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(Telegraph)   You know how you said you'd sell your left arm to get a new iPad? A boy in China just sold one of his kidneys   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 61
    More: Stupid, iPads, kidney failure, Apple Products, Chinese, Chinese boy, Xinhua  
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2012-04-06 08:43:21 PM
Nope, never said that.
 
2012-04-06 08:44:33 PM
I wouldn't sell a zit on my left nut for an iPad.
 
2012-04-06 08:45:35 PM
Don't own one.

But want...

Heh.

;)
 
2012-04-06 08:46:16 PM
What's he going to do when the next upgrade comes out?
 
2012-04-06 08:46:23 PM
I got some toenail clippings I'm willing to trade.
 
2012-04-06 08:46:31 PM
If someone had sold their liver for one sooner...
 
2012-04-06 08:47:24 PM
Dialysis? There's an app for that.
 
2012-04-06 08:48:20 PM
Someone should had been told that guy that iPads ain't worth piss.
 
2012-04-06 08:49:11 PM
A kidney is a valuable farking thing. You don't just give it away.
 
2012-04-06 08:49:15 PM
Didn't this also happen last year? I remember trying to submit an article about it and I don't think anyone else was successful at getting it here.
 
2012-04-06 08:51:24 PM
Um,

I'd actually prefer a sexy product made in America, quite frankly...

Let's call it the A-pad...

Heh.

Make it happen, yo, if'n yer smrt.

Now.

Impatience is my crutch...

;)
 
2012-04-06 08:52:11 PM

Marcus Aurelius: A kidney is a valuable farking thing. You don't just give it away.


Shield on.

;)
 
2012-04-06 08:54:07 PM
You think he'd figure out a way to smuggle it out of the factory he works in.
 
2012-04-06 08:55:26 PM
Sounds like the free market in action to me.

/suit on
 
2012-04-06 08:56:10 PM

Mangoose: You think he'd figure out a way to smuggle it out of the factory he works in.


Cute and wrong.

I love you muggles, all retarded and shiat.

I am wiz-lion; make due.

Or be eaten...

Heh.

;)
 
2012-04-06 08:58:28 PM

dlp211: Sounds like the free market in action to me.

/suit on


Yeah, mebbe, if only you gave two real shiats about yer consumers...

;)
 
2012-04-06 08:58:36 PM

Indubitably: Um,

I'd actually prefer a sexy product made in America, quite frankly...

Let's call it the A-pad...

Heh.

Make it happen, yo, if'n yer smrt.

Now.

Impatience is my crutch...

;)


You need a different name sadly. Apads are made in China.

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-06 09:01:52 PM
It wasn't intentional.

www.agillian.com
 
2012-04-06 09:03:32 PM
Er, isn't this a repeat from a year ago?
 
2012-04-06 09:03:33 PM
*oatmeal_apple_comic.jpg*
 
2012-04-06 09:03:41 PM
i50.photobucket.com

"Make sure you get a reciept."
 
2012-04-06 09:05:07 PM
iPad is pretty cool. I applaud his ambition.
 
2012-04-06 09:17:10 PM

Hacker_X: Indubitably: Um,

I'd actually prefer a sexy product made in America, quite frankly...

Let's call it the A-pad...

Heh.

Make it happen, yo, if'n yer smrt.

Now.

Impatience is my crutch...

;)

You need a different name sadly. Apads are made in China.

Link (new window)


Seriously?

Rippin' on America, eh?

Shield on.

P.S. We are earth-central, heh. ;)
 
2012-04-06 09:18:05 PM
I hope he doesn't sell his eyes for a 3-D television.
 
2012-04-06 09:18:31 PM
"Five people from southern China have been charged with intentional injury and illegal organ trading, including the surgeon who removed the boy's kidney in April 2011." They're in court now for something that happened last year.
 
2012-04-06 09:18:53 PM
That's going to make it harder for him to pee in Coke now.
 
2012-04-06 09:19:35 PM
"Aiya! How come this Apple Logo on the back is peeling off?!?!?!"
 
2012-04-06 09:23:43 PM
Cue the vid. of Tosh teeing off on the Ipad that was never even turned on.
 
2012-04-06 09:26:20 PM

DanZero: Didn't this also happen last year? I remember trying to submit an article about it and I don't think anyone else was successful at getting it here.


Yeah it did. I dont remember details, but this definitely happened recently.
 
2012-04-06 09:26:36 PM
Good thing he has two, he's going to want to upgrade 18 months from now.
 
2012-04-06 09:28:00 PM
One of the things our brain does to keep us competitive is to immediately devalue the things we have worked hard to attain.

I can only imagine what this kid was thinking after a week of playing around with the iPad.
 
2012-04-06 09:28:22 PM

sure haven't: DanZero: Didn't this also happen last year? I remember trying to submit an article about it and I don't think anyone else was successful at getting it here.

Yeah it did. I dont remember details, but this definitely happened recently.


Yes it was for the ipad 2. Apparently he is trying to sell his second kidney? Maybe his name is Dewey Crow.
 
2012-04-06 09:34:13 PM
I did the same thing when I was young, for an AM-FM clock radio, but that was worth it. It had luminous numbers and adjustable alarm volume control, as well as snooze function. I have no regrets.
 
Biv
2012-04-06 09:34:19 PM

sure haven't: DanZero: Didn't this also happen last year? I remember trying to submit an article about it and I don't think anyone else was successful at getting it here.

Yeah it did. I dont remember details, but this definitely happened recently.


Not only did it happen, I think the subby had the same headline
 
2012-04-06 09:41:39 PM

Biv: sure haven't: DanZero: Didn't this also happen last year? I remember trying to submit an article about it and I don't think anyone else was successful at getting it here.

Yeah it did. I dont remember details, but this definitely happened recently.

Not only did it happen, I think the subby had the same headline


You're right.

From last June
 
2012-04-06 09:41:52 PM

Hector Remarkable: I did the same thing when I was young, for an AM-FM clock radio, but that was worth it. It had luminous numbers and adjustable alarm volume control, as well as snooze function. I have no regrets.


Cute and remarkable.

;)

P.S. Last oops. Your mistake. Never make it again, please. Thank you.

P.P.S. I am angry with figurative-you now. Seriously. That is...
 
2012-04-06 09:42:33 PM

Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: I did the same thing when I was young, for an AM-FM clock radio, but that was worth it. It had luminous numbers and adjustable alarm volume control, as well as snooze function. I have no regrets.

Cute and remarkable.

;)

P.S. Last oops. Your mistake. Never make it again, please. Thank you.

P.P.S. I am angry with figurative-you now. Seriously. That is...


Love?
 
2012-04-06 09:49:49 PM
The company I work for gave me an ipad and it makes a good toy/distraction for the 4 y/o kid.
But pay money for one???
OH HELLS NAW!!
 
2012-04-06 09:50:27 PM
What do you call a one-armed iPad user?
 
2012-04-06 09:51:12 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wouldn't sell a zit on my left nut for an iPad.


Would you pop one, and give the zit juice for one?
 
2012-04-06 09:53:37 PM
Apparently only China saw a problem in him selling a kidney for the iPhone part of the deal. Had he just swapped for two phones everything would be hunky-dory here.
 
2012-04-06 09:56:27 PM
the USA could help China with their organ donor needs. send them all the hardcore prison lifers no questions asked. win-win.
 
2012-04-06 10:15:25 PM

i.imgur.com
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-06 10:19:13 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: I did the same thing when I was young, for an AM-FM clock radio, but that was worth it. It had luminous numbers and adjustable alarm volume control, as well as snooze function. I have no regrets.

Cute and remarkable.

;)

P.S. Last oops. Your mistake. Never make it again, please. Thank you.

P.P.S. I am angry with figurative-you now. Seriously. That is...

Love?


I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
 
2012-04-06 10:25:34 PM
I'd sell a kidney if it would pay off my student loans.

/only very slightly kidding... srsly i'd weigh the option.
 
2012-04-06 10:32:35 PM

100 Watt Walrus:
Link (new window)


Wow, I haven't slogged through that much non-funny crap in a long time.
 
2012-04-06 10:35:04 PM
I won one for free. No nuts or arms involved.
 
2012-04-06 10:43:15 PM

Hector Remarkable: Indubitably: Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: I did the same thing when I was young, for an AM-FM clock radio, but that was worth it. It had luminous numbers and adjustable alarm volume control, as well as snooze function. I have no regrets.

Cute and remarkable.

;)

P.S. Last oops. Your mistake. Never make it again, please. Thank you.

P.P.S. I am angry with figurative-you now. Seriously. That is...

Love?

I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.


Good?
 
2012-04-06 10:43:54 PM

Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: Indubitably: Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: I did the same thing when I was young, for an AM-FM clock radio, but that was worth it. It had luminous numbers and adjustable alarm volume control, as well as snooze function. I have no regrets.

Cute and remarkable.

;)

P.S. Last oops. Your mistake. Never make it again, please. Thank you.

P.P.S. I am angry with figurative-you now. Seriously. That is...

Love?

I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.

Good?


Poked wrong one...

;)
 
2012-04-06 10:44:13 PM
As someone who suffered from kidney failure before (which was corrected via surgery... eventually), I can honestly say its one of the worst things a human can experience. You just get sicker and sicker and sicker, cant eat or drink at all, until you starve to death basically. Or in my case, a lack of potassium makes your heart rate uncontrollable and it gives out.

Poor, stupid kid.
 
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