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(UPI)   Vet removes golf ball from snake after making the perfect slice   (upi.com) divider line 12
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1190 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Apr 2012 at 11:37 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-07 10:13:29 AM  
Somehow I envisioned a pissed off, retired Marine clubbing said snake open with a wedge and getting his damned ball back.
 
2012-04-07 11:41:11 AM  
It's a wild rat snake. There's no reason to keep those things alive.
 
2012-04-07 11:41:44 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-04-07 11:52:25 AM  
Probably thought it was an egg.
 
2012-04-07 11:53:10 AM  

edmo: Somehow I envisioned a pissed off, retired Marine clubbing said snake open with a wedge and getting his damned ball back.


same here. i envisioned this happening on a Military base golf course, with a retired war hero going old school on the snake after it screwed his score on the back nine. He could use the snake skin as a cover for his driver
 
2012-04-07 12:08:25 PM  
I thought it was going to be a cavewoman with a club. Either kind, works for me.

/bravo on the perfect pun. Take a mulligan on your next round.
 
2012-04-07 01:48:06 PM  
Would it kill them to post pictures?
 
2012-04-07 02:22:44 PM  
It's a wild rat snake. There's no reason to keep those things alive.

maybe to eats rats, dumbsh*t
 
2012-04-07 03:18:58 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: It's a wild rat snake. There's no reason to keep those things alive.

maybe to eats rats, dumbsh*t


Thankyou
 
2012-04-07 03:50:17 PM  
Shouldn't this be under the Sports tab?

/wrestling fan
 
2012-04-07 07:09:22 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: It's a wild rat snake. There's no reason to keep those things alive.

maybe to eats rats, dumbsh*t


Rat snakes are blights on the habitats they invade. They kill off birds and destroy nesting habitats.

And there are hundreds of thousands of them, if not millions, wherever you see one.

So go fark yourself, dumbsh*t.
 
2012-04-07 10:21:06 PM  
They kill off birds and destroy nesting habitats.

there is such a thing as 'balance of nature', where predator numbers are usually only
10% of prey populations,
take that, dumbsh*t
 
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