess the owner, but I've never met a property owner that actually gave a shiat about things like that.

cretinbob: So the problem isn't that they had sex there, it was that they may have been using it as a bedroom. nice.


Yup. You can largely have sex where you want so long as it doesn't constitute "in public", but may god have mercy on your soul if you violate city zoning and usage ordinances. Welcome to property management.

//To be fair, I don't actually disagree with those priorities.
 
2012-04-08 07:19:27 AM  
Fun fact: The german word "Latte" (for pole, rod, slat) is a frequently used euphemism for a boner.

/Coincidence?
 
2012-04-08 07:20:33 AM  

dougfm: What a guy having sex with a barista might look like (NSFW) (new window)


See, at least he was nice enough to prep her.
 
2012-04-08 07:26:34 AM  
First came the mile high club...now it's the caffeine high club.

/did it in a phone booth (when there was such an enclosure)
 
2012-04-08 07:37:06 AM  
blah something I did it on the 50-yard line of the superbowl at halftime something blah....
 
2012-04-08 07:55:14 AM  
" "If they're having sex inside that stand, and they're preparing food and beverages for people, that's uncalled for," said one customer."

No kidding. Just show me the sex and forget the food.
 
2012-04-08 07:58:53 AM  

dougfm: What a guy having sex with a barista might look like (NSFW) (new window)


So, given the angle and placement of some of those cameras, I think the owner had more than 'security' in mind.
 
2012-04-08 08:34:42 AM  

Jim_Callahan: AbbeySomeone: Ed Finnerty: No picture of the hambeast that reported this to the Health Department?

No, they were chickensh*t anonymous.
I have no tolerance for busybodies or sneaky BS.

You wouldn't be annoyed if your boss and his girlfriend were using your cubicle for sex randomly?

I phrase it that way because said tipster had access to the security camera footage, i.e. they're another employee of the coffee stand.

//Or I guess the owner, but I've never met a property owner that actually gave a shiat about things like that.

cretinbob: So the problem isn't that they had sex there, it was that they may have been using it as a bedroom. nice.

Yup. You can largely have sex where you want so long as it doesn't constitute "in public", but may god have mercy on your soul if you violate city zoning and usage ordinances. Welcome to property management.

//To be fair, I don't actually disagree with those priorities.


Well. I don't have a 'cubicle' and that isn't the issue here. So what if they were having sex in there. Somebody was jealous and intrusive enough to report them.
Yes, I know I'm not of the normal mindset but people that get in other people's business or personal affairs are scum. I always wonder what goes wrong in their own minds to make them feel that this is OK. Whoever reported this should be outed and ridiculed.
 
2012-04-08 08:38:22 AM  
I'm having sex on camera right now, so I'm getting a kick

Hey, it's not my fault you weirdos like watching me jack it.

Who wants to report me? Yes! Report me! Harder!
 
2012-04-08 08:47:31 AM  
/flap flap flap
 
2012-04-08 08:49:41 AM  
There is never any sex in commercial kitchens... or cubices, or offices, or anywhere else people may be inclined to copulate while at work...

/bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
 
2012-04-08 08:54:41 AM  
Inspectors determined there's no evidence the owner and one of his girls is using the stand as a bedroom.


They were sleeping there, too?
 
2012-04-08 08:57:00 AM  

BunkyBrewman: There is never any sex in commercial kitchens... or cubices, or offices, or anywhere else people may be inclined to copulate while at work...

/bwahahahahahahaha!!!!


I knew a couple of crazy kids who had sex several times on the stainless steel food preparation table in the kitchen of our dorm. I like to think they at least wiped it down when they were done.
 
2012-04-08 09:23:44 AM  
What is the point of them being mostly naked if you can't have sex with them? Do they really serve food or just bring it to the window for you to look at?
 
2012-04-08 09:26:38 AM  

Thisbymaster: What is the point of them being mostly naked if you can't have sex with them? Do they really serve food or just bring it to the window for you to look at?


You do know that there are strip clubs, right?

And you do know that you don't get to have sex with the girls at a strip club, but that lots and lots of people still go to them?

I think that his is kind of the same thing.

There are many coffee houses, and I think that these are just looking for a competitive edge - a reason to go to them instead of the others in the area.

People are going to buy coffee, why not go to the one with the sexy, scantily clad girls serving it?
 
2012-04-08 09:32:12 AM  
Ecdysiast?
Intriguing...
Pictures please
 
2012-04-08 09:36:43 AM  
"If they're having sex inside that stand, and they're preparing food and beverages for people,

Cream in your coffee?
 
2012-04-08 09:57:00 AM  
www.straitpinkie.com

thepursuitofliberty.files.wordpress.com

www.straitpinkie.com

cache.jalopnik.com

www.tokeofthetown.com
 
2012-04-08 10:01:18 AM  
Link (new window) Probably NSFW
 
2012-04-08 10:05:48 AM  

larrycot: Link (new window) Probably NSFW


Is that a chick in a bikini or a manatee?
 
2012-04-08 10:15:18 AM  

Jack_Knopf: larrycot: Link (new window) Probably NSFW

Is that a chick in a bikini or a manatee?


She's way too fat to fit inside a manatee.
 
2012-04-08 10:24:46 AM  

X-Geek: Jack_Knopf: larrycot: Link (new window) Probably NSFW

Is that a chick in a bikini or a manatee?

She's way too fat to fit inside a manatee.


Someone should call that place and speak with the manager. Let him know he's been hotlinked on Fark and to get his A-team in there rather than whatever washed up on the beach this morning.

/I actually feel bad for saying that
//Still clicking "Add Comment"
 
2012-04-08 10:26:37 AM  
/b/ was trying to hook up some lucky Domino's delivery guy at this shop Friday night

/or so I've been told
//don't know if he ever came
 
2012-04-08 10:27:59 AM  

dougfm: What a guy having sex with a barista might look like (NSFW) (new window)


Ugh that place looks like a dump.

Sex is probably the least dirty thing happening in that coffee shack
 
2012-04-08 10:29:20 AM  
I won't be buying my coffee there unless they're using their own milk. I've heard human milk is sweeter than cow's, so I wouldn't need to add sugar.
 
2012-04-08 10:31:42 AM  
 
2012-04-08 10:34:46 AM  

emersonbiggins: /b/ was trying to hook up some lucky Domino's delivery guy at this shop Friday night

/or so I've been told
//don't know if he ever came


I've seen a vid like that. Perhaps I will practice my tube-fu tonight and bless you all with a very NSFW link.

/working
 
2012-04-08 10:38:12 AM  
Thank goodness for security cameras. He might have been sleeping in a coffee shop!
 
2012-04-08 10:41:16 AM  

dougfm: What a guy having sex with a barista might look like (NSFW) (new window)


Was that from the coffee shop in question, or is that unrelated to this coffee shop?
 
2012-04-08 10:46:30 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Thisbymaster: What is the point of them being mostly naked if you can't have sex with them? Do they really serve food or just bring it to the window for you to look at?

You do know that there are strip clubs, right?

And you do know that you don't get to have sex with the girls at a strip club, but that lots and lots of people still go to them?

I think that his is kind of the same thing.

There are many coffee houses, and I think that these are just looking for a competitive edge - a reason to go to them instead of the others in the area.

People are going to buy coffee, why not go to the one with the sexy, scantily clad girls serving it?


What kind of a prudish strip club do you work at?
 
2012-04-08 10:47:30 AM  

Jack_Knopf: X-Geek: Jack_Knopf: larrycot: Link (new window) Probably NSFW

Is that a chick in a bikini or a manatee?

She's way too fat to fit inside a manatee.

Someone should call that place and speak with the manager. Let him know he's been hotlinked on Fark and to get his A-team in there rather than whatever washed up on the beach this morning.

/I actually feel bad for saying that
//Still clicking "Add Comment"


I always feel a little bad when I see a"flatso."
 
2012-04-08 10:54:45 AM  

larrycot: Link (new window) Probably NSFW


Holy crap. Camera 1 is showing some horror film. "The Thighs that Crushed Seattle."
 
2012-04-08 10:55:32 AM  
MoronLessOff:

Teen ass is good.

Happy Easter
 
2012-04-08 10:58:51 AM  

Jack_Knopf: X-Geek: Jack_Knopf: larrycot: Link (new window) Probably NSFW

Is that a chick in a bikini or a manatee?

She's way too fat to fit inside a manatee.

Someone should call that place and speak with the manager. Let him know he's been hotlinked on Fark and to get his A-team in there rather than whatever washed up on the beach this morning.

/I actually feel bad for saying that
//Still clicking "Add Comment"


Yeah, I feel a little bad for posting this:
i614.photobucket.com
but then I saw her dancing...
i48.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-08 11:00:16 AM  
www.hardcoredreamer.com
 
2012-04-08 11:01:04 AM  
I think I need to go get a latte and tip Ms. Manatee a bottle of diet pills.

/subby
//had no idea about the live feed
 
2012-04-08 11:01:11 AM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: MoronLessOff:

Teen ass is good.

Happy Easter


Stupid work, otherwise I'd post more. I need a smart phone.
 
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