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(BBC)   Can Tottenham close the gap on third? Can Liverpool break out of their downward slide? Can Blackburn keep away from relegation? All this plus United and City both in action for the title race in this week's Premier League thread   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 343
    More: Cool, Premier League, Tottenham, Liverpool, Mario Balotelli, Carlos Tevez, Steve Bruce, Aaron Lennon, Sheffield Wednesday  
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2012-04-07 10:57:56 AM  
At least I can perv on Eric Lichaj while I watch Liverpool lose this week. USA USA USA USA USA
 
2012-04-07 10:59:47 AM  
Those two goals put Dempsey into third place for goals scored this season, just two behind Rooney.
 
2012-04-07 11:01:57 AM  
Found myself cheering for Sunderland this morning and now I feel like I have to take a shower or something. Can't believe NUFC are only two points out of champions league, pinching myself every minute.
 
2012-04-07 11:04:46 AM  
Also, congrats to Celtic. Been a "fan" ever since I started selling Celtic merchandise for an Irish clothing company. Hopefully they'll be playing NUFC in Europe next season.
 
2012-04-07 11:07:23 AM  

TheKnownUniverse: At least I can perv on Eric Lichaj while I watch Liverpool lose this week. USA USA USA USA USA


I'd be careful mixing punishment with perving.

* see also David Carridine (sp)
 
2012-04-07 11:09:40 AM  
Torres just spit a load on his hands and rubbed them together....what a nasty fark.
 
2012-04-07 11:10:21 AM  

obamartins: Also, congrats to Celtic. Been a "fan" ever since I started selling Celtic merchandise for an Irish clothing company. Hopefully they'll be playing NUFC in Europe next season.


Could happen - Celtic very likely to be knocked out of CL qualifying by some Latvian part-timers and dropping into the EURO Cup.
 
2012-04-07 11:14:25 AM  
Someone post the PostGK.jpg, I'm getting loaded.
 
2012-04-07 11:15:02 AM  
Why is John Terry dressed like he's going to be a guest star on Full House?
 
2012-04-07 11:16:06 AM  

ScouserDuck: Why is John Terry dressed like he's going to be a guest star on Full House?


Two broken ribs?
 
2012-04-07 11:17:36 AM  

midpoint: ScouserDuck: Why is John Terry dressed like he's going to be a guest star on Full House?

Two broken ribs?


Doesn't explain the 90's Jean Jacket.
 
2012-04-07 11:19:55 AM  
Ivanovuch is on fiyah!
 
2012-04-07 11:20:51 AM  

expobill: Ivanovuch is on fiyah!


and terribly offsides!
 
2012-04-07 11:20:51 AM  
Ivanovic was offside. Should not have been a goal. Unlucky for Wigan.
 
2012-04-07 11:21:09 AM  

expobill: Ivanovuch is Offsides


/FTFY
 
2012-04-07 11:21:10 AM  

midpoint: ScouserDuck: Why is John Terry dressed like he's going to be a guest star on Full House?

Two broken ribs?


I get that he's I street clothes, but are the mid 90's just reaching England now? I can't wait for them to hear The Refreshments' "Banditos", I think they're going to like it.

/I understand I should be commenting on the actual game but with my team playing as they are, this is more productive.

//Offside goal was offside
 
2012-04-07 11:21:29 AM  
Half of the Chelsea team was offsides on that goal.
 
2012-04-07 11:21:44 AM  

expobill: expobill: Ivanovuch is on fiyah!

and terribly offsides!


and made a great save!
 
2012-04-07 11:24:18 AM  

ScouserDuck: midpoint: ScouserDuck: Why is John Terry dressed like he's going to be a guest star on Full House?

Two broken ribs?

I get that he's I street clothes, but are the mid 90's just reaching England now? I can't wait for them to hear The Refreshments' "Banditos", I think they're going to like it.

/I understand I should be commenting on the actual game but with my team playing as they are, this is more productive.

//Offside goal was offside


H'actually the kids are re-enacting the 80's, which is a little weird for me as I grew up through the original. Can't see the outfit, but he is a chav with a lot of money. Little to no other explanation is necessary.
 
2012-04-07 11:25:15 AM  
On comes Carroll. So now I know we're going to lose.
 
2012-04-07 11:26:27 AM  

ScouserDuck: Torres just spit a load on his hands and rubbed them together....what a nasty fark.


You don't even want to know what Moises Alou used to do to toughen up his hands.
 
2012-04-07 11:31:16 AM  
Torres greased his shoes, today?
 
2012-04-07 11:31:21 AM  
Hai guys. What's going on in here?

/sees Liverpool losing

Ah, I see. Same old shiat.
 
2012-04-07 11:32:02 AM  

desertgeek: Hai guys. What's going on in here?

/sees Liverpool losing

Ah, I see. Same old shiat.


I was kinda hoping AV might get dragged into the relegation scrap.
 
2012-04-07 11:35:58 AM  
Agger my love, I've missed you
 
2012-04-07 11:36:00 AM  
Carroll can't score, but he'd make an excellent Inside Linebacker.
 
2012-04-07 11:36:57 AM  
Nice to see the Spuds doing what the Spuds do best.
 
2012-04-07 11:37:32 AM  
And Suarez finally booked for diving.
 
2012-04-07 11:40:15 AM  
What a finish.
 
2012-04-07 11:40:28 AM  
What a shot! Wigan is level.
 
2012-04-07 11:40:30 AM  
DIAME!!
Very nice equalizer!
 
2012-04-07 11:41:11 AM  
FINALLY!

SUAREZ!
 
2012-04-07 11:43:29 AM  
Liverpool score. Let's hope this is like breaking the seal.
 
2012-04-07 11:44:18 AM  

ADubs86: FINALLY!

SUAREZ!


ScouserDuck: Liverpool score. Let's hope this is like breaking the seal.


We scored!?!?!?
 
2012-04-07 11:44:57 AM  
I Would like to see Fabio Aurelio get some game time, or Jack Robinson on the right if Kelly and Glen can't make it. Or hell, throw Coates in there.
 
2012-04-07 11:45:56 AM  

desertgeek: We scored!?!?!?


Shocked the fark out of me too.
 
2012-04-07 11:48:10 AM  
My God Carroll, could have made yourself a hero there.
 
2012-04-07 11:49:54 AM  

ADubs86: My God Carroll, could have made yourself a hero there.


Torres money brings Torres results.
 
2012-04-07 11:50:30 AM  
WHAT A WINNER FOR CHELSEA!
 
2012-04-07 11:50:43 AM  
MATA!
 
2012-04-07 11:51:10 AM  

ScouserDuck: ADubs86: My God Carroll, could have made yourself a hero there.

Torres money brings Torres results.


Which is now a hilarious statement, since Torres just assisted in Chelsea's winner.
 
2012-04-07 11:51:33 AM  
Unfortunate from Wigan. Go from almost winning it to going home with nothing
 
2012-04-07 11:51:38 AM  
That goal looked offside too. I wish they'd show a wider view.
 
2012-04-07 11:56:03 AM  
Pretty impressive shot from Torres, too. Denied by the post, but good finish by Mata, even if it's ugly.
 
2012-04-07 11:56:08 AM  
HOORAY WE.......didn't lose. Hurrah.
 
2012-04-07 11:58:19 AM  

ADubs86: HOORAY WE.......didn't lose. Hurrah.


Same old story though. 21(4) shots vs 5(2) and 70% poss. There is no excuse. It's not mgr. the team owned the game. The ONLY thing missing is goals.
 
2012-04-07 12:02:12 PM  

ScouserDuck: ADubs86: HOORAY WE.......didn't lose. Hurrah.

Same old story though. 21(4) shots vs 5(2) and 70% poss. There is no excuse. It's not mgr. the team owned the game. The ONLY thing missing is goals.


We need to bring back the old Shankly exercise. Draw a goalmouth on the wall, separate it into 6 pieces, tell your players hit whatever spot X amount of times in a row from differing positions before you can go home.
 
2012-04-07 12:07:26 PM  
Well something is much better than nothing. All focus on next Saturday. FA cup or bust baby.
 
2012-04-07 12:15:56 PM  
We must have caught people in Easter travel mode. How have we not gotten to 100 posts by now?
 
2012-04-07 12:16:34 PM  
Here we go. 100.
 
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