FARK.com: (7037779) If you don't like the words in Snoop Dog's book, you can smoke it. The book. The whole damn thing is made of hemp, man

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		If you don't like the words in Snoop Dog's book, you can smoke it. The book. The whole damn thing is made of hemp, man (dailymail.co.uk)		38
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Djkb		2012-04-07 10:03:22 AM

NO WAY!! I gotta check out this brochure!

babysealclubber		2012-04-07 01:46:10 PM

You can't smoke hemp. Well, you can. But it will suck

ladyfortuna		2012-04-07 01:46:50 PM

Well... that's one way to guarantee repeat customers and more book sales.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash		2012-04-07 01:48:27 PM

who among us has never smoked psalms?

FunkOut		2012-04-07 01:49:35 PM

Most paper used to be made of hemp. It makes a superior quality medium for printer's ink.

And yeah, you'll get higher smoking cat nip than hemp paper.

Honest Bender		2012-04-07 01:51:26 PM

I would not want to smoke hemp.

lenfromak		2012-04-07 01:51:36 PM

A hemp parachute saved George Bush the first's life in WW2.

ladyfortuna		2012-04-07 01:52:33 PM

FunkOut: Most paper used to be made of hemp. It makes a superior quality medium for printer's ink.

And yeah, you'll get higher smoking cat nip than hemp paper.

I was under the impression that the pages were intended for rolling up your weed, not a substitute... but what do I know, I've never smoked anything at all.

plc5_250		2012-04-07 01:56:48 PM

Super cool, super useful hemp...

www.stilleagle.com

(hotlinked)

titwrench		2012-04-07 01:56:53 PM

babysealclubber: You can't smoke hemp. Well, you can. But it will suck

This is, by far, the worst headline ever. Hemp is not weed.

Serpoltas		2012-04-07 01:59:19 PM

What a predicament for the nut-jobs who will want to burn the book cause they object to the content.

LeroyBourne		2012-04-07 02:00:56 PM

Who rolls joints anymore? I use to smoke when it was just swag, and joints were fine, with the occasional northern lights crop running through town. Nowadays, the shiat is so potent one puff is all you need, making a joint a waste.

PapaChester		2012-04-07 02:01:25 PM

titwrench: babysealclubber: You can't smoke hemp. Well, you can. But it will suck

This is, by far, the worst headline ever. Hemp is not weed.

Subby must be a Republican....

FunkOut		2012-04-07 02:03:16 PM

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: who among us has never smoked psalms?

Don't smoke revelations, you'll see all kinds of weird shiat.

Sometimes I think John of Patmos was slipped shrooms by his guards.

Inaditch		2012-04-07 02:04:00 PM

Whoever came up with this is a marketing genius.

CrazyCracka420		2012-04-07 02:13:31 PM

The pages are made out of rolling paper...that's what's smokeable...you wouldn't smoke the hemp cover...

The_Fuzz		2012-04-07 02:14:50 PM

FunkOut: Most paper used to be made of hemp. It makes a superior quality medium for printer's ink.

And yeah, you'll get higher smoking cat nip than hemp paper.

And what FunkOut means by getting higher smoking catnip, is that you won't get high at all but it will give you a massive farking headache.

/was drunk and in university
//don't put vodka in a humidifier and inhale the vapours, that leads to an even more massive headache

Ow! That was my feelings!		2012-04-07 02:14:58 PM

Quaker		2012-04-07 02:20:07 PM

Disapproves of this headline

CrazyCracka420		2012-04-07 02:20:24 PM

I just don't like joints, they burn too fast. And if you roll them so tight that they won't burn up real fast, then they don't hit. If you're going to roll something, get a blunt. Otherwise just use whatever piece of glass you prefer.

Saborlas		2012-04-07 02:30:13 PM

ladyfortuna: Well... that's one way to guarantee repeat customers and more book sales.

Indeed. After all, Snoop Dogg's fans are not what I'd call big on reading. Especially not when given a choice about it.

Ow! That was my feelings!		2012-04-07 02:36:59 PM

CrazyCracka420: I just don't like joints, they burn too fast. And if you roll them so tight that they won't burn up real fast, then they don't hit. If you're going to roll something, get a blunt. Otherwise just use whatever piece of glass you prefer.

While it is true joints burn a lot of herb and may indeed be the least effecient means of consumption, so? Maybe I'm just spoiled having two of my best friends growing, thereby meaning we smoke a LOT of J's (and why not?). Joints are also more practical than a pipe in a lot of circumstances.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo		2012-04-07 02:38:30 PM

Vaporizers are the only way to go. Anything else is cruel to your lungs.

ordinarysteve		2012-04-07 02:38:41 PM

The adult in me thinks this is retarded. The stoner in me is looking up the price online.

phenn		2012-04-07 02:43:06 PM

ordinarysteve: The adult in me thinks this is retarded. The stoner in me is looking up the price online.

He's doing one of two things. Either making a statement about our ridiculous hemp prohibition laws (and weed prohibition laws) or he's being a wise-ass.

Either way, I find it amusing. Good on him.

rhondajeremy		2012-04-07 02:45:42 PM

FunkOut: Most paper used to be made of hemp. It makes a superior quality medium for printer's ink.

And yeah, you'll get higher smoking cat nip than hemp paper.

The Declaration of Independence is written on hemp paper. Thomas Jefferson grew hemp.

snocone		2012-04-07 03:18:23 PM

If only W R Hearst had gone w/ hemp for his papers instead of wood pulp,,,

What a wonderful World,

SDRR		2012-04-07 03:27:19 PM

ordinarysteve: The adult in me thinks this is retarded. The stoner in me is looking up the price online.

Gotta have your priorities in order!

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-04-07 03:57:46 PM

I wasn't aware that "snoop" could read. Let alone write a book.

P-Money All $tar		2012-04-07 04:00:36 PM

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: who among us has never smoked psalms?

Like, I smoke the table of contents first, man.
I don't smoke the word, dude. And stay away from puffin' up revelations, I hear it's a bad trip, man.

tweek46420		2012-04-07 06:31:18 PM

LeroyBourne: Who rolls joints anymore? I use to smoke when it was just swag, and joints were fine, with the occasional northern lights crop running through town. Nowadays, the shiat is so potent one puff is all you need, making a joint a waste.

I disagree....there is nothing i like more then rolling up a fatty and sitting in the hot tub....do i need to smoke the whole J....well no, but fark it...sometimes you just wanna puff a fat one

/still not a waste

dang sure		2012-04-07 07:10:26 PM

such a cool clever monkey

dumbass wiggers will be lining up with their parents credit cards

probably buy some dreads too

LeroyB		2012-04-07 07:34:09 PM

I'm guessing that "hemp thing" won't translate well to an eReader.

// Sorry, Kindle Fire.

Bith Set Me Up		2012-04-07 08:02:01 PM

First thing I thought of.

OOBE Juan Kenobi		2012-04-07 09:24:12 PM

Hacker_X		2012-04-08 12:34:46 PM

I want to buy a copy and seal it for a few decades. Even better if you can get it signed. I imagine mint condition copies completely intact are going to be somewhat hard to find shortly after it goes out of print.

NephilimNexus		2012-04-08 01:02:03 PM

MirrorField		2012-04-09 02:32:38 AM

phenn: ordinarysteve: The adult in me thinks this is retarded. The stoner in me is looking up the price online.

He's doing one of two things. Either making a statement about our ridiculous hemp prohibition laws (and weed prohibition laws) or he's being a wise-ass.

He's probably doing both.

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