cman: Ennuipoet: cman: I would put my Edwards in her Dakota

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Dont bullshiat me, you would do the same

Upon receiving the wallet back, the happy owner promised her a motorboat.

SpikeStrip: tap that future fatty now.

*snerk*

This is why there is no such thing as a beautiful woman under the age of 25. (They haven't had a chance to fluff yet)

Yogimus: SpikeStrip: tap that future fatty now.

*snerk*

This is why there is no such thing as a beautiful woman under the age of 25. (They haven't had a chance to fluff yet)

Viagra on set = no more fluffing

Subby why are you looking at her shirt?
/I always look into a woman's eyes
//You know the two under her shirt

I can't tell what her shirt says subby and I don't feel comfortable looking that hard at her chest to find out.

I couldn't make out what her shirt says.
Stard oot?

TFA:She said the first thing she did when she found the wallet was hand it over to her principal.

...Edwards said she was just doing what she thought was the right thing, and she said if ever confronted with a similar circumstance again, she'd do it again.

While I have to commend her for being honest and not greedy, I have to say NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT IS A BAD IDEA.

You don't go to someone in 'authority', *especially* anyone associated with law enforcement and/or the educational system. That's about the worst idea possible, because odds are that *someone* along the way is just itching to exert their little tin god powers and get someone into trouble. And even if there isn't, I would seriously expect the money to vanish somewhere along the way more often than not.

You find something like this, you investigate it yourself. You find the cell number on the receipt, call it yourself, and arrange to return it without involving anyone (other than probably a large male family member who you trust to go with you on the return trip, since you are a teenage girl and you have no idea what this person is like). You don't give anyone in 'authority' a chance to get involved and wave their dicks around in the process.

I know its wrong..but she was cute..that schoolgirl skirt and tee shirt...

/ya ya..i know.

Lipspinach: I couldn't make out what her shirt says.
Stard oot?

I believe the shirt says "Stand Out".

//Cause with her breast size, that's not obvious, or hard to do.
//I didn't look that hard at her chest. Except now my eyes are crossed.

I'm sorry but how old is she again?

Well, making fun of her name would be dumb. I have no idea what her shirt says other than stand out, which is apprapros to her actions.
Not many kids are that homest.

I say, good on ya, lass. We need more kids like her, imo.

Outstanding.

MuonNeutrino: TFA:She said the first thing she did when she found the wallet was hand it over to her principal.

...Edwards said she was just doing what she thought was the right thing, and she said if ever confronted with a similar circumstance again, she'd do it again.

While I have to commend her for being honest and not greedy, I have to say NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT IS A BAD IDEA.

You don't go to someone in 'authority', *especially* anyone associated with law enforcement and/or the educational system. That's about the worst idea possible, because odds are that *someone* along the way is just itching to exert their little tin god powers and get someone into trouble. And even if there isn't, I would seriously expect the money to vanish somewhere along the way more often than not.

You find something like this, you investigate it yourself. You find the cell number on the receipt, call it yourself, and arrange to return it without involving anyone (other than probably a large male family member who you trust to go with you on the return trip, since you are a teenage girl and you have no idea what this person is like). You don't give anyone in 'authority' a chance to get involved and wave their dicks around in the process.

O.o

It's a fine story but it's farking sad that something like this, that we all should do without giving it a second thought, gets labelled with a "hero" tag because there are so many assholes out there that would just take the money and run.

I found a wallet with hundreds of dollars in it when I was a teen. Passports, credit cards, SIN cards, etc as well. I called the number I found in the phone repeatedly, and after 5 days of no reply I turned it into the police (with everything still in it). Apparently this woman picked it up an hour later.

I didn't even get a thank you, nevermind a reward.

"he was very grateful. He gave me a hug and shook my hand."

Dude "lost" his wallet, and ended up hugging a nicely developing 14 year old all for just a hundred bucks.

/I may have to try that

Burke Turkey: I found a wallet with hundreds of dollars in it when I was a teen. Passports, credit cards, SIN cards, etc as well. I called the number I found in the phone repeatedly, and after 5 days of no reply I turned it into the police (with everything still in it). Apparently this woman picked it up an hour later.

I didn't even get a thank you, nevermind a reward.

Wait, backup. How did you manage to change the wallet's appearance to look like the police?

/in to...

She should use the money to buy some Wonder Bras.

I lost my wallet at the Louvre in Paris not 3 days ago, 30 minutes later someone had turned it in at the lost and found and left all the Euros in it as well. Pretty awesome of him/her.

I wanna tongue punch her fart box

Let's try this again

"He was really grateful. He gave me a hug and shook my hand."

DeadMouseTails: Lipspinach: I couldn't make out what her shirt says.
Stard oot?

I believe the shirt says "Stand Out".

//Cause with her breast size, that's not obvious, or hard to do.
//I didn't look that hard at her chest. Except now my eyes are crossed.

I looked at it real good, heh, just couldn't make it out.
Thanks. I can sleep now.

Well something really stands out;)

What a girl with good moral character, pretty face, and attractive body! She's awesome, it's like someone gifted her with all the goods a woman would ever need!

Pincy: It's a fine story but it's farking sad that something like this, that we all should do without giving it a second thought, gets labelled with a "hero" tag because there are so many assholes out there that would just take the money and run.

I don't even understand how this is a news article - which makes it perfect for Fark of course, but really, is this so strange? I know it's a cynical world, but I do think most people would hand in a wallet, regardless of the amount of cash within it.

I once found a purse with 5k in it. I returned it. The asian dry cleaners I returned it too didn't even say thank you. They thought I stole it.

CSB

I wonder if this would have been a story if she didn't have such a nice rack.

8th grade? What the hell are they putting in the water up there? Miracle-Gro?

SERIOUSLY cute now; will ripen and rot by 18.

Good character, though.

she reminds me of melissa joan hart minus the lazy eye

poor girl ... no good deed goes unpunished. She gets $100 and probably 1000 e-stalkers.

I find wallets and purses all the time. One time I was in a reverse situation as this. A girl half my age. Well underage and jailbate came in for her purse. Hot and latino. She had a couple hundred bucks in there she says but what got me is she hugged me and said 'Omg is there anything I can do? Thank you so much! Ohhh i though i lost it all!' Im married. Im honest enough not to steal purses and wallets. Not gonna cheat on my wife. But I still can kick myself and wonder...

Mugato: Does it seem suspicious to anyone else that the guy had that much cash in a wallet with no ID?

Im shocked the cops didn't hold the cash for further "investigation"

turbocucumber: Outstanding.

Standouting.