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(Daily Mail)   Nothing encapsulates Easter better than Courtney Stodden wearing stripper shoes, bunny ears and carrying a basket of eggs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2012-04-06 11:16:33 PM  
call me shallow, but man, she's frickin' hot!
 
2012-04-06 11:37:35 PM  
Why does Fark keep greenlighting threads about this AW?
 
2012-04-06 11:38:23 PM  
The clear heels really work to bring the majesty of Christ's resurrection into the photo shoot, I think.
 
2012-04-06 11:39:19 PM  
I'd stick her in the ribs with my lance, from the inside.
 
2012-04-06 11:39:27 PM  
God, I cannot wait for her to run out of money to pay her publicist(s). Christ, at least Kim Kardashian is sorta hot. This girl wouldn't even headline a Vivid Video release.
 
2012-04-06 11:40:35 PM  

Cewley: call me shallow, but man, she's frickin' hot!


All I see.

t3.gstatic.com

Sharp pelt, etc.
 
2012-04-06 11:43:25 PM  
That nasty whore can shove her Peta magazine up her ass.
 
2012-04-06 11:46:42 PM  
That girl just is trying too hard. Those eyes show she is dead inside. I look forward to her just disappearing.
 
2012-04-06 11:48:36 PM  
fake tits fake hair fake eyelashes fake bunny ears. pass.
 
2012-04-06 11:48:49 PM  

Langston: God, I cannot wait for her to run out of money to pay her publicist(s). Christ, at least Kim Kardashian is sorta hot. This girl wouldn't even headline a Vivid Video release.


Oh, I imagine she will fairly soon...
 
2012-04-06 11:50:34 PM  
Jesus is spinning in his tomb.
 
2012-04-06 11:51:21 PM  
She's trying way too hard.
 
2012-04-06 11:51:59 PM  

Langston: God, I cannot wait for her to run out of money to pay her publicist(s). Christ, at least Kim Kardashian is sorta hot. This girl wouldn't even headline a Vivid Video release.


If Chyna (the WWF/WWE wrestler) can do pr0n, this chick can. And she probably doesn't have er...an...elongated...er...
 
2012-04-06 11:53:11 PM  
There is something really not right about her face.
 
2012-04-06 11:54:43 PM  
So, what? Another year before she can legally do porn?
 
2012-04-06 11:57:39 PM  
Skank.
 
2012-04-06 11:58:23 PM  
It's hard to believe she's only 17. I did a GIS (this is the first time I ever heard of her) - she appears to be pushing 40 in half the pics. She will look like a catchers mitt by her 25th birthday...if she's still alive.
 
2012-04-07 12:15:07 AM  
She's still underage, right?
 
2012-04-07 12:18:33 AM  

basemetal: She's still underage, right?


oh, in that case...
 
2012-04-07 12:21:31 AM  

SilentStrider: There is something really not right about her face.


Probably nerve/muscle issues due to plastic surgery.
 
2012-04-07 12:39:44 AM  

texdent: Why does Fark keep greenlighting threads about this AW?


Because Fark likes AWs. Have you not been here long?
 
2012-04-07 12:52:19 AM  
Somehow she has most of the parts that should be part of an attractive woman, but is still ugly overall.
 
2012-04-07 12:59:05 AM  

SpikeStrip: fake tits fake hair fake eyelashes fake bunny ears. pass.



FTFA: The model clutched a colourful wicker basket stuffed with pink roses and carrots,



Those are obviously tulips.
 
2012-04-07 01:04:24 AM  
I scrolled all the way to the bottom hoping to see her shoot easter eggs out her cooter.
 
2012-04-07 01:19:53 AM  

dahmers love zombie: The clear heels really work to bring the majesty of Christ's resurrection into the photo shoot, I think.


This Amen.
 
2012-04-07 01:48:43 AM  

texdent: Why does Fark keep greenlighting threads about this AW?


I know, right?

AWs are the worst.
 
2012-04-07 03:01:09 AM  
Go. Away.
 
2012-04-07 03:15:20 AM  
Mark my words: Five years from now she'll be suing her parents and her pedo ex-husband since she won't be able to function making a porn film due to the powder she blows up her nose. 17 years old. And you sick fooks drool over her. Nice.
 
2012-04-07 04:56:51 AM  

indeebud: Mark my words: Five years from now she'll be suing her parents and her pedo ex-husband since she won't be able to function making a porn film due to the powder she blows up her nose. 17 years old. And you sick fooks drool over her. Nice.


Drool? Most comments I've read say she looks rode hard and put up wet.
 
2012-04-07 05:17:18 AM  
My apologies, I was referring to those in the DM article had commented up to that point. Fortunately tides have changed there.
 
2012-04-07 05:27:33 AM  
Is she still claiming she's 17?
 
2012-04-07 06:42:24 AM  
basemetal
She's still underage, right?


Difficult to say.
She looks younger than forty, but it's hard to tell when she died.
 
2012-04-07 06:44:36 AM  
something makes me think she isn't 17....either way....she's a stupid attention whore
 
2012-04-07 06:54:23 AM  
Remember that Ganguro Girl trend in Japan way back?

2.bp.blogspot.com

Courtney Stodden (and Snooki, and..) are bringing it back.
 
2012-04-07 07:00:15 AM  
She's rapidly clearing the hurdles in the 2012 AW Olympics despite those ridiculous shoes and has built up a sizable lead. Impressive.
 
2012-04-07 07:04:14 AM  
Wow...she is 17? She needs to shoot her plastic surgeon
 
2012-04-07 07:09:31 AM  

bobbette: Remember that Ganguro Girl trend in Japan way back?



Courtney Stodden (and Snooki, and..) are bringing it back.


Gah! What the hell is that!? Asian black-face?
 
2012-04-07 07:12:04 AM  

indeebud: Mark my words: Five years from now she'll be suing her parents and her pedo ex-husband since she won't be able to function making a porn film due to the powder she blows up her nose. 17 years old. And you sick fooks drool over her. Nice.


Some girls are natural AW's but I'd say that much of the blame falls on her husband. I'm sure she'll look back on this with regret.
 
2012-04-07 07:12:27 AM  

SpikeStrip: fake tits fake hair fake eyelashes fake bunny ears. pass.


I know I demand REAL bunny ears on a girl I plan to fark.

/they make good handles
//that joke strode uncomfortably into furry territory for me...
 
2012-04-07 07:13:24 AM  
I find her just enormously sad. Seems like she just keeps sinking lower and lower into her own whatever-it-is-ness.
 
2012-04-07 07:16:32 AM  
Shut your whore mouth, subby. That photo-shoot certainly encapsulated youth, fecundity, and rejuvenation to me. Besides, all the "Jesus" stuff was just crap tacked on to an already popular festival day dedicated to those concepts by the Christian church.


/that tan is really terrible though.
 
2012-04-07 07:21:00 AM  
Those shoes should have goldfish in them.
 
2012-04-07 07:27:39 AM  

Sass-O-Rev: I find her just enormously sad. Seems like she just keeps sinking lower and lower into her own whatever-it-is-ness.


It is kind of like when Britney Spears was at her lowest point, shaving her head and attacking cars. No longer funny, just kind of sad. See also: Lindsay Lohan.

Funny thing is that until this thread, I never heard of her. I had to Google her just to realize she's supposedly underage. I'm not one of those "I don't watch TV or pay attention to pop culture" types, but not having American television available does seem to have the advantage of isolating me from this kind of social rot for at least a while.
 
2012-04-07 07:40:06 AM  

Shadowknight: Sass-O-Rev: I find her just enormously sad. Seems like she just keeps sinking lower and lower into her own whatever-it-is-ness.

It is kind of like when Britney Spears was at her lowest point, shaving her head and attacking cars. No longer funny, just kind of sad. See also: Lindsay Lohan.

Funny thing is that until this thread, I never heard of her. I had to Google her just to realize she's supposedly underage. I'm not one of those "I don't watch TV or pay attention to pop culture" types, but not having American television available does seem to have the advantage of isolating me from this kind of social rot for at least a while.


She is from a small, dead end coastal town a few hours from Seattle. I don't watch TV but this chick and her creepy husband work overtime for media attention.
 
2012-04-07 07:56:42 AM  
Will this chick just turn "18" already so the world will just see her as another has-been f**ker?
Christ, I banged a 32 year old a few weeks ago that looked younger than she does.
 
2012-04-07 08:28:38 AM  

Ed Finnerty: Is she still claiming she's 17?


It's her gimmick. She'll probably still be claiming she's 17 about 10 years from now. Assuming she hasn't melted her minuscule brain yet.

/obviously well into her 30s
 
2012-04-07 08:30:25 AM  
She's not an attention whore. She's just photographed that way.
 
2012-04-07 08:31:57 AM  
This girl makes me terribly sad. She's just a kid. She should be in highschool, excited about prom, graduation and what college she'll attend. Not having plastic surgery, drugs and a 50-something year old husband.
WTF is wrong with her parents. And where the hell are they in all this?
 
2012-04-07 08:32:29 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Ed Finnerty: Is she still claiming she's 17?

It's her gimmick. She'll probably still be claiming she's 17 about 10 years from now. Assuming she hasn't melted her minuscule brain yet.

/obviously well into her 30s


Unless she's been using the Lohan method of skin rejuvenation.

/sun, cigarettes, neon club signs, and meth
 
2012-04-07 08:40:35 AM  
I would totally bang that
 
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